Steve Peace, a tattoo artist in Calgary, Canada, recently fixed his wife's tattoo of their children after their eldest child came out as a transgender male. Mrs. Peace had portraits of her kids on her right arm, and when their son Ace came out as trans, they fixed her ink to reflect his gender identity.

The Peaces didn't want Ace to have to face an uncomfortable reminder of the past every time his mom wore a T-shirt, so his family made sure his identity was respected and reflected in ink.

Steve changed Ace's pink dress into a blue T-shirt and shorts, and even turned the purple bow into a slingshot.

Steve affirmed his support on his Facebook page.

This is awesome parenting, and not to mention a really well-done tattoo transformation. Head to Calgary next time you need to cover up that tattoo of your ex, or to change up your tramp stamp once you get older.

Will Smith may be "forced" to run for president, he told CBS News last week. If you already thought his ties to Scientology were disturbing, just wait until he's hanging out with politicians. (Though you've got to admit you want to see a world in which Jaden and Willow are the first children.)

"If people keep saying all the crazy kinds of stuff they've been saying on the news lately about walls and Muslims, they're going to force me into the political arena," the Concussion actor said to CBS correspondent Tracy Smith in Sunday Morning. He didn't make clear what his positions were on any of those issues, but we imagine executive order number one is editing the Declaration of Independence to change the spelling of "The Pursuit of Happiness." 

Just to be clear, there's only one position in the political arena he's shooting for. "I mean, I gotta be the President. Come on!" Smith said, adding, "What else would I run for?"

Here's the full interview:

YouTuber Andy Herald of the popular channel "How To Be A Dad" is a big Star Wars fan, so he got understandably excited about showing Episode IV: A New Hope to his son Lucas for the first time. And the six-year-old didn't disappoint—he immediately fell in love with the movie just like his dad, who got a little misty when he realized this was something they could share. It was adorable.

But Lucas's major reaction was childlike wonder, and kids never wonder in silence. He asked questions nonstop through the whole movie, stopping only during the most intense moments. Andy kept a tally of exactly how many questions he was asked, and the final number will shock you. Unless you're a parent—then it'll sound about right.

By the way, does anyone think it's a coincidence that this kid is named Lucas? Nerd alert!

Rebecca Swift uses the superpower of makeup to transform into any celebrity. She is a professional makeup artist, singer-songwriter, and frickin' shapeshifter. Equipped with her face paint and talent, Swift is basically Mystique from X-Men, taking on many different forms.

For reference, this is what she looks like as herself:

Here is some of her trippiest work:

1. Zooey Deschanel

2. Jimmy Fallon

3. Ryan Gosling

4. Ellen Degeneres

5. Ruby Rose

6. George Clooney

7. Donald Trump

8. Angelina Jolie

9. Brad Pitt

10. Anna Kendrick

11. Cher

12. Hillary Clinton

13. Sofia Vergara

14. Justin Timberlake

15. Gwen Stefani

16. Blake Shelton

Love Actually is a lot of people's favorite Christmastime (or anytime) movie, because it follows a crowd of lovelorn sociopaths through the London season of giving and there's something for everyone. Literally. There are like, a million plots. Some were bound to end on a vague note, but script editor Emma Freud went to a midnight screening on December 13 with writer-director Richard Curtis, and cleared up some stuff. She did a kind of live-tweet/Q&A with her followers about all the ways she influenced the script. For instance, she takes credit for the way Colin Firth kisses:

And her kid was that goofy Spiderman:

Enough fun! Here's the bad news. Remember how Harry and Karen are this cool, seemingly happily married couple, and then Harry looks up the skirt of his secretary and buys her a necklace because she has a vagina? Yes, it was terrible.

Karen realizes she's been cheated on when she figures out that her husband didn't purchase that tacky heart necklace for her, but instead gave her a Joni Mitchell album she probably already has. Nooo, Karen, you're too good for him!

But what happens next is a little ambiguous. Like, he definitely cheated:

And Karen lets Harry know that she knows, but then we see them at the airport, because there's a forced bookend in this movie about airports being the most romantic place in the world or some horsesh*t. Karen is there to pick him up with their kids, and the vibe is very "we're divorced, but civil for the sake of our family." Turns out, that's not the case.

Obviously, this is terrible news. Karen should be single and fabulous and maybe date Mr. Bean, because he has some sort of magical powers in this movie and is probably killer in bed. Also, Laura Linney's character never came to her senses and humped on Karl, her hot co-worker.

Though Emma Freud wishes she had, a little:

Amen.

Leonardo DiCaprio has almost died three times in real life, in addition to dying in multiple film performances (spoiler alert for basically every Leo movie). So what does he have to do to get an Oscar, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences voters? Give the hot man a break!

In a new interview with Wired, DiCaprio recounted three hard-to-believe near-death experiences.

1. Leo almost got eaten by a shark:

A great white jumped into my cage when I was diving in South Africa. Half its body was in the cage, and it was snapping at me.They leave the tops open and you have a regulator line running to the surface. Then they chum the water with tuna. A wave came and the tuna sort of flipped up into the air. A shark jumped up and grabbed the tuna, and half its body landed inside the cage with me. I sort of fell down to the bottom and tried to lie flat. The great white took about five or six snaps an arm’s length away from my head. The guys there said that has never happened in the 30 years they’d been doing it.

2. Leo was almost in a plane crash:

Then there was this Delta Airlines flight to Russia. I was in business class, and an engine blew up in front of my eyes. It was right after “Sully” Sullenberger landed in the Hudson. I was sitting there looking out at the wing, and the entire wing exploded in a fireball. I was the only one looking out at the moment this giant turbine exploded like a comet. It was crazy. They shut all the engines off for a couple of minutes, so you’re just sitting there gliding with absolutely no sound, and nobody in the plane was saying anything. It was a surreal experience. They started the engines back up, and we did an emergency landing at JFK.

3. Leo was on a boat that hit an iceberg. Jk. Leo's parachute didn't open:

The other one was the skydiving incident. It was a tandem dive. We pulled the first chute. That was knotted up. The gentleman I was with cut it free. We did another free fall for like another 5, 10 seconds. I didn’t even think about the extra chute, so I thought we were just plummeting to our death. He pulled the second, and that was knotted up too. He just kept shaking it and shaking it in midair, as all my friends were, you know, what felt like half a mile above me, and I’m plummeting toward earth. [Laughs.] And he finally unravels it in midair. The fun part was when he said, “You’re probably going to break your legs on the way down, because we’re going too fast now.” So after you see your whole life flash in front of your eyes—twice—he says, “Oh, your legs are going to get broken too.”

That's one handsome man who deserves a trophy. Preferably a golden one depicting a broad-shouldered dude holding a sword.

Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer both received Golden Globe nominations for Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy, and traded the requisite bestie texts in the spirit of fun competition. Schumer was nominated for her summer success Trainwreck, and Lawrence was nominated for Joy, which will be released on Christmas. Lawrence admitted she did not realize they were both up for the same award until Schumer texted her about the nomination. She told etalk:

That was so amazing because obviously I only pay attention to myself, so I was like oh I got nominated, and then when she texted and said something about the same category I was like -- are you, what, like -- huh?

Lawrence and Schumer enjoy a strong friendship that began this summer. The public first found out about it when they took a jet ski ride together. Lawrence then shot Amy an e-mail professing her love for her after seeing Trainwreck, and they decided to write a screenplay together.

Lawrence is rooting for Schumer all the way, both as a friend and a business partner:

So obviously I'm pulling for her. Selfishly, it would be good for our movie if she won, so vote for Amy. 

There you have it, vote for Amy. Lawrence is also a vet of the Globes with two wins under her belt, so naturally she's hoping Schumer can add this accomplishment to her banner year. And as for their outfits at the ceremony, they just might make them match.

Breastfeeding moms want to get in on the ugly sweater party fun at Christmas too, but it can be such a pain to drag that heavy woolen curtain up and down. Much better to just cut a hole directly through your shirt and let your boob get some fresh air while you're sipping on eggnog. At least some moms agree, because this image was shared on popular Facebook page Beautiful Breastfeeding this weekend:

The design for this perky Rudolph actually comes from Etsy crafter Your Sassy Grandma, and they say emphatically that it is NOT meant for breastfeeding. What is IS meant for must be left to the imagination of the consumer, but any mommas concerned about a googly eye choking a baby, don't wear this thing. It is for fun, not feeding! Look, they even have a design for men who like to expose themselves during the holidays:

At least now you know what to get for the person in your life who has everything, including gravity defying tatas.

It seems like every day there's a new scientific study suggesting a correlation between some random, specific behavior and being a genius. It makes sense, since most geniuses have pretty random habits. Nikola Tesla, for example, had a weird thing for pigeons. The guy who invented the floppy disks? He would almost drown himself on a regular basis. And Charles Dickens, for some reason, only slept facing north. Here's a list of unlikely behaviors that correlate with high intelligence, so you can silence the haters and justify your eccentricities as byproducts of greatness.

1. You curse.

A study published in Language Sciences Journal found that people who curse "have a greater vocabulary" than those who don't, in addition to being "more articulate." Isn't that f*cking awesome?

2. You're messy.
 

Researchers at the University of Minnesota had two groups brainstorm new uses for ping pong balls. One group was in a clean environment and the other was in a messy one. They both came up with the same number of ideas, but the ideas of the second group were "more interesting and creative." They suggested that messiness inspired people to "[break] free of tradition," which is a very polite way to tell someone they're a slob.

3. You get irritated by the sound of people chewing.

20% of the world's population has "misophonia," or a high sensitivity to certain noises. Researchers from Northwestern University discovered that these people tend to be more creative thinkers than those without the condition. So, if you're annoyed by your roommate guzzling down popcorn while you're trying to work, you're basically the next Einstein.

4. You talk to yourself.

Gigi Engle of Elite Daily collected a bunch of research that suggests talking to yourself is beneficial, and it's a really convincing argument. She found that talking to yourself helps your "brain work more efficiently," helps you "learn as a child," and "helps you achieve your goals." Keep telling yourself that. Seriously.

5. You like drinking alcohol.

Using data from a survey conducted by the U.K.'s National Child Development Study, Psychology Today found a correlation between childhood intelligence and alcohol consumption in adulthood. They did a similar study using data from the U.S. and got the same result. They think it's because modern alcohol production is an "evolutionarily novel" phenomenon (it was only developed ~10,000 years ago, which is a short while in the grand scheme of things), and that "more intelligent individuals are more likely to engage in evolutionarily novel behavior."

Celebrate this new discovery with shots!

6. You get distracted easily by your phone.

A lot of people condemn technology for ruining children's attention spans, but an article by Tom Cheshire in Wired has brought to light a lot of research that might suggest the opposite:

The evidence suggests that technology can distract them, but it also means — in the right environment and with the right techniques — it could be making them smarter. Rather than decrying kids' digital dependence (because it isn't going away, ever), a handful of researchers and thinkers are figuring out how it is altering them for the better.

Cheshire cites researchers who have shown that technology can help students multitask and prioritize. It can also help them process large amounts of information and hold discussions to further understand lessons.

So yeah, believe it or not, productive discussion can exist on social media. Just wait until after the election.

7. You stay up late.
 

In a study of 1,000 teenagers conducted by the University of Madrid, the ones who liked to stay up late "scored higher than morning types on inductive reasoning," which is considered to be "a good estimate of general intelligence." So go ahead, stay up past your bedtime. You could discover the cure to cancer tomorrow!

8. You spend a lot on sex toys.

Researchers in the U.K. found that students who attend Oxford or Cambridge—two of England's top universities—"spend more on sex toys than their peers at other universities." In fact, a sex toy company found that students from the school had spent a total of $31,461 at their online store. Knowing this, it's quite amazing that a kinky porno shot undercover in Oxford has never been released.

9. You doodle.

A study found that doodling can help people "stay focused, grasp new concepts and retain information." It's unclear if this also applies to people who like to draw d*cks.

Emily Verrocchi and her husband Tom asked their guests to cover their ears during a specific part of their marriage vows. The couple wed in November in Melbourne, Australia. Emily's brother, Jonathan, was her best man for the wedding. Jonathan is gay, and attended the wedding with his partner. In Australia, in order for a marriage to be legally binding, specific words must be recited in the vows. Those words include this exact phrase:

Marriage, according to law in Australia, is the union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.

So, in order for their marriage to be official but also show support for Jonathan and his partner, everyone just covered their ears when the officiant said those words.

The couple felt strongly about taking a stand against something they feel is wrong:

If it’s something you feel passionately about or have a strong opinion about, do something or say something during your ceremony to acknowledge your point of view.

Their guests were happy to join in unified support of the couple's stance for Jonathan. Emily has also received lots of messages and thanks from strangers that appreciate their slightly modified vows. Perhaps this will be a hot new trend for weddings down under.

The folks over at Distractify filmed a bunch of adults who have never seen Star Warstrying to guess the names of Star Wars characters and the results are a little emotionally devastating. "I guess I've never seen Star Wars because I'm not really a nerd," says one participant, breaking your f*cking heart. One person says that C-3PO looks like a sex robot. Another says that Yoda looks like an aged Kermit after he broke up with Miss Piggy, which is almost on the money. But weirdly, they do all know Chewbacca's catchphrase. 

Zach Kornfield is very single and is trying to figure out how to boost his chances on the sad dating websites that everyone is now beholden to for love. In an interview with OKCupid co-founder Christian Rudder, he was told that 92% of what people take away from your profile is the photos (no one cares about the writing). So, everyone listing every band name on their iPod is wasting their time even more than you suspected. Zach was feeling less than confident in his photos so he decided to take some tips from one of Instagram's sexiest purveyor of Man Buns, Brock O'Hurn:

O'Hurn is famous for his pictures, but he also claims to be single as f*ck. The two men decide to try and recreate some of his poses for Zach's new and improved image heavy profile, but they go on more of a journey of self-discovery:

By the end, they seem like maybe they're in love with each other?

Though Zach manages to recreate a few of Brock's images admirably:

He ultimately discovers that being yourself is what's truly sexy:

Also shirtless.

Hopefully everyone relished every moment of Kim Kardashian's whirlwind pregnancy over the past year—every nude Instagram photo, every name rumor, every bite of placenta. Because that's it. There will be no more babies in the Kardashian-West household.

According to TMZ, Kim K. has decided not to have any more children because her doctors warned her that another pregnancy could be dangerous. As most Americans know, Kardashian had a complication called placenta accreta during both her pregnancies, and her most recent child had to be turned around inside her womb because he was breech. A source told the website that Kim doesn't want to risk another pregnancy, and is also plenty happy with her current fam situation.

Meanwhile, it's been more than a week since Saint West was born. So when will there be a photo of the little dude?

Like the rest of Planet Earth, the people at Rooster Teeth Productions are ripping Wookiee-sized chunks out of their hair with anticipation to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens right now. One employee who is particularly excited is Blaine Gibson, who claims to be the biggest Star Wars fan in the world. Seeing his excitement and vulnerability, Gibson's coworkers devised a prank to play on him that was so elaborate and cruel, it would have made the Dark Lord of the Sith proud.

From the beginning, this prank is mean. But when they humiliate him by putting his impressions in the movie? That's when they went over to the Dark Side.

Glitter was one of the biggest beauty trends this year. Unlike crazy make-up from the past, we'll never think glitter looks ridiculous. Right? Here are the wackiest places people made sparkle in 2015.

1. Glitter Roots

Glitter roots were a big trend in 2015. They finally answer the age-old question: what would it look like if Tinkerbell had dandruff?

2. Glitter Hair

Why stop at the roots when you can make your whole head look like the floor of an abandoned Hobby Lobby?

3. Glitter Mail

An Australian company will send your enemies an anonymous envelope of glitter to festively ruin their lives forever. Proof that revenge is a dish best served sparkling.

4. Glitter Pits

Pasting glitter to your pits was one of the most uncomfortable looking trends of the year. But worth it just to scream, "Everybody put your hands in the air, and wave em all around like you just don't care-about cloggin' up your pores!"

5. Glitter Beards

Glitter beards of course! Why should armpits have all the fun? After all, the beard is the armpit hair of the face!

6. Glitter Eyebrows

If you learned anything this year, it was to cover up any hair that you see with sparkles.

7. Glitter Lips

Glitter lips were big in 2015. Also big in 2015, ripping up your esophagus by swallowing too much glitter. 

8. Glitter Baby Bumps

Growing a life inside you? Yawn. Glitter photo shoot of your bun in the oven—now, that's the miracle of life. 

9. Glitter Internal Organs

Forget what we said about the glitter lips. Eat glitter! Just eat it. It's so pretty. Who cares?

10. GLITTER EVERYWHERE!

JUST FREAKING ROLL AROUND IN GLITTER RIGHT NOW! DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES! 

Thank you trendsetters of 2015 for showing us the power of the sparkle. Glitter can even turn our most horrifying nightmares into a thing of beauty. 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens had its world premiere last night at the Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard in LA—which means that about 1000 people in the world so far have seen the most anticipated movie since The Phantom Menace. The good news? The consensus is that The Force Awakens was much better than, you know, The Phantom Menace or any of the other prequels. Some are even ranking it as being equal to the original Star Wars: A New Hope and ahead of The Return of the Jedi. 

With the caveat that people have a lot of emotional baggage riding on this movie being good (like, way more emotional baggage than any one movie can possibly hold), here are some of the spoiler-free reactions that early viewers of the film have tweeted. Let these nerdy aperitifs tide you over until you can satiate your dorky hunger at the wide release on Friday.

Not everyone loved it unreservedly, though:

Predictably, that critic ended up getting viciously attacked on social media. Much like the Force, there is a light side and a dark side to nerddom.