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Just wanted to email you something on Cyber Monday that isn't a sale offer.


I hope the hype of Cyber Monday helps you forget it's Monday.

I'm sorry your December birthday is overshadowed by a guy who wore sandals indoors.

I look forward to blaming a drone for losing a birthday present I never got you.

This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.

Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture.

Even if we found out we were cousins, I'd still want to bang you.

The only thing I plan on giving you for the holidays is the creeps.


Sorry your birthday cake requires so many more candles than a menorah.

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Happy early Christmas from someone who's already eaten their way through 3 1/2 weeks of an Advent calendar.

Bitching about other people not working really makes the day fly by.

The best holiday gift you can get me is never asking for help carrying or disposing of your Christmas tree.

Just a reminder that I won't be working over the holidays or any days leading up to them.

'Tis the season to mock a dead tree by making it wear embarrassing trinkets in public.


I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

I love how I look when you've been drinking.

I'm doing my job one new trainee at a time.

I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.

I'd like to invite you over for the holidays and apologize in advance for my grandfather's dirty jokes.

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