Being a Secret Santa is pretty much the only office secret you've ever kept.

December 4, 2013, 9:28 am

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You don't pay me enough to get a Secret Santa gift for anyone.

December 4, 2013, 10:27 am

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The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.

December 4, 2013, 12:37 pm

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My love for you is more real than pretty much anything on the Internet these days.

December 4, 2013, 2:34 pm

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I'm celebrating Hump Day by falling asleep on top of you during sex.

December 4, 2013, 5:05 pm

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I already know what I'd do without you.

December 5, 2013, 5:01 am

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Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

December 5, 2013, 8:05 am

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9 ways to keep someone sane during finals.

December 5, 2013, 8:38 am

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Thanks for always being there when I need someone to call my lost cellphone.

December 5, 2013, 8:52 am

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I'd rather be in a human centipede than a group text.

December 5, 2013, 9:01 am

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Nothing annoys me more than someone texting on the street who bumps into me while I'm texting on the street.

December 5, 2013, 11:51 am

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Ignoring texts is the new ignoring voicemails.

December 5, 2013, 12:09 pm

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I hope you appreciate that I took the time to dump you by telephone instead of text.

December 5, 2013, 12:14 pm

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Small Dating Victories Every Man Should Celebrate

December 5, 2013, 12:25 pm

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R.I.P. to a man who complained less about being in a jail cell for 27 years than you do about being in a comfortable office for 8 hours.

December 5, 2013, 1:55 pm

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Your orgasms have a higher production value than I'm accustomed to.

December 5, 2013, 5:01 pm

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The Countdown 'Til Christmas Is Finally F***ing Over Advent Calendar - Day 6.

December 6, 2013, 3:08 am

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You're going to love the holiday present I got you and decided to keep for myself.

December 6, 2013, 5:01 am

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Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter.

December 6, 2013, 8:09 am

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I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you.

December 6, 2013, 8:19 am

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