The start of the work week can be tough, as can the start of any work day. Often one needs an extra boost to face the day, such as many cups of coffee, or a carefully curated Instagram feed that inspires FOMO and shows that life exists beyond the office walls. Enter Hot Dudes With Kittens, an Instagram account that serves as a reminder that there is a greater purpose beyond the 9-5 life. A much greater purpose. Dudes:

With kittens:

Hot dudes, to be exact:

With very cute cats:

There are bespectacled men, Tabby cats, manbun men, and black cats on this account. 

In short, there are many options for a mid-day pick-me-up and they're all hotter than a shot of espresso.

For dog lovers, there's the option to watch dudes dance with pugs, but these cats are way better.

Cat can't even handle that dude's heat.

There were lots of memorable moments at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards last night, but the one that set viewers' hearts aflutter was actually offstage. A warm hug between Titanic co-stars Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio was caught on camera during a commercial break, and it made everyone wish he'd date someone his own age, namely Rose.

Here's video of the epic hug. There's no sound, so you can only guess what the former on-screen lovers were saying to each other. Probably something about how there was definitely room for both of them on that door: 

Kate and Leo both won Golden Globes last night—Winslet for her supporting performance in Steve Jobs, and DiCaprio for his leading role in The Revenant, but the real winners (for once) were the people still obsessed with a fictional love story from 1997. "We'll never let go," said everyone. 

While other celebrities were enjoying free booze at the Golden Globes this weekend, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were kicked out of a bar for ingesting so much booze that she got racist and violent, an employee told Page Six. Lohan and Ali visited Manhattan's VBar on Friday night, and at some point, they took over the bathroom and were in there for 20 minutes. That's when the bartender finally knocked on the door and asked them to leave. 

Lohan apparently burst forth from the bathroom, eyes aglaze, and started shouting "racist insults" at the bartender. According to a patron who talked to RadarOnline,

...she started yelling at the bartender – who is originally from West Africa – ‘This is New York. You’re not from here.’ What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana.

The Page Six report also makes it clear that she asked this in a mocking tone, although it's not clear why coming from a country considered an international success story would be embarrassing. Another customer then tried to intervene and she "spat" in their face. 

After the Lohan sisters were tossed, a member of Lindsay's entourage went back to the bar and threatened to beat up the bartender, according to onlookers. Four cops then came by to kick the friends out.

The bartender has said that he will not press charges at this time. If this does go to court, however, at least Lohan can try and blame her twin.

What's more fun than finding out your favorite onscreen couple are together in real life? Other than a trip to Six Flags, pretty much nothing. Here are a bunch of actors who met while playing couples in movies or on TV who fell in love and got married in real life. 

1. Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys

It's no secret that Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys play a married couple on their show The Americans, but they managed to deflect rumors of an offscreen relationship until appearing together publicly in 2014. While they may not have gone to Weddingville yet, it was just revealed that they are indeed on their way to Babytown. 

2. Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas

Fans of the ABC show Once Upon A Time were understandably ecstatic when Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas, who play characters romantically involved in two different worlds (it's complicated) on the show, took that fairytale love into real life. Goodwin has said that she felt an "immediate connection" with Dallas when they first met on the show in 2011. They married in April 2014, a month before Goodwin gave birth to their first son, Oliver, and they're currently expecting their second child.

3. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum

Ah, the couple that everyone loves, that no one wants to get divorced, but if they did get divorced they'd be the hottest single people on the market and everyone could go back to imagining they maybe at least have a chance. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewam met in 2006 while making Step Up, where they danced their way into each other's hearts on screen, and then kept dancing off set and down the aisle in 2009. They stopped dancing long enough to have daughter Everly in 2013, but then got right back to it, recently going head to head on Spike's Lip Sync Battle. 

4. Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser

Although their onscreen relationship was doomed from the start (she played his mistress on the AMC hit Mad Men), Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser's resulting offscreen relationship took them down the aisle in a small, intimate wedding in August 2014.  

5. Sienna Miller and Jude Law

Brits Sienna Miller and Jude Law met on the set of the 2004 remake of Alfie, fell in love and went as far as getting engaged, until Miller broke off the engagement in 2005 when she found out Law had been having an affair with the nanny of his children with ex-wife Sadie Frost (the original Nannygate). They got back together, but ended it for good on friendly terms in 2009. 

6. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

The infamous Brangelina! Already huge stars, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt met during the filming of the 2005 movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith; Jolie has even remarked that "Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston at the time, leading, of course, to the Divorce Heard 'Round the World. Jolie and Pitt have six kids together (three adopted and three biological) and Pitt finally made an honest woman of Jolie by marrying her in France in 2014. 

7. Courtney Cox and David Arquette

Friends alum Courtney Cox met David Arquette while making Scream (she played a reporter and he a goofy deputy sheriff, who end up falling for each other) and the chemistry was so scary good that they married in 1999 and had daughter Coco in 2004. Unfortunately they divorced in 2010, but they remain close friends. 

8. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds

When Blake Lively met her future husband Ryan Reynolds on the set of the DC Comics movie Green Lantern, he was already married to Scarlett Johannson. But after playing love interests in the movie, and after his divorce, Lively and Reynolds married in 2014 and had daughter James the same year. 

9. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher 

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher played teenage sweethearts on FOX's That '70s Show (get ready to go "awww": he was the first man she ever kissed!), but it wasn't until many years later that they actually got together. When the romance started in 2012, Kutcher wasn't yet officially divorced from Demi Moore, but he and Kunis had daughter Wyatt in 2014 and and married in 2015.

10. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman met Tom Cruise in 1989 while filming Days of Thunder, where he played a race car driver and she his neurologist love interest. They married in 1990 and starred in two more movies together—Far and Away in 1992 and Eyes Wide Shut in 1999. They adopted daughter Bella in 1992 and son Connor in 1995 but divorced after ten years in 2001. 

11. Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer

True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer met during the screen test for the vampire show, and according to Moyer, after only a few days he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. While things don't go as smoothly for their onscreen counterparts, Paquin and Moyer got married in 2010, and presumably spend their evenings at home with Moyer saying "Sookie" over and over again. 

As you may have heard, David Bowie passed away last night. At least there are a million ways to remember him—as an artist, a musician, an actor—but this scene from Ricky Gervais' Extras reminds us that he was also really funny. Bowie is playing himself: a self that is always ready to be inspired by what's around him and who is the center of every party. He also destroys Gervais' character, who is essentially a parody of Ricky Gervais. It's perfect.

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes last night, but this is what is posted on his Facebook page this morning:

Here are the lyrics is you want to sing-a-long to the Gervais trashing after you've finished the rest of the Bowie catalog:

Little fat man who sold his soul
Little fat man who sold his dream

Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug

5. Farrah Abraham, because Nicki Minaj called her a C-word on Twitter.

Nicki Minaj is no stranger to Twitter feuds, but until now they've all involved personal disputes she's had with people. This latest feud might be the bitterest of all, and it started because she was unhappy with something she saw on TV.

Minaj attacked reality TV star Farrah Abraham of 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom, tweeting that Abraham does not treat her mother right on her new series Teen Mom OG. Of course, the language she used was a little more Minaj-ey.

In the second tweet, Minaj was referencing Abraham's infamous sex tape Backdoor Teen Mom. Of course, Abraham saw the tweets and felt she had to defend herself:

The feud only got more intense from there, crossing over onto Instagram and involving even more c-bombs. 

It's nice to see Nicki Minaj using her righteous fury to do important work: criticizing a famous teenage mother/porn star for being rude.

4. Samuel L. Jackson, because Harrison Ford has replaced his as the most profitable actor of all time.

Samuel L. Jackson and Harrison Ford are two of the most iconic, and most intimidating, movie stars of all time. For that reason, their movies tend to make enormous piles of money. And Star Wars: The Force Awakens is no exception to that rule—in fact, it's the highest-grossing movie of all time in the US. Which explains why Ford, who reprised his role as Han Solo for the film, has now surpassed Jackson as the all-time box office earner.

Box Office Mojo reports that movies featuring Ford have grossed a staggering $4.71 billion, topping Jackson's total of $4.63 billion. In both cases, a lot of that money comes from Star Wars—Jackson appeared in all three of the prequels. He's also appeared in seven of the disgustingly profitable Marvel movies, while Ford has the Indiana Jones franchise under his belt. Basically, these guys are human money-printing machines.

With Captain America: Civil War coming out soon, as well as any number of future Marvel movies, Jackson may soon reclaim the title. And then Ford will have to find a new project to compete. Maybe Six Days Seven Nights 2.

3. A guy who was arrested for meth possession while wearing the worst possible t-shirt.

Nobody who gets arrested for meth is having a great day, but this Texas man's viral mugshot must have made the whole experience even more embarrassing.

As you can see, he was wearing a t-shirt from DontMethWithMe.Org, a Texas anti-drug initiative. Was he wearing the shirt in an effort to convince himself to get clean, or as some twisted joke? It could have just been a coincidence, but that would be surprising. Frankly, it's surprising to see a meth head wearing a shirt at all.

2. Bar patrons who were bullied and spat on by Lindsay Lohan.

LiLo was up to her old tricks at a New York City bar on Friday night, partying hard and getting racist and hostile. Because she's that kind of starlet. It all started when Lohan and her sister, Ali, walked into Greenwich Village's VBar. A source told Radar Online:

They walked in off the street and made a beeline for the bathroom. They didn’t order a drink or anything. They were in there for around 20 minutes and then the bartender started knocking on the door and asked them to come out. When they didn’t come out, he then asked them to leave and Lindsay became aggressive and belligerent.

The source explained that Lindsay, whose eyes were "glazed," began yelling at the West African bartender, mocking his accent and repeatedly asking him if he was from Ghana for some reason. At that point, the other customers decided they'd had enough and began demanding that the Lohans leave. Things got ugly, and Lindsay wound up spitting in someone's face, immediately infecting them with crazy.

After that, the sisters were finally ejected. They tried to get back in, but the bartender had locked the door. Then they started filming everyone through the windows on their phones. It was weird. Speaking of weird, check out this Instagram Lindsay posted immediately after the incident:

At least she's philosophical about the whole thing.

1. A guy who ordered a Kindle and got a tumor instead.

James Potten of Bristol, UK, was excited to get his brand new Kindle in the mail. Perhaps, like so many people, it was his New Year's Resolution to devote himself to expanding his worldview by reading. But what he received in his FedEx package was not a Kindle.

To be fair, a tumor sample is also educational, and it can expand your worldview. But you really need a biomedical lab to study it the way you can a book, and plus it's gross. Potten was understandably disappointed.

The tumor was supposed to be delivered to the Royal Free Hospital in London, but FedEx had instead put it in a box with Potten's name on it. The tracking code on the package was very close to the one for his Kindle, which might explain the mixup. Or maybe FedEx just wanted him to go into oncology.

Potten was more understanding than many people would be after getting a tumor. His primary concern was for the patient. He told the BBC:

I've been trying to get FedEx to collect it as it is potentially a sample that needs to be tested and sent back with some urgency. I don't know where my Kindle is, but if it is at the Royal Free I'd be happy to do an exchange.

Ultimately, it worked out. The tumor was delivered to the hospital, and Potten received his Kindle.

Now he can finally read all the books he's been dreaming of. Maybe he should start with Getting Tumor Smell out of Your Hands for Dummies.

Katy Perry wore a Bumpit—you know, that infomercial product that gives you Snooki hair—for the Golden Globes last night, where the pop star presented the award for Best Original Song. She also wore a lovely pink Prada dress, but it's the Bumpit that really elevates the look to Malibu Barbie level. Even Jennifer Lawrence, who might have been in a mood last night, was amused by it.

She looks like one of the women who held a briefcase on Deal or No Deal. In a good way.

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to give a cool-guy fist bump when his name was called as the winner of the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Drama, but the man whose fists he tried to bump had other plans. Despite a standing ovation by his celebrity peers, Leo found himself in the universal struggle of trying to pound to an unsuspecting partner who is more accustomed to a high fives. It's almost as awkward as his Leo's reaction to Lady Gaga.

Of course, he did survive the awkwardness, though. He survived filming The Revenant. Here is that harrowing tale in GIF form (full video below)—the story of how one man's double-dap turned into an impromptu game of Rock Paper Scissors, in which paper covers rock.

Fortunately, all that raw bison liver has the iron Leo will need to recuperate from this awkward fist bump. Here's the full video:

For just 200 million dollars, you can be the proud (?) owner of The Playboy Mansion. There's just one catch—a really old horn-dog roommate who never gets out of his pajamas. ABC News reports that the famous party pad was put on the market today, with the condition that 89-year-old perv Hugh Hefner gets to stay in his bedroom until his (likely Viagra-related) death. 

Besides bragging rights, the 200,000 square foot mansion comes with 29 rooms (28 if you subtract the old man's haunted boudoir), a home theater, a zoo, a pool, and of course, the infamous grotto and its plethora of communicable diseases.

Some sources report, however, that the mansion is not in tip-top shape. TMZ doesn't get specific, but says Hugh's pad is not worth the HEF-ty (get it?) asking price, and is apparently in "tear-down condition." That little detail probably won't concern the rich douche who buys this place. He'll have bigger problems, like getting Hef to do his part of the chores.  

In this short video from BuzzFeed, women discuss the very first pornos they ever saw, whether purposefully or accidentally. Most sound like pretty normal first time viewing experiences, except for the one whose first porn was "Two Girls One Cup." That is definitely not beginner stuff, and it's possible you'd never want sex again after seeing it. If you've managed to never see it, do not Google it. The other stand-out is a woman who put an unlabeled video tape in the VCR and discovered the mechanics of sex by seeing them performed by her parents in an amateur porno. She calls it "confusing" rather than "life-scarring," but you can read between the lines:

Mark Zuckerberg is better at Facebook than you, so when he wants a big reaction from anti-vaxxers, he only needs five words. Okay, so the social network God wasn't actually trying to piss people off last week. But he probably should have known that his post would really, really have that effect on the vigilant Internet community of anti-vaxxers.

For those of you who don't follow Donald Trump on Twitter, an "anti-vaxxer" is someone who thinks children's vaccinations lead to autism or are generally unsafe.

In response to the Zuck's photo, some said things like, "Vaccine is poison for human kind. It kills more people than it helps. I wish people don't take it as an example here." One even accused Zuckerberg, and others squarely on the pro-vaccine side of the debate, of wanting "to stay wrapped up in your bubble and have people in white coats make you feel safe. Lemmings."

But Zuckerberg fans, primarily the aforementioned "lemmings," largely dominated the debate and praised him for his support. Comments like "Thanks for being responsible!" and "What a little cutie!! Thanks for taking care of your baby (and other peoples' babies!)" kept the anti-vaxxers from completely taking over the debate. As the Washington Post points out, "A major element of vaccine advocacy is 'herd immunity,' which protects an entire community... when a critical portion of the population has been immunized." 

It's natural that Zuckerberg is part of the immunized herd on this one, since he's previously shared a book about it.

Plus his wife, Priscilla, is a children's doctor.

The Winklevoss twins could not be reached for comment, but it's entirely possible they discovered this whole "vaccinate your child" thing before Mark.

Even if you were watching E!'s red carpet coverage of the 2016 Golden Globes, you may have missed this tidbit—Jurassic World's Bryce Dallas Howard, unlike most stars, bought her dress off the rack because few designers were willing to send out size six dresses. Usually, designers send actresses outfits as free publicity, and as a presenter at the Globes, Howard was guaranteed quality screen time. Nevertheless, Howard indicated that after being sent only one option in her size, she went to a department store, bought this blue sequined dress and wore off the rack. 

This took a few moments for E!'s Giuliana Rancic to process mid-interview. Howard calmly explained that her dress was Jenny Packham and that she had picked it up at Neiman's. 

It's not because she's especially hard to please. It's just that, as she told Rancic, "I like having lots of options for a size six as opposed to maybe one option." (The average American woman is a size 14.) The actress and mother of two clearly wasn't complaining about the financial burden of only getting one dress to try on, but it's clearly rankling to be provided with fewer options, implying that fashion designers would simply rather skip awards than show off their wares on anyone over a size two.

New York City Chinese restaurants have probably seen a lot of weird stuff, but this discovery may take the fortune cookie. Tamika Jones told the Daily News that her little brother "heard some strange noise in a box" insider her godfather's Chinese restaurant in the Bronx. Hiding in this box were two rather pudgy raccoons who, when Jones's godfather tried to shoo them out with a broom, pulled a terrifying hissy fit.

"He can keep that order," Jones can be heard saying as the last remaining raccoon furiously grips on to the metal door. It appears as if the raccoon would have no qualms taking Jones up on that offer. 

Apparently it's Veganuary, the time when people commit to the New Years Resolution of going vegan for at least one month. Vegans are one of the Internet's favorite targets, mostly because they insist on talking about their diet even between meals. One day the diet might be the only option to keep living on planet Earth (does Mars have cheese? If so, it's worth destroying our planet), but in the meantime, here are the funniest jokes about vegans. 

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Most people are familiar with therapy dogs, which provide emotional assistance to their owners. Dogs are only one form of therapy pet, however. Reddit user biggestlittlepickle shared a photo snapped by her neighbor, who is a flight attendant. According to biggestlittlepickle, the very live turkey you see below was riding the plane as a therapy pet.

The U.S. Department of Transportation allows therapy animals because they fall under the service animals category. In order to take a pet along on a flight, proper documentation from a mental health professional must be submitted to the airline at least 48 hours prior to departure.

Therapy pets, then, are in no way atypical occurrences on flights. What's unusual here is that the animal providing emotional support was a turkey.

Unclelimpy, a Reddit user and friend of the pilot, confirmed that there was a breathing turkey on board the flight and that the turkey rode a wheelchair in the airport terminal.

LeBron James once famously took his talents to South Beach. On Sunday night, a basketball took its talents to LeBron James's face. Like LeBron, the basketball was bold, unapologetic, and completely in command of the game (the game, of course, being to smack LeBron in the face).

This wonderful gift to LeBron-haters everywhere happened during pregame warm ups Sunday night, before the Cavaliers beat the pitiful 76ers by a surprisingly paltry 10 points.

But even the good people at NBA.com demanded a second look at the LeBron plunk:

Still, it's definitely not as big of a deal as when LeBron's penis attended the pregame.

Legendary musician and artist David Bowie died yesterday, breaking the hearts of fans all around the world, but David Bowie the "little blue" or "fairy" penguin was born just two days earlier at the Cincinnati Zoo on January 8. The younger Bowie was named after the performer, with whom it shares a birthday. Little blue penguin Bowie was named before the artist died; zookeepers had "no idea" the timing would be so significant.

The gender of the little bird won't be known for a few weeks, but that seems totally acceptable, given its namesake's androgyny. The "little blue" or "fairy" penguin is the smallest species of penguin, and this David Bowie currently weighs in at 2 ounces. It will eventually grow to stand all of 10 inches tall. Zoo communications director Michelle Curley told the New York Daily News that the keepers are already providing the baby bird with a steady diet of David Bowie music, adding, "I think that little penguin will be very special."