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Noble idiot caught trying to disguise himself as his girlfriend to help her in a time of need.

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When a man truly loves a woman, he does more than care for her. He becomes her.


A man with a flawless plan, and a prominent Adam's apple.(via CEN)

Ayan Zhademov is a 20-year-old guy from Kazakhstan who did a really dumb thing, but for a kind of good reason. His 17-year-old girlfriend was freaking the eff out over a test she had to take to get placed in a good university, and at first, he did the normal boyfriend thing and tried to calm her down.

When that didn't work, he moved on to the less-normal boyfriend thing and dressed up as her, complete with a skirt and a wig, in order to take the test for her. See what I mean? Definitely dumb, but kind of noble.


Definitely no need to shave those legs.(via CEN)

Needless to say, the examiners weren't fooled. Though not because they suspected that Zhademov was a man. They just thought it was some different woman than the one on the identification card they were handed. So, I suppose that he almost got away with it. Almost?

"We suspected it might be another woman that had taken the candidate's place, but we never suspected it was a man that had taken her place. At least not until he started speaking," a spokesperson for the exam explained. "He tried speaking in a high voice but it was obvious then that he was a male."

Wait, his Monty Python-esque falsetto voice didn't fool them? That goes against everything I ever thought I knew about cross-dressing.

Anyway, he was fined the equivalent of $2,000 for his stupid actions. But a local businessman who was charmed by Zhademov's ingenuity stepped up and offered to pay half. What men will do for a pretty face.


This blues cover of the 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' theme will flip-turn your world upside down.

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This might be a tad too funky for Carlton's taste.

The theme to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has got to be one of the most iconic television themes of the 1990s. You might not think that you know every word to the song, but once it starts playing, I'll bet you find yourself humming along. It's so catchy and memorable, I halfway suspect that there's some kind of mind-controlling program embedded in it and that one day Will Smith will go on national television, say a trigger word and turn us all into his personal army of backup dancers.

Anyway, the fact that it's so memorable is what makes the above cover version from samuraiguitarist so compelling. It's always fun to hear a new version of an old song we know so well. Plus, there's always the hope that this version will wipe away the mind control coding.

And here's the original version to reinforce the programming:


These guys politely let a creepy rando jump in their engagement photo before realizing she was famous.

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If you're taking engagement photos in a public place, watch out for passing Amy Schumers.


Hey, aren't you that lady from "12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer"? (via Alisha Siegel)

Fiancés Joseph Turnage and Brandon Moore were taking engagement photos in Central Park when a jogging Amy Schumer hopped into frame. According to the engaged couple's photographer, Alisha Siegel, Schumer asked if she could be in a picture and they said yes before realizing who the mysterious sunglasses-wearing woman was. After they took the photo, Schumer said, "You guys know I'm, like, real famous." I think they know.

It really changes the game to know that strangers who approach you in New York City might turn out to be Amy Schumer taking your wedding album to the next level. It's also refreshing to see a celebrity posing for a photo in true running gear and staying true to the girl-you-don't-need-makeup lifestyle.


Dammit, Jerry! Seinfeld is the reason Hugh Jackman won't play Wolverine anymore.

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Like he wasn't being divisive enough, now Jerry Seinfeld is the reason we won't be able to eye-grind Hugh Jackman in upcoming Marvel movies.


"Hey, what's the deal with you playing Wolverine?"(via Getty)

Jerry Seinfeld is getting on my last nerve. I realize the reason he is in the news so much lately is because every unedited episode of Seinfeld will soon be available on Hulu, and he wants to stir the pot. But it's finally too much.

First, he talked a lot about how "PC culture" is ruining college campuses for struggling standup circuit comics, such as his humble self. So brave of a rich white man to come forward and say he's tired of hearing about racism and sexism. Then it turns out he really, really, really never has to work another day in his life telling jokes in a hostile auditorium, because he was making $13,000 for every line of dialogue in the last season of his syndicated show. That doesn't include royalties.

Fine, Jerry Seinfeld. You're rich and powerful and you can do and say whatever you want! But why did you have to take Wolverine?

In the clip above, Wolverine Hugh Jackman explains how he was talking to Jerry (they're best buds, apparently) about how Jerry knew it was time to hang Seinfeld up:

"I was having a chat with him about a year ago at his birthday and he was talking about why he finished the end of [Seinfeld] and how it was riding high, and he said he just always had this feeling or belief that you never know when either your energy or the audience's energy is going to dip over and people are like, 'Please! Go!.' I've been doing it for 17 years, I love it. I think the movies are getting better. And all of the sudden, as he was talking to me, I went, 'This is it.'"

Well, I guess until you've spoken to Jerry Seinfeld, and heard his musically nasal cadences relating an anecdote from Seinfeld to your life, you can't understand his power. Jerry has subdued the mighty mutant. A moment of silence please... now let's discuss who should take his place. Jamie Dornan? HAHAHAHA.

Here's a collection of engagement photos that are so great you'll actually want to attend the wedding.

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Here is evidence that engagement photos don't have to make you roll your eyes like an angsty teenager who broke curfew.

Unlike the adorable couple pictured above with the Queen of ComedyAmySchumer, some photos of newly engaged couples are so annoying they'll make you wish the couple got divorced before they even tie the knot. What a terrible thought! I'm sorry for even thinking that, but come on, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Wedding photos don't have to be such a serious, lovey-dovey barf-fest! (Yes, I'm single). Couples who express themselves, and even bring a little humor into their photo sessions will be rewarded with a lifetime of happiness, and also with their friends not hating them. Especially their single friends.

Here are a bunch of couples who are celebrating their love in ways that will renew your faith in the institution of marriage.

1. The couple who works out together stays together.


(via imgur)

This couple takes the concept of the beach engagement photo to the next level, or whatever level involves hilariously photoshopping bodybuilder abs on the groom-to-be.


2. These two dogs' humans are tying the knot.


(via imgur)

Dog owners know that the most important part of any relationship is the one with their dogs. The only thing better than this would be a photo of four dog paws, announcing a dual dog-wedding.


3. Two hunters find love.


Save the date yall I love all of my photos so much! #engagementphotos #fiance #futuremrspatterson #pattersonputaringonit #weddingdate #weddingannouncement #coupleswhohunttogetherstaytogether #huntingcouple #deerhunting #antler #rack #savethedate
A photo posted by Cheyenne Brown (@cheyennebrown77) on

If you ignore that fact that they're holding a piece of a dead animal in their betrothed hands, this picture is a sweet, creative way to show their friends and family they're getting married.


4. The childlike whimsy of these snowball-fight engagement photos.


(via imgur)

In this themed engagement shoot, the size of the snowballs represents the depth of their love for each other. Doesn't this make you want to see the video footage? That's how great it is!


5. When Taco Bell is an important part of your relationship.





Yes this is real, and no it's not how he asked. So excited to marry my best friend.
A photo posted by ⠀⠀⠀katty teasdale (@sweet.teas) on

According to Instagram user sweet.teas, Jerry didn't actually propose with a packet of Taco Bell hot sauce, but he DID propose, and Katty said yes. May their marriage be spicy, but, like, not TOO spicy.


6. The couple who acted out their favorite movies.


(via reddit)

Redditor HamburgerSandwiches and his fiancée acted out scenes from all their favorite movie scenes for possibly the dopest engagement photos of all time. They're rocking Pulp Fiction above, but check out the rest of them here for a great bit of afternoon Internet-gazing.


7. The couple who let their dog steal the show.


(via imgur)

This couple decided to bring their dog to their engagement photos, and he definitely improved the experience for everyone. Here's what this dog is thinking, "You're not trying to take important photos, right? I'm so happy to be in this field! I LOVE LIFE!"

8. These two hunters who included a rifle.


(via Joshua Rainey Photography)

Photographer Joshua Rainey took this photo of Stevie and Brady, who are elk hunters in Oregon. Bravo to the couple for figuring out a kitschy, fun way to include a rifle in their engagement pics!


9. The perfect 'American Gothic' wedding announcement.


(via imgur)

It looks like this couple is either serious about art, or just super serious. However, according to the bride-to-be, it's actually a tongue-in-cheek response to her mother insisting on posing for a wedding announcement. And it's perfect.

10. This artistic portrait of a couple of trees.







Alexis and Jason in the trees. #engagementsession #esession #shesaidyes #doubleexposure
A photo posted by Cricket Whitman (@cricketsphotography) on

This isn't an engagement photo, it's engagement art. Photographer Cricket Whitman made this creation for Alexis and Jason, and it's a refreshing new take on traditional wedding photography.


11. These two who fight zombies instead of each other.


(via imgur)

Instead of fighting over the minute details of your wedding, fight and kill a zombie! And pose with its re-dead un-dead body! And give your spouse-to-be a kiss! Here's another set of zombie engagement photos if you're into this sort of thing.


13. Break the Internet with 'Breaking Bad' themed photos.

(via Ashley Eubanks Photography)

If you love something, use it as a theme for your engagement photos. This genius picture is the brainchild of the couple, Hannah Schuster and Mackey Macaluso, and was shot by photographer Ashley Eubanks. Check out the rest of the pics here.


14. If Bill Murray decides to join the party, let him.


(via Fia Forever)

Here's a tip: when Bill Murray wants to join in on your engagement photo session, not only should you let him, but you should send that picture to everyone you know. That's what Erik Rogers and Ashley Donald did, and it probably made everyone's day who received their wedding announcement.


15. Sometimes you'd rather just be a cat marrying a cat.


(via imgur)

Technically, this was not the couple's actual engagement photo. According to Redditor rebubula, their pet-sitter is also a photographer, and they found this gem in their photo set. And it was just too creepy and hilarious not to share with the world.

Article 14

The 10 people you should never invite to your wedding (but have to).

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Congratulations on your upcoming wedding! Boy, it sure will be fun to celebrate your love with a bunch of terrible people you're forced to invite!


The best thing about these people is the alcohol they're holding. (via Thinkstock)

Human beings: We're all deeply broken. And nowhere is that more obvious than in the emotionally charged situation that is a wedding. Here are the 10 people that should be kept far, far away from the happiest day of your life, if social mores didn't force to you have to invite them.

1. Your friend who claims she TOTALLY doesn't mind that she's the last one of your friend group getting married.

"Really, I am SO happy for you guys. All of you! All FIVE of our friends who have been married in the last two years! And who all do married-couple double dates without me now. That must be SO MUCH FUN for you guys! Oh, no, I don't want to horn in on that couple time. I've been really busy with this SCUBA class. Well, I've been busy trying to figure out if I should take a SCUBA class. Maybe I could meet my future husband there! Or maybe I could die alone on the bottom of the ocean!"

2. One of the mothers of the happy couple.

One of the mothers of the happy couple will be a perfect, caring person. The other will be a passive-aggressive hell beast. You won't know who's who until the day of the wedding, and just like a clickbait Internet article, the answer may both surprise and disappoint you!

3. Your cousin who won't bring her baby outside when it cries and gets angry when someone says something to her.

"Oh. All these ADULTS can cry at weddings, but when a baby cries, it's a BAD THING just because it's LOUD? I know someone else who was loud and people didn't like it — the DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Would you have a problem if HE was crying at this wedding?"


"Oh my god! You're so beautiful, I just want to pull this dumb veil off your face!"
(via Thinkstock)

4. Your uncle who just got divorced.

"I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I think I figured out why Cynthia left me. And, and, and I need to tell you guys, because you just got married, and I don't want you to make the same mistakes that I did. Also, did I say 'I've been doing a lot of thinking?' I meant to say 'drinking.' I've been doing a lot of drinking."

5. Actually, any uncle.

He has to get drunk to dance, because dancing hurts his knees. Sure, he could not drink or dance, and thus behave himself. Oh, wait, no — he's an uncle, so THAT'S NOT AN OPTION.

6. That college friend who insists on making a toast even though people who you're much closer to now aren't making toasts.

"Hey, hey, John. You remember that time in college when you almost S'ed Trevor's D because you were gonna fail and wanted him to write that paper? And now you're getting married! Janice, I've never met you before, but you seem great. Just watch out for this one. One time in junior year, this girl thought John gave her an STD, but he actually just sucked her clit so hard he gave her a pussy hickey! Man, love is great."

7. Your cousin who just graduated from college, needs a job, and read an Internet list about the importance of networking.

He's introducing himself to every guest, and he brought a copy of his resume for each of them.


"Wearing white, huh? Guess you're a virgin. Ha! I'm wearing red to signify the blood from when my hymen broke." (via Thinkstock)

8. That girlfriend of a friend who wears an inappropriate dress because she looks SO good in it.

"I know it looks white but it's actually cream, or like, creamaki, which is cream and khaki, so it's not a big deal. Plus, I look really good in it, and I know it's the bride's day but I know she wants everyone to have a good time and a good time for me means looking good and I look really good in this dress. Like, probably better than the bride. Oh my god! Did I say that out loud? That's rude of me, haha! But seriously, you can tell me if I look better than her. No, I mean it. Tell me I look better than the bride."

9. Your grandmother's new boyfriend.

Oh, sure, he knows better than to say anything. But he'll only take appetizers from the white waiters, and boy, does he make it weird.

10. Your cousin who is currently in college and has recently learned some things about weddings.

Think that your wedding is a way of cementing the union between two equal partners who promise to love and care for each other and treat each other with respect? THINK AGAIN, SHEEP! Weddings are a tool of the patriarchy, and your cousin who's a sophomore at Sarah Lawrence wants you to know that. Or at the very least, she wants you to infer it from her black dress and sullen refusal to enjoy everything from the sincere declaration of love to a very good piece of cake. Wow, she showed you!

The 'Human Barbie' was denied plastic surgery for her daughter's sake.

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Former 'Playboy' bunny Sarah Burge is famous for her extensive plastic surgery.


Sarah and Poppy Burge.(via YouTube)

Sarah Burge has made headlines in the last few years as an outspoken proponent of plastic surgery. The 55-year-old UK mother has had more than $3,000,000 worth of work done in her lifetime. But if she was dreaming of making it to $4,000,000, she might have to dream on. On a recent episode of E!'s Botched, she was turned down in her request for a hand lift.

That's right – two plastic surgeons on a reality show decided it wasn't ethical to operate on this woman. That's a pretty monumental feat. How did Burge accomplish it? She brought her 10-year-old daughter Poppy to the consultation, to show her what the future had in store for her.

Poppy was in the news three years ago, when Sarah publicly gifted her with vouchers for $7,000 worth of plastic surgery to redeem when she turns 18. Sarah also received a lot of criticism for giving Botox to her older daughter Hannah when she was only 15. That controversy led to Anderson Cooper famously kicking her off his show in 2012.

Burge has been accused of using her children for publicity, and this Botched incident certainly seems to support that. On the other hand, her behavior can be linked back to a history of personal tragedy. She first got plastic surgery after an abusive boyfriend attacked her and disfigured her face when she was only in her 20s. Her first operations were all reconstructive. It was only after that that she began to go in for increasingly dramatic cosmetic procedures.

It's easy to dismiss someone like Sarah Burge as a monster, but she's really a tragic figure. It's just a shame that her daughters have to pay the price for it by being turned into a spectacle in front of the whole world.


Someone counted up every car-brag in a rap song, and it reveals a lot about the economy.

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Rappers are famous for mentioning their flashy new cars in lyrics, which in my experience makes them exactly like every coworker or neighbor on the planet, except their cars are slightly more interesting. With an attention to detail that makes me wonder if I need better ADHD medication, MC Big Data at Medium's Cuepoint blog has created an exhaustive database of references to cars in rap songs. The investigation does not cover old-school rap, but includes thousands and thousands of songs released from 1995 to the present.

While I recommend diving into MC Big Data's detailed analysis, here are some highlights (and some of my own observations) to fuel your watercooler chatter:

1. They don't say this in the article, but this graph indicates the 2007 financial crash and resulting recession directly affected rap lyrics.


(via Cuepoint)

This graph describes the number of songs mentioning specific makes and models by year, and it contains an interesting Easter Egg that MC Big Data seems to have missed. All car makes (except for Lamborghini*) reached lyrical peaks in 2006 that would not be matched for most brands until 2010. The stock market peaked in October 2007, but high volatility and the warning signs of impending doom entered the market earlier that year. More importantly, the credit glut that allowed easy purchases of homes, the refinance of homes, and the purchase of cars with no money down came to a screeching halt.

*Why did Lamborghini buck the trend? Because in 2003, Lambo unveiled the Gallardo, which at $200,000 was half the price of the flagship Murciélago and Aventador models, and led to a quintupling of annual sales from several hundred to over two thousand cars a year. It had nowhere to go but up.

2. The surprise winner of the rap car popularity contest is, hands-down, the Chevy Impala, specifically the '64.


(via Cuepoint)

The gigantic coupe is mentioned specifically in an astounding 971 songs. Big Data doesn't go into why, but in my opinion, this is the ultimate "before" car. The one rappers rode in with friends before fame and fortune, harkening back to nights on the town hollering respectfully at women. A favorite of customizers and low-riders, the '64 was endemic to the milieus that gave birth to West Coast and Dirty South rap. Somehow, I have to think these aircraft-carrier-like pre-Oil Crisis monsters were less common in crowded New York, but on the other hand, I am talking out of my ass right now. The passage of time, however, is sure to mean the Impala's time at the top is limited (there are, I assume, zero songs singing the praises of '90s or '00s-era Impalas).

3. When it comes to brands, however, nothing even comes close to Mercedes Benz.

(via Cuepoint)

The Mercedes Benz brand can finally relax about its association with the Nazis, because Googling Mercedes Benz will probably get you one of the more than 4500 songs in which it has been name-dropped. Not only is it one of the world's most famous luxury car brands, from a lyrical perspective, you can call it a "Mercedes," a "Benz," a "Mercedes Benz," or refer to your "Benzes." From a rhyming perspective, that gives you a lot of options (especially since "enz" is a soft sound that can close-rhyme with a lot of different sounds). Also, its entry-level models aren't nearly as expensive as, say, a Bugatti (which, with only one model, ends up being the 4th-most-referenced specific car in 323 songs). So, you can say "I have a Mercedes" fairly early on in a rap career without having to save up for a harder-to-rhyme car.

4. The second-place specific model is the Cadillac Escalade, which is maybe the most disappointing fact about this whole thing.


Yes, that's Turtle and Johnny Drama. Yes, that's the best picture I could get right now.
(via Internet Movie Car Database)

Mentioned in 327 songs, The Cadillac Escalade has a lot going for it, I guess, if you value luxury, customization, and having room for your crew of anonymous bros wearing jewelry you bought them. Which is exactly why it's such a popular rap vehicle. Never have I heard about the Escalade's rims spinning in the carpool parking lot. In short, the Escalade is the vehicular equivalent to Entourage: The Movie. In which they drive Escalades. Fortunately, I also see a declining future for the Escalade as we leave the SUV-hungry 90s and 00s behind. I acknowledge this may be a pipe dream.

5. Lexus blew it, the Hummer is finally dying, and Jeep...has never really been very popular.


(via Cuepoint)

Although Jeep consistently outperforms Hummer in song mentions (and is doing better lately), it does terribly considering it sells many, many times the number of vehicles Hummer did, even at its peak. Toyota's luxury brand Lexus, on the other hand, was poised to break into the top echelon of rapper vehicles before falling out of the sky around 1999. Is it because Lexus SUVs became the ultimate Soccer Mom status symbol? Did someone at Lexus say something offensive about rappers, like the makers of Cristal Champagne did? Do rappers have an unexpected Buy American bias (except for Mercedes)?

6. The Game is basically a local car-dealership ad set to music.


More like "The Car," am I right? (via Cuepoint)

I mainly know The Game from his 50 Cent collaboration (before they were enemies) "Hate It or Love It." That song, if I recall, was heavily focused on private planes. This was a creative departure for The Game, who normally only raps about land-based transportation. He mentions cars in about 65% of his songs, including 82 Chevy Impala references, 75 Benzes, 53 Lamborghinis, 34 Porsches, 24 Aston Martins, 18 Maseratis and 13 Bugattis. All this makes me think about is the declining resale value on those cars once his career ends. Only Gucci Mane has more songs with cars in them, but Mr. Mane has much more boring references, like 24 songs featuring a Hummer. He also has a boring face. Screw that guy.

Head over to Cuepoint to see the rest of MC Big Data's charts and analysis. I've only scratched the surface.

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Raven-Symone studied a lot to land her new job as co-host of "The View."

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Raven-Symone was officially named a new co-host of "The View" today.


(via Getty)

Maybe you care a lot about this development. Or maybe you're more Fred-Armisen-as-Joy-Behar about the whole affair.

A lot of people are probably at work when The View airs, but this might be interesting news to any moms who watch it while it's playing at the gym. And it does seem like there's been a lot of juicy drama with The View co-hosts lately, with Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd gone, past host Rosie O'Donnell returning and leaving again, and Nicolle Wallace and Rosie Perez getting hired. I bet Whoopi Goldberg is just ready for some stability in her co-hosts already. But based on her Instagram, she's maintaining a good attitude.

My footwear today @theviewtv it's Friday why not have some fun!! #theview #whoopisoles

A photo posted by whoopi_1 (@whoopigoldberg) on

Symone is, of course, famous for playing Olivia on The Cosby Show and the titular Raven in That's So Raven. Apparently, she impressed producers of The View by doing homework before each episode. A source told Us Weekly:

Every night she studies all the current events and topics for the next day. Everyone is blown away. Nobody else prepares like she does!

No matter what you accomplish, everything turns out to be just like high school.

Famed author Joyce Carol Oates was a total moron on Twitter about Jurassic World. Or was she? Dun dun dunnnn!

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Award-winning author Joyce Carol Oates tweeted her concern over a photo depicting animal cruelty...

... that was actually a photo of Steven Spielberg smiling in front of a Triceratops prop from 'Jurassic Park.'

I have to believe this was a joke, because I can't really process the possibility that Joyce Carol Oates mistook a prop Triceratops for an animal slain by a cruel human hunter. Please be a joke. This needs to be a joke.

When I was in first grade I remember learning about dinosaurs. I saw the Triceratops and thought, "Isn't that a rhinoceros? Oh wow! Dinosaurs are still alive today! I'm gonna be a celebrated scientist." I thought I'd made a groundbreaking discovery, until later that day when my mom showed me that they are, in fact, two very different animals. Is that what happened to good 'ol JCO? No way! She was totally kidding! There is NO WAY she actually thought a dinosaur was a real animal. Or, even crazier, that a young Steven Spielberg was a gunslinging safari man out to shoot defenseless beasts.

Hopefully, this was all just a way for Joyce Carol Oates to get more attention on Twitter.

If celebrity Twitter bios were honest.

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Here's what celebrities on Twitter are really trying to say with their profiles.

Celebrities are just like us. They have problems coming up with something clever to write in their bios on social media. Should I be funny? Should I get my brand out there? Should I make sure people know the opinions I write on here don't reflect my actual values? Should I delete my Twitter account altogether?

Here are a few real accounts followed by what the celebrity should have written instead.

1. Justin Bieber's real profile:


If Justin Bieber's profile were honest:


2. Barack Obama's real profile:

If Barack Obama's profile were honest:


3. Taylor Swift's real profile:

If Taylor Swift's Profile were honest:


4. Cher's real profile:

If Cher's profile were honest:


5. Harry Styles's real profile:

If Harry Styles's profile were honest:


6. Pope Francis's real profile:

If Pope Francis's profile were honest:


7. Blake Shelton's real profile:

If Blake Shelton's profile were honest:


8. Hugh Jackman's real profile:

If Hugh Jackman's profile were honest:


9. Oprah Winfrey's real profile:

If Oprah Winfrey's profile were honest:

A thief stole the new "50 Shades of Grey" manuscript. No word on whether it was bound.

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Why, an up-to-no-good thief has stolen a precious copy of the new book in the "50 Shades Of Grey" series!

Apparently, Penguin Random House and the police are working together to hunt down the scoundrel, who might be planning to pirate the stolen copy. You know it's a legit robbery when the publisher won't comment "due to an ongoing police investigation." Yikes.

The new book, Grey, retells the same tale as Fifty Shades of Grey, but is written from Christian's perspective. Because it's about time we gave male protagonists a chance to tell their side of the story!

Author E.L. James has already released a short excerpt from her book on Instagram:

#Grey p.159...

A photo posted by E L James (@erikaljames) on

Hopefully until things get sorted out, she can remain calm and kick back with some 50 Shades Of Grey wine.

A photo posted by E L James (@erikaljames) on

Finally got the wine...

A photo posted by E L James (@erikaljames) on

Mom's Facebook post about how people talk about her daughter with Down Syndrome goes viral.

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If you're not sure what to say to the parent of a child with Down Syndrome, consider what this mom is tired of hearing.

Caroline Boudet, a French woman whose four-month-old daughter Louise has Down Syndrome, was tired of hearing insensitive comments from friends, family and strangers. So she took to Facebook to offer some dos and don'ts when meeting a child with Down Syndrome and a reminder that "words are important."

Some of her advice may seem obvious, like not grilling the mother about whether or not she knew her daughter had an extra chromosome before the baby was born. Some of it is a little more nuanced, like Caroline's reminder that "It's not what she IS, it's what she HAS."

Here's the post, which Caroline shared publicly in hopes that it would spread rapidly across the Internet:

(English translation below!)[LES MOTS SONT IMPORTANTS] Elle, c'est ma fille. Louise. Qui a quatre mois, deux bras deux...
Posted by Caroline Boudet on Monday, June 8, 2015

Here's her English translation:

Here is my baby girl, Louise. She is 4 months old, has two legs, two arms, and one extra chromosome.

Please, when you meet a Louise, do not ask her mother "how come you did not find out during the pregnancy?". Either [she did], and the parents took the decision to "keep the child," or [she didn't], and it was surprising enough for them [without having] to talk about it over and over now. Keep in your mind that mothers have a tendency to feel guilty about each and every thing, so a surprising extra chromosome... I let you guess.

Don't tell her mother "it's your baby no matter what." No. It's my baby, period. Plus: "nomatterwhat" is quite an ugly name, I'd rather call her Louise.

Don't tell her mother "As she a down's baby, she will... etc." No. She is a 4-months old baby who happens to have Down Syndrome. It's not what she IS, it's what she HAS. You wouldn't says "she's a cancer baby."

Don't say "they're like this, they're like that." "They" all have their features, their character, their own tastes, their life. "They" are as different between them as you are from your neighbor.

I know that if one does not experience it, one does not think about it, but words do matter. They can comfort and they can hurt. So just give it a thought, especially if you're a doctor or nurse of any kind.

I usually do not make my status "public" on Facebook, but this one will be. You can read it and share it as you want. Because each year there are (in France) 500 new "mothers of Louise" that can have a day ruined by those kind of words. I know it's not meant to hurt. But you just need to know.

There is only one thing you can do to stop #JustATampon selfies from taking over the Internet.

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People are taking selfies with tampons as part of a movement to end the stigma surrounding feminine products and periods.







For some women, getting their period is a living nightmare. Pose with a tampon and text TAMPON to 70003 to raise money and awareness. After all, it's #justatampon #vplan #planuk #period #tampon #menstruation #women #equality #charity
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Approximately half the population of the world has to deal with their period for a good chunk of their lives, and most of the time it's done in secret. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone you're having cramps! Make sure nobody sees you taking a tampon out of your purse before going into the bathroom! Don't you DARE let any blood become visible on your clothing, or you must live beneath the earth's surface for eternity!

The shame associated with menstruation is exactly why the charity Plan UK partnered with V Point News to create #JustATampon. Hopefully all these tampon selfies with help break the taboo of this natural female bodily function. Here are the best tampon selfies I had time to find today:








Add your tampon selfie to the conversation with #JustATampon! I hope everyone having their period right now is having a wonderful day.

Awesome cop caught on camera answering the call of duty...and hungry babies.

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One police officer went above and beyond to make sure a baby got fed.


Every cadet should have to take a course on feeding babies before they become officers.(image via Facebook)

Sometimes those meant to protect and serve also serve lunch. To babies.

Jilli Nel posted a picture on Facebook last week that instantly went viral. Kansas police officer Andy Black responded to a call at Oak Park Mall that a woman was having a seizure. When he arrived, he found the woman was still disoriented, and was unable to pick up her baby to feed her.

Officer Black immediately offered to hold the baby. The baby was immediately ungrateful (as confused babies held by strangers often are), but then officer Black, who has fourteen grandkids, took the bottle and fed her. The baby relaxed and ate, while still keeping her eyes on the affable man.

So there you have it. Even mall cops are human beings who would help a mom feed a crying baby if asked. I hope this warmed your hearts a little bit.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the mall asking moms who are in no danger at all if I can feed their babies. No takers so far.


Don't tell your kids: the inevitable "Frozen" ride is coming to Disney World.

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Attention, parents of small children who watch Frozen all day, every day: You're going to Epcot Center on your next vacation because that's where the new "Frozen Ever After" ride will be located.


"Let it go, in which 'it' is your resistance." (Via Wall Street Journal)

Similar to how Disney revamped its "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride to add in characters and other elements of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, "The Malestrom" in Epcot's Norway pavillion will be "gutted" and turned into "Frozen Ever After." The original log ride through a Nordic winter will remain the same, except everything riders see will be Frozen-ed. It will also be full of robots.

Here's what the ride will be like:

• As patrons wait in what is likely to be a three-hour line, they'll walk by Wandering Oaken's Trading Post, where an animatronic Wandering Oaken will say "yoo hoo!"

• As exhausted parents and whiny toddlers board their longship, animatronic Olaf the Snowman and Sven the Reindeer robots will provide exposition on how the ride is set in Arendelle's "Winter Festival," which takes place in the summer.

• The ride passes through Troll Valley, where the Grandpappy Troll robot tells the story of how Anna and Kristof met (major spoiler warning if you haven't seen Frozen).

• There's another encounter with Olaf, this time singing a song and ice skating.


"See, like, we're all robots, and they're just controlling us, man…" (Via Wall Street Journal)

• Then, Elsa sings "Let It Go" in an ice castle, there are some fireworks, all the main character robots wave, and you're on to the gift shop.

"Frozen Ever After" opens in 2016.

Bob Costas is very unhappy about people giving awards to Caitlyn Jenner.

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The sportscaster said the decision to give Jenner the Arthur Ashe Courage Award is a "crass exploitation play."


Bob Costas, doing his "Aw hell naw" face.(Getty)

ESPN has announced that it will give the Arthur Ashe Courage Award to Caitlyn Jenner at the Espys on July 15. Not everyone is happy about that. The award is meant to go to a person (usually, but not always, an athlete) whose actions "transcend sports," and some people feel that Jenner's decision to come out as transgender doesn't meet that standard (video below).

Now, veteran sportscaster/nine-time Olympic host/pinkeye survivor Bob Costas is joining the list of critics. In an interview on The Dan Patrick Show, Costas said that the decision to give the award to Jenner is "just a crass exploitation play – it's a tabloid play." He went on to add:

“In the broad world of sports, I'm pretty sure they could've found someone – and this is not anything against Caitlyn Jenner – who was much closer to actively involved in sports, who would've been deserving of what that award represents. That's not to say it doesn't take some measure of personal courage to do what Caitlyn Jenner has done."
“I think every year we look across the landscape of sports and we find prominent people and kids in high school and amateur athletes who I think more closely fit the description of what they're looking for, or should be looking for there. I think this is just a play to pump up audience. The way lots of things are put on television to attract eyeballs, not because of the validity, but because of whatever the kind of gawker factor is."

I'm not sure how it plays into the "gawker factor" to honor somebody with an award. It sounds like Costas is the one gawking. He's probably right that Jenner was chosen just to make headlines, but that's also the point of the award. How exactly can you argue the validity of who did the best job "transcending sports?" It's deliberately vague.

Costas's point probably should have been this: awards are dumb. And awards for sports are doubly dumb. Isn't the whole point of sports that there's a winner? You don't have to invent more competition. And Bob Costas doesn't have to invent more controversy, unless he wants to boost his own gawker factor.

Here's Costas in his own words:

Married man, woman vow to divorce if gay couples given same right. Entire globe says "OK."

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Good thing they're not Catholic...


"All we do is talk about gay people. Well, I do the talking." - Nick Jensen(via CityNews)

In what can only be described as a Hail Mary pass to try and stop the advance of equal rights the homosexual agenda, Nick and Sarah Jensen of Canberra, Australia, have vowed to get divorced if same-sex couples are allowed to legally marry. Because the real reason people get married is to be in the same club as Nick and Sarah Jensen. I kid, of course.

Nick and Sarah are devoutly Christian. Nick, who is the director of a Christian lobby called the Lachlan Macquarie Institute, wrote an op-ed to Canberra CityNews entitled "Gay Law May Force Us To Divorce," which has gone viral. Sarah, maiden name unknown, has not actually been heard from, only seen smiling in photos.

"MY wife and I just celebrated our 10-year anniversary. But later this year, we may be getting a divorce. The reason has nothing to do with the state of our marriage. We were married at 21 after being high-school sweethearts for several years before that. In fact, my wife is the only woman I have ever loved, the mother of our children, my perfect match." - Nick Jensen, presumably writing on behalf of his wife, Sarah.

Let me see if I can find a logical way to describe this, using Nick's own words to help me along. It might take a few tries.

"It's not a traditional divorce. You see, after our divorce, we'll continue to live together, hopefully for another 50 years. And, God willing, we'll have more children. We'll also continue to refer to each other as “husband" and “wife" and consider ourselves married by the Church and before God...as Christians, we believe marriage is not a human invention."

OK, so they're not getting Church-divorced, just State-divorced. Marriage isn't just a civil institution, it's a holy one. You're married once by the state, and another time by the church. Churches won't marry gay people because it's against their religion. That's why, if the state makes civil gay marriage legal, the Jensens won't participate in it anymore. Because gays will ruin the holiness of non-church, non-religious, civil marriage...OK, let me try again.


Nick, Sarah. Not pictured: the genitals that make their love holy. (via Facebook)

"By changing the definition of marriage, “marriage" will, in years to come, have an altogether different sense and purpose. It will not be about the mystery of difference in sexual unity, as children come from gendered dissimilarity. It will not be about building and securing communities into the future."

Here we go! The real reason people get married is to have children. Nick and Sarah have children, so it's good that they're married. Of course, if you can't reproduce for whatever reason, you can adopt. Unless you adopt with another person of the same sex. Also, gay people can't just use surrogates as a loophole. Oh, no siree. According to Nick and Sarah, childrearing can only be done properly if the caregivers have different reproductive organs. And that's why, for the sake of the kids, they will get divorced. Wait...

"The marriage of any couple is important to God regardless of whether that couple recognizes God's involvement or authority in it. My wife and I, as a matter of conscience, refuse to recognize the government's regulation of marriage if its definition includes the solemnization of same sex couples."

See, guys. God has an emotional investment in your marriage, regardless of whether the state recognizes it, or whether the couple recognizes God. And God, being a supreme, omnipotent and omniscient Being of infinite perfection, can't stand up for Himself, and needs the Jensens to do it.

Fuck it, I have no clue why this makes sense.

"The reason has nothing to do with the state of our marriage. We were married at 21 after being high-school sweethearts for several years before that."

Ohhhhhhhhhh... Say no more. Fly free, Nick and Sarah Jensen. Fly free.

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