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The saddest part about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield breaking up is how long it took you to find out.

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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield broke up. Months ago. And they didn't tell their closest confidant, the tabloids, until now. This is such a difficult situation, especially for the public, who is owed detailed and comprehensive information about the personal lives of celebrities at all times. 

A source told Us Weekly that the pair broke up "a couple months ago" after taking a break last April, and that they're "on good terms with each other and remain close." Meanwhile, the past four years of everyone in the world's lives have basically been pointless now.

:'(

Stone and Garfield met while filming The Amazing Spider-Man. They were known for not directly talking about their relationship and for holding up signs about important causes when paparazzi photographers followed them.

https://twitter.com/Pearlulla/status/247700804004352000

Well, it looks like Zooey Deschanel and her husband, who's tragically not even famous, might be the new celebrity couple with the most cute cred. This is getting bleak.


This woman shut down a Planned Parenthood protest by harnessing the power of yeast infections.

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A woman shut down a Planned Parenthood protest by chanting about yeast infections and it was surprisingly effective. Mary Numair is a 29-year-old from Portland, Oregon who was treated for a UTI and a yeast infection by Planned Parenthood when she was 20. She started noticing protesters outside the PP chapter by her office, holding signs with slogan such as "abortions kill children." She decided to combat the protest by holding up a sign and chanting "yeast infection" over and over, and guess what? It worked.

https://twitter.com/MaryNumair/status/658422128258125824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

According to Numair, the protesters tried to shield their children's ears from her chants, but gave up and left after they realized they couldn't. 

https://twitter.com/MaryNumair/status/658445740637732864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/MaryNumair/status/658422972894584836?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Her counter-protest was a great success. Sure, some guy drove by and called her a "whore," but hey, ya can't please everyone. 

TV presenter fired after she was groped by her co-host and walked off mid-show, but was it all staged?

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In the clip below you'll see two television co-hosts of the Mexican program A Toda Maquina (On All Cylinders) have a bit of an altercation, but it may not be what it seems. In it, Tania Reza is wearing a gold necklace that her co-host Enrique Tovar inexplicably comes over to fondle, and then...he lingers. On her boobies

After Tania is like, "I can't work like this!" Enrique adds insult to injury by apologizing for her and saying she's hormonal. It's like a textbook conversation between a violated woman and misogynist. Almost too textbook. After the clip went viral in Mexico, sparking outrage towards Enrique and the show, the two co-hosts came forward and confessed the whole thing was staged.

The Daily Mail reports that the two appeared in another broadcast where they happily insist they're friends, ha ha, gotcha. Tania said, "We're friends, we get on well and there was never any harassment." And a much less handsy Enrique added, "It was all very misconstrued, and we never thought it would go viral like it has...We're the best of friends in real life. We eat out together and we slap each other, on the bottom sometimes."

And then they both got fired! The Mexican media firm Televisa conducted an internal investigation and released this statement:

Televisa categorically condemns this and any type of harassment, as clearly outlined in our code of ethics. As a result we would like to inform you that both presenters have been dismissed.

We urge Tania Reza that if what happened on the programme differs from her initial statement to our human resources staff, she communicates it to us so we can support her in her subsequent complaint.

So it seems like even though she's been fired, the HR department that investigated her suspect she's lying about lying. She also posted a somewhat cryptic response to her Facebook page (especially for those of us reading the translation from Spanish to English):

GRACIAS A TODOS POR SUS COMENTARIOS Y MUESTRAS DE AFECTO. LAMENTABLEMENTE EN ESTAS SITUACIONES EXISTEN PRESIONES POR...

Posted by Tania Reza on Monday, October 26, 2015

It says (kinda):

Thanks to everyone for their comments and samples of affection. Unfortunately in these situations there are pressures on the part of the "companies and obligations to say" (or even record) that I'm guilty and people washing their hands. I've never cut, you are almost 6 years in this company. So like I always say to give you my people. And to try to get out the truth. If I'm forced to remove this, at least you let him in my social networks. Thanks to those who are with me, and God for the front.

And the first comment seems to support the idea that she is hiding something and should come forward:

It reads (kinda):

If you speak up and complain, your case will serve as an example for many women in this country who are victims of violence.

Verdict: no one really knows, but it seems like a huge mess for all involved. Though the lesson that you should never touch your co-worker's boobs remains relevant.

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This guy's jealous text rant to his girlfriend had an unexpected payoff.

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Cheating is a sh*tty thing to do if you're in a relationship, which is why people go hard against philanderers. Whether it's dumping a cheating husband via billboard on his route to work, or making money selling his or her possessions, cheating begets strong reactions that can turn into Internet gold.

When a guy named Jack Lampe suspected that his girlfriend Ellie was cheating on him, this text exchange transpired:

https://twitter.com/EllieWardX/status/658397153581076481

Here is the exchange, up close and personal:

HAHAHAHA!!! Scott Chegg!! It's the British delicacy, a Scotch Egg! It was a joke!!

It's a classic example of British humour (being spelled with a "U" isn't the only difference). British humour and American humor can be quite different, which is why America needed its own Office. The British Office, incidentally, had a running joke about this very food item: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDsfzJXGAo8

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Anorexia survivor's chilling post about tasteless "Anna Rexia" Halloween costume goes viral.

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An anorexia survivor went public to point out just how messed up the "Anna Rexic" skeleton Halloween costume is: a crazy amount of messed up. Jessi Davin is a 26-year-old recovering anorexic who posted a takedown of the aforementioned costume on Tumblr two years ago. Now that Halloween is coming up, the post is going viral again. Here's the aforementioned costume, which you can still purchase from Halloween stores online:

You can never be too rich or too thin. Knit dress with glitter screenprint. Includes headband, choker neckband, removable "Anna Rexia" badge and ribbon tie belt.

In response, Jessi posted "Real sexy, huh? Not Really. This is 'Anna Rexia's' real monstrous face," with the following images of her treatment:

Jessi in the hospital.
Jessi in the hospital but wearing a yellow shirt.

 

Jessi celebrating New Year's in the hospital.

She concluded the post with the following message. 

Think Anorexia is funny? Sorry. I am a survivor and find NOTHING cute about this.

Wanna dress up like an Anorexic? All it takes is:

  • 4 years of hospitalization 
  • A nasogastric feeding-tube because you’ve starved yourself so much that your body doesn’t recognize food as a good thing and tries to attack itself.
  • Re-Feeding Syndrome, which can kill you. 
  • Emotional struggles for years. 
  • A father crying and pleading on his knees begging for you to get help
  • A mother who cries every time she sees you because you look and SMELL like death.
  • Holidays missed, birthdays crying in a hospital.
  • Almost every major organ in your body failing.
  • A shower chair - because you can’t stand in the shower because you’re too weak and the warm water could make you pass out.
  • A wheelchair, because you are too weak to walk and it could make you go into cardiac arrest.
  • A lifetime of medications for anxiety and the health issues “Anna Rexia” caused.
  • Plenty of money for multiple ER trips due to “Anna Rexia” even in recovery.
  • And if you don’t get help like I do, or even if you do, a coffin. Because I’ve lost more friends to this eating disorder then anything I’ve ever faced.

I almost died from this. I know it’s supposed to be funny and shit and yeah I get that, but seriously. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. Anorexia is nothing to party about or laugh at. It’s real, it’s deadly, and should not be marketed as a slutty outfit.

Want to dress as “Anna Rexia”? Just go as a Vampire, or a Zombie. Because 1/3 of us are dead.

Jessi is now married and pregnant. She's back in the hospital, however, since her disease has made her pregnancy a high-risk one. 

https://twitter.com/jessithebuckeye/status/655489223273766912

Stay away from Anna Rexia, folks. Go with Skele-boner instead. 

Here are the 15 stupidest things students have been arrested for.

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Students get arrested for stupid stuff all the time. Not a day goes by when you don't read about some high school kid being put in cuffs by adults who are either too stupid to realize what they are doing or just have massive sticks up their asses. Their stories may come and go, but their ability to make us shake our heads at the education system will never be forgotten. Let's all take a moment to honor those brave martyrs whose sneezes were interpreted as terrorist threats, whose mechanical pencils were mistaked for nuclear warheads, and whose stories remind us how great it is not to be in school anymore.

1. For writing about killing a dinosaur.

The dinosaur hate crime perpetrator.

A 16-year-old from Summerville High School in South Carolina was arrested for writing about killing a dinosaur as part of an assignment. The assignment was to write a fake Facebook status, so he wrote "I killed my neighbor's pet dinosaur," and for a follow-up status, "I bought the gun to take care of the business." They then called the cops on him. They didn't find anything when they searched him, but still arrested him anyways. 

Didn't he know that threats against prehistoric beasts are a first degree felony?

2. For throwing a baby carrot at a teacher.

https://www.facebook.com/cbs6wtvr/posts/10153260024452426

A 14-year-old middle schooler from Virginia was arrested on charges of assault and battery for throwing a baby carrot at a teacher. According to the news agency's legal expert, steamed or boiled carrots are not considered weapons, but if that baby's raw, you're asking for trouble:

"If it's a soft carrot, it may not be as offensive,” said CBS 6 legal expert Todd Stone.  “But if it's a raw carrot, you don't have to have an injury or show you were hurt to prove a battery. It just has to be an offensive, vindictive touch. That's what the law says."

The investigation also involved doing an examination of the aforementioned root vegetable, which is rather hilarious:

Ah yeah, a 1.75 incher. They used those during the Gulf War.

Let's take a moment to honor all those we have lost to carrot violence.

3. For purchasing sparkling water.

"I just wanted to make my juice fizzly."

Elizabeth Daly, at the time a 21-year-old UVA student, was arrested in 2013 for purchasing a 12-pack of LaCroix sparkling water. Seven plainclothes agents from the state's Alcoholic Beverage Control office thought she was purchasing alcohol underage, and swarmed her car after she left the supermarket with the goods. One of the agents was carrying a gun. They showed her and her roommates (who were also in the car) their badges, but the young girls couldn't see them clearly, so they thought they were being assaulted by seven random dudes. They drove away, and were then pulled over by an identifiable car with sirens. Daly explained the mix-up to them, but they charged her with three felonies anyway: "one count of eluding police and two counts of assaulting a law enforcement officer." She spent the night in jail.

She later sued the agency and got a $212,500 settlement, and as a society, we came one step closer to accepting seltzer drinkers as equal citizens. 

4. For kissing a 14-year-old girl on a dare.

The scene of the crime.

A 13-year-old boy from Maryland was charged with second degree assault for kissing a 14-year-old girl on the cheek on a dare. Second degree assault in Maryland is a misdemeanor that "carries a maximum potential sentence of 10 years."

In his defense, it was a double dog dare.

5. For bringing a homemade clock to school.

https://twitter.com/anildash/status/644020453724585984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Remember this?

6. For taking a nude pic...of themselves. 

What perverts!

Two 16-year-olds in North Carolina were arrested for having nudes of themselves and each other, even though they are both dating and totally cool with it. They are being charged with sex crimes against themselves. During the court proceedings, they will run between the defense and prosecution like they're in a screwball comedy, using wigs and funny voices to distinguish their characters.

7. For a sarcastic tweet.

All-American smartass.

A Minnesota high school senior was arrested over a sarcastic tweet. Reid Sagehorn was a member of the National Honor Society, and the captain for the football and basketball teams at Rogers High School at the time of his arrest. Someone anonymously tweeted at him asking if he had made out with their teacher. He sarcastically responded, "Actually, yeah." The school then launched an investigation, and suspended him for 2 months for "damaging the teacher's reputation." He was also threatened with a felony. 

8. For making a paper airplane.

Watch out, it's a bomb!!!!

A Texas legal rights group reported that a student was once arrested for making a deadly homemade weapon known as a "paper airplane."

9. For spilling crumbs on the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2b_twCCdw

School guards broke a middle-school student's arm and arrested her for leaving cake crumbs on the cafeteria floor and not cleaning them up. This is either a prime example of excessive force used on students, or a dude who just really hates to see cake go to waste.

10. For burping.

Criminal.

A 13-year-old from Albuquerque was arrested and sent to a juvenile detention center for burping in class. The teacher reported him after the burp for "disrupting class," and even though he apologized, he was still taken away. They then evaluated the threat he posed at the detention center:

At the detention center, the boy was given a risk assessment by the staff and scored a minus 2 on a scale of 1 to 10 – “meaning he posed a less than zero risk to the community or himself,” the suit said.

This isn't the first time he got in trouble with the school—he was previously falsely accused of selling marijuana. He later sued the school for using excessive force and violating his civil fights. The outcome of the case is unknown, but let's hope he won and let out a nasty belch in the courtroom as a victory cry.

11. For doodling.

At-risk doodler.

A 12-year-old in New York City was arrested for doodling in class, as part of the school's "no tolerance" policy for disciplinary infractions. According to the news report, she was handcuffed and taken to the police station, sobbing the whole time. That same report also mentions previous incidents in which students were arrested for writing on desks and putting stickers on the walls. Perhaps a "some tolerance" policy is in order.

12. For wielding a plastic butter knife.

It was even less dangerous than this non-plastic butterknife.

An 11-year-old in Florida was arrested for bringing a plastic butter knife to school. According to a report, the student was "handcuffed, taken to jail, and charged with a third-degree felony." That's the same type of felony people get charged with for "theft of an automobile" and "carrying a handgun without a permit."

13. For farting.

He's definitely trying to put the blame on someone else.

Burping isn't the only bodily eruption that will land you in handcuffs. A 13-year-old student in Florida was arrested for letting it rip:

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.

So shitty.

14. For doing a science experiment.

She and Ahmed should get coffee.

Despite being a high-achieving student, a Florida teen was charged with a felony for doing science. She mixed toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil in a water bottle, a popular YouTube experiment that creates a small, relatively harmless explosion. She was expelled from school, and "charged with possession/discharge of a weapon on school grounds and discharging a destructive device." Luckily her charges were dropped due to the public outrage. She's since graduated and is attending a STEM program at a Florida Polytechnic University.

Toilet bowl cleaner and foil should definitely not be considered a weapon. Diet Coke and Mentos, on the other hand, is a different story.

15. For texting.

"BRB gonna put this phone in my butt."

A high-schooler was arrested on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge for texting in class. After cops came to investigate the teacher's complaints, they searched the student and found the phone in her butt (okay, they said her "buttocks area," but still, that sounds like her butt). Don't they get that texting in class is way less offensive than searching a high school girl's butt?


Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler's first meeting had all the elements of a meet-cute.

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Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler have worked together a lot over the years. You laughed at them in The Wedding Singer. You were charmed by them in 50 First Dates. You read hilariously awful reviews about them in Blended. But how did they partner up? Barrymore told Howard Stern about their first introduction, and it sounds like a scene out of a rom-com they would be in.

The two met up at a coffee shop after Barrymore had "a vision" that they should be in a movie together. Even though they'd never met, she wanted to propose that they be "a modern, weird, like, Hepburn-Tracy old Hollywood couple." But when they arrived, they had totally opposite vibes. How would they ever work it out?

We looked like the worst blind date you’ve ever seen. I showed up with purple hair and a leopard coat and he was in his classic cargo pants.

Barrymore, who was also wearing pink platforms, thought Sandler would have to see past her appearance to understand why they're a great match (but not until act three):

We looked like a frat boy and a Picadilly Circus ridiculous, bad combo.

Sandlymoore

Ultimately, Sandler was successfully moved by Barrymore's charming, quirky, loving plea for why they should be together:

Listen, I really believe that you and I could get together and do something meaningful.

Then a Sara Bareilles song probably started playing.

https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/drewbarrymore_sandler

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Cats shaking themselves dry in slow motion will make you want to shake a cat. But don't!

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Cats normally seems so neat and self-contained, especially next to sloppy-mouthed dogs who are always rolling in crap and then shaking said crap off onto your dinner plate. But it turns out, cat faces are basically a cleverly-arranged façade of loose skin and mucus. That sounds very gross, but this video is only a little gross. It's mostly a cool look at our domestic kitty friends that gives you plenty of opportunities to think about how weird it must be to have two sets of eyelids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VRvUg_xHq8

Also, it gives you a second to think about how useful it would be if you could lick your eye crusties off with your own tongue. Delish!

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Paralympian with one leg continues his winning Halloween tradition with tasty 2015 costume.

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Author and motivational speaker, Josh Sundquist lost his leg to cancer when he was just a kid. But as he says on Twitter,"When life gives you lemons, make Halloween costumes." For the past few years, Sundquist's been crushing it with his hilariously creative one of a kind looks, and this year's no exception. 

https://twitter.com/JoshSundquist/status/658642117049360384

He's been a half eaten gingerbread man...

The lamp from A Christmas Story...

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

A flamingo...

Look closely, the flamingo's head is Josh's foot.

A foosball player...

Sundquist is also a member of the US Amputee soccer team.

Finally, we come to 2015. What did Josh dress as this year? DRUMROLL, PLEASE! (drumdrumdrumdrumdrumdrum) 2015's costume is an International Pancake House. 

https://twitter.com/JoshSundquist/status/658734888330395648

That IHOP hops! 

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Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.

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When Kate Moss famously said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," she had probably forgotten what ice cream tastes like (or she was drunk). That shit is great, and you can eat it in moderation and still live a totally healthy life. But you know what's not great? Reminding yourself how much you need to do to "work something off" every time you eat it, because nothing rips the joy out of tasting something delicious like worrying about immediately expunging the calories from your body. 

That, however, is exactly what the new diet-shaming workout shirts from designer Moschino do, because apparently, Moschino's slogan is "enjoy nothing." 

What kind of monster eats a burger without fries?
That ice cream is going to fall off that cone immediately. Have you ever even seen an ice cream cone, Moschino?

The line also includes a fun bonus shirt that's just straight-up fat-shaming.

Pretty sure being 100% fat free would also make you 100% dead. Oh! Maybe this is supposed to be a line of workout shirts for dead people.

The shirts are listed for a mere $135 a pop, so at the very least, the only assholes who buy these shirts will be the sort of assholes who also think it's a good idea to spend $130 on a shirt that's made to be pit-stained. 


Khloé Kardashian has an excuse for blabbing to 'People’ about Lamar’s brain trauma.

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It turns out that Khloé Kardashian was actually contractually obligated to talk to People about Lamar Odom, so anyone criticizing her for insensitivity can relax. And they can also, like, jump in a pool or take a walk to cool down. Earlier today, People released this week's cover story, in which the tallest Kardashian talks about Odom, their relationship, and her book. But she wants all the haters to know that she actually did most of the interview before Odom's recent medical issues, and because of her contract, she had to give a brief update about the events.

https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659372359837585409https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659372458395369472https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659372630064037892https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659372650297294849https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659374409262632960https://twitter.com/khloekardashian/status/659375090044301313

In conclusion, everybody chill.

People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.

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People are hardcore freaking out over the "Zola story," a Detroit Hooters waitress' tale of a crazy weekend in Florida. The narrator is a one  @_zolarmoon, who told the story over a series of tweets last night. It was deleted after going viral, but thankfully the screenshots have been saved. Here it is, in its glorious entirety (Warning: It's pretty graphic and pretty long.):

People started doubting the authenticity of her claims, so she posted some photo evidence as a response:

People on Twitter started pointing to real news stories in speculation that they were related to Zola's tale:

https://twitter.com/americxnt/status/659265562460090369https://twitter.com/Lestruth/status/659288213526347776

This Instagram post is allegedly Jesse commenting on Zola's Instagram, angry that Zola brought up everything again:

 If it is true, people have argued that it shouldn't be taken as lightly as the Internet is currently taking it:

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/659395378668670976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/LipstickYoda/status/659399989702041600

It doesn't seem like it's true, though. Zola retweeted this —

https://twitter.com/Richie_l0c0/status/659396914966716416

— in addition to tweeting this:

https://twitter.com/_zolarmoon/status/659344728622788608

"Jess" also changed her Instagram with the following bio:

NEW PAGE! Stop harassing me! that zolo story isn't true at all.

That didn't stop people from having a blast with it over Twitter. Casting suggestions were offered for the film adaptation:

https://twitter.com/brazillmatic/status/659398723122929664https://twitter.com/momodamermaid/status/659348638292951040https://twitter.com/ThatDudeMCFLY/status/659286763773427712

This tweeter also pointed out that it'd probably be better than anything Hollywood is currently making:

https://twitter.com/isaac_pdf/status/659347505226915840

Congratulations on reading the longest thing you'll actually read all year. 

One dad was sick of his daughter's 'cute' Halloween costumes, so he started a cool campaign.

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John Marcotte is a dad with two daughters and a deep love of Halloween. He's also a big comic book nerd (in the non-pejorative sense) and the founder of an organization called Heroic Girls, which advocates for better representation of girls and women in comic books and related media. So, perhaps he was already extra sensitive to the kinds of costumes available to girls for Halloween. Most were very cutesy with short skirts, or basically princesses training to be future Slut-o-weens (which are very fun for adults, don't knock it till you try it), and not really appropriate. Either that, or he saw all too much of this kind of thing:

https://twitter.com/LinaDuqueMBA/status/659398948810027008

Marcotte decided to use his Heroic Girls platform to encourage parents to think outside the pre-packaged costume and help their daughters come up with stuff that allows them to picture themselves as #MoreThanCute. He's asked other parents to share their costumes with that hashtag and then retweets them. Here are some of the best below, though it must be admitted that they're all pretty cute costumes in their own way, even if they're also so much more:

https://twitter.com/EileenMcKeefery/status/659441005821870080https://twitter.com/HLNTV/status/659429674179776512https://twitter.com/dragotequila/status/659431148158885892https://twitter.com/knoel76/status/659427965407727617https://twitter.com/ashdickey13/status/659423076086620160https://twitter.com/urbanbundle/status/659406415539253248https://twitter.com/bsdriverreview/status/659390283134717953https://twitter.com/moyer0418/status/659372903465656320https://twitter.com/villainemesis/status/659372086524268552https://twitter.com/WomenYSK/status/656543281816432640https://twitter.com/The_Doc_Webb/status/655267661195124736https://twitter.com/EmSeJo/status/655135288616812544

There's still a couple days to go with anything you see above or at least let it inspire you for next year. No one wants to argue with their daughter about being Elsa two days before Trick-or-Treating commences.

This trans woman has had to come out to her mom who has dementia over 100 times.

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Tina Healy is a transgender woman who didn't come out until about three-and-half years ago, at which point her mother was already beginning to show signs of dementia. Healy has a daughter of her own, who recently wrote a book for kids about being transgender, so the family was featured on The Australian Broadcasting Company, where Healy shared this very sweet anecdote about having to repeatedly explain to her own mom why Tina is now openly her daughter:

Three generations of a family respond to a transgender coming out

"I'm the luckiest one of all because I get to come out to Mum a hundred times a year and every time she's beautiful."Tina came out as #transgender three and a half years ago and inspired her daughter to write a children's book at the same time.See her story: http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2015/s4341049.htm

Posted by 7.30 on Tuesday, October 27, 2015

She says:

My Mum has dementia and quite a few of my family were concerned about what would happen if I came out to Mum, whether she might be too stressed to handle it. And anyway, so when I eventually came out to Mum, I did it early in the morning and she listened. I kept it very simple. And she said - at the end of it, she said, "Well," she said, "What do you know?" She said, "I've got a beautiful new daughter." And she said, "Come here, love." And I cried on her shoulder and Tess cried too and it was all wonderful. ...

I go and see Mum every few weeks and she’s forgotten each time, and every time I tell her again, she gives me just the same beautiful reaction that she did exactly the same, almost word for word every time. I’m kind of the luckiest one of all because I get to come out to Mum 100 times a year, and every time, she’s beautiful.

It's kind of like 50 First Dates, but not completely implausible and also the people involved aren't dating. They're just a loving family who should be turned into a Lifetime movie stat.

Chrissy Teigen reminds everyone how horrifying Guy Fieri is by dressing up as Guy Fieri.

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Supermodel/generally awesome lady/chicken wing humorist Chrissy Teigen figured out how to give a true scare this Halloween. No, she didn't stitch her lips shut or turning her face into a tooth-filled alien freakshow. She didn't even scare Instagram by showing her nipples. Instead, she decided to horrify everyone by dressing up as the man who is basically the food version of a morning zoo radio show, Guy Fieri

https://twitter.com/ashleyxholcomb/status/659056821307621376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Teigen rolled out the costume for an appearance on FAB Life, a talk show that she co-hosts with powerhouses like Tyra Banks. The episode airs this Friday, so you'll have to tune in to find out whether or not she also eats Fieri treats like Guy-talian Nachos, Big Thunder Burger Bites, and Dragon's Breath Chili (only one of those item names is fake, BTW if you'd like to guess which one).

https://instagram.com/p/9W5yjSJjQw/?taken-by=chrissyteigen
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