Quantcast
Channel: someecards.com
Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live

Allow me to explain why these 9 female superheroes are dressed impractically for work.

0
0

1. She-Ra


(Mattel via Fanpop)

Don't get me wrong, I loved She-Ra growing up. But now that I'm old enough to have boobs and know what high heels feel like after an 8 hour day, I have to admit this outfit doesn't cut it. She should at least have some magical chaps under that skirt for when she rides her trusty unicorn Swift Wind.

2. Wonder Woman


(DC Comics via The Telegraph)

The strapless look is dangerous when the most physical activity you'll be doing is dancing at a wedding. The real wonder here is that Diana Prince never got upgraded to a halter.

3. Batgirl


(DC Comics via Smallville.wikia.com)

We're all being generous by referring to what Batgirl wears as a “utility" belt. I hope the only thing she needs to defeat Gotham's villains is a fashionable buckle.

4. The Invisible Woman


(Marvel Comics via Comics Alliance)

Why does The Invisible Woman need to have perfect hair and makeup? SHE'S INVISIBLE! The idea that anyone with this power would ever comb her hair or use mascara is ridiculous.

5. Hawkgirl


(DC Comics via Comic Book Resource)

Kudos to the animator who thought it was important to class up Hawkgirl with some conservative pearl earrings. We all know how important it is for superheroes to transition seamlessly from crime fighting to cocktail hour at the Cape.

6. Storm

(Marvel Comics)

Storm was hands-down my favorite X-men character growing up, despite the fact that her costume had some major practical flaws. When you fight crime and control the weather you are constantly exposed to two things: blood and water. Maybe all white wasn't a great choice.


7. Thor


(Marvel Comics via Marvel.com)

Marvel is making a new female Thor?? Hooray! That's a huge step for gender equality and…. wait… she's a blonde bombshell with sexy lipstick? Oh. Okay cool.

8. Supergirl


(DC Comics via Comic Vine)

A headband? You can fly faster than the Earth spins and you expect us to believe a headband will stay put? Anyone who saves the planet at least once deserves a thank-you scrunchy.

9. Aquagirl


(DC Comics via Photobucket)

This aquatic superhero wears a stylish wrap skirt while underwater despite being the only woman on this list who would be completely justified in wearing a skimpy swimsuit to work.


Let this orangutan bottle-feeding tiger cubs be our "thank you" to adoptive moms this year.

0
0

Mom is a state of mind.

I've seen a lot of interspecies friendship videos, so I know that sometimes they can be a bit dubious, like the camera person just happened to capture a moment when two animals were near each other. Not this one! This orangutan is flat-out loving these tiger cubs, and has learned how to give them milk from a bottle after watching the human handlers do it. Also, the petting! The playing! The cuddling! This video reeks with the stench of what is inarguably love, even though neither the cubs, the orangutan, or any of us watching share the same chromosomes.

See also: Sea lion concerned when a little girl on the other side of the glass falls down.

OK, ok, ok. There is one caveat to this orangutan serving as a stand-in for adoptive moms, and that's his dick. However, he's a young orangutan, and "Younger males do not have [cheek pads that produce long, loud mating calls] and resemble adult females." Also, it's 2015 so why don't you get off this orangutan's dick and admit he's a good mom?

If you insult JK Rowling on Twitter, prepare to be eloquently burned.

0
0

One man found out that insulting a famous author on Twitter results in a swift, impeccably written Internet kick to your manhood.


Go ahead, try me. (via Getty)

JK Rowling is shaping up to be quite a wonderful badass. Last week on Twitter she personally reached out to a fan battling depression and helped change someone's life. Yesterday, she received this profane insult:

@jk_rowling @Matthew_Ireson F*ck off you Labour C*NT. All you lefties are finished in this country, especially you JK b*tchface.
— sjosiah0 (@Steve Josiah)

Besides being poorly written, this tweet is seriously lacking creatively. Use a thesaurus, buddy! We're talking about a famous author here, put some effort in your argument! Needless to say, the now suspended twitter user @sjosiah0's voice was heard. And Rowling responded like the witty wordsmith we know she is:

Please use this space to add the emojis of your choice in celebration of Rowling's perfect response to one silly little hater: __________________________. I suggest a bunch of strong-arms and dancing ladies.

James McAvoy got the Patrick Stewart makeover for 'X-Men: Apocalypse.'

0
0

The Scottish actor shaved his head to play Charles Xavier in the upcoming film.






#Xavier reborn (in process ) #jamesmcavoy #XMEN #XMenApocalypse @xmenmovies
A photo posted by Bryan Singer (@bryanjaysinger) on

Look out Patrick Stewart, McAvoy's biting your look. Of course, there's no coincidence here. McAvoy has already played Professor Charles Xavier (a role first brought to the screen by Stewart) in two movies. But as the character keeps aging, it has become necessary for McAvoy to commit to Professor X's (and P-Stew's) iconic chrome dome style. If you ask me, he pulls it off. But also, I just love Professor X.

Director Bryan Singer posted this image to his Instagram account, which is full of awesome teases for the upcoming movie. I can't stop nerding out over it. It's becoming a problem; my family is worried about me.

Is anyone else having trouble imagining Taylor Swift playing a super-villian?

0
0

Taylor Swift's teaser photos for her new video "Bad Blood" are a bunch of beautiful women who are ready to kick ass.


I'm not buying her as the gun-slinging type. (via Getty)

Today on Instagram, Taylor Swift posted five movie-style posters, presumed to depict the characters in her upcoming video "Bad Blood," set to descend upon us on May 17th. All the women look like they're straight out of Sin City, but if Disney owned the franchise.

Are you buying it? Can you envision America's Earth's sweetheart as a someone named Catastrophe who says things like "band-aids don't fix bullet holes?" I don't know, I think she's just too adorable to pull it off! Then again, the best villains are the ones you least expect.

Here are the posts, and yes, I saved the best for last.








Meet Frostbyte. @lilyaldridge #BadBloodMusicVideo
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on








Meet Cut-Throat. @Zendaya #BadBloodMusicVideo
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on








Meet The Crimson Curse. @yelyahwilliams #BadBloodMusicVideo
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on








Meet Slay-Z. @gigihadid #BadBloodMusicVideo
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on







Meet Catastrophe. #BadBloodMusicVideo
A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

The inner teenage girl in all of us is secretly squealing with anticipation for this video. Don't deny it.

Mother's Day

Mother's Day

Mother's Day


Mother's Day

Mother's Day

Mother's Day

Mother's Day

Loving Mom And The Internet

An Unforgettable Gesture

Mother's Day


Mother's Day

21 of the most amusing, terrible, or completely insane Mother's Day cards ever made by kids.

0
0


Well, he tried.(via Imgur)

Have you wished your mom a Happy Mother's Day yet? Well, you should, dammit, after all she's done for you. Just don't use any of these insane Mother's Day cards from kids as a template. That would probably freak her out. After all, she probably doesn't want to know what you actually think about her cooking, how old she is, or what you feel she owes you. And she certainly doesn't want to see your terrible drawing of her. You know what? Just send a Someecard.


A sentiment as sweet as ice cream.(via Imgur)


Yes. That's exactly right and exactly wrong.(via Imgur)


It's your day to do exactly what I ask. (via Imgur)

Frighten Mom with your loyalty.(via Imgur)


What every mother wants to hear.(via)


Where do you think Emma learned those words, Mom? (via)



And then don't check my browser history, okay? (via)




What a lucky mom to have gotten stuck with that particular sperm! (via)



LOL but seriously, what's for dinner? (via)


Way to break down gender stereotypes/use the word "rampagingly!" (via)


Yep, that's pretty much how it went down. (via)


Happy Mother's Day to someone who could stand to be more organized. (via)



I love you even though you're old as sh*t. (via)



The essence of parenting. (via)



As long as I'm complimenting you, here are a few areas for improvement. (via)



Too lazy to draw a picture, that's for damn sure. (via)



May you have a day full of giant penis rockets. (via)



Relatedly, can you make breakfast please? (via)



Yeah well, your grammar creeps me out, kid. (via)



You feeling the need to include your last name made it all worth it, Frank. (via)

17 moms confess to the most effed up things their kids have ever said or done.

0
0


Is this embarrassing if a 29-year-old yells it?

Have you ever had to tell your child not to use her vulva as a pocket? Have you ever had to tell her twice?

Then you'd probably enjoy The Pump and Dump Show, a comedy show run by moms and comedians Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee. During the show, Shayna and Tracey encourage moms in the audience to write down the most effed up things their kids have ever done. Presumably, this makes everyone feel better that their kid isn't the kid who open mouth kissed the dog's ass (except that one lady).

Here are some of the most disturbingly funny confession cards they've collected.


Fear Russia's fat, cuddly, synchronized seal soldiers.

0
0

In Putin's Russia, seals club you.

If we have to have a war with Russia one day, at least there's a chance that the last thing you see will be really adorable. Not really, of course, because these seals are apparently just very patriotic circus animals named Weasel and Winnie the Pooh, who were trained to do this act as part of the general fervor sweeping Russia around the 70th Victory Day celebrating the defeat of the Nazis in WWII.

Roughly translated from the original Russian news site:

Weasel and her friend Winnie the Pooh greet superiors. For now, they are not ordinary seals [they are] Baikal special forces soldiers. Early wake up, physical training. Naturally, lessons in shooting....Despite the fact that the Weasel - a girl, and Pooh - boy, the hardships they suffer the same service. Bravely and courageously.
Hats worn. It was difficult for them. After all, the nature of color, they are nothing, in principle, so there were difficulties - said a senior manager of the Irkutsk Artem Anisimov nerpinariya. There are in the program, and neutralization of sea mines. This is the responsibility Pooh. But to march with the flag are both actors.

Of course, both the Soviets and the US Navy train dolphins and sea lions to detect mines, detect enemy swimmers, and rescue people in the ocean, so the re-enactment isn't as inaccurate as it seems. Apparently, military dolphins have saved more lives in open waters than human divers.

I'm getting off topic: these things are fat, adorable and hilarious.

Article 5

Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images