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More of 2015's best news bloopers to make you giggle at your desk until you get fired.

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Earlier this month, YouTube's NewsBeFunny released their supercut of the funniest news bloopers of 2015. Coming in at a whopping 15 minutes, you might have assumed that they included every funny blooper that happened this past year. After all, how many mistakes could TV news crews really make? As it turns out, a lot.

NewsBeFunny has just dropped part 2, including 15 more minutes of tightly-edited news goofs. There's so much good stuff in here, it's no wonder that TV news is dying. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdMijiPad4

And if you're still hungry for more, here's their supercut of the best news bloopers of 2014. It's funny and nostalgic!


Sean Hayes' sugar-fueled lip-sync of Streisand's 'Jingle Bells' is the insanity Xmas needed.

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Emmy-winning actor Sean Hayes just posted this lip sync video to Barbra Streisand's manic version of "Jingle Bells," and the result is ten times more of a gay Fantasia than that Angels in America play. You know how when you eat a lot of sugar, it makes you really hyperactive? Of course you don't, you're an adult and have an entire world of alcohol and illicit drugs at your disposal. But the Will & Grace star still remembers that feeling from childhood, and he acts it out here in a video where, yes, sugar is a frequent visual metaphor for cocaine. Plus, Christmas! Plus, Sean Hayes is consistently good at these lip sync things, as is his husband.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=983517265037924

The video is weird and fun and watchable, but maybe the best thing about it is the top comment it's received on Facebook:

Debra Messing would love this!
She would.

An honest and delightfully vulgar trailer for another damn Hallmark Christmas movie.

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If you've turned on your TV in the last month, you've probably seen trailers for the Hallmark Channel's made-for-TV movie The Nine Lives of Christmas. According to this brutally honest parody from comedians Kristen Bartlett, Adam Maid, and Jason Gore, it's just "another dumb Christmas movie for your mom to masturbate to." From the romance between two people "who basically look like twins" to "the cat who watches them f*ck," this is the garbage you'll be seeing on Hallmark "every f*cking day this December." In case you didn't guess from those quotes, the audio is NSFW. 

https://youtu.be/7xzzRnEAMTM

White-knuckling it.

Adele expresses heartwarming support for her 3-year-old son, should he ever turn out to be gay.

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Adele graces the cover of TIME Magazine this week, and in an interview discusses her excitement about and support for her son's future, no matter what that future might be. She's excited to discover what type of man he'll become, and could care less about his sexuality:

He makes me so proud of myself, and he makes me like myself so much. I’ve never not liked myself. I don’t have hangups like that. But I’m so proud of myself that I made him in my belly ... I can’t wait to know who his best friends are going to be, who his girlfriend or his boyfriend is going to be or what movies he likes … Whatever my kid wants to do or be I will always support him no matter what.

Hello from the other side of your childhood, son.

The only way Adele's son could screw up with such a supportive mother is if he becomes part of a cult that hates pop music. Hopefully he doesn't feel too much pressure to have achieved as much in love or life as his mother did by the ages of 19, 21, and 25.

Ducking out.

A pug and a bunch of hot dudes danced around for charity, so you can thirst for a good cause.

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You might remember Helmut the Pug from when he burst onto the viral video scene with a ridiculously delightful parody of Drake's hit "Hotline Bling." For some reason, people will watch a pug dressed in a puffy coat do anything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJeTHjGRns

Helmut's new project is a calendar with a very simple premise: hot dudes holding pugs (particularly Helmut). Helmut and Hotties is on the market for just $15, and all proceeds go to the Pugalug Pug Rescue (A++ charity name, guys). If you don't want to shell out the dog-rescuing dough, however, there are plenty of behind-the-scenes shots of sultry eye-humping between dudes and dog on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/-yf7hzgkx_/?taken-by=helmutthepughttps://www.instagram.com/p/-_a_lxAk-A/?taken-by=helmutthepug

Plus some stills of the final project:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_ScZNmgk7k/?taken-by=helmutthepughttps://www.instagram.com/p/_kWQBYAk7G/?taken-by=helmutthepug

Merry Thirstmas, from Helmut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUIqZGgP2qc

Mariah Carey extends her ownership of Christmas with holiday photos of her cute kids.

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Mariah Carey shared new photos of her family being festive, which is totally unrelated to the singer losing her long-time claim to the #1-selling Christmas song of all time. That's right, as much as you hear "All I Want For Christmas Is You" in every grocery shop, drug store, and somehow even outside on the street throughout December, Mariah would like everyone to remember that she (and by extension her family) is Christmas.

Carey has taken her Christmas brand to the next level this year with an Instagram series capturing family moments, Christmas tree cameos, and fresh, powdery Aspen, Colorado snow. Much more festive than those lame Los Angeles celebs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_haTnxreG2/

Carey is currently in Aspen, Colorado, with her boyfriend, some guy. According to People, his name is James Packer and he's a legit millionaire. Oh, sorry, that was a typo. He's a billionaire. But unlike Carey, he is not Christmas.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_kbpLdLeJg/

Carey's twin four-year-old kids, Monroe and Morrocan, add inestimable brand value the fam's holiday proceedings with their intense cuteness. This was especially evident when they were decorating gingerbread cookies.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_ie5WDLeMB/

Of course, there's much, much more.

 

#cozywintermornings

A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on

https://www.instagram.com/p/_keh6fLePv/https://www.instagram.com/p/_mosYqreF_/https://www.instagram.com/p/_kJoWQLeBh/https://www.instagram.com/p/_heOb3reAF/https://www.instagram.com/p/_hkftqLePM/https://www.instagram.com/p/_huRuGreJZ/https://www.instagram.com/p/_mphvxLeHm/

Wow. This lady knows Christmas. Your move, Christina Aguilera.


Jennifer Lawrence admitted to making out with Liam Hemsworth off-screen because he's hot, duh.

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Jennifer Lawrence confessed to choosing Gale over Peeta on Watch What Happens Live. In a game of "Plead the Fifth"—a bit that also teaches the viewer about the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution—host Andy Cohen asked J. Law if she ever off-camera made out with Liam Hemsworth, ex-fiancé of Miley Cyrus and possessor of the same DNA as former Sexiest Man Alive, Chris Hemsworth. 

"Liam and I grew up together," she said, "Liam's real hot, what would you have done? Yeah."

It probably looked something like this.

Cohen also asked if she has ever gotten high before a Hollywood event (presumably that is the only way that they are bearable). She answered with an emphatic "yes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1por8fZxDI

Andy then asked Jen about hypothetically hooking up with Justin Bieber. Back in November, Biebs publicly expressed his interest in J. Law on Capital FM radio. In a game of "To Bae or Not to Bae"—a Hamlet reference that will confuse the f out of your parents—Bieber said about Jen, "Bae for sure. She's so sexy. She's unbelievable. She's so cute."

Andy brought this up to Jen, adding, "Would you ever tap that?"

"I'm going to say a hard no," she said.

Basically her reaction.

If you liked 'The Force Awakens' before, wait till you see BB-8 play with some baby chicks.

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Less than a week after its release, Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a global phenomenon. Breaking every box office record, it is introducing the world to a new generation of characters in an already well-known universe, and the reception has been overwhelmingly positive. In particular, one character has become a breakout star: the ball-shaped droid BB-8.

With experts claiming that BB-8 is cuter than R2-D2 (gasp), it's no surprise that the plucky little rolling guy has become a massively popular toy. And it's also no surprise that people are doing cute-ass stunts with that toy just to attract viral attention. So if you thought BB-8 was cute before, wait till you see him meeting some baby chicks, courtesy of Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_cpEPEHEz1/

It's cute enough to make you say, "R2-D who?"

Teacher who was told to take down her pink classroom Christmas tree wins after rant about PC culture.

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A teacher in Maine was told to take down the adorable hot pink Hello Kitty Christmas tree she had placed her classroom, and she was not too happy about it. "When I first started teaching, we had parties the last day of school before vacation and the kids would bring in cookies and we played holiday music—none of that is allowed now," the teacher, Catherine Gordon, added.

https://www.facebook.com/catherine.gordon1/posts/10205729328454926

After the post went viral, superintendent Betsy Webb said that the tree would be allowed to return. "In public schools, it is permissible to teach students about religion," she wrote, explaining her initial decision. "Yet, it is not permissible to observe religious holidays or practice religion in public schools."

Fair enough. You certainly wouldn't want to offend people who don't happen to practice medieval European paganism, from which the custom of the Christmas tree is derived. 

Mom writes a public thank-you note to a cashier whose skill with kids redefines "retail therapy."

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A mom wrote a Facebook post to thank the cashier who cheered up her struggling son, and not only is it going viral, it's making the entire holiday retail experience seem a lot more chill. Like, at least 500% more chill.

Kimberly Grandinette wrote about her experience shopping with her three-year-old son, who was having a hard time because her infant son (his brother) was in the hospital. Grandinette explained to their cashier, Kristen, how "all of the changes in routine and changes at home" had been rough on her older son. When he then asked if he could help ring up the family's groceries, because apparently working the checkout line the week of Christmas seemed like a fun activity to him, Kristen was really cool about it:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=820086749070&set=o.90250031635&type=3&theater

I just wanted to tell you about an awesome experience I had today. My three year old son and I went through the checkout at the end of our trip. I was telling the cashier (Kristen C) that my infant son is in the hospital right now and that my three year old is having a pretty rough time with all of the changes in routine and changes at home it is causing. Then my three year old asked Kristen if he could help her ring our groceries. 
She looked at my son and said "Certainly" and brought him behind the register with her. She was so patient with him as she let him help her scan the coupons and she made him feel like a million bucks. He skipped out of the store with a smile on his face. 
Thank you, Kristen, for making my son's day (and my day!) a bit brighter. 
Merry Christmas!!

That kid sounds like he was really happy. Maybe going to stores at this time of year is actually a relaxed, enriching experience that brings people together. Well, let's not get too carried away.

A Muslim mom posted that her daughter is scared of being deported. Army vets responded.

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GOP front runner Donald Trump has been escalating his racism and anti-Muslim sentiment, and it's definitely not making America great again. It's making it a pretty scary place, especially for kids who don't really understand what's going on, but may hear the hyperbole trickling down from adults who aren't thinking about little ears eavesdropping. In early December, a Muslim mom named Melissa Chance Yassini posted to Facebook about her 8-year-old daughter, Sofia, who is afraid of being deported for her religion, and it is heartbreaking:

https://www.facebook.com/melissa.yassini/posts/10154182269004769

She wrote:

Sad day in America when I have to comfort my 8 year old child who heard that someone with yellow hair named Trump wanted to kick all Muslims out of America. She had began collecting all her favorite things in a bag in case the army came to remove us from our homes. She checked the locks on the door 3-4 times. This is terrorism. No child in America deserves to feel that way.

The post soon went viral because the idea of little girl carrying around a suitcase like that is sad as hell. But there's a silver lining. The post caught the eye of an army vet in Colorado named Kerri Peek who posted her photo and commented:

Salamalakum Melissa! Please show this picture of me to your daughter. Tell her I am a Mama too and as a soldier I will protect her from the bad guys.

Peek was so upset by Melissa's post that she started a hashtag on Twitter and encouraged other army vets to respond. #IWillProtectYou is being used by hundreds of veterans to express messages of support and protection. Warning: It will make you cry:

https://twitter.com/That_Bama_Guy11/status/679055815098019840https://twitter.com/HilsAmanda/status/679349077579034624https://twitter.com/dramaticrose/status/679352582528106496https://twitter.com/wigwam/status/679344269719547904https://twitter.com/bryanchasebrown/status/679334965688016896https://twitter.com/shannon_cregan/status/679334847920398341https://twitter.com/simonsalt/status/679332129008914434https://twitter.com/usmcvet85/status/679327890266304512https://twitter.com/Caprickah/status/678593073610432512https://twitter.com/graythebruce/status/678287618409291777https://twitter.com/j_p_thompson/status/678231442879418369

This is what it looks like when soldiers make America great, Donald.

Radio DJ barricades self in booth, plays "Last Christmas" until daughter begs him to stop.

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Austrian radio DJ Joe Kohlhofer was determined to get his listeners in the Christmas spirit, no matter what the consequences. According to The Independent, a Santa-hat-clad Kohlhofer barricaded himself inside his studio using the old wooden-chair-under-the-door-handle trick, locking out his co-host Patricia Jordan in the process, and proceeded to blast Wham's Last Christmas on repeat. How long he would have gone had his four-year-old daughter intervened, no one knows. ​Over 120 angry listeners called the station to complain, but the DJ just smiled and let George Michael's smooth voice blast through the airways over and over and over. 24 times to be exact.

Last Christmas / I went insane at my job / the very next day / I was no longer a DJ.

The holiday hero could only be defeated by one thing, his young daughter. After 2 hours, she called in to say that she didn't like the song. At that, he removed the barricade from the door, and gave up on his dreams. His face looks so sad in the footage, which you can see in the full video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Bs76kezUs

The only thing that could cheer him up now is the epic music video from the song he risked everything for.

https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI

So worth it.

Christmas Season


Someone asked the Internet "what do you not f*** with?" The resulting list is terrifying.

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Asking the Internet things is fun, except when it's terrifying—like when someone innocently asked "What do you not fuck with?" as recently happened on Reddit. There were a few amusing joke answers, of course, but for the most part the question revealed fears many readers never even knew they had. They can be broken down into three basic categories: 1) things that will straight-up kill you, 2) things that will make you wish you were dead, and 3) things that will simply ruin your life and make you a miserable person. Are you ready to be horrified? Let's begin.

1. This may seem obvious, but beware spinning blade machines designed to slice through trees.

2. Chemistry is the building block of biology, and also its wrecking ball.

3. A rare moment of levity from Wu-Tang and Martin Shkreli.

4. These terrible, terrible plants you should avoid at all costs.

Here is that first link, here's the video link, and here's the last link.

5. Some argued opiates were the substance not to fuck with. Others said it was cocaine. To be clear, you should fuck with neither.

6. In the non-life-threatening department, here's some good advice on not being a terrible person.

7. Just in time for the release of The Revenant.

8. Seems obvious, yet so many people have trouble with this one (SO stands for "Significant Other" in case you're, uh, lonely).

9. On a similar note, this very clever fellow.

10. If you need to honestly debate whether moose or grizzlies are more frightening, just stay away from both of them.

11. You might interact with a brutal killer every day and never even think about it.

12. Alternatively, you should avoid interacting with these very well-known brutal killers if at all possible.

13. Hey, remember the funny answers? Those were good times.

14. Let's dial it back to merely "creatures that will make you wish you were dead."

15. Probably risking a lawsuit just by posting this.

16. Did we mention electricity, and why it's way more dangerous in America? (Hint: when you invent the power grid first, it means you have the oldest power grid.)

17. Finally, "Chemistry is Horrible, Part 2." Strap in, this one is long and full of new ways to imagine dying.


Have fun sleeping, everyone! Merry Christmas!

10 couples whose creative weddings earned them the Internet fame they craved in 2015.

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Viral wedding videos were all the rage in 2015. Love just isn't enough to base a successful marriage on, anymore; you need Internet fame. It seems like everything has been done already, so you might need to literally hang off a cliff in order to get people to look at your wedding pictures. Without further ado, here were the best viral wedding moments Someecards writers and editors came across in 2015 that make enjoying a simple "I do" ceremony more and more difficult:

1. The magical Drunk History couple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLTTrpYb6OA

The drunk history couple didn't get enough attention. Here is their first dance, complete with magic.

2. This couple who arrived at their wedding on unicorn jet skis.

https://twitter.com/LogoTV/status/636585534102630400

These grooms blew every other wedding march out of the water when they showed up on freaking unicorn jet skis.

3. The couple who included all 250 wedding guests in a viral video. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi1syPvmAWg

Robert and Teresa Ly gave their dance routine a fun twist: it involved all 250 of their absurdly good-looking guests. Also, the bride didn't wear white. It was confusing. 

4. The couple who had to be rescued from an elevator.

https://twitter.com/HarrySteinDC/status/653399223011016704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Liz Copeland and Harry Stein were married earlier this month, but only after they were shafted by an elevator. What a convenient way to get viral wedding pics.

5. The bride who made human cakes.

https://www.facebook.com/Cakes.Tasty/photos/a.146998598726365.31351.142066615886230/925977257495158/?type=3&theater

Lara Mason is an award winning baker who has made cakes in every shape and size, specifically the size and shape of her and her husband's own heads.

6. This show-off bride who saved a life on the way to the reception.

Better pic than jumping up in the air.

A paramedic named Sarah Ray had just finished her wedding ceremony when she left to be a first responder at a crash scene involving her father and grandparents.

7. The couple who fed refugees.

Everybody look at us being so nice and fancy.

Bride and groom Esra Polat and Fethullah Üzümcüoğlu spent their wedding day feeding people at Syrian refugee camp in Turkey, and they even had their wedding pictures taken there, so maybe it wasn't that selfless.

8. A very cute couple who had their dog film their wedding.

https://youtu.be/SPROD2u7Ulo

Instead of hiring a company to film their nuptials, Addie and Marhsall Burnette put their Siberian Husky in a Go-Pro and had him to work as their videographer. For free. Let's hope they didn't make him film the honeymoon as well.

9. The groom who follows his bride everywhere.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3ovCsPGs1X/

Murad Osmann is famous for his photographs that show him following his girlfriend around the world. Their breathtaking wedding photos were the cherry on top of the Internet fame sundae.

10. Finally, this elegant, dignified pug wedding.

Pug life, till  death do us part.

This is the only wedding anyone really wants to see anymore. If you're not a pug, just stay single.  

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13 group texts that prove people don't know how to use group texts.

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Group texts are conducive to a spectrum of different accidents. There are people reading messages they weren't supposed to read, people not getting a joke that you thought would slay, and of course, parents just not understanding how group text works. Here are 13 examples of really awkward group texts.

1. This guy who seriously meant pre-game.


2. This person who was just got a company phone.


3. This lonely ex who accidentally texted a group.


4. This stoned guy who interrupted a very serious conversation.


5. This lady who was somehow added to the party planning committee.

https://twitter.com/MEGgarspizza/status/676963451269488641https://twitter.com/MEGgarspizza/status/676963630873780225

6. This inappropriate step-dad.


7. This eager brother.

https://twitter.com/jadaclairee/status/659203928106647552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

8. Barbara.


9. This mom with rotten children.

https://twitter.com/_mkkirby/status/655110180728930304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

10. This Bee Movie fan.

https://twitter.com/lindseaaa/status/658483988105838592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

11. This clueless dad.

https://twitter.com/_itsjustinee_/status/654722926428622848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

12. This workplace disaster.


13. This guy who accidentally mass texted his Tinder matches.

Grinches fire cafeteria worker for giving a 12-year-old with no money a free hot meal.

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Cafeteria worker Dalene Bowden lost her job at an Idaho public school for giving a free lunch to a 12-year-old student with no money earlier this month. The lunch was worth $1.70, yet carries with it the hefty price of a person's entire career. It's not the first time a lunch lady has been fired for having a soul.

Grinches can't stop her.

Initially, Bowden was put on unpaid leave, but a recent Facebook post to the group Give Dalene Bowden her job back seems to show she's been fired:

https://www.facebook.com/229098840755298/photos/a.229608357371013.1073741827.229098840755298/229608317371017/?type=3&theater

The main takeaway from the letter reads:

The reason for your termination is due to your theft -- stealing school district or another’s property and inaccurate transactions when ordering, receiving and serving food.

Bowden admits she was "in the wrong" but has no regrets about not wanting a student to go hungry. She told the Idaho Statesman, “I would do it again in the same situation." She's started a GoFundMe campaign to help cover legal costs to fight to change school lunch laws. She's already raised $1,435, which is a lot of free lunches.

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