Whether you choose to include a note or remain anonymous, one thing's for sure: Your enemy will totally be sent a fart in a jar.
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That is a pretty compelling argument. (via Send a Jart)
Send a Jart, the new service that lets you send your enemies a fart by mail, is the epitome of the American Dream. Really. What was this country built on other than people scraping together what little they had (in this case, farts and jars) to start a business based on a crazy idea (putting those farts in those jars)? Steve Jobs started Apple in a garage — who's to say the next big thing starting from humble beginnings isn't jarred farts! Hell, in 20 years time, there might be jarred farts in every school, and you'll be waiting in line for the new Fart Jar 6.
J/K, obviously, although I'm actually a tiny bit serious about the American Dream — there's something beautiful to me about all of these little stunt businesses that pop up, fill 50 or so orders, and then disappear into the Internet twilight. (Remember that one that lets you send glitter to your enemies? Although that one was technically in Australia, so that's fulfilling the Australian Dream, I guess.)
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I assume that this is a stock photo, so let's all take a moment to feel for this model who probably has no idea he's on a site about putting human gas in jars. (via Send a Jart)
According to the Send a Jart site, the jart is the perfect way to get revenge: "Don't wait for an asshole to get what's coming to him or her. Step in, order a Jart and let those people know that they're smelling a fart—like it or not." The farts come in three smells: Hungover Frat Boy, 8hr Trucker, and Competitive Eater; and they're $10 a piece.
Or you could just DIY your revenge farts like the rest of us: Wait until you're in a room with the person you dislike, position yourself around enough other folks that no one can be sure who's farting, and let 'er rip.
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