From sharing gory dental surgery (thanks, Miley) to E.T. rocking the stage at an Usher show, here's what you might've missed this week from celebrity Instagrams.
1. Usher on Stage With E.T.
For reasons I do not know, Usher picked up a life-size, life-like model of E.T. somewhere on his recent URX tour. Since then, the alien has been popping up all over his Instagram, doing things like drinking, playing the trumpet, and reenacting the classic E.T. bicycle escape scene, but on a gold-trimmed Segway. Usher, please never explain any of this. It's better that way.
Babies are like tiny zombies, right? (Image via Norman Reedus on Instagram)
2. Norman Reedus from "The Walking Dead" supports breastfeeding at HorrorHound Weekend.
Or, at the very least, he supports breasts. According an interview with the woman on the right, Tammie Hamed, "Norman was taking all of his pictures with the plastic 'boob'. He laughed about all the boobs and babies. We casually mentioned that it didn't bother us because we nurse. He thought that was awesome and we offered to take a nursing pic with him!"
Dinner is served. (Image via Hoda Kotb on Instagram)
3. Hoda Kotb makes microwave popcorn for dinner, and everyone assumes it's burnt.
Hoda, the wine-drinking Kathie Lee buddy from Today, posted this picture to Instagram with the simple note "Dinner is served." OK, fine. But then all of her followers for some reason assumed that she burnt the popcorn:
A gold star to anyone who can explain what "You can also do f) avoid ans mske it YOUR WAY" means. (Image via Hoda Kotb on Instagram)
That popcorn does not look burnt. Do all of Hoda's fans just assume that she's a screw-up who would burn her popcorn dinner?
What a cute couple of blurry shapes. (Image via Kim Kardashian on Instagram)
4. Kanye hires a photographer to take "thousands" of pictures of him and Kim, but still there's this.
We all post a bad, blurry picture now and again, the sort of picture that looks like it was taken by the same guy who photographed Bigfoot. But Kim posted this picture on the same week that US Weekly reported that Kanye hires a photographer for him and Kim who "takes thousands of shots a day, and Kanye pores over almost all of them." Couldn't one of those pictures replace this on the gram?
It's like someone took a "Wrecking Ball" to Miley's teeth. Thank you, I'll be here until the end of this post! (Image via Miley Cyrus on Instagram)
5. Miley Cyrus's Bloody Teeth
Miley Cyrus got five teeth pulled this week, so obviously she posted a picture of them to Instagram, where the pic received 229,000 likes. There are people who are raving about how gross the photo is, but if a picture of your old teeth would get 229,000 likes, wouldn't you post it too? Oh, you wouldn't because it's still gross, no matter how many likes you get? Right.