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Johnny Depp got real deep while discussing his daughter's illness on TV.

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Johnny Depp got very deep when discussing his daughter's illness on The Graham Norton Show last Friday. If you didn't read about it, Depp recently entertained kids at a children's hospital in-character as Jack Sparrow, as a thank you to the hospital for taking care of his daughter Lily-Rose when she got a serious E. coli infection. Norton asked him how he felt about being able to give kids such an "amazing gift," to which Depp responded by explaining how the kids are the ones giving him the gift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0kQpmz0ww&index=11&list=PLrEnWoR732-BHrPp_Pm8_VleD68f9s14-

Thank you Johnny. You are hereby forgiven for Mortdecai.


Here are the most embarrassingly funny autocorrects of November 2015.

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Our phones' autocorrect feature saves us countless seconds each day by filling in words it thinks we're going to type, or replacing the words we've typed with what it thinks we were going to say. This usually goes by unnoticed, as it works correctly. Except when it doesn't, inadvertently providing hilarious and awkward text exchanges. Courtesy of Damn You Autocorrect, here are the best autocorrect fails of no vapor. Uh, November. Warning: Some NSFW language. 

1. Put a shower curtain ring on it.


2. Don't get decaf babies by mistake.


3. And the horse you rode in on.


4. O-M-GPS.


5. Made with 100 percent real hiney.


6. The whale is really a turgid, throbbing metaphor.


7. The best reason.


8. About $40 on the black market.


9. Gotcha!


10. Hey, stuff muffin.


11. It's what Subway is known for these days.


12. It runs in the family.


13. Like the lawman, Wyoming Earp.

Neil Patrick Harris's adorable Thanksgiving photos will make you ungrateful for your own family.

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Neil Patrick Harris shared a bunch of adorable photos of his family's Thanksgiving celebration. No offense, but they're a lot cuter than whatever measly Amaro-filtered sweet potato Instagrams you're working with. You know what the problem with your family is? They're not famous. They should be more famous, and also more cute. You should tell them that.

Here is a photo of NPH's twin children, Gideon and Harper, wearing some chic Star Wars and cupcake pajamas while holding interestingly shaped carrots. Harris joked in the caption, "Teaching our children both cooking and, apparently, biology." Because the carrots look like legs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-kOOo9yTji/

And here is Gideon, wearing a sweet turkey hat, wishing us a happy Thanksgiving.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-kQ6pwyTo9/

And here's some food that's probably delicious, knowing rich people.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-kS29lSTsx/

Hopefully Neil Patrick Harris is thankful that he nabbed the "nph" Instagram username.

This adorable little boy fell asleep on Santa's lap, so now he won't get any presents.

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Snoozing on the job is usually frowned upon. Unless you're Santa, then it's pretty dang cute. Donnie Walters took his son Zeke to the Eastland Mall in Evansville, Indiana to meet Santa Claus for the first time on Thursday. By the time they got through the line, little Zeke had already settled in for a long winter's nap. Thanks to a creative brainstorm from St. Nick, this sleeping baby got to extend his siesta and capture the most adorable Santa pic ever. Walters posted the photo on Facebook and it quickly went viral.

https://www.facebook.com/donniesdaddydaycare/posts/756125071158267

Yesterday Zeke and his parents went back to the mall to tell Santa about their newfound Internet fame, but he was still pretty tired.

https://www.facebook.com/donniesdaddydaycare/photos/a.756749594429148.1073741829.695089697261805/757347171036057/?type=3

Maybe it's time to lay off the eggnog, buddy.

The strangest ways men have brought up butt stuff on Tinder.

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The year 2015 continued 2014's greatest contribution to society: a renewed public interest in the derriere. Yes, it was yet another Year of the Butt, filled with songs,sketches, and commemorative toys. The pop culture obsession has seeped into dudes' minds, and now many so-called men have taken to Tinder to find partners with whom to engage in butt stuff. Here are some of the surprising ways they have broached up the subject.

1. Through basketball.

Slam dunk!

2. Through compliments.

Glad she corrected her grammar. 

3. The honest inquiry.

His flirting skills do not pay the bills.

4. With a pun.

Not a good opener. 

5. Using the Megan Fox connection.

Let's assume her name is Peggy.

6. Using it as a punchline.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-McOeepK7a/?taken-by=byefelipe

7. Getting right to it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8QoZPBpK1G/?taken-by=byefelipe

8. Starting out with a casual greeting.

https://twitter.com/jasminevallejo/status/633496753736552449

9. Proposing a gangbang.

https://twitter.com/DavidDichmann/status/632061156912427008

10. Asking the traditional questions.

https://twitter.com/DiscoxBloodbath/status/616656199107387393

11. Seeking a specific number.

Imagination is your friend.

12. Phrasing the question differently.

Find him on Grindr.

13. Using her line against her.

Damnit, indeed.

14. Writing poetry.

A lot of rhymes with "f*ck off."

Kylie Jenner went on 'Ellen' and said she absolutely prefers Caitlyn to Bruce.

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On Monday, social media empress Kylie Jenner appeared on The Ellen Show to gossip and sell products, but there was also a sweet moment when she took the time to talk about how her relationship with her dad has vastly improved since Bruce became Caitlyn.  They both love talking about make-up, but Kylie seems mostly relieved to have everything out in the open.

She says:

​I feel like we hang out a lot more. There's no secrets. She's really living her authentic, true self.​..I think that other girls and boys my age will maybe see that I'm so accepting and be accepting of other people too.

Kylie's been pushing an anti-bullying agenda on Instagram for awhile. Maybe seeing someone close to her face a lot of criticism for just being themselves is part of that? Or it's some long con to sell more stuff. Probably that.

Channing Tatum is now blond. Adjust your attraction levels accordingly.

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Actor and widely accepted hot man Channing Tatum has changed his hair color. Do you like him more? Do you like him less? Do you not care because you respect him for his work? Do you not care because you respect him for his body? Please recalibrate your level of attraction after incorporating this new information.

Here is the brunette Channing Tatum you may have past experience desiring.

https://www.instagram.com/p/zLMJjeACPU/

And here is Channing Tatum in a photo shared yesterday. Notice the blond hue of his hair. Consider how it makes you feel.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-r2kQBgCKu/

And if all this Channing Tatum hair color drama is too complicated to think about, here he is wearing a hat.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3kO6KjACB7/

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Guy picks the worst possible moment to propose to his girlfriend on Splash Mountain.

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Imgur user XVPComedy posted this photo of him and his future fiancée riding Splash Mountain at Disney World, because that was the moment he thought was most appropriate for whipping out a diamond ring. You know, when he had the full attention of his intended. He writes:

My wife and I have always been huge Disney fans. We both grew up going every year. She knew that I had bought a ring, so the only thing I had left was the element of surprise. I knew what her favorite ride was, and I knew that the last place she would expect me to pop the question was the drop... The Disney Cast Members helped with everything. It was perfect.

So this is how they will remember their engagement:

She said, "AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Okay, bullshit. How is that thing empty? There should be 6 other people who have been waiting to go on this ride for over 2 hours seated behind them. This ride is a miracle of love and oiling some white-gloved Mickey Mouse palms, that's for sure.

Kendall Jenner cruelly tricked the world into thinking she had posed naked on a horse.

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Kendall Jenner Instagrammed a picture of someone who looks a lot like Kendall Jenner naked atop a horse, and unsurprisingly, everyone thought it was Kendall Jenner. It's received over a million likes and 100,000 comments since being posted two days ago. It's unclear if she was trolling everyone or if she just wanted to give a shoutout to naked women on horses. Here's Jenner's post:
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/-o9DLUDo5P/


It's actually a picture of a French model named Elisa Meliani. Jenner got some flack for posting another person's picture unattributed, but Meliani didn't seem to mind. In fact, she gave Jenner props for posting the image:
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/-o-nBPiFOP/


A bunch of outlets reported the story as Jenner on the horse, though:


False naked-celebrity-on-a-horse alarm, folks. 

Christmas Season

30 Ryan Gosling gifts to make this the sexiest Christmas ever.

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From hip hop dancing in hammer pants to passionately frenching in the rain, Ryan Gosling can do it all. The Notebook star is hosting SNL this week, and if that wasn't enough, he also happens to be the perfect gift for everyone on your Christmas list.

1. Buy this "Ryan Gosling Sit On My Face Chair" because that's the actual product name. ($515.00)

Give someone the gift of a sexy sedentary lifestyle.

2. Pick up a Ryan Gosling cookie cutter for the baker in your family. ($9.50)

If these sexy cookies don't impress Santa, nothing will.

3. The ultimate stocking stuffer, Ryan Gosling fingernail stickers. ($6.00)

Stop biting your nails, and start licking them!

4. You don't need abs like the Gos-man to enjoy this Ryan Gosling belly ring. ($7.90)

Are belly rings still popular? Who GAF?

5. Snag a pair of Ryan Gosling granny panties for your Granny. ($40.00)

Great gift for anyone who's lost their sex DRIVE. (Drive, get it? Just a little Gosling humor for ya.)

6. Ryan Gosling sweatpants are the perfect gift for anyone with seasonal depression. ($89.84)

Ever wondered what it's like to spill nacho cheez on a sensitive hunk? These overpriced sweatpants can help you find out.

7. No kitchen is complete without a Ryan Gosling cutting board. ($17.00)

If you're this obsessed, maybe stay away from knives for a bit, k?

8. Which of your friends needs this disgusting Ryan Gosling Tank? ($24.00)

Great gift for anyone who wants to show off their guns and poo-stank fantasies.

9. The perfect present for anyone with at least one ear: these Ryan Gosling Stud Earrings. ($9.00)

He really puts the STUD in stud earrings.

10. A little something for Mom to take grocery shopping: this Ryan Gosling tote. ($12.00)

Too bad all you're getting for Christmas is this sh*tty tote bag.

11. Everyone under the age of 8 gets a Ryan Gosling Colouring Book. Cross out the 'U' if your kid is American. ($9.27)

Because it's never too early to learn how to color in a hunk's sweet, sweet abs.

12. Perfect for Baby's 1st Christmas: a Maury approved Ryan Gosling onesie. ($21.99)

Cuter than "My Mom Slept Around." 

13. A great gift for your recently divorced Aunt: a Ryan Gosling body pillow. ($23.98)

Order two because she'll probably ruin the first one immediately.

14. A little something for the tech-nerd in your fam: a 3D-printed tiny Ryan Gosling. ($20.00)

Don't understand any part of this, still need it.

15. The perfect gift for anyone pissed about red Starbucks cups: a Ryan Gosling Prayer Candle. ($14.95)

Almost as sexy as Jesus.

16. Give your Dad this autographed 8x10 photo and watch him make this same confused face Ryan Gosling does. ($124.99)

Why though?

17. Send these to everyone you know, Ryan Gosling Christmas cards. ($4.00)

Better than a photo of your dumb family.

18. For your favorite alcoholic: a Ryan Gosling flask. ($21.11)

Drink till you forget about Eva Mendes.

19. A great gift for anyone who leaves their house: a Ryan Gosling umbrella. ($21.99)

Finally farmers won't be the only ones praying for rain.

20. For your OCD friends: Ryan Gosling Coasters. ($20.00)

You won't leave rings on the table, but maybe drool marks.

21. Don't know what to get your boss? Duh this Ryan Gosling business card holder. ($11.92)

Nothing is more professional than a professional hunk.

22. Buy this Ryan Gosling shower curtain for anyone with a bathroom. ($65.00)

Tip: Turn it around so he's not frowning at you while you're on the toilet.

23. Perfect for the handyman or violent-man in your life, a Ryan Gosling autographed hammer from Drive. ($1,199.99)

Also signed by director Nicolas Winding Refn, but you can probably get that off.

24. Buy a Ryan Gosling mug for yourself. ($13.97)

This hot af mug is great for coffee, tea, or hiding booze from your family.

25. Then buy a Ryan Gosling mug for the husband you hate so f*cking much. ($15.42)

If you're not Ryan Gosling, then gtfo of my life.

26. Ryan Gosling Paper Dolls: a great gift for kids of all ages. ($7.95)

This is literally your ONLY chance to take Ryan Gosling's clothes off.

27. This Ryan Gosling iPhone case is the perfect present for anyone who needs to feel protected. ($10.99)

And you thought you were obsessed with your phone before...

28. Decorate your home with this Ryan Gosling Christmas ornament. $19.50

The only way you're getting Ryan Gosling in your house is to tie him to a tree.

29. Buy some Ryan Gosling Socks for your Dad. $14.95

These socks actually look good with sandals.

30. Buy this life-size Ryan Gosling cardboard cut-out for your home. ($59.00)

Take down the tree and put this up instead.

Hey girl, you finished all of your Christmas shopping! And it only cost $2,431.21!

Christmas Season

'The Daily Show' stands up for white Christian men in the wake of the Planned Parenthood shooting.

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It is important that the nation does not discriminate against white men, despite the fact that "most mass shootings in America are done by white, Christian-looking dudes." Trevor Noah and Jordan Klepper shed light on just how shitty sweeping generalizations are. Even though white dudes believe that they are part of the one true religion and think that the repetition of a word like "Bazinga!" is the funniest thing in the world, the mostly moderate white population should not be defined by their extremists. 

http://on.cc.com/1PqB3cW

Chrissy Teigen shoots back at Donald Trump for calling her 'trashy' compared to Melania.

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Chrissy Teigen is a Legend, and not only because she is married to John Legend. She is a model, nipple activist, mom-to-be, and a hilarious, truth-telling political commentator.

On November 29th, Trump publicly tweeted about a private event, and Teigen tweeted out what we've all been thinking:

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671083274333220864

The next day just so happened to be Teigen's birthday, and Trump gave her the gift of a disparaging, offensive retweet:

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671353414282903552

That's right, presidential candidate Donald Trump tweeted out to his millions of followers in the midst of his campaign for America's future, "@ChrissyTeigen Wow! Trashy gutter mouth woman. You can't hold a candle2 @MELANIATRUMP when it comes2 beauty and eloquence @realdonaldtrump."

Teigen fired back, explaining how she and Melania Trump are not different at all when it comes to beauty and eloquence:

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671359097334333440https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671355833607987200

That's right, @MikeandDawnNY. Can't hold a candle:

Teigen continued to get trolled, and handled it gracefully, proving that she would be an incredible First Lady.

https://twitter.com/ElvisFreshly914/status/671367073239588864https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/671367534151626752

  Legend/Teigen 2016.


Kim Kardashian shared a photo of just her baby bump and boobs. No pretext necessary.

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Let's get right to the point: This is a photograph of Kim Kardashian's baby bump and boobs. There's no need to play games or create an elaborate backstory for why you're looking at this. We all came here for the same reason. To see a famous person's pregnant belly and boobs. And here it is:

https://www.instagram.com/p/-uGJnbuS7i/

Kardashian shared the picture yesterday and wrote that she is 37 weeks along, has a sinus infection and the flu, and feels sad (see: tear emoji).

Is it everything you thought it would be? It definitely looks like there's a baby in there.

(This is what Kim K.'s face looks like in case you haven't seen her in a while.)

Watch blindfolded strangers kiss awkwardly and try to guess each other's looks.

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It took the makers of this video a long time to find 4 people willing to kiss a stranger sight unseen on the street, and in the end they had to call a fourth down from their offices. After she'd gotten permission from her boyfriend. While the kissing itself looks horrible, the observations made by the participants are surprisingly on point and generous. They're willing to assume a lot of nice things about the weird lips that pecked at them like a chicken searching for grain. Perhaps the lesson is that people who are adventurous enough to volunteer for this experiment are more interesting and open people? Or at least not total germaphobes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXcOJAstOEs

Never forget.

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Korean men watched American porn for the first time and their facial expressions speak for themselves.

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YouTube channel Moomoo TV is dedicated to showing Korean people reacting to various Western pop culture products, like the Kardashians or Nicki Minaj. It is presumably produced in Korea. Whoever is behind it has hit on exactly what would make this interesting to Westerners: make Korean people watch porn produced for American perverts for the first time! You can't quite see what video they decided to show these guys, but it quickly becomes clear that the guy in it is black and well-endowed. Also that Korean porn is gentler, frequently censored, and more romantic, and some of these guys won't be able to enjoy it again for quite a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI
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