I don't need to go to a church in order to feel ashamed of my ways on Sunday morning.

January 26, 2014, 5:01 am

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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

January 27, 2014, 5:04 am

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11 Hilarious Math Equations That Perfectly Sum Up The 2014 Grammys

January 27, 2014, 6:26 am

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You're invited to ask me during my Super Bowl party which teams are playing.

January 27, 2014, 8:44 am

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I hope watching the Super Bowl doesn't remind you of your team not being in the Super Bowl.

January 27, 2014, 9:42 am

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Let's lose more brain cells than an NFL player this Super Bowl weekend.

January 27, 2014, 10:10 am

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Great wines mature with age, unfortunately none of my great friends do.

January 27, 2014, 10:29 am

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Heard you're going on a cruise and just wanted to send a get well card in advance.

January 27, 2014, 11:31 am

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If LinkedIn Skill Endorsements Were Honest

January 27, 2014, 12:54 pm

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Thanks for aging much more gracefully than Madonna.

January 27, 2014, 1:14 pm

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I'm excited to watch the first meaningful football game to be played in the New York area this season.

January 27, 2014, 2:21 pm

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If I found out it was you on the other side of a glory hole, I'd be genuinely pleased.

January 27, 2014, 4:50 pm

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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.

January 28, 2014, 5:01 am

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I wish complaining about my diet burned calories.

January 28, 2014, 8:09 am

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This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger.

January 28, 2014, 8:49 am

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I can't wait for the day when I can drink with my kids instead of because of them.

January 28, 2014, 9:44 am

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I love spending time with my children except when they are sick, hungry, tired, or annoying.

January 28, 2014, 10:05 am

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The REAL forecast when it gets absurdly cold.

January 28, 2014, 10:53 am

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Making sure my single friends know how hard it is to be a mom is almost as exhausting as being a mom.

January 28, 2014, 11:23 am

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When I'm feeling down I can always count on you to come over with the kind of wine I like.

January 28, 2014, 12:10 pm

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