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YouTube's annual mashup celebrates the viral hits of the year with a shoutout to the O.G. memes.

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YouTube just released its annual celebration of itself, conveniently mashing up the biggest hits of 2015 into one video. It's basically like a video party for all the YouTubers who were #trending this year, whipping, nae-nae-ing, and being unable to feel their faces. Plus they celebrated the YouTube of yore with bits like The Try Guys doing Rebecca Black's "Friday."

See how many stars you recognize, and follow this list to catch up on what you missed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK9bwTlAvgo

Plus, the behind-the-scenes video shows what its like to hang out with this supergroup, which is basically the Avengers of YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY-c7efXiuM&feature=youtu.be

The Notorious B.I.G. blows listeners away like Alderaan in new 'Star Wars' mash-up album.

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It's remarkable how much sense it makes to hear Biggie Smalls rapping over the Star Wars score in "Life After Death Star," the genius, nerdy mash-up album created by rapper Richie Branson and producer Solar Slim. The Notorious B.I.G. (born Christopher Wallace) is kind of like the Obi-Wan Kenobi of hip-hop: a man of several aliases and mentor to many who became more powerful than ever after being struck down. It's on Soundcloud for free listening right at this moment, which is a nice way to pass the time until The Force Awakens.

http://soundcloud.com/otaku-gang/sets/life-after-death-star

The album jumps around Wallace's career and the Star Wars movies—the remix of "Ten Crack Commandments" uses the Tatooine theme "Binary Sunset," while "Party N' Bullsh*t"uses a jazzy "Cantina Band" theme and the sounds of lightsabers crashing together. Some of the songs incorporate the Star Wars elements more subtly, but there are also tracks like "Dead Wrong," in which Biggie raps over the frickin' "Imperial March." It's intense. 

Orangutan gets his mind blown by a magic trick and rolls around laughing.

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Some zoo visitors showed an orangutan a magic trick, which delighted the orangutan so much that it literally rolled on the floor while laughing out loud. This is exactly the reaction you hope for when you show a magic trick to a great ape. They don't ask how you did it or show too much disbelief; they just respond with pure joy. The orangutan was almost as delighted as Harrison Ford was when David Blaine freaked him out with magic.

Basically, showing an orangutan magic is a much better experience than trying to take a selfie with a monkey or trying to eat bananas in a nature preserve full of hungry monkeys. This orangutan just enjoys the simple pleasure of a well-performed trick.

Baseball-loving couple invent unique way to find out their baby's gender.

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The Gender Reveal Party, where couples find out whether they are having a boy and girl while surrounded by friends and family, is becoming more and more popular. Even though gender is a social construct, it's always nice to have an excuse to celebrate new life and eat cake.

Monique and Steven, a baseball-loving pair, decided to use the National Pastime to find out the sex of what's inside of Monique (she's having one baby, not Minnesota Twins). The post from the photographer, David Swayze, went viral with over 60,000 shares:

 

VERY CREATIVE GENDER REVEAL!!! AMAZING!!One of the the best gender reveals I've ever seen. So honored to be a part of...

Posted by David Swayze Photography on Monday, November 30, 2015
They're ready to play. The ball knows the secret.

 

He better not strike out.
It's a GIRL! (Not a Blue Jay)
Mom is excited that he managed to hit the ball.
It's like winning the World Series but without the money and fame.
Team Girl won this one, next series TBA.

 

Next up: an A League of Their Own-themed baby shower.

Kid hailed as Twitter prophet for predicting the coming of Saint West a long time ago.

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While everyone was making the same joke about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian naming their second-born child "Easton," one Twitter user was ahead of the curve. User @KlLLRudy successfully guessed that the rapper and reality TV star would name their spawn "Saint," and now has mild Internet fame because of it. Maybe this counts as one miracle toward Saint's actual canonization (officially, you need two)?

https://twitter.com/KlLLRudy/status/613100608191533056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

According to BuzzFeed, the user is some 18-year-old kid named Rudy Romero from Los Angeles, so now we're guessing that's the location of the American version of Hogwarts.

[He] told BuzzFeed News that his prediction was “pure luck” and that he knew Kanye would come up with something “practical or ridiculous.”

“Knowing Kanye calling himself a god it’d have to be something “holy” or “sacred” due to it being his first born son,” Romero said in an email to BuzzFeed News. “I’ve heard the name “santo” which is Saint in Spanish and I figured the name fit perfectly!”

Thankfully, he's old enough to gamble.

https://twitter.com/KlLLRudy/status/674079490834755585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Men admitted what makes their manly selves cry. The list will make you squirt a few, too.

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Reddit user kazooya1 asked the simple, definitive question, "Men, what makes you cry?" A lot of the answers might make you tear up too, be you man or woman. Because all human beings get sad (or happy!) and cry. Even manly, brotastic dudes. It's time to do away with the ugly stereotype that they don't. As you scroll through the list of 18 of the best responses, you'll get your heartstrings tugged and your preconceived notions about who bawls in public blown apart.

1. This was the cry we had as children that turned us into young adults.


2. If you've never cried saying, "I love you," have you ever loved?


3. Baby hormones.


4. Lots of baby hormones.


5. Imaginary dead dogs and inanimate objects get everybody.


6. Sure.


7. Crying to keep someone company.


8. Tom Hanks.


9. When an authority figure loses it.


10. Am I right, fellas?


11. Sometimes we cry from happiness (or from referencing popular social media posts).


12. Or one of the most heartbreaking TV moments of all time.


13. Physical pain, of course.


14. This next one is basically the same.


15. OK, guys. This is starting to get a little too *sniff* heartfelt.


16. Is it getting misty in here for anyone else?


17. REAL DEAD DOG STORY, NOOOOO!!!!


18. Too late, buddy. Too late.

This woman's viral story about a Walmart worker whose mother committed suicide might have been a lie.

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Paige Yore, a Colorado resident who gives off hardcore youth group leader vibes, posted a video Friday detailing a sad, touching encounter she had with an employee at her local Walmart. The story goes like this: She was waiting in a long line at a crowded Walmart. The 16-year-old cashier was having a hard time doing his job. A woman in front of Yore started yelling at him, telling him to hurry up. Yore helped the woman bag her items just to calm her down and get her to leave sooner, but then the woman's card got declined. She started yelling at the boy even more, at which point, Yore stepped in to defend him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iTrXboAbw

The young kid then burst into tears, hugged Yore, and explained to her that his mother committed suicide that morning. He had to report to work anyway because he can't afford to pay his bills. Then Yore started crying as well, and reassured him that it will all be okay. The lady was humiliated. Yore gave the boy all the money in her purse before leaving the store.

Yore posted the video to YouTube where it got over 25 million views, and she also posted it to Facebook, where it got over 900,000 shares. Walmart's response? The story's a lie.

Colorado based news organization KRDO asked Walmart's media relations department about the video after it went viral, and they said it was b/s:

In response to an inquiry by KRDO NewsChannel 13, Walmart said Monday that a viral video isn't accurate.

"This is not true," a media relations representative said by phone.

Walmart says it reviewed surveillance video from the store and found no evidence that there was ever any yelling, no evidence that the cashier and the woman hugged and no evidence that the woman gave the cashier money.

The representative says that Walmart has spoken with the cashier and that his mother is alive. The representative says the cashier doesn't know what the woman who posted the video is talking about.

The Walmart spokesperson said there was some tension between the cashier and the customer in front of the woman who posted the video because of a language barrier, but that none of details in the Facebook video are true.

Yore stuck by her story on Monday night.  She said she visited every Walmart in Pueblo Sunday to try to find the cashier, but didn't have any success. She said she would still like to try to find him and help him.

Walmart said it would not release the surveillance video that captured the encounter.  A spokesperson said video is only released to law enforcement.

Paige then did an interview with KRDO, calling b/s on Walmart's calling b/s. She claimed that she just wanted to spread the "power of love" and the "power of God." She said she wasn't doing it for the attention and just wants to "change lives" with her motivational video channel. Here's an excerpt from that interview (the full interview can be found here):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9qF9zEZs3g

It's a tough call trying to figure out what happened. On one hand, Yore's story is kind of a humblebrag, and she says herself that she wants to help people with her YouTube channel, which this is great promotion for. On the other hand, Walmart hasn't released the surveillance footage, so we can't know what really happened. Plus the difficult lives of Walmart employees are well-documented, so Walmart could be attempting to discredit Yore for PR purposes.

We may never know what really happened. 

Real doctors diagnose the injuries in 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.'

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Some doctors watched and diagnosed the most egregious injuries from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and apparently, Joe Peschi and Daniel Stern would have been really screwed and likely dead. It turns out repeated traumas to the head, neck, and spine would completely incapacitate or kill a real person, and the McCallister parents would have most certainly done jail time or had their kids taken away after abandoning Kevin twice. (These days, Macaulay Culkin still roams New York, but he goes to see the latest broadway plays starting Bob Saget.)

Enjoy realizing that the movie that made you squeal with delight as kid is a total death fest:

One thing missing from the video: There was no discussion of what the health implications would have been for that woman in Central Park that was covered in pigeons. But most New Yorkers would rather take a brick or nail to the head then be covered with those birds.


This guy played 'All I Want for Christmas' in a minor key, and it sounds really weird.

Opening up.

New Year's

Prepare to cringe as dads read their daughters' texts to their boyfriends.

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Watching dads read their daughters' texts with their boyfriends is a terrifying game of digital roulette. Hopefully the girls involved received considerable compensation for this dangerous stunt, or at the very least their boyfriends received professional-bodyguard protection from the dads after. Thankfully, none of the texts were as embarrassing as what some that people send when they're drunk. There are some great revelations as the dads read the texts aloud, though, especially when one father realizes the purpose of the eggplant emoji:

In a surprising twist, one of the daughters read her dad's texts with his girlfriend. She couldn't even finish. Some things are best left unseen.

13 of the least traditional gingerbread houses you've ever seen.

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Making a gingerbread house is a whole thing. You've got to bake the cookie walls, then put them together with frosting, and then decorate with gumdrops and sweet-treats. You don't even get to eat the thing because your mean mom says it's for decoration. If you're going to go to all that trouble, you might as well make your gingerbread house awesome.

1. Run! Run! As fast as you can.

He will catch you. He's the gingerbread man.

2. Shotgun shack.

It's the Winchester Mystery House, built by the widow of the inventor of the Winchester Rifle. Both that house and this one are haunted.

3. Sci-fa-la-la-la.

It looks like the one from Star Trek: Battlefield Galactica.

4. Bad Santa.

Merry Christmeth!

5. Cookie jungle where dreams are made of.

So authentic they made tiny gingerbread $12 packs of cigarettes.

6. Derek Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

They still can't fit in the building, though.

7. A Very Koopa Christmas.

It's all candy! Except the mushrooms. Those are actually mushrooms.

8. Rise of the Cookie Bots.

This is what happens when we allow cookie technology to run amok.

9. Chamber of Secrets.

Like the real garden from The Secret Garden, this one is swimming in cholera.

10. It's Christmas, perk up!

"Please welcome to the stage, Cinnamon."

11. Trailer trashed.

A tiny cookie Eminem grew up here.

12. It's not a crack house.

It's a crack home.

13. Village of the damned.

There go the property values.

Borat returned to warn everyone that 'Donald Trump' may be a comedian playing a character.

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Jagshemash! Beloved Kazakhstani journalist Borat made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night to wish viewers an unhappy Hanukkah. While he was there, he pointed out to Jimmy Kimmel that this "Donald Trump" character couldn't possibly be real. Only someone "with brains like female chicken" would want to ban Muslims, so Borat hypothesized that Trump is actually a Sacha Baron Cohen character parodying "rich American racists." And considering that Sacha Baron Cohen is the actor behind Borat, it was some mind-bending stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcH0gPaMay8

Could Trump be a fictional character? It's really the only logical explanation, considering his over-the-top wig and staggering number of offensive, real-world stunts.

During the segment, Borat also premiered "propaganda" for the new movie, The Brothers Grimsby.

It was bad... NOT.

31 happy rescued animals whose stories will make anyone consider adopting a pet.

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So you want to get a pet, or more importantly, want to convince someone else to get a pet with you! Congratulations. If you're going to go for the heartstrings, don't half-ass it—consider adopting one of the hundreds of thousands of pets available in local Humane Societies or through organizations like National Mill Dog Rescue. Even if you just love animals but can't take one into your home yourself, the holidays are a great time to consider donating to an organization like those or even a wild animal refuge. Here are some of the most heartwarming (and sometimes heartbreaking) videos and stories Someecards editors have come across in the past two years that you can use to show everyone just how happy creatures across the animal kingdom are when they get a helping hand.

1. Frank, who overcame severe mistreatment as a puppy to become literally the happiest dog ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlwFV_jmDHI

2. Delilah, who was used as a breeder in a puppy mill for nine years before finding a home and getting a soft bed for the very first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-y68btN0mU

3. Even after waiting five years in a shelter, Chester was still delighted to find humans to love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN5ONcGtgRE


4. This rescued kitten and her new ferret (aka catsnake) brothers, who get along great.

Kitten and Ferrets

5. Raju the elephant, who literally weeps with joy after being freed from a half-century of slavery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT-s68Zs3Pw

6. Or this lion who got to feel real earth under his toes for the first time in 13 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bK5OiSMVAU

7. Raven the rescue dog who has made being his toddler's best friend a full-time job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze3PFsJGuzI

8. It's hard to find a pet more inspiring than Pogo, a two-legged kitty who keeps her owners on her toes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clrLVAHUN0g

9. Or Duncan Lou Who, the two-legged Boxer who was given a life saving operation and now spends his time partying on the beach with his buds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM-xXgl4Bs

10. Pegasus is a snow-white Great Dane who was rescued as a puppy and given very little time to live (at first), so her owner set out to capture their time together. (Read more.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9s9lrNbd9c

11. Here's Channing Tatum letting his rescue horse sniff beer. Don't you want to be like Channing Tatum and his beer-sniffing horse?

https://www.instagram.com/p/6gt9gcACLt/

12. Jill the Squirrel, who went from being hurt in a hurricane to being adopted and having a hit costume-filled Instagram account.

https://www.instagram.com/p/31X6SijyXj/

13. Duffy, who was rescued after going blind. When his sight was returned via surgery, he got to lay eyes on his adopted family for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1nMDl1K7g

14. Eddie the Terrible, who found a loving home full of (adult) humans he can love back despite his Humane Society being really, really upfront about his personality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAp1dg2b1MU

15. This heartbreaking and heartwarming story of how a child who knew something was wrong rescued a kitten.

https://www.facebook.com/MEOWCatRescue/posts/10153894807906756

16. Milkshake, the rescued cow who thinks she's a dog (and seems pretty happy about it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQr4JaNIHZs

17. Sheldon, the rescued tortoise who will never give up chasing his best bud Dolly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KsdpCZCC7o

18. This hairless dog who is completely turnt about getting rescued.

 

a "warm-up" dance!by Nathan / www.baldisbeautifuldogrescue.org

Posted by Bald Is Beautiful Dog Rescue on Tuesday, January 7, 2014

19. Jeremy and Simon, white tiger adolescents who were given a very metal birthday present at their animal sanctuary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn1TWaf2YrE

20. Batman, who was rescued from a bile farm to frolic and fight imaginary foes in his above-ground pool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd1Ior68i_k

21. Dawn, a rescued fox who wags her whole body in delight upon seeing the humans who helped her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3bK_zFGoc

22. These four stray puppies from Sochi, Russia, who were taken home by a US Olympic skier.


23. These adorable kitties who were literally pulled out of a river by Alabama fishermen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WFqM9wMrQ

24. Skids, a kitten dramatically rescued (skip to about :30) from the side of the road who is doing just fine now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5qPvCAyfE

25. Cats a bit bigger than Skids who get to play in water for the very first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxu1L4SAwZM

26. Let's also salute this human who turned his home into an M.C. Escher-like refuge for 15 rescued cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okOVxfuSYPk

27. Link was adopted from California and is pretty overwhelmed by his first Canada snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8q-Kz-Nwc

28. Ringo the rescued Raccoon and his unlikely best friend, Rock the Coonhound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qYGa3O_DZ0

29. Douglas the Wombat is probably the most adorable adopted wombat you'll ever meet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crjKYkAdiSQ

30. This lion and tiger and bear? Oh yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWviAjowmmc

31. Mr. G, a goat living at an animal sanctuary who can't imagine life without his best bud, Jellybean the donkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv2OGph5Kec

Obviously, these weren't all pet animals. But looking at how easy it is to make all these species happy, hopefully their joy will make you consider how you go about adding a furry member to your family and how to make sure it's a gift for the animal as much (or more) as for yourself or your kids.


Porn stars teach men how to enjoy a lady's downtown, with sloppy, disgusting oysters.

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Porn stars teaching with random objects is a wonderful genre, and the guys at YouTube channel Simple Pickup have really stretched their imaginations for this one. After graphically using fruit to teach men how to finger the beautiful vagina, they've gotten a bunch of porn stars to use oysters as a stand in to teach oral sex to inept gentlemen. Because the mollusks kinda look like vaginas? As it turns out, they're nothing like vaginas and no one in this video will ever eat oysters again. Porn star Dana Dearmond even says gurgling oyster juice is the most disgusting thing she's ever done on camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSTWFdN875M

If you were bad at oral sex before, you're probably happy to avoid it forever now!

Facebook has a nifty feature to help you find and delete your friends who like Donald Trump.

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Good news: Facebook's search bar can be used to find all your friends who like Donald J. Trump. And if you are not a fan of the GOP front-runner, you can then delete those friends and wonder why you were ever friends with them in the first place. It's an invaluable service at a time when Trump has come under so much scrutiny that even a bald eagle hates him.

Of course, this feature isn't limited to Trump. You can search for friends that like anything using the same method, which is also a fun game, and a spectacular way to waste time at work. It might be a good exercise, given how many people spend their time on Facebook filling it with dumb questions. Perhaps best of all is the autocomplete that pops up when you begin to type "my friends who like":

It's hard to say whether people are searching for their friends who like Star Wars and Harry Potter so they can nerd out with them, or so they can delete them. The same goes for trail running. Are people looking for friends to join them on trail runs, or looking to delete those friends because they post annoying pictures of their healthy exercise habits? Enjoy rooting out your friends by their likes!

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This amazing Twitter beef starts with Iggy Azalea and ends with helping to cure prostate cancer.

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There's nothing like a sassy, satisfying comeback to an Internet troll. The only thing better than a comeback is a clapback, which Urban Dictionary defines as:

Anyone can submit, so you know this definition is true.

If you're still not sure what a clapback is, this Twitter exchange is a perfect example. It starts with a pretty average dig at Iggy Azalea, but ends with a remarkable scientific feat:

https://twitter.com/bae_sic/status/671907001090318338

Here's the conversation as it happened:



After a clapback like that, there was only one thing this guy could do:

He literally had to delete his Twitter account.

Way to go, @GeauxGabby! Also for the tumor shrinkage thing. That's cool too.

Japan is once again leading the world in cuteness with 'rice ball babies.'

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Rice balls are a traditional Japanese food. They consist of balls of white rice stuffed with various salted foods and wrapped in seaweed. They usually look something like this:

Rice balls.

Babies are a type of human. They're like regular humans, but smaller. They often have some extra fat on their bones, known as "baby fat." They usually look something like this:

Babies.

Japanese comedian Masahiro Ehara noticed that when he squished his babies' faces, they kind of looked like rice balls.

https://twitter.com/eharamasahiro/status/611338853455007744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/eharamasahiro/status/611339580533399552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/eharamasahiro/status/611419265455906817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/eharamasahiro/status/611766256169979904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


After he shared the pictures on social media, "Rice Ball Babies" quickly became a popular meme, inspiring a bunch of imitators:
 

https://twitter.com/flammin16/status/616479865378766848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/nekosuke_18/status/611869978753568768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/briK3Rs/status/671901787746525184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/ami_the_monster/status/673504352171003904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/piyoooooonn08/status/613926278228414464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://www.instagram.com/p/_FpSl3xNoL/

Babies have never looked this edible.

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