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Parents accidentally sent their son to school in an obscene Christmas sweater.

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Parents accidentally dressed their son in an obscene Christmas sweater for his school's ugly sweater day. Oops! It was an honest mistake, one that they missed until their son's Kindergarten teacher pointed it out. It's almost as naughty as when kids make unintentionally dirty drawings of Santa.

On the plus side, this sweater finally reveals where Santa relieves himself on his trip around the world. He can't do it off the sled while traveling at supersonic speeds, and he wouldn't want to impose by using the bathroom of a house he's visiting. The sweater explains it all:

Can you pee it?

It's just like those car window decals of Calvin taking a wiz. Watch out for that yellow snow, everybody. But it could be worse. At least Santa Claus wasn't coming to town.


The first 'Fuller House' teaser is here and it features the character you forgot you missed.

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The firstFuller House trailer has arrived, and it focuses exclusively on a dog, as if to say, "Remember Comet?" The clip does feature Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey uttering two of their best catchphrases, but only shows the dog onscreen. Maybe this teaser is trying to tell the audience that the whole show will take place through the perspective of dogs and babies, Look Who's Talking-style.

Dog jokes aside, this somber tour through the old set will make you feel like it's TGIF again—it's sweet that they haven't done any redecorating in 20 years. There are barely two months left before you finally find out the answer to the big question of the series: Whatever happened to predictability?

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Jim from 'The Office' has been bench-pressing his desk or something.

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John Krasinski was supposed to be cute on The Office when he played prankster Jim Halpert, but in an approachable way. Sure, he's tall and handsome, but he's got a desk job. Jim is probably pretty soft underneath that loose button-down. Plus, he needed to spend a lot of time thinking about all the ways to torture Dwight, and that doesn't leave much space for going to the gym.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulkAfiT3KxU

Well, Krasinski is definitely trying to shake the affable boy-next-door look. In his upcoming movie 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi​, he plays a Navy SEAL, and did you know you have to be pretty fit for that? Men's Health interviewed him about his, uh, health, and included some pretty dope pictures for thirsty fans everywhere:

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Enhance:​

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Woo, boy. That gun show is almost enough to make someone go to a Michael Bay movie. Here's the trailer with all the explosions and pumped up masculinity a teen boy and perhaps some adults who want to see John Krasinski flex could ask for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CJBuUwd0Os

2015's most heart-pounding GoPro clip was a man resuscitating a tiny kitten found in the snow.

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A Utah man successfully resuscitated an 8-week-old kitten that he found frozen in the snow on Thanksgiving, using adorably gentle CPR. Luckily, his brother was on hand to capture the really, really cute video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCnRqZw4WiE

The kitty's savior, Justin Bingham, had apparently done some pre-veterinary work at Brigham Young University. The kitten was assumed to dead by his family when he was found face-down in the show with his eyes frozen open, but Bingham's training helped him recognized that it could potentially still be alive. The family has since adopted the kitten and named it, fittingly, Lazarus.

Kids were asked if they thought a woman could do Santa's job. Their answers were coal-worthy.

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Anomaly, an ad agency in London, asked kids an interesting hypothetical: "If Santa was a woman, could she do the job?" The kids they interviewed were adorable, but what they said wasn't—many had a hard time imagining a "Mother Christmas."

Some kids thought a lady Santa wouldn't physically be able to carry the bag of presents, and others anticipated that it would be hard for her to juggle motherhood with her Yuletide duties. On the other hand, one kid thought a Lady Santa would be even better than a male one, because she'd do a better job bossing the elves. And a few young feminists said "girls are no different than boys," so there is hope for the next generation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xumx9m5AAfg

None of the kids mentioned the fact that it would be cheaper for the North Pole to put Mother Christmas in charge, because she'd only make 70 cents to the dollar.

Will Ferrell is the new Bro Santa Claus, bruh.

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Will Ferrell stopped by The Tonight Show to visit Jimmy Fallon as a modern Bro Santa. Bro Santa has been upgraded (at least to 2004) with spiky blond hair, a gauge earring, a Bluetooth headset, and a camouflage sack full of toys. Basically, the character is a cross between Guy Fieri and Justin Bieber. Ferrell pulls it off brilliantly, of course, as he is a master of characters. (He recently brought back his famed impression of George W. Bush, btw.) Ferrell's explanation for Bro Santa is simple:

Look brah, the Kris Kringle we all grew up with is old and lame. Dude looks like someone's weird grandpa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb82z0sW4bU

Looks like Jimmy and a few lucky audience members had the pleasure of Bro Santa sitting in their laps. Everyone will have to wait until Christmas Day to see if they get a gift from Bro Santa, assuming they're in the drone zone.

The man behind 'Fedora Guy' speaks out about life as a really unfortunate meme.

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Memes can take many shapes, but all too often they take the shape of an actual human who walks this earth and is forever associated with a certain idea that may have nothing to do with them. Sometimes it can work out, like Success Kid using his fame to help his dad get a kidney transplant, sometimes it can be neutral, like how Ermahgerd Girl seems to be mostly burdened with laughing at herself, and sometimes it can be terrible, like it was for the woman in a before and after glamor make up shot. And now we must deliberate the case of Jerry Messing, better know as Fedora Guy:

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Messing was a successful child actor, in movies and on TV. He was on Freaks and Geeks and played Pugsley in Addams Family Reunion:

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In 2004 he took some fresh head shots and as a goof, put on the infamous hat. Ruh-roh. The pic made its way to Reddit and quickly became associated with all sorts of things that have nothing to do with Messing. He's now the face that is memed to criticize Men's Rights Activists and MRA's hated enemy White Knights (dudes that defend women online), as well as any kind of guy who might be seen as pathetic, nerdy, virginal, whatever. BuzzFeed interviewed him about how he deals with it all, and basically, he just stays off the damn Internet:

I’m certainly not thrilled with the communities the photo has come to represent...but it isn’t something I can really do anything about - so I don’t let it bother me.

For me, Internet use has been eighty percent gaming use and twenty percent socializing on a personal basis with long distance friends.

Though there is still Facebook. Messing has been inundated with questions and friend requests since he was identified as Fedora Guy, and has tried a couple of times to address it there:

His ending salvo, "No person should be judged by a measure they aren't even compliant to; a picture may be worth a thousand words, but it is not ideals," should be a watermark across every meme in existence. Though Messing encouraged people to share his message, the questions didn't slow down. He decided to have a little open forum chat in August, and people were surprisingly respectful and curious:

After some deliberation, I've decided I will actually start answering some questions. If you have something you really...

Posted by Jerry Messing on Sunday, August 30, 2015

Though they definitely focused on the Fedora thing:

Currently, Messing is living in Los Angeles on disability and working on losing weight so he can get back on his feet and hopefully back into acting. If someone's face had to be stolen by the Internet, at least it happened to a person who has more going on than a virtual life.

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Selena Gomez shared a bikini pic to promote something, but no one can figure out what.

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Pop star Selena Gomez shared a bikini selfie on her Instagram account yesterday in order to promote... something? She posted a photo of herself wearing a revealing black bathing suit, and captioned it "comin soon @stevenklein studio hehe." The vague message tagged photographer Steven Klein, which probably indicates that some type of photo shoot is coming soon. Or maybe they're opening a beauty shots studio together. Or maybe they were just both at the same water park. There's not much to go on.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_YUOOiujKc/

This is not the first time that Selena Gomez has shared a photo of herself in black undergarments to vaguely promote a mysterious project that ultimately raises more questions than it answers while also intriguing curious people who just want to see the picture. In fact, that's exactly what she did just this September.

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7 years ago, this guy's mom told him to sober up and send nice Xmas cards. It didn't work.

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Every year, photographer and comedian John Cessna posts his newest hilariously debauched Christmas card to the Internet with essentially the same title: "In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including the new one for 2015!" It's a very good title, since it tells you pretty much everything you need to know to enjoy this album—namely, that the idea is to horrify and disappoint his mom as much as possible. Over the years, they've been seen millions of times, and are probably received with more excitement each time than actual Christmas cards from actual family members. This year, he really stepped it up with some .gif versions:

As you may have noticed, 2015's entry took place in a dirty bathroom, implying John and Frosty the Snowman had come to some sort of illicit arrangement. John would like everyone to know, however, that the bathroom is actually quite nice and that he only dirtied it up for the shot before cleaning it afterwards. Thanks, John. That's definitely what people worry about when they see you in these photos.

Related: Single lady's hilarious Christmas cards will make you feel less lonely in your singledom.

Netflix designs socks that pause your show if you pass out, but you have to make them yourself.

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Netflix published instructions yesterday for making socks that sense when you fall asleep and immediately pause the show you're watching—perfect for the fan who's lazy enough to binge watch shows to the point of exhaustion but industrious enough to knit and program high-tech socks.

Wet Hot American Summer is one available sock design.

The socks work thanks to a device called an accelerometer that is very sensitive to motion. When you haven't moved in a while, it sends a signal to your TV to pause whatever show or movie you're watching. Don't worry if you normally aren't fidgety when you watch TV. "The accelerometer is very sensitive to little movements," Netflix says, "so it’s good at detecting when you’re just sitting still, raptly watching Netflix, and when you’ve actually fallen asleep.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Maybe the best thing about the DIY guide to making these socks is that it includes knitting patterns inspired by Netflix's most popular shows. Most of the patterns will only make sense as an in-joke to people who have watched these shows, so it's a good way to test show compatibility with a date with whom you're (*sigh*) (*big sigh*) "Netflix-and-chilling" (*biggest sigh*).

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Frankly, most people will probably have to buy these from someone who doesn't turn the color of a well-worn gym sock at the mention of "soldering." But check out the rest of these designs so you know what to look for on Etsy:

Orange Is The New Black
Narcos
Master of None
Jessica Jones
House of Cards
Grace and Frankie
Bojack Horseman
Bloodline

Weirdly, no Lillyhammer socks.

Macaulay Culkin is Home Alone's Kevin McCallister again in an expletive-filled webseries.

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The always whimsical Macaulay Culkin kind of released another Home Alone ​sequel today, playing a twisted, grown-up version of his character Kevin McCallisterin the first episode of the new web series ":DRYVRS." Yes, the title begins with a colon. Created by Moldy Peaches guitarist Jack Dishel,​ :DRYVRS looks at the drivers of an Uber or Lyft-like car service. Unfortunately for Dishel, Kevin McCallister is one of those drivers, and he is carrying some baggageThe kind of baggage you pick up when your childhood is shaped by repeated home invasions and abandonment:

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"How about this: your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their eight-year-old f*cking son," the former child actor says, explaining his bitter feelings about his mom. Even more disturbingly, he had to fend off his home from burglars who talked like they were out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. "'I'm going to get you, you little scamp!' They don't even curse!"

Adding insult to injury, Culkin says, this happened to "the cutest f*cking eight year old in the universe." Poignant pause from Culkin here. "By far."

At that point, someone tries to break into the car, and well... "you picked the wrong f*cking car, my friend." And he's right. This video goes dark.

The real-life Macaulay Culkin, who is frequently searched for on Google as "Macaulay Culkin dead?," seems like a fun and intense guy to hang around. That's because in addition to cool like this, he has his pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band, he was on the cool but briefly-lived speculative fiction show Kings, and of course there's his tee shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a shirt with Macaulay Culkin wearing a shirt of Ryan Gosling

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Lesbians kiss strange straight men for the first time and remain politely unimpressed.

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The folks over at The Human Experiment rounded up some lesbian women and some straight guys for the cringiest meet-and-kiss video yet unleashed on the Internet. It's unclear if this is the very first time these women have ever kissed a man, or just the first time since they've openly begun waving the rainbow flag. The only description on the video is, "Do lesbians secretly enjoy kissing men? Let's find out." After watching this video, here's the answer: emphatically not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahuF73PJr1Q

It's true, some of the girls blush with embarrassment or pity, but none of them say they've been brought over to the straight side. One guy cries, but he seems more overwhelmed by nervousness than moved to become a lesbian. That's how you turn gay, right? Through kissing?

Though the guys in this video were set up to fail, there are still some male commenters who think if they could have gotten in there with a little tongue, there'd be a few less Sapphists on the loose:

"I can change her!"

Oh, right. That's who this video was trying to reach: guys who need to stop saying stuff like that. Fortunately, being a douchebag is a lifestyle choice he can quit any time.


Kelly Clarkson "accidentally" made everyone wonder what number of babies she's having.

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Kelly Clarkson might have just revealed that she's having twins, or she might have misspoken, or she might be playing a long-term mind game to make a social statement about celebrity-obsessed Americans. Really, anything is possible, because in a radio interview with local Texas radio station 103.7 KVIL, the pregnant pop singer said, "I'm going to be everywhere once I get these kids popped out and done."

What's going on, Kel?

Yeah, she said the plural "kids," indicating that there might be a few babies rumbling around in there. The interviewers immediately caught what Clarkson said—shout out to Fort Worth's radio hosts for being on their game!—and pressed her for more info. But she just laughed. It seemed like a cool opportunity to be like, "Oh, let me clarify, there is only one baby. I understand why you thought that, but this is a misunderstanding, and I'll be having a singular child." But she totally didn't. Which is pretty suspicious, though not as definitive as an ultrasound.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9L52RzIzsL/

It's hard to know what's going on in Clarkson's mind. Because she makes a lot of calculating public moves that have kept her pregnancy firmly in the spotlight. Lately, she has:

  • Announced that she's pregnant (allegedly) spontaneously while singing a song at her concert.
  • Revealed the sex of the baby (or both babies???) in an Instagram photo (above).
  • Hidden potential clues about the baby's name in her family holiday card, though she now denies this.

Is it all a misunderstanding, or a long con? Who is having how many babies, dammit?!

Guy calls his parents on Skype and promptly scares the curse-words out of them by skydiving.

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Roger Ryan is an Irish backpacker that stunned his sweet parents back home when he Skyped them moments before jumping out of a plane. Ryan was on a trip with Hostelworld, which coordinated and posted the hilarious video of the jump from Sydney, Australia. At first, Ryan's parents back in Ireland think he is on a bus. Once they can see what he's actually doing, they appear to receive more of a thrill than he does. What follows is an awestruck string of f-bombs from his father, and uncontrollable excitement from his mother:

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It's quite evident that Ryan has some kickass parents. It's not too late for them to go skydiving. Just ask the great-grandmother that did it for her 100th birthday.

Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid got a hot homeless skateboarder a modeling contract.

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Supermodels and famous offspring Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid had a chance encounter with 20-year-old John Economou in Venice Beach that resulted in them jumpstarting his career. Jenner and Hadid were filming a commercial on the beach when they met Economou. He told The Daily Mail, "One of the girls said to me, 'You’re cute,' so I turned around and we struck up conversation." He added, "Kendall was cool, she was super down to earth and chill. We were just having a normal conversation about life, acting, modeling, personal lives," without seeing the redundancy of saying both "life" and "personal lives."

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Economou, who was born in Milwaukee, dropped out of school to move to California to pursue modeling and live a "hippie lifestyle."

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Equipped with just a backpack, Economou would sleep on the beach and pick up girls so he could occasionally secure a bed, earning the nickname the "Romeo of Venice Beach" (not to be confused with Leonardo DiCaprio in Baz Luhrman's Romeo + Juliet). He said,

I came out here knowing I would be sleeping under the stars but I also knew I could talk to a girl and make friends with her and hang out with her and then end up staying at their house and doing whatever. I do like sleeping on the beach but I obviously like going home with chicks too.

Kendall, proving that she is indeed the daughter of Kris, put the plan in motion to capitalize on the Romeo's hotness, introducing him to her manager, who got him signed with an agency.

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He's lucky that he met Kendall, because he sounds like just the person who would be keeping up with the Kardashians:

I came out here for one reason and that’s to get that money and get that fame.

How profound, Romeo.

An NBA player just delivered his own baby in his bathroom, and of course there's an Instagram photo.

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Even if you're not a sports fan, you have to admit that NBA players have incredible athleticism and talent... at delivering babies. Iman Shumpert, a shooting guard and small forward for the Cleveland Caveliers, had to deal with the surprise task of helping his baby into this world yesterday, and it seems like he actually did quite the satisfactory job. And as per tradition, the entire ordeal was documented in an Instagram post.

Shumpert's fiancé, singer Teyana Taylor, didn't realize she was in labor until—in what sounds like an urban legend that teenagers tell each other in sex ed—she felt the baby's head starting to come out. No!!!

The happy new mom and doctor.

Taylor explained that Shumpert ended up "playing Dr" while getting instructions from a 9-1-1 operator. He delivered the baby in the couple's bathroom, then tied off the umbilical cord with a pair of headphones. Another important reason not to leave your earbuds in any taxis: you might need them to deliver a baby.

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On Dec 16th at 6:42am in our bathroom Junie decided she wanted to take her first breath into this world. She came out as a wonderful surprise to everyone! Not knowing I was in labor until I felt her head...it took two ten count pushes with my fiancé playing Dr and she entered this world into his bare hands! Eyes full of tears and barely able to speak to the emergency operator @imanshumpert tied a pair of red headphones around the umbilical cord and the ambulance made there grand entrance 5 min later. She opened her eyes right away, gazed into mine and never cried! He handed her to me wrapped in our bath towel and wiped her face for me to see what LOVE really is. She has blown Christmas away! Our family is complete. Her blueprint will be unmatched. Welcome Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr. Mommy carried you. Daddy delivered you.#MeetTheParents we love you baby girl

This brings some much needed positive press to bathroom babies after the events on this season of Scream Queens.

Kids chose between a present for themselves or for their parents, and now everyone's crying.

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If you feel emotionally manipulated by this video, it's because it was created by a guy named Rob Bliss at an agency called UPtv that specializes in stunts meant to pluck the heartstrings. In it, they ask a bunch of kids from low-income families to chose between a gift for themselves and a gift for someone in their family. According to Mashable, who spoke with Bliss, about 80% of the kids in the "experiment" chose the gift for someone else. The naughty ones got edited out. Ah, the magic of film-making! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnZfRh_7tzw

After being forced to choose between childhood joy and helping their struggling families, the kids are surprised with the new that because they chose selflessly, they get to keep both gifts. (So did the "naughty" kids. Apparently, the producers didn't have the heart to yank gifts back from needy families. Weird.) A bunch of them cry, their parents cry, you'll probably cry. It's hard to maintain a safe crust of cynicism in the face of their sincere love for their families, so here are a bunch of comments from the Reddit thread about this video that will remind you why you should:

Then there are the Gift Choice Truthers who think the whole thing is completely fake, rather than only heavily contrived:

Whether or not you allow yourself to feel feelings over this vid, is it is ostensibly meant to draw attention to charity organizations like Boys and Girls Club of America and UPtv's Give It Up program. At the end of the video, viewers are directed to their site, although it takes some searching to finally find the where to click to actually participate in Family-to-Family gifting for the holiday season. It's as convoluted as the set-up for this whole weird experiment.

So, if you do feel feelings, try directing them to the local charity of your choice. Even if this set-up is completely fake, needy kids hoping for a gift this year is an all-too-real scenario.

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