First post from a new werewolf.(via lamebook)
If you get mind-meltingly drunk and don't post about it somewhere on social media, did it even really happen? (It did, but not having the evidence makes it so much easier to lie to yourself). This is a collection of people who should either cut down on their drinking or their smartphone addiction.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (don't worry, he got arrested)
Hungover you is never going to read that.(via lamebook)
What a rip-off.(via failbook)
Depends on how many Pringles.(via lamebook)
At least he recycles.(via Online Dates I Didn't Go On)
Your phone always remembers.(via lamebook)
Was it face up or face down? Also, were you face up or face down?(via lamebook)
Maybe he follows you on Snapchat.(via Elite Daily)
I would also be mortified to have a Hanna Montana bunk bed.(via lamebook)
"Drunk Jess, you've let me down for the last time."(via BuzzFeed)
As long as it doesn't sound like every day, you're OK. (via lamebook)
A man of his word.(via reddit)
Charming performance review. (via lamebook)
Sometimes Mom needs to cut loose.(via Twitter)
Let's hope Henry is as full of shit as this guy was full of liquor. (via lamebook)
I hope he left a yelp review of their delicious toilets.(via BuzzFeed)
You got 1/4 of the way to assembling a mutant fighting team.(via lamebook)
"There's no time for that!"(via reddit)
An extreme way to stop yourself from drunk dialing. (via lamebook)
His car and closet? He probably ruined most of his clothes.(via lamebook)
Past-Maddy should hang out with Drunk Jess.(via lamebook)
Still, that's a pretty lucky fish.(via lamebook)