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The future of water bottles is these edible blobs.

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It seems like we've been waiting forever to finally get the future that was promised to us — a future of zippy flying cars, silver clothing, soft dong robots, and of course, receiving all of our food in pellet and blob form. Now, startup Skipping Rocks Lab is finally making Ooho!, a water-bottle alternative that's basically an edible blob made out of algae. "Finally, I can have my water and eat it too!" you might say if you were trying really hard to make the whole "have your cake and eat it too" thing work.

Three cheers for a water-carrying device that looks like a used condom when you're done.

The goal of Ooho! is to reduce waste from one-time-use water bottles, and it recently won a European Union sustainability award. It's easy to see how these would be great for reducing water bottle waste, as well as how they would be great for creating a pile of oversized fake fish eggs if you were shooting a movie where you needed giant fish eggs (look, don't question my art, OK?).

You can see Ooho! in action in this video where they, for some reason, decided to use an all-white background, rendering the blob invisible about half the time:


This man can't help being honest, gives Steve Harvey his "favorite" Family Feud answer ever.

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Viral Family Feud clips have a particular formula: Steve Harvey asks an innocent-enough seeming question, the contestant inadvertently or purposefully gives a sexual answer, and Steve Harvey makes an "Oh my God, I can't believe it." This clip is the culmination of all those. This is the apotheosis. Steve Harvey asks Kevin a simple question, and he cannot for the life of him think of another answer:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=914116262000678

Might as well wrap up Family Feud, Steve, because everything else will just be a shade of this one. Also, congratulations to this man's wife on having a happy marriage.

Baby and dog meet for the first time and bond over chilling on the floor.

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Dog dad/human dad Scott Moore was nervous about having his beagle and his human child meet for the first time. But what Moore didn't realize is that babies and dogs are destined to be the best of friends. They have so much in common! Babies and dogs both can't stand on two legs for extended periods of time (usually), they both understand some adult human language but can't use it themselves, and both would be happy to eat dog food out of the dog's bowl if you let them.

So, obviously, Moore's baby and dog got along fabulously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liv-EMavw0Q

 

Birthday

15 cats who can't wait for scarf weather, but will probably be hissing about the cold in like 2 weeks.

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The crisp, cool air of autumn is encroaching and it's making all of us cold. Even cats are lamenting the end of summer. You would think that being covered in fur would keep them warm, but cats need to wrap themselves up in fuzzy hats, scarves, and boots like the rest of us.

1. Ready to jump in a pile of leaves.

"The only rake here is me."

2. Ready for the hayride.

"HAY. Get it?"

3. Ready for a brisk walk downtown.

"I know they're a little passé, but I was only born three weeks ago, so whatevs."

4. Ready to relax by the fire.

"I shall never leave this place."

5. Ready for the haunted house.

"I hear it's gonna be spooktacular."

6. Ready for pumpkin-flavored everything.

"Yes, of course this is chenille."

7. Ready to stay warm.

"To dress as the enemy is to know the enemy."

8. Ready for Halloween.

"I am a pumpkin."

9. Ready for seasonal treats.

"I put the 'corn' in 'unicorn.'"

10. Ready for the Big Game.

"Catch it! Catch the brown thing in the air! Go!"

11. Ready to carve jack-o-lanterns.

"Yes, I have been told before that I should model professionally."

12. Ready to get cozy ASAP

"I don't care if it's not done. I'm slightly cold now."

13. Ready for apple picking.

"There are many differences between cider and juice. For example…"

14. Ready for nature.

"If you think about it, a leaf as a hat is the most fallish of all fall accessories."

15. Ready to decorate.

"So is a wreath."

 

Way back.

Kenan and Kel, who is apparently alive, reunited at Goodburger on the 'Tonight Show.'

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The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon has been making nostalgia dreams come true for years, bringing us a Full House reunion that warmed our hearts and a Saved by the Bell sketch that showed us just how well all the Bayside kids have aged. 

Last night, Fallon brought back another beautiful 90s relic and answered the question that has been circulating for decades: Is Kel Mitchell still alive? The answer is yes, and he even used to work with Fallon at Fallon's first job. Watch the reunion, with the musical reprise you've been waiting for since 1997, below:

 

 

Watch Jon Stewart take the #JustKeepDancing challenge, get the crap beaten out of him.

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This past May, Ellen Degeneres started the #JustKeepDancing challenge, inspired by her guest Braylon Beam, who used dancing to help cope during his battle with cancer. Fans have been uploading their videos to EllenTube, and celebrities have been challenging one another a la the Ice Bucket Challenge to promote the project and donate to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital. 

Jon Stewart, in his retirement, has been having a good time winning Emmys and hosting wrestling events, and accepted the #JustKeepDancing challenge from new friend Triple H. With an assist from a cute little Stewart, Jon danced to O.G. Drake and challenged Stephanie McMahon to do the same. 

 


Ahmed Mohamed kept it 100 on 'The Nightly Show' last night.

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Ahmed Mohamed, clocking in as his generation's most famous inventor, sat down with Larry Wilmore last night. Keeping it 100, in accordance with The Nightly Show's creed, Ahmed admitted that "it was kinda cool" to get arrested. "The only reason I thought it was cool, though, was because I knew I was innocent, so I know I would win if I would take it to court," Ahmed adds.

In case you forgot.

Ahmed also demonstrated the uncomfortable position the cops cuffed him in, which is a testament to his flexible shoulder muscles. He plans to keep inventing, and wants to make a hoverboard next, which will also serve as an escape method if racist people continue to be awful. The adorable Ahmed held his own opposite Larry, and even was game to participate in a watchmaking bit. 

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/dmbt34/the-nightly-show-with-larry-wilmore-ahmed-mohamed

Kim Kardashian shared new pics where she's fully clothed (in skin-tight latex).

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Kim Kardashian has shared even more photos of herself where she looks really, really good. Her Instagram is an embarrassment of riches, and if you don't agree, mind your own business! She says in one of the captions that she was three months pregnant in these photos, but that doesn't seem to be stopping her from living her g-d life.

https://instagram.com/p/7_92zsuS47/https://instagram.com/p/7-4b7uuS_H/https://instagram.com/p/7-3_bbOS94/

The pics, taken by photographer Steven Gomillion, also make that pool look pretty attractive.

https://instagram.com/p/7yaCnHqvFW/https://instagram.com/p/7yuWbZqvGO/

The photos were taken for KimKardashianWest.com, and will probably greatly raise the profile of the shaved ice emoji.

Mom mercilessly mocked at Tim Horton's pays it back with selfless act of kindness.

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When Dianne Hoffmeyer tried to get Timbits with her baby, a bunch of Michigander gossip queens behind her in line thought it would be fun to make fun of her. Calling her a whale and making dumb jokes like "Does the whale need to get back to the water?", these rude ladies desecrated the good name of Tim Horton's. As the preeminent Canadian coffee provider, Timmy Ho's should be all about being polite when you get an Ice Capp and two Timbits for a toonie. Hoffmeyer, whom they called a “Retarded Lard [expletive],” decided not to seek revenge and instead demonstrated the true spirit of Timmy's, setting an example for her daughter by paying for the assholes' coffees. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL30f0lpNuI

According to WXYZ, Hoffmeyer's original Facebook post said the following:

“To the 2 mean bitter ladies that were standing in line at Tim Hortons in Fort Gratiot behind me. I could hear you. I could hear the hurtful things you said about me. Sorry that my hair needs to be re-colored and the roots bothered you,but I have children that need to be taken care of. They come first. You both were right when you said I didnt need the small box of tim bits because I already looked… like a whale. Just so you know they were not for me. But for my sick 22 month old daughter who has kept me up all night crying and teething. I thought they might make her happy,yes I set aside the fact that they are not healthy because I wanted her to smile. You both made me cry. Then when I ordered a coffee that I RARELY get to treat myself to you both snickered and called me a “Retarded Lard [expletive]” I’ll have you know I’ve worked hard to lose 177 lbs in 22 months. I am proud of myself. You both should be ashamed of yourselves. But to show that my mother raised me better, I’d like to say YOUR WELCOME. Because this “Fat Retarded Lard [expletive]” paid it forward and I bought your coffee’s this morning.”

Props to this Michigan mom for getting her revenge the Canadian way.  

A five-year-old girl broke through a barricade to pitch the pope on immigration reform.

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Perhaps you're living under a rock these days, and don't know that Pope Francis is currently on a whirlwind tour of America's amber waves of grain and purple mountains' majesty. He's been given the nickname "cool pope" by all the Internet wags for his reasonably progressive views on everything from abortion to gun control to capitalism. You know, progressive for the king of the Catholic church. Pope Francis has also spoken out on immigration reform, so it's not shocking that little Sophie Cruz of La Senora Reina de Los Angeles Church thought he might be willing to bend his ear to her plea: let my parents stay in this country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2tibsvUMu4

The little girl was allowed to pass the barricade and hug Mr. Pope, passing him a letter and t-shirt that reads “Papa Rescate DAPA,” which means "Pope rescue DAPA (deferred action for American parents."

Sophie just before her pope encounter.

Her letter, which she had memorized, reads:

“I want to tell you that my heart is sad. I would like you to ask you to speak with the president and the Congress in legalizing my parents because every day I am scared that one day they will take them away from me.

“I believe I have the right to live with my parents, I have the right to be happy. All immigrants just like my dad help feed this country. They deserve to live with dignity. They deserve to live with respect. They deserve an immigration reform.”

Here it is coming out of the mouths of babes:

https://instagram.com/p/7_A2Mqn_Pm/

Of course, Sophie is 5, and was probably heavily coached in her speech. But children are observant, and Sophie must see families getting separated in her community all the time and know it's wrong. She even included this drawing with her letter, to really drive the essential message home with some visuals:

https://twitter.com/Assisi_Project/status/646787301993918465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Great attention to detail with the clothes, Sophie! 

Starbucks has a new fall beverage for people who think the Pumpkin Spice Latte isn't sweet enough.

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The Pumpkin Spice Latte has been under fire for basically setting your body on fire. To right some of the wrongs, the kind people at Starbucks have at least put some semblance of real pumpkin particles into the drink. But the PSL's problem is no longer the calories, but the fact that it now has competition.

Starbucks has just launched a new fall beverage, the Toasted Graham Latte.

https://twitter.com/Starbucks/status/647032804862132224

“I thought about the back-to-school season and looked at the latest food and beverage trends,” said Yoke Wong, Starbucks' Research & Development manager in a release about the drink. “What I found to be quite popular in the U.S. is the taste of cereal milk, the delicious leftovers in your breakfast bowl.” 

Inspired by these fond memories, Wong started soaking graham crackers in milk, and ultimately created the latest autumnal delicacy, "The Toasted Graham Latte... an espresso beverage with steamed milk, flavors of graham and sweet cream and finished with a sprinkling of cinnamon graham crumbles." 

https://twitter.com/Starbucks/status/646711883844595713

Not gonna to lie, that sounds pretty frickin' delicious, and will look great clasped by a perfectly manicured hand on Instagram. Bon appetit to my fellow basics out there: May your blood sugar level be ever in your favor.

This Syrian refugee has traveled over 500 km with his beloved Husky puppy.

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A 17-year-old Syrian refugee has taken his Husky puppy with him over 500 kilometers (~300 miles). His name is Aslan and his dog's name is Rose. They left violence in Syria and recently arrived on the Greek island of Lesvos, along with thousands of other refugees. Rose even has her own passport. When asked why he's traveling with his dog when she creates an extra travel burden, Aslan simply says "I love my dog." Hell yeah, Aslan. We do too.

https://youtu.be/LlUIqh9OjdI

 

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Presidential candidates are fighting for the support of "Hot Debate Guy." Seriously.

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"Hot Debate Guy," also known by the people who actually know him as Greg Caruso, is being courted by GOP presidential candidates Carly Fiorina and John Kasich. If you don't pay attention to politics, a short version of Caruso's background: he was sitting in the audience at a debate and everyone on Twitter said he was hot. That's the long version, too. That's actually the whole thing.

https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/644326844213256192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

According to TMZ, HDG hasn't decided if he'll meet with Fiorina or Kasich yet, but they both want his support and to involve him in their campaigns. Apparently young people are easily manipulated simply by looking at an attractive man, which does not bode well for our country. There are so many men here, and a lot of them are good-looking. How will we maintain our agency? Also, Caruso's dad is a billionaire who's been known to give money to Republican candidates, so they want in on that Hot Debate family cash. 

When TMZ asked HDG if he would ever run for office, he said possibly down the line but "as of now I'm focused on my film career." Nice job, Internet. Now we're probably going to have to watch this guy star in three Bourne movies and then become president. Just because you thought he was hot in comparison with a bunch of old dudes trashing Hillary Clinton. 

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Tom Hiddleston is showing his butt for equality, and giving us all hope for society.

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In an interview with E Online, everyone's favorite Norse hunk (um, after Thor) Tom Hiddleston explained why he decided to drop trou in his new movie Crimson Peak. It's for the ladies!! But not in a sexual way. In a feminist way.

He says:

"It's so often in movies that women are more naked than men and that's unfair. We wanted to sort of redress the balance."

By all means, let the march for gender equality continue with a 20-feet-tall movie projection of Tom Hiddleston's bare ass. In fact, why don't we see some of that in the next Marvel movie? There's five main male cast members to every female superhero in The Avengers franchise. Maybe if we saw Captain America's buns all this stuff with Planned Parenthood would settle down? It's pretty shocking the Hulk has managed to keep his pants on this long, honestly. 

If you want to know what Tom's derriere looks like, you'll have to wait for the movie's release, but this picture gives us a hint:

"It's about thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big."

 

Guess what brand of beer Matthew McConaughey's brother named his son after.

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In our era of #SponsoredTweets and #BrandedContent, it only make sense that we'd have Branded Children's Names, too. Rooster McConaughey, the apparently also-famous brother of Matthew McConaughey, named his son Miller Lyte, after his favorite beer. Rooster has his own reality series, West Texas Investors Clubwhich bears zero resemblance to his brother's Dallas Buyers Club. 

Little Miller Lyte McConaughey is nine years old, but the beer's parent company just caught wind of the humbling name. To honor McConaughey's brand loyalty, the beer company sent him 24 cases of Miller Lite, which they thought would be a year's supply, but at 576 beers total, that means McConaughey can only drink 1.5 a day. Or, maybe he'll keep them in the fridge for 12 years for when Miller Lyte the person turns 21.

Hopefully Rooster has some tequila in the freezer to give to his daughter, Margarita. It's beautiful how Rooster names his children for what he loves most.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_74hyumog

 

For anyone who loves wearing exercise clothes more than they actually love to exercise.

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SkitBox, an Australian sketch comedy group, released a hilarious music video about activewear and the people who actively wear it. It features a stereotypically poppy electro beat, deadpan facial expressions, and unenthusiastic dance moves. This is definite proof that smug fitness freaks transcend cultures.

https://youtu.be/CYRENWT8lz8

 

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