Aaron Williams-Mele had never seen colors accurately until he put on these special glasses. He chose to do it in front of the sunset, because he's a daredevil.

You may have seen the video we recently shared of Ethan Scott, a colorblind man who was brought to tears the first time he saw purple, which happened to be on a container of Clorox wipes. As you can imagine, the sunset is slightly more impressive, so you can hardly blame Aaron Williams-Mele for totally freaking out in this video.

Like Ethan, Aaron was given a pair of EnChroma glasses as a gift. He decided to make the first time he put them on special, so he went to Whitehurst Beach in Norfolk, Virginia just before sunset. His first words after putting them on say it all: "What the fuck?"

It really makes you appreciate how much we all take the sunset for granted. When was the last time you even watched it? It's going to be canceled if the ratings don't pick up.

I bet this seal went home and made manic love to its seal-spouse before calling its seal boss and asking for a seal promotion, because f*ck it, you could get eaten by a shark at any moment.

You know who else wasn't eaten by a shark last night? You. That's right. You, like this seal captured on camera off the coast of Cape Cod (by some lunatic hanging out in shallow, shark-infested water), evaded death for yet another day. Then you survived your commute to work. You're a god-damn miracle of evolution, the product of hundreds of thousands of generations of brilliant organisms who managed to not get killed before they had a chance to reproduce. You will make it through your meeting this morning.

Never pull a sword on someone unless you're prepared to duel.

M.C. Hydare and Jewad Hayih run Perry Market, a small stop-n-shop grocery store in Northern Pittsburgh. Last Friday night, two masked robbers came into the store. One of them was armed with a sword:

They demanded the money from the cash register. Jewad was behind the counter, and instead of ceding to their wishes, he pulled out his bigger, more pirate-looking sword, and charged at the men:

They then GTFO'd as fast as they could:

As you can see, pirate beats ninja. Check out the full video below. We recommend turning off the volume and playing the Benny Hill theme song in another tab.

If this girl covers much more of herself she'll need someone to lead her from class to class.

Mom Stacie Dunn posted the above photo of her daughter Stephanie Hughes after getting called into the school to pick her up over a dress code violation. She wrote this righteously furious post about it:

So this is my daughter at school today. I had to come to the school because according to her school principal what she is wearing is out of dress code and inappropriate for school. When I got there I found a group of female students standing in the office due to being out of dress code also. This is ridiculous! WOODFORD County High School and the principle have been enforcing a dress code where as girls can not show even there collar bones because it may distract their male class mates. This is ridiculous! Parents are being called away from their important jobs and students are missing important class time because they are showing their collarbones! Something needs to change! PLEASE SHARE MY POST! Something needs to change!

Stephanie attends Woodford County High School, and it's not the first time the institution has come under fire for its strict dress code that seems to be largely enforced along gender lines. In fact, a different student, Maggie Sunseri, even made a short documentary about it:

If you're saying, "She knew the code, all she had to do was comply," Stephanie did try to cover up with a scarf after getting pulled aside, at which point she was told she was wearing the scarf incorrectly.

The situation has been getting a lot of attention, and Stacie Dunn has been receiving criticism from her community for drawing attention to them. In response, she writes that she understands the responsibility her daughter has to her school and principal, but no one would be taking notice if the dress code at Woodford wasn't absolutely bananas:

Yeah! Collarbones are not a problem, they're a bone structure.

Here's what's in store for you, cheaters! 

ROXXXXXANNE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THAT RIGHT SWIPE.
Ok, I just needed to get that one out of my system.(via r/Tinder)

Last month, hackers broke into the dark, dank digital dungeon of cheating website Ashley Madison (and their partner sites, like the "how is this not prostitution, exactly?" match site for moneyed dues and willing ladies, EstablishedMen.com), threatening to expose the private details of clients unless the site shut down for good. Today, they followed through and leaked all the user information. This includes clients who forked over $19 to the site for their much-touted "permanent delete" function, which turned out to be a scam—the scumbag company held on to every scumbag client's personal data, despite promising explicitly to wipe it from their scum servers. Another thing that came to light is that 95% of actual users were male. If you're afraid you might be on the list, cheaters, these screenshots from Facebook, Tinder, and Twitter should give you a little taste of what's in store for you when your duped loved ones find out.

If you have a moment, read the story about how these three women found each other and exposed this dude.
 

Cheating on your wife is only slightly worse than being a loud a-hole yelling at his bros on a train.(via)
 

Kevin: she just thinks it was "convo" so I'm still ahead. Winning. (via)
 

One is the loneliest number. Three is the worst, though. (via)
 

Srsly, those guys giving hickeys are so disrespectful of our soldiers abroad.(via)
 

Our lists are even better than BuzzFeed's, Meghan. We'll treat your revenge with the dignity it deserves.(via)

 

Johnny, you are a disgrace to Johnnys everywhere (namely, me).(via Failbook)

Beats getting an email from Ashley Madison hackers. (via)

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As promised, the people who hacked Ashley Madison have released a full list of everyone who signed up on the site.

Ashley Madison, the cheating website for married people owned by Avid Life Media (ALM), was hacked last month by a group called Impact Team. The hackers threatened to release user data unless the site was taken down. And guess what? ALM didn't take down the site, so Impact Team delivered the data. The hackers released names, addresses and phone numbers for users, as well as a four-digit code that could be either partial credit card numbers or just user numbers.

Related: In (dis)honor of Ashley Madison, here's the best of partners caught cheating on other networks.

The data is available on the Dark Web, which is as haunting as it sounds. Basically, it requires software and technical knowledge that I don't have, but the information is available, and some genius tech nerdos are probably poring through the leaked names at this very moment.

This is the statement the hackers released with the steaming pile of cheaters in the data dump:

Full text:

"Avid Life Media has failed to take down Ashley Madison and Established Men. We have explained the fraud, deceit, and stupidity of ALM and their members. Now everyone gets to see their data.

Find someone you know in here? Keep in mind the site is a scam with thousands of fake female profiles. See ashley madison fake profile lawsuit; 90-95% of actual users are male. Chances are your man signed up on the world’s biggest affair site, but never had one. He just tried to. If that distinction matters.

Find yourself in here? It was ALM that failed you and lied to you. Prosecute them and claim damages. Then move on with your life. Learn your lesson and make amends. Embarrassing now, but you’ll get over it."

This sounds like it was written by a scorned ex-lover. I'm guessing Impact Team's leader is someone whose spouse used Ashley Madison. Also, it's not at all surprising that the site is mostly visited by dong-bearers. And, according to the previously leaked data, people living in Ottawa, Canada. Sure, the founders of ALM have questionable morals and are super slimy, but their business is totally legal. People should have the right to privacy, even if those people are a bunch of mostly-dudes crouched over their laptops, closing a hidden porn tab to sign up for a website that promotes being a cheating jerk.

For the last two-and-a-half seasons of The Good Wife, two main characters haven't filmed a scene together. Why? Well, it's one of the greatest mysteries of our time.

Here's an embarrassing confession: I was so enwrapped in my comfortable existence of watching The Good Wife that it was a really long time before I became aware of the rumors swirling around The Good Wife. Sometimes you can't see what's right in front of you.

Actors Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi, who play work-and-life friends Alicia and Kalinda on the show, suddenly stopped filming scenes together after the 14th episode of season four. Their characters, who had been close, started only communicating via phone so the actors could film separately. Even Kalinda's final scene (above) in the season six finale last spring used special effects to make it seem like the two characters were sitting together in a bar.

Obviously, since there's no explanation, fans are losing their minds trying to figure out what happened. And as fun as it is to speculate about why Margulies hates Panjabi, which is the most common hypothesis, I also wonder if something really horrible happened. Like, what if one of them tried to steal the other one's identity or put arsenic in their craft services salmon? Now we're the assholes who no one will film a scene with.

TVLine recently spoke to The Good Wife creators, Michelle and Robert King, and got some answers. Unfortunately, the answers are somewhat gobbledygook. When asked about fans who felt "duped" by the fake bar scene, Michelle explained:

"We are certainly never ever hoping to hurt the fans’ feelings or make them feel like that trust has been broken. But we’re making the show every day using tricks, like if you’re in a car and there’s green screen and it looks like Chicago out the window but that’s not exactly where we are. That’s an every day, run-of-the-mill thing on the show."

And Robert contributed:

"Here’s what I will say about that without going into the gossip of it… We’ve had reporters in the editing room before and they can see the tricks we bring to [the show]. What I don’t like is how this connects itself to gossip. Just so we’re clear, Josh wasn’t really killed. We faked those gunshots. We fake everything in the show, so I can address this on a storytelling level that there was no intent ever to dupe the viewers. We’ll be an open book there."

So basically, the Kings are saying it's totally normal that Margulies and Panjabi didn't film scenes together because TV is not real life. But here's a Hollywood non-secret: most actors playing characters in the same room film the scene together at the same time. They don't film each person on the show separately and then splice all the scenes together! But of course I don't begrudge Michelle and Robert King for being gossip diplomats about a feud neither one is (presumably) involved in. They invented The Good Wife, an amazing show that has solved all my problems. Now I'm going to go pretend I'm Diane Lockhart for the rest of the day, and you should too.

It's like the cat accidentally ate wasabi thinking it was green tea ice cream.

It's especially funny because cats generally seem to enjoy bad smells. It's not like they're picky about what they put in their mouths either, since their cleaning strategy is "lick butt until clean." This cat tries to battle the disgusting foot, but it can't even fight with its mouth. Every time it tries to bite those toes again it remembers, "Oh right, this terrifyingly awful taste is what I'm trying to destroy in the first place!"

In the end, the brave animal falls. Is this what victory smells like, Stank Foot Guy?

Hopefully this will chill out the Hathahaters.

According to The Wrap, Anne Hathaway is going to produce and act in a TV adaptation of the novel The Ambassador's Wife. The book, written by the wife of a British Ambassador to Yemen, is "a harrowing tale about the kidnapping of an American woman in the Middle East and the heartbreaking choices she and her husband each must make in the hope of being reunited." The TV version will be a limited series, and will probably be like a combo of Homeland and The Devil Wears Prada. Or Les Miserables. Or The Dark Knight. Or, you know, another movie Anne Hathaway is in.

The Philadelphia police department is really into 90s nostalgia, but not video editing (video below).

If you were a kid in the 90s, you probably remember that sometimes the producers of Saved By The Bell would use their cast's unstoppable star power to deliver serious messages to their loyal viewers. The most memorable instance was this anti-drug ad that aired during season 3:

This was a momentous occasion in television history back in 1991. Apparently, the Philadelphia police department agreed, and decided to use the ad to promote sobriety 24 years after it aired. However, they put their own spin on the video by adding police commissioner Charles Ramsey's mug atop the face of NBC chairman Brandon Tartikoff. The comically inferior editing job achieves a level of ironic beauty that could only be executed by a disgruntled police officer. Maybe they made it bad on purpose to go viral, but that's highly unlikely.

Behold the ad in all it's glory:

Now that I think about it, I kind of miss my mom too.

Poor little dude. Getting blindsided by feelings on the news is bad enough for adults, but for a 4-year-old with no coping skills it must have been brutal. Just to be clear, he does not deserve to be mocked at all. But he will be. It's school, it's on the Internet, and he's crying about his mommy! Let's just hope the robots take over and everyone is too busy fighting hand-to-hand for the last reserves of potable drinking water before Andrew Macias hits puberty. Then he'll never have to contend with the teasing of his prepubescent peers. 

Kind of amazing how open children's faces are though. You can actually see it hit him that yes, he will miss his mom. On the first day of school, the second day and all the days after, because being a mom is letting go little by little. Damn. I gotta call my mom now. Sniff.

Katie Myers's photo of the boy with her son Kaden has gone viral because just look at it.

Katie Myers snapped this heartwarming photo last week at the South Florida Science Center and Aquarium in West Palm Beach. She regularly takes her 18-month old son Kaden there to play, because he's in a wheelchair and can't do much at the local playground. She told ABC News,

"At home, he doesn't have much room to explore, so we're there almost every day because, to Kaden, it's like his playground. It's big and has smooth, concrete floors. It's his own accessible little paradise. We're there all the time, but we've never had an experience like this."

Usually, other kids don't interact much with Kaden because they're weirded out by his wheelchair. But this little boy, just a few years older than Kaden, showed maturity beyond his years and went out of his way to play with him just like he was any other kid. He even helped him play with this piece of interactive equipment that was hard for Kaden to reach from his chair.

Katie didn't get the boy's name, but she took this picture and posted it to Facebook with a heartfelt thank you to the young man. That post has quickly gone viral, because it's sweet enough to touch even the most jaded Internet-weary heart:

With almost 250,000 likes and more than 57,000 shares, it's clear that Facebook has gone Kaden-crazy. Now, his fans are trying to help his mom find the boy who brightened everyone's day. As for Katie, she doesn't have any grand plans if she indeed finds the kid:

"I would love to thank him. I would just like this child to know how he’s impacting the world just by being kind. Also, I'd love his parents to know they have an amazing child and how he’s engaging and treating everyone the same."

What a nice message. I'm not sure why she didn't tell it to the kid at the time instead of taking his picture when he wasn't looking and then putting it online, but I won't dwell on that part. It's harshing my sweetness buzz. The point is, we can all learn from that youngster. And the viral story is helping Katie on her mission to spread awareness of Kaden's condition.

Kaden suffers from spinal muscular atrophy (SMA), a condition which causes his muscles to weaken over time. He was diagnosed at 7 months and now has to use a wheelchair. To learn more about SMA and to help find a cure, go to Kaden's Cure, a Facebook page made by Katie. As a bonus, there are more insanely cute pictures of Kaden on there, like this one.

Prank show brings big laughs while also making sure we realize we were wrong about Chris Brown.

Celebrity prank show Punk’d is back and Chris Brown is one of its first targets. Everybody wants to see him get humiliated on TV, so this is going to be great, right?

In this prank, Chris Brown was filming a music video and a little girl came on set saying that she was all by herself and then wandered around, and got grabbed onto some stranger’s bus. Being a guy known for caring about the well being of females, Chris Brown got worried. That’s it.

The message of the segment? Chris Brown is a good dude, and we were all wrong about him. Send your apologies to him on Twitter.

Nicki Minaj's sexually suggestive wax figurine unsurprisingly leads to gross photo-ops. 

People posing with the wax figurines at Madame Tussauds wax museum is nothing new. But the Nicki Minaj one they added to their Las Vegas location in early August (in which she is posed on all fours as a "tribute" to her “Anaconda” video) has been attracting the wrong kind of attention from creepy dudes (and a few creepy ladies) who, unsurprisingly, have been taking sexually suggestive pictures with it.

Madame Tussauds has posted a very stern press release on the matter. An excerpt:

“Our visitors are generally respectful towards the wax figurines. It is unfortunate that this visitor decided to behave so inappropriately and we apologize for any offense this has caused. We do have staff monitoring guest behaviour in the attraction and do our utmost to ensure our wax figures are treated respectfully.”

A security guard will now be on hand to ask people to stop miming vigorous doggy-style sex with wax that is shaped like a person. 

Most of the cardio on this run comes from the heart-pounding terror of impending doom.

I would not do this, but then again, I won't go for a jog on a flat, paved surface. I'm probably not the best judge. Regardless, daredevil and reckless jogging enthusiast ​Sebastien Montaz-Rosset does an excellent job navigating this rocky ridge, surrounded on either sides by loose rocks and steep slopes that would seem to lead to certain broken bones if not certain death. That's kind of his thing, though:

Man, I can't wait until VR gets good enough that the fear of watching this replaces actual exercise.

Well, this picture is exactly what it looks like. Channing Tatum giving beer to a horse.

Magic Mike artist Channing Tatum has adopted a horse. He wrote on Instagram:

"Meet 'Smoke' my rescue horse. He loves beer! We're meant to be. {to be clear he just loves the smell)"

Way to crush any beer-horse controversy before it begins, Tatum.

And way to really go big with your celebrity status. Most normies can only rescue some measly dog. But you rescued an entire horse. And not just any horse. An awesome bro horse who loves kicking back and smelling an ice cold brewsky on a hot summer's day. 

We wish you and your growing family lots of happiness and hey in the years to come.

Snap up Buffalo Bill's torture house before some other lunatic gets it first.

As every violent sociopath knows, it’s important to have a nice place to skin your victims’ corpses and make a high-quality skin suit. It this description fits you, then you're in luck, my disturbed friend, because the Buffalo Bill’s house from the 1991 thriller Silence of the Lambs is now on sale. The three-story, four-bedroom Victorian home is located in a Western Pennsylvania town called Layton that is totally under the radar.

Unfortunately, the home does not include a dry well in the basement where your victims can be forced to moisturize their skin under threat of getting the hose again, but it does include a four-car garage that will do nicely in a pinch.

All in all, it’s still a lovely place to torture someone.