Let me know where you're headed for lunch so I don't accidentally join you.

November 25, 2013, 9:16 am

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Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.

November 25, 2013, 10:59 am

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I look forward to hearing you complain about how difficult it was to travel here.

November 25, 2013, 11:12 am

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Winners of our most unpardonable turkey contest.

November 25, 2013, 1:16 pm

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Douchey preppy turkey by Pandora P.

You can fake an orgasm even better than I can fake concern over whether or not you actually have an orgasm.

November 25, 2013, 5:03 pm

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I'm on pre-vacation vacation.

November 26, 2013, 5:01 am

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Happy holidays to my parents who always make my visit home a time of love, affection, and tech support for their electronics.

November 26, 2013, 8:09 am

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Thanksgiving is an annual tradition of observing how people used to communicate before the Internet.

November 26, 2013, 8:16 am

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Just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving before we pass out at the dinner table.

November 26, 2013, 8:49 am

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Thanks for being the kind of co-worker I could never imagine having an office romance with.

November 26, 2013, 8:58 am

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Let's get together before Thanksgiving so I can enjoy the slimmer and saner version of you.

November 26, 2013, 9:10 am

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Just wanted to say how grateful I am that I remembered to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.

November 26, 2013, 9:48 am

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May you get as much ass play as a turkey this Thanksgiving.

November 26, 2013, 10:01 am

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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except people who call it Turkey Day.

November 26, 2013, 10:29 am

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Bring a dish this Thanksgiving or you will be seated at the kids' table.

November 26, 2013, 10:30 am

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Let's temporarily be grateful for things.

November 26, 2013, 11:09 am

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Thanks in advance for not bringing up the true story of Thanksgiving.

November 26, 2013, 1:21 pm

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I'm thankful for the distance we live from your annoying family.

November 27, 2013, 5:01 am

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I can't wait to nap through 85% of my visit home.

November 27, 2013, 6:59 am

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May your Thanksgiving travels be miserable enough to make spending time with family seem comparatively tolerable.

November 27, 2013, 7:30 am

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