Your summer internship is more likely to lead to a venereal disease than it is to a job.

May 21, 2013, 12:21 pm

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Thank you for taking me on the best date of your life.

May 21, 2013, 12:58 pm

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I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoyed everything.

May 21, 2013, 2:31 pm

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Summer Badge: This recognizes your achievement in not asking anyone in the office if it's hot enough for them today.

May 22, 2013, 5:01 am

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19 of the most passive-aggressive vacation goodbyes.

May 22, 2013, 8:01 am

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For anyone who wears jorts and/or crocs.
 

It's vacation time again, and that means insincere refrains of "have a nice trip!" are being forced through clenched teeth in offices everywhere. Most farewells are bittersweet, but vacation farewells just leave us bitter and we refuse to pretend otherwise. That's why we've put together this list of the most passive aggressive ways to say goodbye to someone going on vacation. Ruin someone's trip by sharing these on Facebook or Twitter or add to our list by making your very own.

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May 22, 2013, 8:02 am

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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend honoring a fallen sitcom that's back with 15 new episodes.

May 22, 2013, 9:20 am

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My summer vacation is sending my kids to camp.

May 22, 2013, 9:45 am

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Enjoy your Summer Friday while I try to explain to my boss what those are.

May 22, 2013, 10:01 am

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Greetings from New Jersey, the state everyone talks about behind its back.

May 22, 2013, 10:02 am

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I can't wait for there to be new Arrested Development quotes to get sick of.

May 22, 2013, 11:01 am

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Summer Badge: This is to commend you for procuring a summer house far away enough to discourage unwanted visitors.

May 22, 2013, 11:45 am

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Sorry your child's exorbitant school tuition included head lice at no additional charge.

May 22, 2013, 12:01 pm

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Today's User Card With the Worst Grasp of the English Language.

May 22, 2013, 1:34 pm

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WTF?

Time for an in-depth look at today's user card with the worst grasp of the English language. Can you spot all the mistakes?

Let the schadenfreude begin! >>

Summer Badge: This serves to recognize you for your decision to not turn any of your jeans into jean shorts.

May 22, 2013, 2:40 pm

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I hope the new season of Arrested Development lives up to your expectations of being the best thing that's ever happened in your entire life.

May 23, 2013, 5:01 am

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World's first combination slapstick comedian/AK-47 blasting maniac sought by police.

May 23, 2013, 7:54 am

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May photos of your children get more likes than photos of your friend's children.

May 23, 2013, 8:01 am

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Summer Badge: This is to honor you for generously removing your back hair in time for beach season.

May 23, 2013, 8:09 am

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This Memorial Day weekend, I'd rather someone share their Netflix password with me than their beach house.

May 23, 2013, 9:06 am

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