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Mom blows up Facebook with slightly creepy post about her 6-year-old taking her out on dates.

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Nikkole Paulun, a former TV star thanks to season two of Sixteen and Pregnant, is back in the spotlight for infuriating people on Facebook. The mother of two shared a post about how once a month she and her six-year-old son Lyle, whom she gave birth to on the MTV show, go out for a "date." In her own words:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1116025505096529&set=a.246549828710772.70483.100000672717927&type=3&theater

Once a month my 6 year old son takes me out on a dinner date. He opens doors for me, pulls out my chair, talks about his day & asks me how mine was, pays the bill with money he earned by doing chores, and even tips the waiter/waitress. By doing this I am teaching him how to treat a lady & how to take her on a proper date. How to show that he respects the woman he loves (right now that would be mommy). We put our phone and iPad away (except to take this photo) and sit and talk to each other about our days, things we want to do, etc. I'm teaching him proper table manners and that it's rude to sit on your phone on a date with your mom or with anyone else. He learns the value of money and how to manage it. He learns how to do math as we add up what we want and make sure we have 15% of it to leave for a tip. Yes he is young but I believe this is something he should learn now. It's never too early to teach your child how to properly respect others, especially women. As a woman who has been abused & treated like crap in the past, it's extremely important to me that I teach my son how to show respect. Too many men these days have no idea how to treat women or how to take them on a nice date. It's nice to know my son won't be one of them. 

A terrible example of parenting, if you ask certain people. Paulun was slammed in the comments for "imposing all these expectations on children that they *must* want to be in a relationship and it has to be heterosexual." Other criticizers concluded Paulun is "making [her son] feel like all women are better than him." Or maybe she's spending quality time with her kid and teaching him math? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/1WPhyYyqCj/?taken-by=nikkolemtv

Facebook temporarily suspended Paulun's account over the post because it was so horrible because people reported her account as fake. It's not. It's real, and Paulun, who had a baby girl last year, actually makes her son do chores and go out to dinner with her.

https://www.instagram.com/p/73_0HtyqBA/

The horror.


Watch Leonardo DiCaprio's face change over two decades, while his Oscar status stays the same.

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Leonardo DiCapriojust broke up with his latest model girlfriend, and he's currently starring in a new movie called The Revenant where he did NOT get raped by a bear (so he says). But who even cares about all of that? Let's focus on what's important: how freakin' wide Leo's head has ballooned in the last 25 years. That thing is getting huge—dare we say Titanic-sized? Moviepilot created a montage of Leo's changing looks over the course of his quarter century in showbiz. The freaky vid goes by fast, so you barely get a chance to drool over the smokin' hot years, but give it a try.

https://www.facebook.com/moviepilotvideo/videos/902444316471375/?theater

Can't help but think this montage would be better if he was crying in every picture. Here's a video of him freaking out repeatedly because he still doesn't have an Oscar.

https://youtu.be/zWxr0UMysww

WHHHHHHHHHHY OSCAR WHHHHHHY?!?!

Bonus: If you like watching hunks rapidly age, check out Jared Leto's face morph.

A wife started texting her husband all the crazy stuff he says to her in his sleep.

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A couple weeks ago, Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy posted a collection of texts sent to him from his wife of all the weird ass stuff he says to her when he's sleeping. These texts are the perfect window into someone else's sleeping mind: you get to fill in the blanks. Trying to communicate while you're asleep is ridiculous and this couple's obvious delight in his persistent attempts is infectious.

It's better if she never knows.

No glove, much love.

Customer complains to Amazon, finds 10 inches of payback in his shopping cart.

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In October 2015, an Amazon.de shopper living in Ireland found a very curious item in his checkout bin after filing a customer complaint about an order. The shopper, Pedro, ordered a textbook but received the incorrect edition. When he contacted customer service, they took a few days trying to locate the current edition of the book, and were unable to do so. He received a full refund, but had wasted a lot of time due to Amazon's errors and still didn't have the book he needed.

After he received the refund, he left negative feedback on a customer satisfaction survey. The next time he opened Amazon, there was a new item in his checkout bin. Specifically, it was "The Hulk 10.25-inch Huge Dong Black." It seems that one of the customer service reps that handled Pedro's case decided to stick it to him and be a huge dick about it. Worst of all, it wasn't a classy dildo that you can use to inter someone's ashes. Here's Pedro's cart that shows the previously ordered book and newly added hulk dong:

https://twitter.com/ArsTechnicaUK/status/684347384592216064

Here's a closeup:

"Huge"

That supposedly black dildo is clearly pink. Amazon can't get anything right! Pedro made certain to note that he has a good sense of humor, and is not offended by the sight of a dildo:

If my best friend did it to me while I wasn't watching, of course I would find it funny. I'm not a prude.

The issue was that he opened Amazon at work:

The problem is, I was at the office, in an open space, with people behind me. A guy and two girls were sitting by me when I opened up Amazon and they saw the contents of my shopping basket.

That is a problem. Nothing makes it sound like someone totally ordered a dildo than to hear them explain it by saying a vengeful Amazon rep must've placed it in their cart. That's the oldest excuse in the book. It also makes Pedro susceptible to classic office pranks, like putting a 10-inch dildo in someone's coffee mug.

Pedro defended his office honor by speaking with a head of Amazon customer service, and was ultimately given a €100 voucher. That's almost enough for two hulk dongs! It's unclear if Amazon was ever able to identify the dildo bandit amidst their ranks. Hopefully Pedro can buy himself something nice and stop getting teased at work.

Someone actually went on a Tinder date with pharma bro Martin Shkreli.

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This past fall, actor and writer Jacklyn Collier went on a Tinder date with slimy 'pharma bro' and Wu-Tang enthusiast Martin Shkreli. Unlike people suffering from AIDS and needing the drug Daraprim to survive, or the people who invested in his other companies (which he used to commit securities fraud), Collier said that she "had a pretty good time." She chronicled the experience in The Washington Post.

Swiping through Tinder, Collier wasn't only liked by Martin, she was "super-liked," an expression of extreme thirst even clearer than being on Twitter in the first place.

There's a risk of catfishing with anyone on the Internet, but especially with notorious public figures. Collier took all the anti-catfishing precautions she could:

We exchanged numbers and he promptly sent me a selfie along with photos of his credit card and driver’s license. I was tempted to ask for the security code on the back of the card, but instead told him that he should probably stop texting pictures of his identification to strangers from the Internet.

Shkreli then asked Collier on a date, much like he asked his investors to trust him before committing securities fraud.

"Like nearly every other American, I was outraged when I heard that Martin’s company had raised the price of Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per pill," she said. "However, I wanted to be open-minded and meet the man behind the hype."

She had noble dreams for what could come from a date with "the most hated man in America":

Okay, I admit that I also had a fantasy of being the manic pixie dream girl who helped him turn his life around. I pictured us opening an HIV/AIDS clinic together and wandering the streets of New York, handing out wads of cash to the homeless people and other strangers.

Collier adds, "When it came to planning the date, Martin was the most considerate Tinderfella I have encountered." He worked around her schedule and vegetarianism, and they met at a cool Japanese place in TriBeCa.

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/656872697893408768

Apparently he is shorter in real life, and also not as cocky as he comes off on social media. Being open and focusing on his philanthropy seems pretty non-Shkreli-ish. From Collier's description, the whole date seems pretty benign, except for dessert.

Lest she forget that he was Martin Shkreli, he ordered a $120 cup of tea. A one hundred and twenty dollar cup of leaves in hot water:

This was the most surprising and jarring moment of the night. I know he’s a multi-millionaire, but I thought we were on the same page about this tea. He asked if I wanted a cup, and I couldn’t bring myself to say yes. (Though I did think about asking him to Venmo me the $120 so I could use it to cover my Time Warner bill.)

Like a good multi-millionaire gentleman, Shkreli offered his driver to Collier, who shuttled her back from TriBeCa to Queens. Luckily, that's the most 50 Shades of Grey thing about the date.

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/637000899911675904

"I am not trying to excuse his professional behavior or say he’s a good person. (I can’t really tell from one date and occasional text communication.) But he’s a lot more interesting and complex than I would have imagined," she concludes.

"My only regret is not guzzling a cup of that $120 tea. As far as Tinder dates go, I’d call that a win."

Read the rest of Collier's story at The Washington Post.

Photographer searching for 'real beauty' ends up capturing conventionally attractive women in every country.

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There are a lot of Instagram accounts dedicated to "real life," and in photographer Mihaela Noroc's case, it's real beauty from around the world. She's been working for years on a collection of portraits in every country of beautiful women, and is now making her way through Tibet and India.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9thmnxH07i/?taken-by=mihaelanoroc

Along the way she's discovered something very interesting: there are thin, conventionally attractive women with symmetrical, feminine features on every continent! Noroc is Romanian, and that's where she started discovering her first cover-ready models:

https://www.instagram.com/p/-wNtkRH08V/?taken-by=mihaelanoroc

Her photos, and the women in them, are very beautiful to look at. There's a real diversity of culture and race, but in terms of standards of attractiveness, they're a bit homogenous and tend to fall into the same age range:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_ZkQNdn0yt/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/_Rnte0H0xn/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/9Yx4chH025/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/9JVqheH09_/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/6kOieiH0-k/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/0A-0Bon06r/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/wx1hNDn0wx/?taken-by=mihaelanorochttps://www.instagram.com/p/v3IeFBn08J/?taken-by=mihaelanoroc

There are a fewer older women, but they're mostly swathed in traditional headdresses:

https://www.instagram.com/p/0AQMLCH02U/?taken-by=mihaelanoroc

People have complained to her about the lack of variety in her subjects, at least in regards to age, to which she responded with this:

Some people ask me why there are only young women in The Atlas of Beauty. The answer is simple. Because until now 99% of the project was made with my own small savings and I didn't have enough time and funds to study all ages properly. So I chose one age: my own age. In the near future I hope I will raise decent funds to capture more diversity, in more countries because beauty is everywhere and has no age limit.

It would have been too expensive to photograph older women somehow? Oh well. Bottom-line, it's her project and she can think whoever she wants is beautiful.

Ingenious mattress with built-in pet bed keeps disgustingly dirty paws away from your face.

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Sure they can be cute (like really cute) but pets can be very dirty, too. Outdoor pets tend to pick up fun things like dirt, or, if they live in more populous cities, vomit residue. Then, because pets love their owners so much, they typically want to climb into bed after a long day of dragging their feet through nasty stuff.

How nice of them.

Brazilian company Colchão Inteligente has designed a bed to solve that problem: a mattress with a tiny space carved out for little pets.

https://www.facebook.com/colchaointeligente/photos/pb.369513503180095.-2207520000.1452013346./741439139320861/?type=3&src=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-xta1%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F10308183_741439139320861_1587130777180084154_n.jpg%3Foh%3D031299861e2a06e3264088e7042c7b9e%26oe%3D57103055&size=960%2C720&fbid=741439139320861

Mood lighting is optional.

https://www.facebook.com/colchaointeligente/photos/pb.369513503180095.-2207520000.1452013533./741380319326743/?type=3&theater

Pets love it!!

https://www.facebook.com/colchaointeligente/photos/pb.369513503180095.-2207520000.1452013346./741800889284686/?type=3&theaterhttps://www.facebook.com/colchaointeligente/photos/pb.369513503180095.-2207520000.1452013346./741800812618027/?type=3&theater

Okay, here's one pet that doesn't look completely forlorn inside the mattress:

https://www.facebook.com/colchaointeligente/photos/pb.369513503180095.-2207520000.1452013346./741380382660070/?type=3&theater

He probably looks happy because he's planning to jump up on the mattress when no one's looking.


A dying dog's owners are taking him on a bucket list adventure around the country.

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Meet Poh, a sweet-looking shelter dog adopted by Thomas Neil Rodriguez and his fiancée Goumanda. When veterinarians found two large inoperable tumors in Poh's abdomen last year, his people decided to make the most of his remaining time by creating a bucket list full of fun doggy adventures that has taken them all across the country.

Poh and his human couple have been exploring their way through California, Las Vegas, New York, Washington D.C. and a whole bunch of other places, meeting human and canine friends along the way and documenting the whole experience on Instagram. Good luck reading about this dog and his adventures without tearing up a little UNLESS YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/7ho3kyJyFU/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/8Zn3HypyKv/https://www.instagram.com/p/-Jn79oJyLP/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/76SAxqJyOa/https://www.instagram.com/p/_uG4zIpyMd/https://www.instagram.com/p/6WFmUcJyAx/

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Larry David won't ask Jennifer Lawrence out, but it's apparently not for her lack of trying.

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Jennifer Lawrence has long been public about her "below-the-belt" crush on Larry David, but unlike most people with celebrity crushes, when she got the chance to meet him, she actually followed through: in a great new interview with Glamour magazine's editor-in-chief Cindi Leive, Lawrence reveals she gave the Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator her number, but he never used it.

Says Academy Award-winning actress:

JL: I gave Larry David my number. And he never called. [Laughs.]
CL: He might have been like, “That chick is 40 years younger than me. I’m not calling her.” He has a moral compass.
JL: Which makes him even more attractive. I love that he didn’t call me. It makes him so much hotter.
CL: Have you seen his Bernie Sanders impression [on Saturday Night Live]?
JL: Yes! I masturbated to it. [Laughs.] Joking. Obviously didn’t.
 

Sure, Jen. David publicly responded to Lawrence's crush last year by politely breaking her heart. "On one hand, it's very flattering and on another hand, it's kind of a shame—in terms of timing," he said, referencing the more than 40 years age difference between the two stars. 

But back to the Glamour interview, in which Lawrence admits that she knows you think she's faking falling down all the time:

CL: Well, there are a million GIFs of you that say: “Trips up the stairs, still the most likable person on the planet.” You know that’s your reputation. 
JL: I spilled milk this morning. Last night I spilled red wine all over the rug. All I want to be able to do is just walk from one place to another without falling! It’s so annoying, honestly. And now I've gone from the charming, like, “Oh my God, whoops, I fell”—now it really pisses me off. ’Cause it’s embarrassing now. So now I fall, and I'm like, “Stop looking at me! Don’t take a picture!”
CL: But what about the conspiracy theory, that it’s all [fake]?
JL: That’s why it's embarrassing! That’s why I want to be able to stop doing it. When I fell the second year at the Oscars, I was just like, “F--k.” ’Cause I would think the same exact thing. I know it looks like a gag. It's really, really not. 

Start your year off right by deleting all the pre-loaded apps you hate from your phone.

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New year, new you. The best way to fulfill your resolutions is not working out or eating right, it's downloading apps that tell you when to work out and eat right. But then your screen gets cluttered, and clutter is so 2015. Luckily, the nerds over at videosdebarraquito have figured out how to hide all those pre-loaded apps that make you say, "What the hell is this for?" when you're looking for something useful on your phone. It's only 50 seconds long and the new you is patient enough to watch the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeP42GH0OY

Seth Meyers made a perfect 'Making a Murderer' parody, ya know?

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Seth Meyers made a perfect parody of Making a Murderer, and it's just as good as when he recreated the ending to every romantic comedy. Anyone who has watched a few episodes of the Making a Murderer will appreciate the use of phone calls and Wisconsin accents. Even if you haven't seen the show, you can still appreciate this parody if you were dreading returning to work after the holiday break (so, if you're pretty much anyone). 

https://youtu.be/yRguRPcGMQA

The only thing missing from this parody is an obnoxious prosecutor that everyone loves to hate. Hopefully NBC does not repeatedly deny or overturn Seth's return to the show.

Tourist deported after comparing host country's national dish to a horse's genitalia on Facebook.

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Turns out Kyrgyzstan is NOT kidding around when it comes to their beloved national delicacy "chuchuk." Scottish gold mine worker Michael McFeat learned that the hard way, when he joked on Facebook on New Year's Eve that the sausage, which is made out of horse meat, looked like a horse's penis (not a specific horse, just any horse really).

Man whose native country invented haggis.

His joke, accompanied by a photo of his coworkers lining up to order the delicacy, caused a brief work strike at the mine (yes, really), but McFeat did manage to dodge the very serious charge of "inciting inter-ethnic hatred," punishable by 3-5 years in prison. But despite deleting the post and apologizing, he was told he had 24 hours to leave the country. Officials say he was deported due to a lack of proper documentation to work in the country, but really it's absolutely because he said the sausage looked like horse dick. Which it does. 

https://twitter.com/iansco/status/684006684944150528

Here's the latest question plaguing the Internet—is this fluffy thing a bear or dog?

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First, there was #TheDress debate, then the "how would dogs wear pants" debate, and now, there's Beardog. Buzzfeed writer Rachel Zarrell posted a pic of this cute fluffball on Sunday with the caption "what in the living hell is this creature" and the Internet responded. People weren't sure if it was a bear, a dog, a wookie or some kind of hybrid. Most people were team bear, although one thing was unanimous, they all wanted to hug the fluffy fella.

https://twitter.com/rachelzarrell/status/683872031327285248https://twitter.com/GoldPartGoddess/status/683362915596894208https://twitter.com/natgowild/status/684309246616416256https://twitter.com/CoachEnglish43/status/684424211461353472https://twitter.com/brittanyschray/status/683350524897267712https://twitter.com/kiddle/status/683936600057761794

Finally the mystery was solved. Beardog is actually a pomeranian mix named Bounce. 

https://twitter.com/rachelzarrell/status/684083517119180801

OR IS HE?


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The Rock is leaving thirsty comments on Zac Efron's photos just like a normal fan.

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Blue-eyed hardbody Zac Efron is soooo excited to be working with his hero Robert DeNiro, even though it's on a movie called Dirty Grandpa. Obviously, with a title like that, this is not going to be a film with much gravitas. Efron posted a picture of himself with DeNiro in which he is wearing a shirt that reads, "Stop staring at my tits." But ya can't, because they're just too nice:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_7xHB6m87T/?taken-by=zacefron

He captioned his post:

It's been a life long dream of mine to work with De Niro. Lo and behold, I spend most of the movie naked or in women's clothing. And you know what...it was TOTALLY WORTH IT. I can't wait for you to see @dirtygrandpa - it's hilarious! Save the date for a wild (and really weird) ride on JAN 22 #dirtygrandpa

Very exciting promo. So exciting, even The Rock got a little excited. He commented on the 'gram, 'cause they're bros:

The thirst is real.

The Rock posts detailed videos of the woman chosen to fill Pam Anderson's 'Baywatch' suit.

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The Rock is working on a Baywatch reboot with his palZac Efron, due out in 2017. Of course, the most iconic part of that TV show was Pamela Anderson jogging in slow motion as lifeguard C.J. Parker. (Yes, her character had a name!)TMZ is reporting that Ms. Anderson wasn't asked to be a part of the movie, but that she is pretty sure it's going to suck. That's your opinion, ma'am. Others disagree, especially now that they've cast another nubile blonde to run on the beach in a bathing suit. World, meet Kelly Rohrbach, making her debut here on The Rock's Instagram account:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAIF0lkIh2I/?taken-by=therockhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BAIHEUUoh41/?taken-by=therockhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BAIJa_wIh91/?taken-by=therock

Hard to say if she can achieve Pamela Anderson's icon status, but any lady who can be chill about being pushed in the sand has potential.

Getting hot.

The best thing about this dad videobombing his daughters is how much better at dancing he is.

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Watch this dad whip, now watch him nae nae. Watch him whip, whip, now watch him nae nae. Watch him bust a move and shake his butt. Watch as he out-grooves his two daughters for over a minute before they notice. 

https://www.facebook.com/5Bravo/videos/515840541918980/

Mike Jones of Smithville, Tennessee, jumped in behind his 10- and 12-year-old girls when he saw them about to start recording their dance to "Watch Me (Whip Nae/Nae). He posted the video on Facebook at the end of December and was shocked when it went viral. 

Now watch as everyone on the Internet tries to get this awesome dad to adopt them.  

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