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Amy Schumer talks role models for young girls, dating Bradley Cooper in her 'SNL' monologue.

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"Is it an exciting time for women in Hollywood?" asked Amy Schumer last night as she continued her very exciting time being woman in Hollywood. Amy Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and in addition to an excellent sketch about guns, did an awesome 8-minute standup set for her monologue. This is great because not only will we take 8 minutes of Amy Schumer any time, it also saves money by giving us a sneak peek at her HBO special that comes out next week. Now join Amy in her monologue to mourn the loss of Khloe Kardashian's body weight and learn about hazing Hillary Clinton right here:

 

Controversial gun sketch is exactly what we wanted from Amy Schumer hosting 'SNL.'

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After a breakout year for the sharp political commentary of Inside Amy Schumer, having Schumer host really put the pressure on SNL to write something that was biting enough to be an Inside Amy Schumer sketch. Together, Amy and SNL took on gun nuts' obsession with and romanticization of their lethal weapons, and just the inherent weirdness of toting a lethal weapon. Dangers and endless murders aside, guns are here to stay. Like diamonds, they are forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEyBItsXkw

 

There were two 'Weekend Updates' on SNL last night, one of which you may never see again.

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Every week since 1975, Saturday Night Live has done fake news in a segment called 'Weekend Update.' I'm sure you know this, it's just one of those things like how weird the word "giraffe" is that you don't really think about unless someone points it out. While it may seem odd now that there's half a Daily Show inserted into the middle of a 90-minute program, there once was a time when that was it. This was satirical news, and it was all you got all week. This 'Weekend Update' appeared again last night, as usual, and you will it see again.

https://www.facebook.com/snl/videos/10153665113751303/

Never to be seen again, however, is The Weeknd Update (well, I suppose The Weeknd could be back on the show at some point). The Weeknd was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live last night, and the writers seized the opportunity to celebrate his name's resemblance to the show's classic segment. Points to The Weeknd for staying on-brand. You won't be able to feel your face, and you'll love it.

 

And now, The Weeknd Update.

Posted by Saturday Night Live on Saturday, October 10, 2015

 

The Internet's favorite farting preacher just got turned into a hilarious EDM track.

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If you're not familiar with Robert Tilton, a televangelist of the variety John Oliver recently mocked by founding the Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption church to take people's money, perhaps these words will jolt your memory: The Farting Preacher, aka "Pastor Gas." If that didn't ring a bell, scroll all the way to the bottom and enjoy learning something new about the wide world and the Web. Tilton's tongue-speaking passion faces while asking for money have already sparked plenty of comedy, but now his nonsense words, clapping, humming, and other sounds are being harnessed for viral greatness in "Hoo Ba Ba Kanda," the new Tilton-powered track from the music and YouTube remixer artist POGO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0JeEKR3Do

Here's the original farting preacher video, because you needed this (forgive the low quality — Rev. Tilton made the original uploaders take their video down):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28FoOutRAj0

Here with slightly higher quality is "YouTubers React to Farting Preacher" from The Fine Bros, which was necessary because this is a 2000s-era viral video (allegedly, Farting Preacher videos were first created on VHS in the late 80s and circulated from person to person), and therefore ancient history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYsBCa-v50U

 

Kanye West auditioned for 'American Idol' with a pretty unoriginal song.

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2020 presidential hopeful and least-favorite person of anonymous Internet commenters everywhere Kanye West auditioned for American Idol this weekend after making headlines for a Twitter rant about in-app purchases at games marketed for kids (kind of like a certain Somebody Kardashian: Hollywood app that will go unnamed). Why he auditioned, I don't know, but it is kind of charming for Kanye to take on the role of humble contestant. It's also very Kanye for him to take up time that an actual contestant could've used to try and make a name for themselves. Even his choice of song didn't give anyone new a chance to break out.

https://instagram.com/p/8ra4LxuS6Q/

Kanye was there for the real fans, though. Real fans like untouchable Hollywood anti-personality and shadow ruler Ryan Seacrest.

https://instagram.com/p/8rYOiDFWYN/

I guess he advanced to the next round?

https://instagram.com/p/8renwCEUEB/

Anyway, here's his performance.

https://twitter.com/OnlyHipHopFacts/status/653027768553242624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Oh, Kanye. You're getting so much better at kind of being social with other humans! You'll get there. But at what cost? This is the start of your long decline into complete assimilation into the pop culture Borg! Pretty soon, you'll be like Robert DeNiro phoning in a comedy performance. Your primary asset will one day be that we all remember who you are, and that calms us down because the world is fast-moving and scary. You'll be in a commercial and some grandmother will turn to their grandchild and say "he used to be controversial" and the kid will roll their eyes and wonder how lame the past was. 

Amy Schumer stars in 'Hot For Teacher 8' on 'SNL.'

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Oh man, students can be such c*ckblocks. Amy Schumer hosted SNL last night, and in addition to putting guns on blast, she played a teacher in a porno. Unfortunately, a precocious student kept asking about the lesson before we could get to the oral exam. Maybe this should be the next sketch to be turned into a full-length movie. I mean, SNL movies are pretty low-budget, but we bet this one could really be made for cheap: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOGHJMS0QT0

 

Bette Midler deals with Bieber's dad's gross comments about his son's dick so we don't have to.

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Many people forget this now, but Bette "The Divine Miss M" Midler got her big break performing at the Continental Baths, one of the most famous and well-established gay bathhouses of the 1970s, located beneath New York's Ansonia Hotel. Singing on a piano played by Barry Manilow (who often wore just a towel), "Bathhouse Betty" probably saw more eggplants in the 70s than a horny vegetarian on Tinder. She knows a big dick when she sees one, is what we're getting at here. She did not, however, respond to images of singer Justin Bieber's penis that leaked this week. It takes a lot to impress Bathhouse Betty. So what did get a rise out of her? This tweet from Jeremy Bieber, Justin's father who left the family while his son was quite young:

The tweet has since been deleted, but it's been saved (and rotated for some reason) in all it's glorious shame by TMZ.

Wooooow. Gross. So, so, so gross. It's almost like this guy has no understanding of what family is or how to be a responsible adult. You know what? We don't even want to touch this with a 10-foot pole. Bette? Wanna take this away for us?

https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/652903339726929920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Even when she's not singing, the Divine Miss M is pitch perfect.


Kid becomes the 5th in his family to wear the same nerdy 61-year-old sweater to picture day.

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Family tradition is a great thing, but it usually involves a recipe, or a vacation spot, or some dumb in-joke. Rarely does it involve creating a legacy that will live on in school yearbooks across generations. We've seen amusing Picture Day outfits before. We've even seen teachers who wore the same outfit to Picture Day for 40 years, but this is our first multi-generational yearbook project. 7-year-old Brady Gose from Indiana just got his yearbook photo taken for first grade, and in doing so joined a very elite club of Goses who have taken their first yearbook photos wearing the exact same sweater. Said Brady's father Chuck Gose, "It’s just sort of known as ‘the sweater.'" The same sweater he wore to picture day in first grade in 1982.

It's really hard to decide in which decade this sweater is most unfashionable.

The story of the sweater dates back to Chuck's oldest uncle (which would be Brady's great uncle) in 1954, who wore it for the first time for a first grade yearbook photo. It must have gone well, because all the boys in that generation wore it to school, including Chuck's father, who passed it on to his sons. In addition to being a fun tradition, it allowed for the family to keep more than the memory of a sweater alive.


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As Chuck told WRTV, "My father passed away in 1999 before I was married and had children, so for me, this is a chance for my dad to live on through this tradition. It's also a chance for Brady to learn more about the grandfather he never got to know. When I handed it to him, he naturally asked a lot of questions about his grandpa. The two of them are actually pretty similar."

Chuck hopes that as long as no evil fun-hating moths intervene, the sweater will pass to Brady's sons and down, uniting the tight-knit Goses for generations to come.

Donny Trump is out of his element as he gets destroyed by Walter from 'The Big Lebowski.'

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How "Donny, you're out of your element" never occurred to us as the perfect retort to Donald Trump before this point is baffling and frankly embarrassing. It's probably due to the fact that Walter Sobchak's diatribes against the sweet but dim Theodore Donald "Donny" Kerabatsos in The Big Lebowski are unfair explosions of Walter's bubbling anger problems, whereas when directed at Donald Trump it becomes a perfectly valid criticism. It feels much different, yet somehow even more thrilling now that it's found a worthy target. Heads up, NSFW language:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6oxvm9Q68Q

 

The American Way.

Opposition party.

Lost cause.

Columbus Day

Columbus Day


John Oliver takes on the oil companies of North Dakota/South Dacanada.

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In the past decade, an oil boom has boomed in North Dakota, accomplishing the remarkable feat of cutting foreign imports in half and making the flyover state somewhat interesting. As John Oliver joked last night, "like Channing Tatum, North Dakota turned out to be much more interesting when it was covered in oil." But naturally, the boom didn't come without cost, and in his signature in-depth style, Oliver explained the costs a newfound sh*t ton of oil can have to the human body, the environment, and the community. It turns out the oil companies are shady and don't care about safety and human life. Who knew?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYusNNldesc

 

Trans men discuss their masculinity and give advice on being a man in this new viral video.

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2015 has been a landmark year for transgender visibility in the media, and while it's easy to focus on the stories of celebrities Caitlyn Jenner and Laverne Cox, it's powerful to hear the stories of everyday people who have been fighting the good fight for years. In a new video for BuzzFeed Yellow, Buck Angel, Pat Manuel, Scott Turner-Scofield and Rocco discussed their experiences as men with transgender histories. From growing up to coming out, these trans men opened up about the particular challenges on their journey through expressions of masculinity and how it shapes their identity. The guys offered their advice for all men out there, both trans and cis alike: "Trans men talking to cisgender men can really let them understand that it's okay to become the kind of man that you want to be, not the man that you are taught to be," Angel says. Watch and learn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=10&v=2utditm0ow8

 

 

Nicki Minaj put in a surprise appearance on SNL and actually made the song "The Hills" sexier.

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Is "The Hills" the sexiest song we have right now? As a nation? We thought so, but then Nicki Minaj showed up to debut the new remix, which includes a verse from her. It's...explicit. It turns out even very sexy songs can get sexier. It's cool that Nicki even has time to make music right now, considering she has a show coming out and seems to spend most of her days giving reporters and Miley Cyrus the smackdown. But she does:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EusT7GqGZbg

Owie! If you've somehow avoided this tune, you might know its author The Weeknd from his contribution to the 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack, which is coincidentally ALSO very sexy. It's his brand! Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waU75jdUnYw

 

Jared Leto and Mark Ruffalo went to New York Comic Con in extremely creepy disguises.

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Stars! They're just like us! They nerd out at Comic Con!

But because they are our real-life equivalent of superheroes—worshipped, so impeccably beautiful that they can save all of humanity—they couldn't show their true faces. 

Jared Leto, The Joker from the villain supergroup Suicide Squad, and Mark Ruffalo, from the hero supergroup The Avengers, went undercover at Comic Con to celebrate people geeking out over their characters and not just them as actors. 

Taking a tip out of the Bryan Cranston playbook, Leto and Ruffalo wore masks to walk around the convention floor, but neither of them wore masks of their own faces, unless Leto is secretly a baboon. 

"I am the one who masks."

Leto was quite the JOKER (hahahahahahaha) and disguised his beautiful visage with a baboon face, his eyes sticking out of his nostrils.

https://instagram.com/p/8tmBCmzBTp/

He even posed with someone dressed as himself.

https://twitter.com/JaredLeto/status/653326938749161473

Ruffalo managed to be even LESS glamorous, as this creepy dude with a droopy cigar.

https://instagram.com/p/8rG7eALDe2/?taken-by=markruffalohttps://instagram.com/p/8rHL-yrDfc/?taken-by=markruffalo

This is a beautiful lesson. Be kind to everyone you meet, because they could be a celebrity in disguise.

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