A 13-year-old girl wrote a letter to the Obamas complaining about her brother and got the ultimate revenge.

October 27, 2015, 9:02 am

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A few months ago, thirteen-year-old Ayla wrote to the Obamas about her experience with sexism in sports. Mostly, she was annoyed with her brother for being a pain about women's soccer and claiming boys are better at sports than girls. It's a surprisingly common attitude among people in our nation, especially considering the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team are the only ones bringing home a World Cup lately. Well, jokes on you, Ayla's brother and anyone else who thinks boys are better at sports, because Ayla went to the White House to introduce the President as he ceremonially congratulated the Women's National Team.

“It makes me mad that people do not treat girls equally. Plus a lot of girls are better at sports than boys. So all I am...

Posted by The White House on Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Ayla got to meet the President and her heroes. Starting at about minute 19 below, you can see Ayla read her letter and introduce President Obama, who takes a swipe at her brother that everyone cheers after. Poor little guy. He learned today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEG6OURbnxw

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October 27, 2015, 9:10 am

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Right-wingers are eager to point out the supposed Muslim conspiracy in everything, from everything related to the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama to the recent health risk warning on bacon. 

Bacon, a food that is forbiddenby Muslim dietary laws, was just found by the World Health Organization to increase the risk of colorectal cancer. Coincidence?!?!?! Racist alarmists on the Internet think not. The way they see it, eating bacon increases the risk of cancer, but not eating bacon increases the risk of Sharia law ruling America.  

It's only a matter of time before people chant, "They're taking away our bacon!" like they do about "taking away our guns."

https://twitter.com/AwakeDeborah/status/658804777921421312https://twitter.com/1690OrangeLily/status/658740113841721344https://twitter.com/MeredithMarsha1/status/658691666799415296https://twitter.com/josephwillits/status/658644725868662784https://twitter.com/Bleeever/status/658805312732971008https://twitter.com/ThisIsEnglandI/status/658918406205345793https://twitter.com/ABiCduckie/status/658684312129306624https://twitter.com/paulpmcr/status/657449878767931393https://twitter.com/stevenlp/status/658990794766880768

Spoon forever with this 8-foot-tall teddy bear from Costco.

October 27, 2015, 9:27 am

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The weather's getting colder, the nights are getting longer, and seasonal depression is creepin' up on you like a boss trying to read your gchats. But don't worry, all of your problems will melt away when this 8-foot-tall Teddy Bear makes you his little spoon.

https://instagram.com/p/81EiQ3t1u-/?tagged=costcobear

They say money can't buy happiness, but that's dumb because money can buy this bear for $179.00 at Costco.

https://twitter.com/CostcoConoiseur/status/557336574908985344

Everyone is going nuts for this Teddy. Babies love it.

https://twitter.com/kimberryc4/status/657825955369480192

Hunks adore it.

https://instagram.com/p/9U-cRshYeE/?tagged=costco

Even certified fork lift drivers are like...

https://twitter.com/amandahale/status/658768007892725761

They also have a 5-foot-tall one, but please. Can a 5-foot-tall bear do this?

https://instagram.com/p/8rTJnTC58i/?tagged=costcobear

Delivery is included, but bringing him home yourself is half the fun.

https://instagram.com/p/ru_Mu_zCyf/?tagged=giantcostcobearhttps://instagram.com/p/9D5H-ANVli/?tagged=costcobearhttps://twitter.com/StuffedTeddy/status/641790415327350784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

So, go ahead and buy enough to replace your friends and family.

https://instagram.com/p/9VfFGaDEk0/?tagged=costcohttps://twitter.com/StuffedTeddy/status/631967115512283136

They really don't take up that much space. 

https://instagram.com/p/9V2lZWvRI7/?tagged=costco

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October 27, 2015, 9:30 am

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Marc Jacobs takes to Instagram to unload on a reporter who criticized his love of orgies.

October 27, 2015, 9:40 am

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Marc Jacobs took to Instagram to slam New York Post reporter Maureen Callahan for criticizing his storied career and even more storied sexual appetites. Jacobs, who was previously best known on Instagram for accidentally showing the tip of his dong, took aim at the editorial style of the New York Post, and the reporter herself, for creating a sensationalist story at his expense:

https://instagram.com/p/9U6t-RmJAA/?taken-by=themarcjacobs

Girl, I think I understand your pain. You're a sick woman. It must be such a sad, unfulfilling and lonely existence to get paid for "writing" (I use the term loosely) an article put together from out of context information "written" by other journalists over a period of time, for different periodicals, in different countries. I can't even imagine your suffering having made a life and name working for what has to be the worlds worst, trashiest, and most irresponsible of "newspapers" (LOL)! I can imagine the powerful and fulfilling feeling you must feel with each piece you "write" that helps yourself and your readers feel better about their lives by putting down others who are so fortunate as to have been blessed with a genuine passion for creation. Those creative individuals who like everyone else has feelings, a sexual appetite, "issues", character defects, and professional ups and downs. If you were a real writer and not the parasite feeding off of the successes and failures of others I wouldn't bother writing my thoughts here. I do feel sorry for you. Please know you are in my prayers. I hope you will someday find something, somewhere that gives you pleasure...and not at another's expense. Should that moment happen for you, please don't thank me. I only wish the best for everyone. Even you. Sincerely and disrespectfully, Marc (Jacobs).

Damn girl, Marc Jacobs is praying for you. As for the sexual appetites of this creative individual, he also had a cheeky response to the Post for reporting on his recent orgy:

https://instagram.com/p/9U9cR2mJC6/?taken-by=themarcjacobs

Wild??? I'd say "MILD". And to whichever guest benefitted [sic] from calling this misinformation into the Post, I only wish you good health, happiness, and a long life to enjoy taking advantage of the kindness of strangers and talking shit about others.

It takes a lot of balls to host an orgy and publicly defy anyone who judges it. Marc Jacobs has demonstrated that he is bulletproof. Maybe next time he should have orgy attendees sign an agreement that they won't talk to the press. If he does, he'll probably post the form on Instagram. Stay tuned for that.

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October 27, 2015, 10:00 am

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A middle school was put on lockdown because of one creepy man's love of Justin Bieber.

October 27, 2015, 10:10 am

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A guy who just wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs into a microphone ended up terrifying Bieber's real fanbase: middle school students.

 Dunbar Middle School in West Virginia was put on lockdown — a scary, serious precaution — when a crazy dude burst into the school.

ABC West Virginia described the incident:

On Tuesday morning, police said a man did enter the school and came into the main office while the morning announcements were being made. The man said he wanted to sing Justin Bieber songs to students.

Students went on a precautionary lockdown before police could come to the scene. The aspiring singer was put in handcuffs, and taken to the hospital.

This is what karaoke bars are for, man.

Jean Claude Van Damme hacked by obsessed former employee who exposed a bulging secret.

October 27, 2015, 10:23 am

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Actor and martial artist Jean-Claude Van Damme's Twitter account appears to have been hacked by a man named Waleed Al-Telbany. Waleed seems to have worked for Jean-Claude in the past, which may explain why he had access to his password. It doesn't really explain much else though, like why that password wasn't changed before Waleed was inspired to do this:

It's unclear if Waleed also hacked into Jean-Claude's Facebook account and added the photo below, but they did know each other well enough to take a picture on a boat once, at least:

Then someone else with account access started tweeting out warnings to Jean-Claude's followers, and sad pleas for help:

 

Which only angered the mysterious Waleed further.

Which culminated in Waleed sharing this photo that appears to suggest Van Damme photoshopped his bicep to look bigger:

Jean-Claude Van Daaaaaaaaaaamn, you busted, JCVD! Make peace with Waleed, he knows how to hit you where it hurts.

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Florida man is already camping out for Black Friday, but he has a good reason.

October 27, 2015, 10:45 am

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Last Sunday, Kevin Sutton pitched a tent in front of the Best Buy at the Florida Mall in Orlando, and he will be staying there until Black Friday. With a 33-day campaign, Sutton is on track to beat the record for the longest time waiting in line for Black Friday, which is currently 22 days, set by two women in California last year.

But the electronics-store-based stunt is just a Trojan horse to accomplish Sutton's real goal, which is actually cooler than a TV that responds to voice commands.

"I want to bring awareness to the homeless children here in Central Florida," he explains. There are currently 13,000 homeless children in the area, and Sutton is raising money and accepting donations for the Love Pantry, a nonprofit that provides hot meals after school. He'll be staying in his tent, living only off of donated food and drink, and using the Best Buy bathroom during business hours.

Even though that's not the goal, here's hoping Sutton gets some sweet gadgets next month. 

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October 27, 2015, 11:00 am

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October 27, 2015, 12:00 pm

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How to make a self-carving pumpkin using dry ice (and a funny Russian accent if you have one).

October 27, 2015, 12:03 pm

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This instructional Youtube video is called 'How to Carve a Pumpkin with Dry Ice.' It's easily one of the bestpumpkin carving videos of the year. Spoiler alert: you will need to use a knife...to carve a pumpkin. A more accurate title would be "Hilarious Russian guy uses dry ice to make fog come out of a pumpkin that he carved with a knife, but it's still really cool, although he definitely used a knife to carve it and not dry ice." That's probably not as catchy though, so let's just go with his. 

The fog is really cool, but it's Crazy Russian Hacker himself who steals the show (and touches dry ice with his bare hands, don't do that.)  This is a hilarious video you'll be quoting for days, "Safety is #1 priority, yeah pumpkin helmet!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-Omt-naMQ

Boom!

The newest viral zit popping video is like none you've seen before.

October 27, 2015, 12:05 pm

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Everyone loves zit popping videos. Actually, that's not true. A lot of people hate zit popping videos, but the people who love them REALLY love them. And for those people, Christmas just came early.

This video, showing what appears to be a large cyst or boil on a young man's side, has gone viral in the past few days for two reasons. First, it's exquisitely disgusting. Second, the whole family is watching and providing colorful commentary for the entire three-minute pop session.

Related: The best gross-but-mesmerizing videos of stuff being pulled out of the human body.

When first squeezed, it seems like some dark discharge is bubbling out of the skin, but after a moment it vanishes, revealing a bizarre yellow protuberance. The family extracts this surprisingly large object, with cries of "Oh my heck," only to leave what looks like nothing so much as a bullet hole on the poor man's flank. Then, after some extensive pus-draining, the pop is complete. It's perfect.

https://youtu.be/4Z9rfahe1ww?t=5s

If pimplepoppings were Renaissance masterpieces, this one would be the Mona Lisa. 

Demi Lovato did a surprise show at a bar when a go-go dancer upstaged her with his own little guest.

October 27, 2015, 12:40 pm

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Singer Demi Lovato appeared recently at an NYC gay bar called The Monster to put on a fun surprise performance, but got upstaged by a total dick and his huge boner. You can see on her face when he enters the scene that she's glimpsed the offending member, but Demi just moves on with her life and keeps things professional. Hard to say if the go-go dancer is keeping it professional or not, because displaying his erect penis might be part of his job. Except the dancers on the back line are giggling, so, probably not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw_13Hrwoi0

At least someone with a penis is finally confident in himself. And what's wrong with that, Demi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLRQn61oUY

15 last-minute Halloween costumes that look way less half-assed than they are.

October 27, 2015, 12:54 pm

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You can either work for weeks making your Halloween costume, or you can be the person who shows up for the Halloween party in one of those dreadful "This is my costume" T-shirts. There's got to be a better way! Here are some funny and clever costumes you can throw together the day or night before with only your favorite kind of effort: minimal.

1. 50 shades of bad puns.

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2. When it's time to Halloween party, we will Halloween party hard!

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3. Hey, boo, you're a sexy ghost.

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4. Hidely-ho, Halloween-o!

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5. It's all good in (Mister Rogers' Neighbor)'Hood.

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6. Be the Old Spice guy and show off those abs, bro.

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7. Step one: cut a hole in the box.

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8. Cat ears + "Stevens" = Cat Stevens.

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9. To counter the three dozen Walt and Jesses at your Halloween party.

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10. Your costume can "milk" a controversy.

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11. Nemo's Halloween nightmare.

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12. Saw this on FakeBlock.

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13. A teenage werewolf from the movie Teenage Werewolf.

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14. So little effort even a grumpy cat could do it.

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15. We can do it (with basically a bandana and a shirt)!

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October 27, 2015, 1:00 pm

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This 'Toy Story' uber-fan built an exact replica of Andy's room.

October 27, 2015, 1:00 pm

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A Toy Story fan built an exact replica of Andy's room with his friends, and it's pretty freakin' impressive. A Tumblr-er who goes by The Pixarist is a self-described "Disney/Pixar Fanatic," specifically obsessed with Toy Story 3. He recently published photos of the room, and they are blowing up on the Internet. Here is the front part of it:

And here are some compare and contrast shots, accompanied by his notes:

It may sound a bit obsessive, but we tried incredibly hard to make sure that every little detail was captured. For example, there is a white board next to Andy’s desk that we, for the most part, replicated perfectly. 

A lot of time was spent on Andy’s desk. Before we renovated it, it was an old, broken brown desk. It was really awesome fixing it up for our remake though because it used to belong to my grandmother.  

One of my favorite aspects of Andy’s room in Toy Story 3 is his door. I just love the dart board, scattered stickers and posters on it. It really gives off the teenager-vibe. With that said, I absolutely loved recreating it for our room. I still can’t believe we managed to find that dart board…and for only $5 at a thrift shop. Score!

Some my other favorite details we captured in our real-life Andy’s room can be seen in this still from the film.

 Altogether, the project took them about two years.

When my friends and I began recreating Toy Story 3 in late 2011, we knew that we would have to create a full scale Andy’s room. I mean, let’s face it. You can’t successfully recreate Toy Story 3 without a realistic looking Andy’s room. It took about 2 years of work, but it was totally worth it. It’s the room that most of us grew up wishing we had. From the hardwood floor to the bright white woodwork, it’s all there.

It's the perfect bachelor pad, if you're into that kind of stuff.

Prince is going Instagram crazy and/or appears to not understand Instagram.

October 27, 2015, 1:00 pm

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International man of music and mystery Prince joined Instagram a few days ago. In that short time, one thing has become apparent: Prince does not understand how to use Instagram. Well, that's not exactly right — it's become apparent that when it comes to Instagram, Prince is happy to do the same thing he always does: throw conventions into the fire, and then play hot guitar licks while those conventions burn. 

In a little under a week, Prince has posted 91 photos and videos that are pretty much all either old publicity shots or cameraphone videos of computers that are playing Prince songs. Yes, really:

https://instagram.com/p/9WU-VRGLa-/?taken-by=prince

He's also experimenting with emoji usage:

https://instagram.com/p/9KW0_pGLai/?taken-by=prince

Oh, and there are the 13 photos in the middle of his Instagram feed that spell out, of course, Princestagram:

https://instagram.com/p/9KMuweGLZ7/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMrxxmLZy/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMpqLmLZs/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMnpgmLZm/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMRg5mLZG/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMPRUmLZC/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMM1BGLY8/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KMKH-GLY3/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KLmmhmLYI/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KLjdLGLYA/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KLgKamLX7/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KLUftmLXw/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KLMPumLXe/?taken-by=prince

And he's posted anything else Prince-related he can find, including Prince nail art...

https://instagram.com/p/9KA_dSGLXk/?taken-by=prince

...Prince-related memes...

https://instagram.com/p/9J2pK1GLVd/?taken-by=princehttps://instagram.com/p/9KG-E5GLRn/?taken-by=prince

...and this.

https://instagram.com/p/9KHmyymLSe/?taken-by=prince

As always, Prince, thank you for bestowing your weirdness upon us.

That "leggings ain't pants" vid inspired Fox News to assemble a creepy panel of leering dads.

October 27, 2015, 1:19 pm

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This segment from Fox and Friends is so bafflingly sexist and creepy, it feels like they're just deliberately trolling anyone who still cares anymore. If you didn't see it, a woman ranting about how "leggings ain't pants" went viral earlier this week, and everyone just loved the sassy down-home truth bombs in it. In the clip below, host Steve Doocy has assembled a panel of "esteemed fathers" to look at women who are not their daughters and decide whether they'd let their female children wear leggings. But then grown women who dress themselves without anyone's permission come out, the guys kind of get horny over them, and some Freudian stuff goes on. Watch and feel your jaw drop:

Incredibly, Willie Robertson of Duck Dynastyactually comes out looking relatively liberal, in the sense that he doesn't seem to actually give two sh*ts what the women in his family wear. On the other hand, he's also the only one wearing a bandana. Fox's Arthur Aidala grills his co-panelist about the fact he allows his girls who are still in diapers to wear leggings, asking "Look into the future, what's gonna happen!" Hopefully, they won't still be wearing diapers, sir, and can also pick out their own damn clothes.

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October 27, 2015, 1:55 pm

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You know when your favorite movie is on TV and you get so excited? Like you just get so freakin' turnt up that you start playing with your stuffed animalsreal hard? Then your sister just sits there like a bump on a log, as if it's not the best movie in the entire world? So you're like forget her, she doesn't know sh*t, and also you're a dog?  No? Well, then apparently you're not Stryker the Belgian Malinois. This cute pup is a bit of a film buff, but his absolute favorite flick is Disney's Bolt. (It's about a dog, duh.)

In the video below, you can see Stryker completely lose it, while his little sister Meeka doesn't quite feel the same. (She's probably waiting for Magic Mike XXL to come on.) It's adorable how jazzed he gets, especially when he sees Bolt, the little cartoon dog, come on screen. Stryker's owner posted on YouTube,"He goes nuts in the opening scene where they are running through the streets. Watch him pick up his toys and shake them when he gets mad that he can't get to Bolt." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyECqbUx7zI

Movies on demand, and chew toys for days. Raise your paw if you wish you were this dog.