Man who might have been high on meth jumps on moving cars and asks to be let in.

If this story isn't drug-related, I'm scared for everyone involved.

A (you guessed it) Florida man stood on his own car and shouted at bystanders that someone was trying to kill him. When no one helped, he took to the streets. He jumped on a moving car and asked to be let in so he could escape from the invisible people who were out to get him.

When he surrendered to police, he told them he was high on crystal meth and that's what made him have a paranoid episode. Hopefully, that's true. If it's not, it means any one of us could snap and start begging to be let inside moving vehicles. Isn't the world out to get us all? Aren't we being chased by metaphorical demons at all times? Meth just makes them visible, more concrete.

Luckily the cops got there in time to stop the man from hurting anyone. It is a Florida folklore that if a meth-head asks to get in your moving car three times, you have to let him in or else the meth fairy will curse you. Stay safe out there!

The first official cast photo of 'Suicide Squad' is a bunch of hot people looking not-hot.

Task Force X assembled and ready. #SuicideSquadpic.twitter.com/fEV7E1aPsm
— David Ayer (@DavidAyerMovies) May 3, 2015

This is some full-on creep makeup. Judging by this photo, 'Suicide Squad' is the movie version of hot celebrities taking ugly selfies.

I bet a lot of comic book fans are very excited. I'm super excited, and I've never even read the comic! Since I don't know the character's names, I've made them up based on their stellar, movie-villian attire:

1. Adam Beach: Man-Braidz
2. Jai Courtney: The Jersey Puncher
3. Cara Delevingne: Swamp Thang
4. Joel Kinnaman: Professor Gun-Slinger
5. Margot Robbie: Why Am I The Only One Smiling?
6. Will Smith: Can I Pull Off Bald? I Think I Can Pull Off Bald.
6. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje: Toxic Accident.
7. Jay Hernandez: Skeleton Prep School
8. Karen Fukuhara: Angry Dragon

It looks like they left Jared Leto out of the group shot since he got his very own photo last week.

Kids shouldn't be taking more tests than Colin Farrell's sexual partners—and they should at least have brighter futures.

If you are a kid, have kids, or are concerned that you will soon have to work with "the kids" who are being tested into insanity with no measurable benefit, you should watch this video. It's pretty long, but it's full of the kind of anti-testing facts and outrage that will make you a hit at the next PTA meeting or at the parents table of a kid's birthday party. If you don't have too much time, however, let me give you the highlights:

• Kids are tested so much and so often that entire high school grades are rebelling and skipping tests.
• The stress of the tests makes so many kids throw up that test administrators are drilled on what to do with vomit-covered essay books.
• Nevertheless, American students regularly underperform compared to developed countries.
• The main use of tests is to put pressure on teachers through "accountability," which actually penalizes good teachers because their "performance" is judged on how their students should do. So if they've already taught kids well, they're given a higher bar than terrible teachers. If your student should get higher than a perfect score, the teacher is screwed.
• Our formula for predicting kids' scores is apparently borrowed from an algorithm used to predict what cows should mate. (That's at about 8:00, you might want to double-check me on that one).
• The tests are terrible measurements of ability and rank adults with Masters degrees as poor readers.
• They also inexplicably rank high-performing students lowly, destroying self-esteem and futures.
• Who do they benefit, anyway? For-profit testing companies like Pearson, who have a stranglehold on tests, textbooks for that tests, disability tests, and GED administration. The demonstrated inaccuracy and awfulness of these tests, which often don't even make sense (see the Pineapple Question at 12:30), have no impact on their profit margins.
• Also, they're graded by idiots from Craigslist.
• Scores are determined by quota, not the actual performance.
• The past 15 years have actually made our scores worse compared to other countries.
• We're doomed.
• We're all doomed.
• Oh god, we're all doomed.

Councilman forgets to turn off his mic before taking a longer pee than Tom Hanks in 'A League of Their Own.'

I thought we had all learned from The Jinx that you always turn your mic off while going to the bathroom. Hearing someone pee loudly, however, is somehow more embarrassing than admitting to a series of murders.

Equally embarrassing is being unable to keep it together while speaking publicly about the dangers of MRSA infections. It's one thing to break character on Saturday Night Live and giggle a bit during a sketch, it's quite another to laugh uncontrollably while talking to the public about life-threatening diseases.

That said: I couldn't stop laughing while watching this video, so I'm not sure I would have been able to even stay in the room without cackling. My condolences to everyone in this video, and also thank you.

1. Ben Carson Just Announced Plans To Be Yet Another Guy You Won't Vote For In 2016

Ben Carson—a extremely right-wing conservative neurosurgeon who jokes about poisoning gay people and has never held office in his life—has announced his intension to stand in front of a lot of crowds and television cameras and say silly things that will get him on the news a lot in the 18-month run-up to the 2016 presidential election. "I'm not a politician," he said to a bunch of people who suddenly have a reason to listen to what he has to say. "I don't want to be a politician because politicians do what is politically expedient. I want to do what's right."

BREAKING: Ben Carson announces he’s running for president for some reason. Also buy his book, available at stores everywhere.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) May 4, 2015

2. Pathetic 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron' Fails Miserably In Its Attempt To Break Debut Weekend Box Office Records

Executives at Disney and Marvel Studios must feeling pretty bad right about now. Avengers: Age of Ultrononly made a lousy $191.3 million this weekend, falling short of the world record (held by the original Avengers film) by $16 million. Oh, well. Looks like this comic book movie fad is already over. It was nice while it lasted.

‘Avengers’ Sequel Picks Up Where First Film’s Profits Left Off http://t.co/2GHfykcmiPpic.twitter.com/gP4PQkb9I9

— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 3, 2015

3. Motorola Thinks You're Going To Eat Their 'Password Pill'

Motorola is reportedly developing an edible “authentication vitamin” pill that, when swallowed, transmits an 18-bit, EKG-esque signal from your digestive tract. The signal will effectively make your body a living, breathing password for all of your devices. I mean, it would if you were actually going to eat this, which you won't. Still, neat idea. Neat and terrifying idea.

*knocks on speakeasy door* *panel opens* What's the password? "Bugsy sent me" Sorry, your password must contain at least 1 number and 1 capi

— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) April 29, 2015

4. Lucasfilms Released A Handful Of New 'Star Wars' Pictures Because They Knew People Like Me Would Write About It

In honor of May the 4th, Lucasfilm and Vanity Fair have released a bunch of official photos, taken by Annie Lebowitz, from the set of the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens, including this of Game of Thrones actress Gwendoline Christie in costume as some kind of a bowling trophy or something.

First pics of gwendoline christie captain phasma #MayThe4thBeWithYou#HappyStarWarsDaypic.twitter.com/pBaLaAhUmA

— Mia Marie Macy (@Miamariemacy) May 4, 2015

Are there any non-Star Wars days coming up?

— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) May 4, 2015

5. Author Who Writes Long, Rambling Stories Full Of Lots Of Trippy Imagery Is Also A Big Grateful Dead Fan

George R.R. Martin has just revealed that he is not only a big fan of the Grateful Dead, but that he has allowed his love of the iconic hippy band to influence the writing of A Song of Ice and Fire. This probably explains why so many of the characters on the show are naked and look like they need a bath.

Steinbeck was the original George RR Martin. Everyone good dies.

— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) April 6, 2015

Never before have I seen an image of such a thoughtful, brooding, sopping wet canine.

Portrait of a furry slam poet. (via imgur)

Was his heart just broken by the most popular girl in puppy training school? Did he catch a glimpse of an old buddy from the pound in a Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial? Is this the cover of Nicholas Sparks's new novel for dogs? Could it be Kanye West's new album cover?

This gorgeous portrait certainly leaves more questions than answers. All we know is this photo was posted by redditor littlemissuse with the appropriate caption, "This dog about to drop the hottest album of 2015." I would definitely buy that album.

If you hear something in this video that you're guilty of, be sure to tip big the next time you're out.

"How is everything?" is shockingly not in this video of honest waiters and waitresses. It's almost as if they don't care.

BuzzFeedYellow gets through every moment of your meal and lets you know exactly how the wait staff feels, whether you were a rude customer or not. Consider it a Yelp review for patrons. And we're all at about a 2-star review before we even walk in.

A news station in New Mexico tested men's beards because the suspected what so many of us know to be true: Beards are way gross.

The modern man matches his jacket to his petri dish of poop particles.
(via Thinkstock/KOAT)

You know what's a great thing to have near the mouth you eat and kiss with (sometimes simultaneously, if you're lucky)? A layer of coarse hair that's full of "the types of things you'd find in (fecal matter)" and "the types of things that cause urinary tract infections." Those are quotes from New Mexico microbiologist John Golbric, who tested swabs taken from men's beards for part of a "Hey, here's something new to be afraid of!" news story for KOAT in Albuquerque.

Full disclosure: I am not a fan of most beards (or mustaches, which are basically above-lip fur caterpillars for CEOs), so I am happy to bring you news that could contribute to their decline. But putting on my impartial writer hat, this is still gross. Hell, the microbiologist was even skeeved out, noting "I'm usually not that surprised. I was surprised by this."

Vuz TV points out in the video below that poop particles are everywhere in our lives, which is true, and that we don't get sick from them that often. But according to reporter Royale Da in the un-embeddable video from the original news piece, "If the city was to find samples like this in the water system, they'd shut it down for disinfecting." So perhaps you should consider disinfecting the (literal) shit out of your faces, gentlemen.

Perfect for transforming your temporary emotions into a convenient, irreversible decision!

Now, I realize that this is not an actual infomercial for Gun!. I know it is, in reality, a parody ad from NYC-based sketch group The Bilderbergers. But I saw it last night at 4 am during one of my usual bouts of depression-induced insomnia, and it did a pretty good job of distracting me from my maddening obsession with giving my life meaning by making some kind of indelible mark upon the world.

So, I think I'm gonna get one! I just have to get my dog's permission first.

5. Chris Christie, because half of New Jersey thinks he was personally behind Bridgegate.

Oh, how the mighty have fattened.(Getty)

It wasn't that long ago that everything seemed to be going right for New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. He was the darling of conservatives across the country, he was a star in the media, and his approval rating in his own state was booming. But the Bridgegate scandal, which for a time seemed to be effectively quashed, may bring him down yet. The scandal, for anyone who doesn't remember, started when high-ranking members of Christie's staff conspired to block traffic on the George Washington Bridge, just to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, NJ for not supporting the governor.

Last week, David Wildstein, one of the key figures in the scandal as well as an ally of Christie's since high school, pleaded guilty to his involvement. Now, he's telling prosecutors everything he knows. Today, Bridget Kelly and Bill Baroni, the other two officials implicated, were arraigned and pleaded not guilty. The one thing that's been saving Christie so far is that there's no evidence tying him directly to the scandal. But that may not even matter.

A new poll of adults in New Jersey found that 56% believe he had a personal role in shutting down the bridge. Only 33% said they believe he learned about it after the fact. These numbers are very damning to a man who is still considering a 2016 presidential run. How is a governor supposed to convince all of America he's the right pick when most of his own state thinks he's a crook? Interestingly, the same poll said that 54% of New Jerseyans think he's doing a bad job. That suggests that (at the very least) 2% of the state thinks he did shut down the bridge, but is still doing a good job. I guess that's his base.

4. Boxing fans, because the Fight of the Century was boring.

That terrible fight was Manny Pacquiao's fault, not Floyd Mayweather's. (@themikefoss) http://t.co/7VXSxunec4pic.twitter.com/XcDPJ1kbw7
— USA TODAY Sports (@USATODAYsports) May 4, 2015

Millions of people around the world shelled out $100 on Saturday night to watch "The Fight of the Century" on Pay-Per-View. When it was all over, many of those millions wanted their money back. Many viewers new to boxing expected an epic, bloody slugfest à la Rocky or Raging Bull. What they got looked more like a warm-up. Both boxers spent most of the fight dancing around and flinching from each other, and periodically hugging in a strangely intimate way. The majority of punches thrown were glancing and superficial. Neither of them even looked bruised by the end.

The fight, which took five years to put together, was impossibly hyped beforehand. Really, anybody could have predicted this outcome. These are two of the greatest boxers in the world, if not the two greatest, and they didn't get there by letting themselves get hit. Both of them fought very well, and were paid extremely well for it: $120 million for Pacquaio, $180 million for Mayweather. You'd think with all that money, they could have bought some fake blood to make it look pretty.

3. J.K. Rowling, because she's apologizing for 'Harry Potter' again (SPOILERS).

"I said I'm sorry! Please stop leaving dead owls on my porch!"(Getty)

Back in 2007, J.K. Rowling released Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final book in the mega-popular, ultra-profitable Harry Potter series. Since then, Rowling has busied herself with smaller projects, both Potter-related and not. And in between, she's been apologizing.

Earlier this year, Rowling apologized for having Hermione end up with Ron instead of Harry. She said it was "wish fulfillment" for her, planned from the early stages of the series, but that she should have abandoned it by the end because it didn't make sense. Now, she's taken to Twitter to apologize again for Deathly Hallows, where she killed off a fan-favorite character.

Today I would just like to say: I'm really sorry about Fred. *Bows head in acceptance of your reasonable ire*
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 2, 2015

For anyone not up on their Potter lore, Fred Weasley is (or was) Ron's brother, and the identical twin of George, who lost an ear in the same book. The two were avid pranksters and inseparable, so it was especially heartbreaking when Fred was killed.

I honestly don't know why Rowling feels compelled to keep apologizing for writing choices she made years ago. The books are out there – it's not like she's going to go back and release Special Editions where everything is changed. George Lucas tried that, and look how well it went for him. And speaking of Lucas, Rowling should be happy she's not him. All the fans who used to love him now hate his guts for releasing those prequels (and Greedo's trigger finger) on the world. In contrast, Rowling's fans are still devoted. She receives more goodwill than almost any other author of genre fiction, and yet she still feels like she has to make amends for every little thing. George Lucas never apologized for shit. And when you complain to George R.R. Martin, he just kills another of your favorite characters.

2. Potential Mars astronauts, because the trip would destroy their brains.

Imagine seeing this with your own eyes and not remembering what it's called.(Getty)

In 2004, President George W. Bush announced that mankind would set foot on Mars. Then he dropped it. Still, in recent years, the idea of a manned mission to the red planet has become more and more popular, and more and more plausible. Although Mars One turned out to be a scam, SpaceX and other private enterprises continue to work toward the goal, and NASA is constantly researching it too. Now, however, scientists may have found a much taller hurdle to overcome.

Researchers at the University of California, Irvine have released a new study on the effects of cosmic rays on the brain. Cosmic rays are a form of radiation originating from deep space. They're omnipresent throughout the galaxy, although Earth's atmosphere and magnetic field absorb most of them, so they don't affect us here. Which is good, because according to this story, they cause permanent brain damage.

The researchers exposed mice to some of the same particles, and found increased memory and learning problems. They predict that humans on a two or three-year mission to Mars would end up suffering from symptoms very similar to dementia. And when you're fending for yourself 140,000,000 miles from home on a planet with practically no atmosphere, you definitely don't want your entire crew to have dementia.

To date, no astronaut has ever had to endure an extended exposure to cosmic rays. Even the International Space Station is still close enough to be protected by the magnetosphere. The scientists behind the UC study aren't hopeful for future Mars missions. Although shielding could be installed into the craft, they say that a dangerous number of the rays would still get through. As Dr. Charles Limoli, one of the authors, says, “There is really no escaping them."

I know Elon Musk wants to die on Mars, but I doubt even he wants to live on it with dementia.

1. Miley Cyrus, because her armpit-dying movement hasn't caught on.

#PANK #dirtyhippie
A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 1, 2015 at 12:15pm PDT

"Pank" is how Miley Cyrus describes this color. It's sort of a cross between magenta and pink, and it really complements her white cropped tank top. She posted this image on Instagram, possibly to stick it to the haters who criticized her for not shaving her pits a few weeks ago. If there's one thing Miley's good at, it's flaunting something other people made fun of her about. And singing. She's good at that too, I guess.

On Friday, she got together with professional colorist Justin Anderson for a "pit party," and emerged with her pits perfectly panked up. But that was a whole weekend ago, and the Internet has spectacularly failed to fill up with photos of Miley fans having their own pit parties. Around the world, young pits are still drably natural, or even worse, shaved.

Oh well. Maybe Miley's next stunt will catch on in a bigger way. She can't be as influential with everything as she was with smoking pot. She did that on Instagram, and all of a sudden everyone was doing it. States even started legalizing it! Now that's reach.

Heel means heel!

Hey, ladies! This video does a fantastic job of showing the kind of demeaning and idiotic garbage that you women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. I highly recommend you sit down and watch it with your boyfriend, husband or some other male in your life. That way, you'll have someone around to explain any of the more complicated concepts it touches upon.*

* Attempt at humor joke.

Related: This is what anti-vaccination propaganda sounds like to people who aren't morons.

Apparently, there are women who think male orgasms are glittery, soft, rainbow volcanoes with smiley faces and googly eyes.

A fairyland depiction of the male orgasm. (via YouTube)

People everywhere are drawing sex organs. Women are drawing penises. Men are drawing vaginas. Graffiti artist Wanksy is painting penises around potholes. Plus, there aredildoseverywhere. Apparently, the next logical step was to have women explain male orgasms using arts and crafts materials normally found in a kindergarten classroom.

I dunno, they seem pretty straightforward to me. (via YouTube)

Here's my guess as to what these women were instructed to do in the making of this video:

1. Look cute!
2. Say the words "male orgasm" as many times as possible.
3. Don't get into specifics so you don't offend anyone.
4. Make it silly, but don't make any jokes.
5. Smile, but don't laugh.
6. Show slight frustration, but don't look angry.
7. Use glue to give the vague suggestion of male ejaculate but do NOT mention male ejaculate.
8. Don't be feminist.
9. Don't be misogynist.

The use of feathers raises concerns about the artist's knowledge of sex. (via YouTube)

This entire video just seems like an excuse to have women say "orgasm," like, five hundred times in a weird, trippy, PG setting. It left me feeling totally unsatisfied; I couldn't even finish it.

Here's the full clip of what feels like an abstinence-only educational video on mushrooms.

The video was made by BuzzFeedYellow. I don't know what BuzzFeedYellow is. I could've googled it, but I'd rather write this sentence than know the answer.

1.

To be fair, his girlfriend had said, "I find it so romantic when people are forced to evacuate their homes." (via BBC)

Love. It makes us do stupid things, like plan big dumb public wedding proposals that have the potential not just to go wrong, but to go wrong in front of a whole bunch of people taking crappy cell phone videos. (Because you've never been truly humiliated until you've been humiliated on YouTube.) Check out these people who prove that all wedding proposals should happen in windowless, decoration-less rooms with no recording devices, no spectators, and absolutely no bodies of water or hot air balloons.

2.

He didn't find the ring, but he did noodle a catfish.

3.

This is actually an ad for IHOP. (via NJ.com)

4.

Day 4 of 12 Days of Giveaways: Free heartbreak!

5.

Some people just prefer Androids. (via Latest)

6.

The pilot still curses their love to this day. (via CNN)

7.

He was so depressed he went into the locker room and shot himself with a tee shirt cannon.

8.

She's still pretty upset but, with a little time and a lot of Activia, it will pass.
(via NY Daily News)

9.

Maybe his first mistake was thinking, "I should propose marriage in front of a Cinnabon." (Sbarro is the classier choice.)

10.

On the bright side, they got a free engagement announcement in the newspaper.
(via NBC Miami)

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Anybody who decides to marry someone because "it's the season" completely deserves this.

12.

"We're not used to people doing things that are romantic." - Germany (via Fox News)

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Is it a bad sign when God turns his ocean into a giant fist and tries to tear the couple apart?

14.

Believe it or not, this is only the second dumbest balloon-related engagement story on this list. (via The Telegraph)

15.

It's OK, man. There are plenty of other thirtysomething Australian women who dress like Justin Bieber in the sea.

16.

His attempt to buy a replacement ring with 9,000 sand dollars was unsuccessful.
(via Fox News)

17.

Where will you be when the Ambien kicks in? (Advance to around 1:20)

18.

He learned a very important lesson about love. And an even more important one about science. (via Daily Mail)

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The photo of this man's proposal was sent to us by his cousin. Judging by his spelling skills, we assume the cousin is also the fiancé.

1. The Artist

(via reddit)

A passion for aesthetics and a deep hatred of any clean, blank space are what drive The Artist. Before you can teach them that the world is their metaphorical canvas, they'll learn that the world is their literal canvas. Turn your back for one second and you'll have your own personal disasterpiece.

2. The Displaced Older Sibling

(via reddit)

Sometimes you don't know you've given birth to an evil child until you have another one. The Displaced Older Sibling gives younger siblings all the love she doesn't get from her parents in the form of "hugs" that look suspiciously like chokeholds. At least if she succeeds in fratricide, you've got a spare.

3. The Nudist

(via reddit)

Remember that Ray Stevens song The Streak? (If so: Jesus, you're old.) Anyway, even though it takes about half a day to get the average child fully dressed, The Nudist can wriggle out of his Sunday's best before you can say "Don't play with that or God will strike you blind!"

4. The Glutton

(via reddit)

Like everyone from Ocean's 11 rolled into a single tiny person, The Glutton can liberate any delicious treat from its hiding place and smuggle it away inside their belly. Fortunately they often leave a literal trail of breadcrumbs, foiling their own getaway.

5. The Beautician

(via Lifebooker)

Part clown, part drag queen, The Beautician is a crude reflection of our generation's ideals of beauty. She's too busy holding a mirror up to society to hold a mirror up for herself and if you're not supervising her, you'll be left pondering the question "Is that what she thinks mommy looks like?"

6. The Superhero

(via reddit)

"With great power comes great irresponsibility" is the creed of The Superhero. Just like real cartoon and comic book stars, The Superhero springs into action with no regard for the massive property damage they might cause. If left to their own devices, these kids will make you want to take a moonlit stroll down Crime Alley.

7. The Kid Who Always Gets Their Head Stuck In Things

(via reddit)

Ever since the dawn of man, humans have sought to answer that burning question: "Can I get my head in there?" Sure, some may first ask, "Can I get my head back out of there?" but those are the losers. The second-guessers. The cowards. I guarantee you that at some point, every great genius and entrepreneur from Albert Einstein to Steve Jobs has had their greased-up head yanked out of an Ovaltine tin or something. It's the price of progress.

This new "Major to Minor" video is great because weirdo creeps need a soundtrack for when they're looking in people's windows, and that Big Data song is just too upbeat.

We've written about some of Chase Holfelder's major-to-minor experiments before, like "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" and the also-stalkery "Every Breath You Take." His new one, a cover of Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting for You," is like a big creepy pizza topped with small bits of horror. But, y'know, musically.

For reference, here's the original version of the song, perfect for weddings, proms, and not hiding in a bush waiting to grab someone:

After her kittens died, Mikey the cat was filled with grief — until she was given three days old babies to adopt.

That cat in the video above — that's Mikey. Recently, she gave birth to three kittens, but they were premature and all died within days. As The Huffington Post describes it, "the cat was searching frantically for her offspring, [and] acted very depressed." I have a cat, and just thinking about seeing my pet frantically searching for her deceased children makes my heart hurt.

That's why Mikey's desperate owner, a woman named Hillary, reached out to a cat rescue worker Dori Hillman. Dori was able to connect Hillary with two women who had been fostering three days-old kittens — so young that they still had their umbilical cords. Upon meeting the kittens, Mikey "started licking them, grabbing them, hugging them." Shortly after that, all three kittens latched on and began feeding from Mikey, and now they're a happy family.

You can see more pictures of Mikey and her adopted babies in The Huffington Post article.

Ryan McHenry, 27, a Scottish Vine user whose quirky series "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal" rose to fame, passed away due to bone cancer yesterday.

When history looks back at Vine, Ryan McHenry will likely be remembered as one of the artform's few true pioneers and masters. "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal" was one of those Internet artifacts that seemed so in line with the online psyche that even the first time you saw it you felt like there was no way the Web could be complete without it. He made them up until just a few days ago:

His passing was mourned by many in the Vine community, as well as at home in Scotland and around the Internet. One man in particular lent his voice, or rather his characteristically expressionless (yet so deep) silence to the mourning chorus, by finally doing what he had so long refused:

It's a shame to lose such a bright talent so young, but his work will be looped on in seven-second increments of forever.