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George Costanza, the 'Seinfeld' character, is finally getting his own themed bar.

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Someone is opening a bar in Australia that's based on George Costanza, Jason Alexander's lovably pathetic character from the TV show Seinfeld. It's an idea similar to that Harry Potter-themed bar in Canada, but probably with more masturbation jokes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/_9SMN-Hbgo/?taken-by=georgesbarfitzroy

George's Bar in Melbourne will feature food and drink with titles referencing Seinfeld in-jokes, lots of pictures of Jason Alexander, and even a Frogger machine where you can try to beat George's impossibly high score.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAGOG5xnbqL/?taken-by=georgesbarfitzroy

Jason Alexander is on board:

https://twitter.com/IJasonAlexander/status/682976618449473537https://www.instagram.com/p/_vK0xsnbmK/?taken-by=georgesbarfitzroy

Also, you might see Jennifer Lawrence there, since she's apparently sexually attracted to Larry David (Costanza is famously based on David).

https://www.instagram.com/p/_8jhE3nbjx/?taken-by=georgesbarfitzroy

Anyway, here's hoping a Marriage Ref-themed bar is next in the works.


13 times face swapping was even creepier than it's supposed to be.

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Whether through faulty apps or crafty Photoshopping, face swap photos have a unique ability to terrify. While it's hilarious to see what you would look like with your friend's hair, and what they look like with yours, glitches in The Matrix can lead to some terrifying results, like large babies, hamburgers for heads, and doll faces on humans.

Feast your eyes on these ridiculously creepy reversals of features. It's American Horror Story: Face Swap.

1. The mustache face.

Watch the face-mustache become a new hipster trend. 

2. The tire rim face.

How Bane was born.

3. The adult babyface.

Santa Claus is confused about who to give presents to. 

4. The Benjamin Button face.

Benjamin Buttoning so hard.

5. The doll face.

Where the 1930s slang term/your next nightmare came from.

6. The jack-o-lantern face. 

All face swaps are inherently Halloween-y.

7.  The pleasurable Adam Levine face. 

He will be loved.

8. The dolphin face.

Why the long face?

9. The hamburger face.

You are what you eat.

10. The tummy face.

Listen to the tummy grumbling.

11. The baby shower face.

Even scarier than the shower scene in Psycho.

12. The baby swimmer face.

Basically every large baby is terrifying.

13. The Hathahaal face.

Doesn't look too much like Maggie.

Burglars break into cafe, cook up burgers, and leave a nice note.

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For the third time in a year, burglars broke into the Colne Football Club's cafe in Lancashire county, England. The last break-in, according to the BBC, involved thieves spraying milk on the walls. This time, the small-time criminals used the walls for another end: to praise the cafe's food.

https://twitter.com/Colne_FC/status/683649711941808129

Thank you the burger was great :-)

Joey back at it

Janette Harries, the soccer team's club treasurer, told the BBC that the thieves nabbed the burgers from the freezer and tossed them on the griddle with a dash of oil. Because these are British thieves, they also snacked on some teacakes and took 10 bottles of booze for the road. 

In total, this break-in set the club back £1,000. Colne FC set up a JustGiving page for donations, and they have since reached their crowdfunding goal. 

With all the positive publicity for their burgers, maybe the club should invest that money in hiring more staff. Or improving security. Yeah, they should probably start with that. 

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Eagle-eyed ‘Star Wars’ fan finds a new way George Lucas ruined the prequels.

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As if the prequels couldn't get any worse or have any more unnecessary CG, it looks like George Lucas might've used takes of different actors as Anakin in the same shot, and then morphed them all together so you wouldn't notice. Ten years after the film came out, Redditor rod_munch spotted the trick and posted a GIF of Anakin clearly morphing (not from Skywalker into Darth Vader, but into different versions of himself).

For reference, this is what Anakin Skywalker looks like for most of the movies:

https://twitter.com/Libby_Newell/status/681128080119885824

Focus on the cheeks and the nose: While the shot comes from Revenge of the Sith, it looks like an attack of the clones.

https://gfycat.com/EthicalCapitalAmmonite

Apparently this is one of many tricks Lucas pulled, using CGI to cover up anything he didn't think was absolutely perfect: 

Other Redditors provided insights into Lucas's sneakiness:

And a Canadian professional backed up the claim:

This dude has his mind so completely blown that he turns into an emoji.

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Most readers of this website do not get Australia's Got Talenton their American televisions, but you may want to ask your cable provider to hook you up after watching this ad for the new season, which features zero acts, but focuses on the blown-away face of one young man in the crowd. What this man is looking at, no one can say—although the lighting implies it involves fire. Whatever it is will probably be a letdown after you've seen this guy's face. Frankly, if you just gave this kid's face its own show and watched him react to things off-screen, it would probably win all the Emmys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRGuf81DAXg

It should be noted that the man, Josh Saunders, had no idea he was being filmed, but seems to have embraced his newfound fame, joking that he was surprised "no one lost their dinner" watching his spot.

14 people who promptly proved they shouldn't own drones.

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Among other reasons, drones are appealing because they're relatively inexpensive gadgets that feel futuristic. A flying camera, how neat! Despite seeming like a symbol of the great leaps technology has taken, these 14 mishaps prove that drones still have a long way to go. 

1. This drone was asking for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4emOInWh2ec

2. They didn't believe enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcW4u8r0xkg

3. Drones are great for capturing special moments, or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmBEwlGCwPI

4. The eagle wasn't cool with sharing air space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-xBtVU4lg

5. Hair is a drone's favorite place to burrow.

6. Zero effort.

https://vine.co/v/bFjznwOvX0p

7. Beware of dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLz00N4pK90

8. Never let go, Jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsHMjWORFvI

9. This one wasn't the drone's fault.

https://vine.co/v/MYUUzLA2aO9

10. Totally part of the trick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygDZehcKIhE

11. This drone has issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f3lsW0HaBc

12. The drone objects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocqB6_y71xE

13. Simply taking a break.

https://twitter.com/getphillyyy/status/681943872021348352

14. Animals really have it out for drones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zw8h4epQM

Is the innate dislike animals have for drones an indicator that machines are suspicious? No, that can't be right. All the futuristic movies about technology have happy endings.

The 21 funniest conclusions people have drawn from 'Making a Murderer.'

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The Netflix documentary Making a Murderer has received extensive national press attention and social media conversation since its release in December. Seth Meyers even created a parody using some of the series' most memorable characteristics. Many viewers had extra time on their hands during the holiday break, and instead of spending time with family they devoted 10 hours to watching the documentary in its entirety. Here are the best tweets in response to the series:

1. 

https://twitter.com/nanglish/status/684270446439710720

2. 

https://twitter.com/jeanniegaffigan/status/684230693057097728

3. 

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/682280027669401600

4. 

https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/683684851841691648

5. 

https://twitter.com/ColinJost/status/683793022321078277

6. 

https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/684246663104442369

7. 

https://twitter.com/JoeBerkowitz/status/683661502134509568

8. 

https://twitter.com/BenKissel/status/684077176170373120

9. 

https://twitter.com/maxsilvestri/status/684152380154220544

10. 

https://twitter.com/gordonshumway/status/681879259351236609

11. 

https://twitter.com/YoungFunE/status/681556391493013505

12. 

https://twitter.com/serafinowicz/status/684188110138281984

13.

https://twitter.com/AdmiralAkbrown/status/684147850024886272

14.

https://twitter.com/danielradosh/status/684167095844745216

15.

https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/680932238037508096

16.

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/684035627990388736

17.

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/683305160785936384

18.

https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/683429241036353536

19.

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/683134928754749441

20. 

https://twitter.com/PeachCoffin/status/683104524760944640

21.

https://twitter.com/ChrisRRegan/status/684428971631509504

Russian woman warms up her gas tank with a lighter. Results are bad, obviously.

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Here's your "only in Russia" story for today. In Surgut, a city in Siberia, a woman was filling up her gas tank. Then, for reasons that are unclear, she decided to inspect said gas tank with a lighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IMlaimDzTg&feature=youtu.be

There are a few potential explanations as to why someone would put a lighter right up to their open gas tank. Perhaps she was checking to see if the gas tank was full, as the Siberian Times suggests. Or maybe she was trying to warm up the nozzle, since Siberia is apparently a pretty chilly place. 

Regardless of her motives, this lady lucked out: she was unharmed. The only victims in this event were the gas pump nozzle and the paint on the car. 

Disney artists start fashion blog to imagine what kind of heels the princesses might wear.

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You probably already know that Cinderella wore glass slippers to that big dance, but what kind of footwear were the other Disney ladies rocking? Artists Griz and Norm Lemay set out to answer that question with these high fashion-inspired illustrations posted on their Instagram page. These shoes are are to die for, and they must be magic too, because you never hear of a princess complaining to her mice friends about bunions. Hmmm, they were always passing out though. Maybe it was from pain? 

Belle is the belle of the ball in these golden beauties.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8N4PURMvXj/

Alice doesn't need to be on hallucinogens to smile back at her Cheshire Cat Mary Janes. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/8bBTVeMvQQ/?taken-by=grizandnorm

Snow White doesn't feel "Grumpy" about these peep-toe pumps. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/8dZQKHsvZ1/?taken-by=grizandnorm

Rapunzel probably could've gotten out of that tower sooner if it weren't for these sky high Jimmy Choo's. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/8ivU86svWP/?taken-by=grizandnorm

The best part of Sleeping Beauty is when she dances in her color-changing gown, and not the part where a stranger violates her while she's passed out.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8TMjlFsvU3/?taken-by=grizandnorm

It's not just the princesses who get the royal footwear treatment. The villains we love to hate have their own gorgeous creations, as well. What'd ya think they'd be wearing? Dr. Scholls? Witch, please.

Maleficent's thorn sandals look like they'd give serious blisters. Maybe that's why she's so cranky!

https://www.instagram.com/p/9NgILuMvSf/?taken-by=grizandnorm

Mirror, mirror on the wall, get a load of these shoes will ya?

https://www.instagram.com/p/9PUDWtMvex/?taken-by=grizandnorm

AND the one shoe you didn't see comin'... Ursula shoved her big ole tentacle into this ocean-inspired high heel. Classic Sea Witch not giving af about her cankles. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/9LlhZfsvUh/?taken-by=grizandnorm

Talented artists Griz and Norm are a husband and wife duo that both work at Disney and create fun fan-art in their free time. Check out their full Instagram here. 

The guy with a bionic penis is finally getting laid by a sex worker so good, she's won awards.

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Hey, remember Mohammed Abad? He's the UK man who lost his penis when he was dragged by a car at only six years old. It's been a rough path, but things started looking up when Abad got a bionic penis from the University College London earlier this year. Here's an interview where he talks about it in a very cute accent to help you catch up:

Now, The Sun is reporting that Abad is taking the next step in having a fully functional penis: using it for sex. At 43, he's finally losing his virginity, and the lady he's chosen to do the honors is a woman named Charlotte Rose, an award-winning sex worker (though it's hard to figure out for what exactly, from her website).

https://twitter.com/_Charlie_rose/status/680009121249243137

She's also a radio host, a writer, and once ran for office in the UK. She lost, but found a delightful hobby that she calls "condom blowing" which she posts frequently to twitter about:

https://twitter.com/_Charlie_rose/status/681279214281175040

Rose told The Sun that she won't be charging Abad, she just wants to do a good deed.

I am so honored that he chose me to take his virginity...We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him...I’m happy to help him build up confidence...Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.

Settle down? With a brand new penis to try out?! Not likely.

Video of snow falling on pedestrians is like a scary avalanche movie, but real.

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In Rize, Turkey, passersby suddenly became witnesses to a freak accident when a massive amount of snowcascaded off a mosque yesterday. One might think snow falling from a roof in the middle of a city couldn't do much harm, but there was so much of it moving at a high speed that it buried and injured two people. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9VfqnfcLgQ

Snaps for the good Samaritans who rushed to help the two women caught in the snow. BBC reports that the ladies visited the hospital after the mini-avalanche, which was 10 times scarier than the underrated Chris O'Donnell mountain climbing/avalanche movie, Vertical Limit. 

Former country star Taylor Swift proves she can still play guitar on a blues-y 'Wildest Dreams.'

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Back in September, Taylor Swift sang her song "Wildest Dreams" off the album 1989 accompanied by nothing more than her own electric guitar while performing at the Grammy Museum. Until the singer shared the impressive video on social media last night, however, you had to be there to attest that the former country star still knows her way around a six-string. These days, all of Taylor Swift's songs sound like she's ripping off the Drive soundtrack, but did you know that she started as a country singer? Oh, you do? You can remember all the way back to 5 years ago? Well, if you'll loved it then, you'll really love it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGDkg3QiJmk&feature=youtu.be

The original, very electronic version, by comparison:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ

She also performed "Out of the Woods" on piano in the same performance. Hey, this lady knows instruments!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN0ca6lf1c

Straight men ask gay men questions about butts, size, and porn.

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BuzzFeed gathered a few straight men to have a friendly chat with some gay men and ask them questions about being gay. The straight men asked some thoughtful, meaningful questions, and then some questions that were ridiculous. It's always fun to see straight people learn new vocabulary words from gay people. Perhaps not surprisingly, there was more than one question about whether size matters:

https://youtu.be/IzK3WiUksCw

Unfortunately for straight guys, it sounds like size matters. And all jokes aside, it's nice that the video ended with a positive story about coming out.

Inexplicably calm passengers suddenly realize their plane door is open at 10,000 feet.

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Passengers on a Jin Air flight bound for South Korea discovered that their plane door was partially opened about 40 minutes into their flight — while the more than 160 passengers were 10,000 feet in the air, CNN reports. The crew was forced to make an emergency landing in the Philippines after they noticed the gap by the weird noise it was making. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnIOet_3kSg

Passengers also reported feeling nausea during the flight. This is a natural response, of course, to realizing the plane door is open.


If the first 'Star Wars' came out today, here's what the trailer would look like. (Hint: Awesome.)

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YouTuber Tom F has gone viral three times in as many weeks with his modern trailers for the Star Wars trilogy, culminating in this very 2010s trailer for the original Star Wars (except unlike most 2010s trailers, it doesn't reveal the whole darn plot). If you've never seen Star Wars, this will probably make you want to much more than hearing a bunch of nerds yell at you for never having seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nywPf1p-BBY

Continuing the trilogy, here's Tom F's trailer for The Empire Strikes Back (yes, the music is pretty much the same).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xESiohGGP7g

And, of course, Return of the Jedi (yup, music).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYD_xxY5wEI

If you'd rather see a truly authentic 2010s trailer, here's one for Empire that ruins everything—and if you really want to see things ruined, here's a version of the Force Awakens trailer as if George Lucas had made it.

Man posts video of his car flying off the highway to make sure you always drive the speed limit.

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First of all, so you don't watch this in complete terror, know this: the driver in this video of a car driving off the highway made it out safely. Subaru owner/photographer/not-dead-guy James Shaw Jr. posted this video—which was originally taken a year ago today—as a cautionary tale. While driving on the Angeles Crest Highway, Shaw decided to speed up in a tunnel, because, as he puts it:

As an auto enthusiast, when you have a nice, relatively fast car with a loud exhaust, you tend to like tunnels. They make your exhaust sound that much better, sort of like singing in the shower…

But what Shaw didn't realize was that the road curved right at the tunnel's exit, and he was going way too fast to make the turn. That lead to this harrowing driving video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5NWcdq4Wf4

You can read the entire story in Shaw's words here.

Here's a calm, 3-minute explanation of the very confusing Oregon standoff.

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The standoff, showdown, occupation, protest, insurrection, or whatever the heck it is that's going on in rural Oregon has created a lot of emotional reaction, but not much in the way of fact-based discussion—so Vox released this handy explainer today to clear up some things. Basically, the video covers three things: what's happened so far, what the government and politicians are doing and saying, and what recent history (Waco, Ruby Ridge) is affecting law enforcement's behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdVyahsYGQs

Before tackling the larger implications, the basics: two ranchers, the Hammonds, were ordered to report to jail by a federal judge for setting fires to clear brush on federal land which the Hammonds believed they had a right to use and maintain for their cattle. The government disagreed, and the Hammonds reported for jail yesterday (they do not support the militias). Militia members led by Ammon Bundy, son of Cliven Bundy, decided this was their moment to make a stand, and they took over a remote federal building (the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge offices) while the staff was on New Year's vacation. The FBI and local law enforcement have mostly left them alone, preferring to wait out the armed group rather than confront them. The militia members have stated they are willing to use violence, but do not necessarily wish to.

Without directly diving into any of the ideological fist-fights you can see all over social media, this video also helps answer some of the more anger-laden questions out there. Why are the cops being so patient with these guys when so often in the news you see stories of cops firing guns in bad situations? Well, because of history—it's gone really, really poorly in the past for feds dealing with militias, like in Waco, and they don't want to do it again. Also, if you see racial discrepancies in police behavior, and many do, it's important to remember that law enforcement being calm and cautious is a good thing, even if you feel frustrated that they don't do it in other situations. These folks are also out in the middle of nowhere where they pose less of a threat than an armed individual in a crowded city, which means less-nervous cops who have way more time to think and react.

That's not to say this isn't crazy, though. It's all definitely crazy.

Muffler problem.

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