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Creep breaks into woman's home, steals her cell phone, posts pics of her showering to her Facebook.

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There is a Psycho setting up shop in Florida, and instead of stabbing his victims in the shower, he is taking pictures of them and posting them to their Facebook pages.


Whatever you do, don't turn around. (stock photo)

Ok. There are so many things that go wrong here that you could stop reading halfway through and be plenty horrified. But don't, because it just gets so strange.

Police are looking for a man in Seminole County, Florida after he broke into a woman's apartment, stole her cell phone, and used it to take a picture of her in the shower this week.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I don't know how one could ever feel clean after that.

To make things worse, he posted that photo to her own Facebook page.

The violation is coming from inside the phone. This takes those co-worker-taking-advantage-of-your-open-screen pranks to a new and profoundly degrading level.

"Having someone actually in your apartment while you are taking a shower is quite scary, honestly," Altamonte Springs police spokesman Rob Pelton told WESH. "Going to get a victim's cell phone and having the gall to stand inside of a residence that you have broken into to steal someone's cell phone and use it to take a picture of them in the shower is unheard of."

And now that I have heard of it, I can't unhear of it.

Police suspect this is the latest offense from a man they believe was also responsible for peering into windows in that neighborhood and exposing himself two other times that week. In each offense, the suspect is described as a "white male, between 5' 6" and 5' 9", wearing all dark clothing and blue jeans."

By that description, they might as well start by arresting everyone on Tinder.


The newest massive leak of international spy documents has its own movie-style trailer.

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Coming soon to a computer near you: the spies who were already in your computer to begin with.

The fact that Citizenfour (about Edward Snowden) won Best Documentary at the Oscars is quite literally yesterday's news now that word is getting out that Al Jazeera is releasing a massive leak of documents from non-U.S. spy agencies. The agencies involved are Israel's Mossad, South Africa's SSA, Britain's MI6, Australia's ASIO and Russia's FSB. The scope of this haul won't be fully apparent until Al Jazeera and Britain's The Guardian newspaper (which also assisted Snowden) reveal it over the next few weeks, but the main attraction seems to be Israel's internal assessment of Iran's nuclear capabilities.

It's a big day for people trying to uncover how world governments are trying to get their hands on everyone's data. Over on reddit, Snowden and Glenn Greenwald did an AmA (Ask Me Anything) with Citizenfour filmmaker Laura Poitras. No word yet on whether they're mad Al Jazeera is stealing the spotlight.

This life-size statue of naked Bill Cosby with Fat Albert for genitals is no creepier than he is.

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Hey hey hey! It's deeply disturbing! (And maybe NSFW? It's exactly what we said it was.)


That'll show him.(via Cory Allen Contemporary Art)

It's one thing to see your childhood heroes exposed as (multi-alleged) vicious serial rapists. It's another thing to see them naked and rendered in bronze, with a cartoon character they created in place of their penis. And yet, it's an all-too common reality of the times we live in.

You have to hand it to 15-year-old sculptor Rodman Edwards: this is a pretty effective put-down of the man. It certainly makes calling him a piece of shit (as Richard Pryor's widow did) look tame. Edwards is proposing the sculpture, titled "Fat Albert Cries for Dr. Huxtable," as a replacement for the more favorable statues of Cosby at the TV Hall of Fame locations in Orlando and North Hollywood. It seems unlikely that the Hall of Fame would go for it, but it raises a good point: the statues that are up should come down. Unless the Hall of Fame wants to ignore the more than 35 women who have accused Cosby of rape.

If that's the case, whoever is running the TV Hall of Fame has some huge, Fat Albert-shaped balls.

Apparently, politicians need to be told that painting things pink isn't the way to win women's votes.

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Pretty patronizing in pink.

I suppose at this point there's very little we shouldn't expect when it comes to the depths of political parties' inability to treat women voters as equal to their male peers (after all, you can't cast 77% of a vote), but a big pink bus is still cringeworthy in its lameness. That was the amazingly condescending voter outreach strategy unveiled in the UK this week by the Labour party (on the center-left of UK politics). They rolled out a hot pink "Woman to Woman" minibus, which has become widely derided as "The Barbie Bus." Labour officials made the situation worse by refusing to use the word "pink" to describe it, insisting on calling it "cerise" or "magenta." Their explanation of the van's purpose placed their feet even further in their mouths, saying they wanted to have a discussion with women "around the kitchen table":


That sound you just heard was 10,000 exasperated British sighs.

The UK has a much shorter election season than we do, so Labour only has until May to try to erase the memory of this flub from female voters' memories. We here in the US, however, still have 623 days for Democrats and Republicans alike to come up with all sorts of inadvertently offensive ways to pander to women instead of addressing actual issues.

Related: More clips from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

This dog has exactly the right amount of cowbell.

What last night's Oscar winners are doing with their statues.

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Winning an Oscar is a momentous achievement in anyone's life. But after you're nominated, wait for the presenter's dramatic pause, win, deliver your acceptance speech, and drink all night in fancy clothes with other famous people, what do you do with the statue?

Here's what last night's Oscar winners will be doing with that now-pretty-useless, gilded trophy:

J.K. Simmons, Best Supporting Actor: Using it as an example of something you'd want to insure in a Farmer's commercial.

Patricia Arquette, Best Supporting Actress: Putting a dress on it and pretending that gender equality exists.

Common, Best Song: Making contestants use it in a challenge on his furniture building competition reality show, Framework (yeah, it's a real thing).

Eddie Redmayne, Best Actor: Using it as a substitute mirror for when he needs to check on his boyish grin.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Best Director: Using it as a paperweight for his green card.

Grand Budapest Hotel, Production Design: Placing it next to a gramophone and a teacup with an elephant on it in the next Wes Anderson movie.

(designed by Cole Mitchell)

Apple finally releases Emojis that are more diverse than the Oscars.

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Already more diverse than Silicon Valley itself.


Wait, why do the women have tiaras? Is fixing that the next update? (via TheNextWeb)

Diversity has come at long last to the benighted land of Emojis as Apple released a new set of culturally diverse icons to developers for people to use in texts as humanity slowly loses the ability to communicate in words. They're not available to the public yet, but now that developers have them (as part of the latest OS X update) it can't be that much longer until they're out to everyone. The new set not only includes new icons and faces, there is now a pop-up menu for all the humanoid Emoji people, including Santa, that lets you choose different skin colors. Although the general reaction has been positive that this is finally happening, there's already some criticism that the Asian Emojis are a bit, well, exaggerated in hue.


No word yet on how many colors of Space Invader they have. (via 9to5Mac)

This certainly beats the current roster, which mostly represent Caucasian folks, yellow cats, and Satan. There's also a guy in a turban and an Asian fellow in a bike helmet (I think?), although somehow those were not seen as fixing the problem:


I have no idea what the dude at the top right is up to. Russian? UK Royal Guard?
(via Slate)

The new update will also include...a bunch of flags!


The Emoji world has finally expanded to a whopping 42 countries. (via EliteDaily)

Apple has received a lot of criticism for its non-diverse Emojis. As much as I look like a classic Emoji myself, I can imagine how frustrating it would be if I wanted to send an happy face indicating that I was, y'know, happy, and having it look like I was just saying "some white guy is happy" instead. I'm happy that now everyone can represent themselves using nonsense images instead of the written word.


Old grumpy people of all races agree that Emojis are ruining our language!

Adding up.


Idaho lawmaker asks if it's possible to reach a woman's uterus through her stomach.

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There are no stupid questions... except for this one.


I meant to do that. (via)

Yesterday, the Idaho House State Affairs Committee held a hearing regarding a bill that would prohibit health providers from prescribing abortion-inducing drugs via telemedicine. During the proceedings, a physician who uses telemedicine gave testimony explaining that some gastroenterology patients may swallow a camera to enable doctors to examine their colon. Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri asked if the same process would enable doctors to examine a uterus.

"Can this same procedure then be done in a pregnancy?" Barbieri asked Dr. Julie Madsen, who has said she has administered telemedicine in the state of Idaho. "Swallowing a camera and helping the doctor determine what the situation is?"

Um... no. The best way to a woman's vagina is not the same as the best way to a man's heart. The stomach just doesn't go there.

While the others in attendance laughed, Dr. Madsen patiently explained that items swallowed would not find their way to the vagina.

"Fascinating. That makes sense," said Barbieri.

This is the guy Idaho has trusted with making important decisions.

Despite the ease I have believing this man has no idea how the female reproductive system works, he later claimed that his question was intended to make a point.

"I was being rhetorical, because I was trying to make the point that equalizing a colonoscopy to this particular procedure was apples and oranges," he said. "So I was asking a rhetorical question that was designed to make her say that they weren't the same thing, and she did so. It was the response I wanted."

Ok, you think you're cute, but now lots of people think you don't understand where babies come from.

The bill, HB154, predictably passed 13-4 in the historically conservative state. Lawmakers said the intent was to protect patients from having a bad reaction to abortion-inducing medication, but those opposed believe it has less to do with patient welfare, and is more an attempt to restrict abortions in rural areas without access to clinics.

According to his page on Spokesman.com, Barbieri's goal is to "remain true to the conservative ideology, and that is to somehow shrink government."

You know, keep government to a minimum, except, of course, when it comes to women's bodies.

Fresh start.

This kid's ping pong move would be the best moment in anyone's life.

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Unless you've ever been in love, or anything.

Wow. He...did that?! What? Was it an...accident? Or did he just reveal his superpowers, a lá The Incredibles?

Some skills seem so innate that you can't imagine practicing to achieve them. Like, you either have it or you don't. This kid has it. And yet, all he's getting is 2 points and pizza. The story he one day tells to his grandkids about this moment will end with, "It was the most delicious slice I ever tasted."

6 new contenders for the most outstanding comment ever left on a Facebook photo.

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I guess my parents must have had a 3D printer when I was growing up. (via)

At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.


Alfred Hitchcock's movies are super suspense. (via)



Texas, Delaware, Oklahoma...I don't get it. (via)



It's so temperate you could crack an egg on the sidewalk. (via)



Don't remember that costume from the movie... (via)


Part of a completely annoying breakfast. (via)

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That's it, dear. Just keep playing dumb.(via)



No, but you certainly don't need a second weapon with those toenails around. (via)



Yep. Sounds complicated. (via)


82 is going to be a wake-up call, young lady. (via)



Nope. 12 weeks to go until it's summer and she can play with that beach ball! (via)



Cool. How much for your dick? (via)

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He can't be trusted at house parties with acacia leaves.(via)



They served to protect his right to shop. (via)



Debbie dumpling downer. (via)



Sounds like a good deal unless it's purple. (via)



I want to see Facebook's translation of "LAZORCAT." (via)



Never going to sell that thing now. (via)

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And is someone supposed to be Cupid in this scenario? (via)



Might've been. Wasn't. (via)

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Get a storage closet!(via)

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Google Glass? (via)

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Think none of your friends has a snowboarding calendar? Think again!(via)

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Plot twist: They're all copies of Fahrenheit 451. (via)

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Not as long as his buddy lets him watch NFL games on his belly.(via)


Or maybe a walrus? (via)

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No, your life is not significant. Get offline. (via)

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At work? You have the best job ever.(via)

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He enjoyed what he did. (via)


That would have offended non-toilets.
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So much more powerful than a promise ring. (Via)

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Bae caught me fakin'.(Via)

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Use every part of the Facebook. (Via)

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Way to look past the darkness.(Via)

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Dog couldn't even wear a tux to his own wedding? That's bad luck!(Via)

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Maybe she's just avant garde, d-bag.(Via)

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Someone send a life-raft. (Via)

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Ken's a big reader. No canned spaghetti meal is going to make him give that up. (Via)

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You must be more compassionate in your oil changes.(Via)

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Prepare for ye credit card offers and Valpaks to be pillaged. (Via)

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Still, at least she Googled it herself. Very talented Googling. (Via)



A sunset has to be really beautiful to get Heather to stop obsessing over poop shots. (Via)

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Why old Photobomb Phil's been dead for decades now.
You got photobombed by a g-g-g-ghost!
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Like you've never gotten excited after taking a really good butt-selfie.(Via)

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Least they're not sitting around doing math!(Via)

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Or, he died before achieving his dream of Jurassic Park being operational.(Via)

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I think he just asked you out to dinner!(Via)

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Guys don't need a lot of inspiration in that activity. (Via)

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I certainly hope the tiny cat tipped well.(via)

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You should see the pyramids. (via)

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Wake up, sheeple! Why do you think there are so many cans? The aluminade! (via)

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It looked like a salami.(via)

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When will you grow up, Shannon? (via)

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Spike knew. She always knew.(via)

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That was very, very dangerous. But cool. (via)

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I only hump American-made cars. (via)

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The tattoo artist only knew how to do glittery spiders for some reason. (via)

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If not great responsibility, at least more responsibility than that, surely. (via)

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What if they mutate but they're still not that good at martial arts? (via)

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I'm guessing this is the last time anyone makes the mistake of trusting you. (via)

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I dunno, $20 still seems like a good deal. (via)

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Well, that seems irrelevant, but good to know. (via)

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Nope, not what that means.
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All the rest have 31, except February which has 52. (via)

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It's just a very sad photo all around. (via)

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I give them a week before they're posting photos of each other slippin. (via)

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Why do I have the feeling this will take a while to explain? (via)

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Also sometimes people are just sleepy. (via)

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Unfriend this person before their posts become upsetting. (via)

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Good thing I have my smart phone to document this. (via)

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Philip Seymour Hoffman would probably have thought this was funny. (via)

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A bargain at half the price. (via)

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He's going to the great cardboard box in the sky. (via)

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A.O. Scott does most of his reviews this way, too. (via)

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"Oh!!! Pretty!" was the last words of many a gladiator. (via)

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Reason #43,239 never to friend your mom, or son, on Facebook. (via)


The greened-out name is Santa, obvi. (via)


This is why the aliens will easily be able to overtake us. (via)

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Kids today don't watch enough VHS's.


"Superficial aesthetic characteristics" = "She has giant boobs."


I always grew too attached to the sausages we raised on my farm as a child.


Why would you want to avoid a place with a ball pit?


It's true! M.J. really was out of this world!


Ow.

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ERECTION! How many times must I scream "ERECTION"?!


Could be anyone's ass, really.


Don't forget the Holey Bagel.


Earth is destroyed every year.


SMMTH. (Shaking my mutant turtle head.)


LOL why would someone invent a non-cordless phone?

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Pics or it didn't happen.


Mr. Darren Buble has a nice ring to it.Swoon.

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Oddly enough, that book IS junk.

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Could lose a bit more if he put down the phone for a second.

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Sells puppy to get better phone to take pictures of puppy on.

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No, no, Timmy. Camels have humps.

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Same basic shape, you know-it-all!

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Rob may be a pussy, but he's no fool.

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In case you were wondering, her account number is 3771-1745.

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There are no awkward silences around that grasshopper.

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Children our are future.

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Seriously, 5 acres isn't even that many!

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If your phone's in a smoothie, what did you take the photo with??

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This commenter is now in a relationship with Youtube.

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They were chillen' together. Cyberchillen'.


Tonight on Fat Cops, a young boy who's just killed a man seeks help from his mama...


This is actually why they picked her for the summer internship.


Their lizard fucking is truly beautiful though.

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Remember when Neil DeGrasse Tyson had that ugly feud with 50 Cent at the planetarium?


Ew, drinking Union Jack sounds dusty.


And...if you're lazy?


Time to go back to your original profession as a taxidermist.


Every mother dreams of her toddler turning out sexy.


Honestly, that's what "Granddaughter" gets for posting that statistic.

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They can be the same. Liking your own status on Facebook is a form of fapping.


Also, why did you marry such a heavy, finger-giving man in the first place?


No, stupid, the Italian flag says "Viva Italy!"


The only fun fact about Nazism, actually.


Screw white ghosts for oppressing all the minority ghosts.


It's a meta caption of a meta photo. Whoa.

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Dogs have patience. Human dogs, less so.


What the hell did that bunny leave in your basket?


It's the legend of the ghost bridge! The bridge has returned from the dead for vengeance!


Looks like he took a break for some refreshment, and to steal your wallet.


The real tragedy is Walt letting his legotism control his decisions.


Welcome to your kitchen for the very first time. Now make some really spicy coffee.

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Um, I've been leading a double life. I'm really a cheezy stock photographer.


This horrible relationship is making us hungry!


The GOP has decided to run a citrus in 2016.


His balls are really good listeners.


Thought you meant congrads on my bomb new lid, brah. But that marriage shit, yeah, LOL.

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You have a new friend request from Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro.


Bobby's obviously never done mescaline.


We usually name our pimple, Gus. Short for Disgusting.


Can we just switch our order to the spaghetti? If no one's had sex in it?


Even the cat looks angry that someone brought Blue Moon.


It's cool. He has a vagina underneath his left knee.

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They're lucky he didn't just tie pistols to their feet.


Game of Thrones is bound to use this as a plot-point eventually.

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She should end it with him. He clearly wishes he was dating Spider-Man.

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The best way to stop forest fires is with a crapload of "likes."

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Just having a pet dolphin would be enough for us. Or an Xbox, for that matter.

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What would humans and ducks ally against? Swans?

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Wrong. It's a framed picture of a mirror being photobombed by a ceiling fan.

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Commenters love to shout at a hat out on a ledge.

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We feel bad for twin girls. They can't ask kids on the playground to "come and play with us" without scaring the hell out of them.

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"Don't miss Kohl's holiday blowout!" -John 3:16

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Our grandma used to make a great soul loaf. So tender, so eternal.

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We'd go with the Bieber. Just to learn the sequence of terrible decisions that led to him getting the same haircut as our sister's girlfriend.

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Your Facebook friends: Misunderstanding deep-throating hamsters since 2006.

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In nature you're never more than two inches away from poo. And by "nature" we mean "our office."

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People aren't that impressed when you train a man-parrot to talk.

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Peace in the Middle-East won't be achieved unless we all bond over the new C-class.

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He had to introduce himself to all the Taco Bells in the neighborhood.

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Still waiting for the day when this country will elect its first teensy president.

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Oh the humanity.

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No wonder his personals ad seeking "Women into baseball glove material" always went unanswered.
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Looks like a girl in a bikini committing suicide to us. Eye of the beholder?

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Another episode of "Blame Autocorrect Or Call Social Services?"

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We're hungry and nauseous all at once.

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Seriously, who are they flipping the bird at? The Bravo channel?

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Like you'd still be able to see the top of the bridge.

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Why does this racist sexual inadequacy panic quiz have to implicate Gamestop?

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We thought every page on the internet was kind of called "Fapping."

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GOPer says measles outbreak was probably caused by undocumented immigrants.

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The real toxins are in our hearts.

Undocumented immigrants are conservative politicians first go-to when they want to misdirect blame. People coming from Mexico take all our jobs! All those sweet, sweet jobs that pay less than minimum wage, involve intense, frequently dangerous, physical labor with no health insurance or benefits of any kind.

What's the new hot button issue freaking out xenophobes? THE MEASLES. Here's a quote from an interview with Republican Representative Mo Brooks:

“I don't think there is any healthcare professional who has examined the facts who could honestly say that Americans have not died because the disease is brought into America by illegal aliens who are not properly healthcare screened, as lawful immigrants are. Unfortunately, our kids just aren't prepared for a lot of the diseases that come in and are borne by illegal aliens.”

Yeah, if only we had a qualified healthcare professional who understood the facts about vaccinations and disease outbreaks. Right now, all we have are the wonderful, witch-y moms and dads treating polio with green juice and staying indoors when Mercury is in retrograde. Perhaps someone should dedicate their life to a career in public health?

Oh wait, there's Anne Schuchat, director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Here's what she says:

"I know that immigration is a complicated issue and people have strong feelings about [it]...In fact, the year's outbreak, associated with the Disney park, the US exported measles virus to Mexico. So we see the virus unfortunately going the other direction."

That's right. In the imports and exports game, we are exporting measles to countries like Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador, which now have higher rates of measles coverage than the U.S.

Schuchat added that the current outbreak isn't along the US-Mexico border but in “some of the wealthier communities in California."

The anti-vaxxer movement has had serious repercussions, even beyond outbreaks of previously controlled diseases, if you can believe it. The discussions around the issue have been demonizing perfectly healthy people on the autism spectrum and now opportunistic Republicans are using the fallout to place blame on already disenfranchised communities. At what point will the anti-vaxxers catch shame?

Grass is greener.

"Frozen" remade as John Carpenter's "The Thing" is so horrifying, it tops John Carpenter.

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I...I didn't want this...

Frozen will never die, so we may as well make more and more obscure, disturbing and detailed Internet mashups about it. That's Lee Hardcastle's philosophy apparently. He's an animator and this short claymation recreates the blood testing scene from John Carpenter's The Thing, made in 1982. There's a lot of attention to detail so if you don't want to see beloved Disney characters get their faces eaten, do not look.

Below is the original for comparison. How can you not watch it and hum, "Do you want to build a snowman?"



This snow-shoveling dog named Elsa has already done more work today than you.

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Do you want to shovel snow, man?

Meet Elsa, an adorable yellow lab (I think). Elsa clearly wants to play hockey, but her stupid lazy no-good humans haven't shoveled the snow on the hockey rink yet. Since Elsa actually has a worth ethic, unlike her slothful food-dispensers, she takes matters into her own hands despite not even having evolved hands. That was the part of the article where I spin the total lack of details on the YouTube description ("Elsa shovels the hockey rink") into a little story. This is the part where I tie it all together with a killer joke about how Elsa has more determination to play hockey than the entire 2004-05 NHL roster.

Now I tell you to check out this even better (I know, wow) dog video: Barry the Pug loves taking a bath more than you've ever loved anything in your whole life.

Freezing point.

London's new bar featuring live owls is a real hoot.

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Your head will spin 270 degrees when you see this unique venue!


Don't ask for my number. I just came here to relax.(Stock Photo)

New York may have a cat cafe and a broth bar, but as of next month, London is the weird restaurant town to beat. That's because, for one week only, a pop-up bar called Annie the Owl will open in Soho, featuring artisanal cocktails and live owls for your entertainment.


Say whaaaat? (via Giphy)

Admission is £20, and comes with two drinks and "two hours of this unique owl indulgence." What's more, all that money goes to The Barn Owl Centre, a charity that has provided the owls for the bar. And what a selection of owls it is! Check out some of these A-list raptors:


Annie, the quiet one(via Annie the Owl)


Darwin, the smart one(via Annie the Owl)


Winston, the cute one(via Annie the Owl)


Hootie*, the one in the Owl Protection Program(via Annie the Owl)

And those are just the first four! There are many more owls to enjoy (two). The bar has already attracted a lot of interest and will be gone after a week, so management has set up a ballot system for reservations. If you're going to be in London and want to live out your Harry Potter fantasy for a couple hours, head over the the Annie the Owl website to put your name in the hat. You may be lucky!

And don't worry, a trained falconer will be on hand to prevent anyone from getting clawed in the face. By the birds, anyway. You never know what one of the other patrons might do after a few too many owltinis.

*The actual reason Hootie is pixellated is because she's a finalist in the World Owl Beauty Pageant. I'm not making that up. I guess when an owl looks that good, you can't give it away for free. I can't help but wonder what her talent is though. Probably spitting up mouse bones.

'It's Always Sunny' cast shares real tattoos that fans of the show have gotten.

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Which one would you get?

What a compassionate bunch of weirdoes the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia gang are. As audience members groaned over fan tattoos inspired by the show, the cast was more than willing to admit that they have some very real, permanent tattoos of performers who have inspired them. Charlie Day even has a tattoo of Glenn Howerton. Because of his work in Must Love Dogs.

The problem with tattoos is you want them to refer to something timeless. They don't all age well, as you can see with Rob McElhenney's David Crosby ink.

The Cleveland Browns unveil brand new, game-changing logo.

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The Cleveland Browns have done it again.

Last week, a video telling fans to "See the evolution" of the team's brand-spanking new logo was posted on Facebook:

For a full week, fans speculated and even spread outright lies about what the big change would be. If nothing else, the change would surely be divisive. The change would be dramatic. Fans of the Browns waited with bated breath to see how the owners would change their beloved logo (which in case you've never seen it has been a version this image since 1965):


Old logo.

The team's president Alec Scheiner held meetings, met with focus groups and fans, and claims to have spent a full two years on a new logo that had "certain core characteristics symbolic of our great city." To that end, they did not disappoint, for Cleveland itself is a big disappointment. Here is the logo they came up with:


New logo.

Yep. That's it. The big change was to make a logo for a team called "The Browns" the same exact logo it was before, but with an ever brighter color that's not brown.

The Browns have done it again. That is: gotten the city's hopes up for a big change in the football franchise, then delivered almost nothing.

The designer for this logo is the George Lucas of the NFL.





The good news though: an unknown comedian named Dan Wilbur now gets to continue telling this joke about the Browns logo for a few more months:


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