Online college courses have taught me that I can literally masturbate during class.
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Better Like Button: Like (your hot friend in this picture, not you).
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When people tell you you're more beautiful without your makeup, it may be time to get better makeup.
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I wish my sex life was as filthy as my apartment.
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If autocorrect replaced what you type with what you really mean.
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Let’s have sex like we still care about impressing each other.
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Better Like Button: We get it, you're a Christian.
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Your Facebook food pics explain your Facebook beach pics.
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Better Like Button: Are you drunk?
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You'll always be a first round pick in my weekend drinking draft.
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Honest Autocorrects: Rescheduling nightmare.
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PSA: Use a condom every time you happen to have one within grabbing distance.
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Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.
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Between my kids and my husband, I never seem to get any alone time with my glass of wine.
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Just wanted you to know I'm dirtier than a former Disney Channel star.
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Hope you're feeling okay after being sexually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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Censored: I enjoyed Miley Cyrus's performance last night.
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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At least there's not much summer left to be ashamed about not getting into shape for summer.
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Better Like Button: Like (if you know what I mean).
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