Scotty Schrier, a dad of two boys, is fighting to remind people that, um, men can also be parents by making an online database of public men's bathrooms that include changing tables. Many times, Schrier says, you can only find this feature in women's bathrooms, which is not only sexist but inconvenient for dads out with their kids—something he first noticed in a chain restaurant near his house.

"Being the involved dad, I’m like 'yeah honey, I got this.' You know. So, I grabbed the diaper bag, I grabbed the kid, and it never dawned on me that I might walk into the bathroom and there wouldn’t be a changing station," Schrier told a local news station. 

Hopefully, listing the places that do support involved dads will increase the pressure on restaurants, malls, and other locations that think children only poop when they're out with their moms. Anyone can contribute to the database at his blog, DadsWhoChangeDiapers.com. At the very least, you can email the page to your baby daddy with "hint, hint" in the subject line.

Emma Watson, Hollywood poster-lady for grace and self-assurance, told Porter magazine in a recent interview that when she was younger, "I was terrified by the level of interest in me" and that, "As a young person that feeling of not being comfortable in my own skin was exacerbated by the microscope I was under."

It's understandable considering that she was only nine when she auditioned for the first Harry Potter film. Basically, if you thought it was difficult becoming a teenager in front of your classmates, imagine doing it at red carpet events and on a giant movie screen in front of millions of people. (Although, to be fair, Watson did have magic to distract everyone, unlike Muggle teens.) 

If it's not obvious by looking at the confidence that oozes off of 25-year-old Watson now, she's feeling more comfortable with her public persona, noting “I actually do have things that I want to say and I want to be my most authentic self.” And yes, she really is only 25.

The Oscar nominations are out, so it's time to pick up the pieces after your office's losing Powerball pool and get the company ballots going. There aren't many surprises on this list (especially after hundreds of other lesser awards shows honored mostly the same things), except perhaps the snubbing of Carol for Best Picture.

Everyone's favorite comedy, The Martian, scored a nomination for Best Picture. After having been snubbed for both Anchorman and Anchorman 2, Adam McKay got a nomination for the brilliant, fast-paced The Big Short. And, as you'll likely keep hearing until the winners are announced February 28th, Leonardo DiCaprio is nominated for Best Actor. His long-overdue win might finally be coming thanks to his chemistry with his co-star, a bear.

Here are all the categories you care about (sorry, sound mixing):

Best Picture
The Big Short
Bridge of Spies
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight

Best Actor
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Matt Damon, The Martian

Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

Best Director
Alejandro González Iñárritu, The Revenant
Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
Adam McKay, The Big Short
George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road
Ridley Scott, The Martian
Lenny Abrahamson, Room

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight

Best Supporting Actress
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight 

Best Adapted Screenplay
Drew Goddard, The Martian
Nick Hornby, Brooklyn
Adam McKay and Charles Randolph, The Big Short
Phyllis Nagy, Carol
Emma Donoghue, Room

Best Original Screenplay
Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, Spotlight
Matt Charman, Joel & Ethan Coen, Bridge of Spies
Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Ronnie del Carmin Inside Out
Alex Garland, Ex Machina
Andrea Berloff, Jonathan Herman, S. Leigh Savidge, Alan Wenkus, Andrea Berloff, Straight Outta Compton

Best Foreign Language Film
Son of Saul (Hungary)
Mustang (France)
A War (Denmark)
Embrace the Serpent (Colombia)
Theeb (Jordan) 

Best Documentary Feature
Amy
Cartel Land
The Look of Silence
What Happened, Miss Simone?
Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom

Best Animated Feature
Inside Out
Anomalisa
Shaun of the Sheep
When Marnie Was There 
Boy and the World 

Best Film Editing
Hank Corwin, The Big Short
Jason Ballantine and Margaret Sixel, Mad Max: Fury Road
Stephen Mirrione, The Revenant
Tom McArdle, Spotlight
Maryann Brandon, Mary Jo Markey, Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Yesterday, a "heart-wrenching" photo of a kangaroo triggered the Internet's aww button. "Dying kangaroo's sad goodbye" and "moment kangaroo cradles dying companion as joey looks on" made it seem the daddy 'roo held up his dying mate's head so she could get one last look at her joey before she faded into the beyond. Do kangaroos go to heaven? Turns out kangaroos just ain't that smart. Scientists have now weighed in on the image, saying the dirty animal was just trying to get it in one last time. 

Nah, says Australian Museum research scientist Dr. Mark Eldridge. "Great photos of the kangaroos, but I think they are fundamentally misinterpreted." 

He elaborated: "The male is very clearly highly stressed and agitated, his forearms are very wet from licking himself to cool down. He is also sexually aroused: the evidence is here sticking out from behind the scrotum (yes, in marsupials the penis is located behind the scrotum)."

Come on though, who hasn't used grief to disguise their overwhelming arousal? ...never mind.

In conclusion, "this is a male trying to get a female to stand up so he can mate with her."

In other words, love is dead.

Last evening, the drawing for the insane $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot happened and against all odds, there were three winners. The three lucky—or unlucky—people bought their tickets in Tennessee, Florida, and California. Given that the cash prize comes down to $983.5 million, each winner can expect to take in about $327 million.

The California ticket was specifically sold in Chino Hills, a name which immediately rung a bell for many and prompted people to speculate that the winner of the ticket was none other than reformed teenage delinquent Ryan Atwood, the character from the mega-popular millennial drama The O.C.

Even Atwood himself admitted the truth.

Unfortunately for eager O.C. fans, Atwood is actually from Chino and not Chino Hills, where the ticket was sold. 

Atwood is doing just fine without winning a slice of the prize. He's upgraded from the tank top and is using his past to help save the city of Gotham.

Also he doesn't exist. Only in dreams.

Yesterday, folks on Reddit were asked for their fondest (or at least most notable) stories of antics their class clowns got up to in their school years. It might be one of the only things you'll ever read on the Internet that actually makes you want to return to high school. Class clowns grow up to be college graduates and e-card writers, of course, but they're at the top of their game while they're still under the tyranny of tests, teachers and dress codes (so many more rules they can break!). Here are the highlights of their misspent youths:

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11. And finally, this epic tale of year-long deception from user Tivooo:

Oooooh I have a good one.

So this was first period of my senior year, let's call her miss grizzwald. Our teacher was horrible. Bitch would just stop kids from talking because they said "like" or "umm", call you an idiot because she didn't like you, had clear favorites, had arguments with anyone even though she was sometimes wrong, she was basically this fat old hag (made you a pretty good writer though tbh).

In comes carlos. Carlos moved to the states when he was three and had command of the English language. Throughout our first three years of he spoke t perfectly, would write perfectly, and present perfectly in English. When senior year came along he decided to just speak with this really really thick Mexican accent and see how log he could get away with pretending he moved to the states when he was sixteen. 

Every single student knew he was perfectly fluent but just ran with it. Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. No teacher that had him had any fucking idea that he was not in fact a recent immigrant and they all treated him like gold because he was such a hard worker and spoke English so well for being so new. 

Anyway the dude used to tell stories about gang bangs and shootings that he witnessed in Tijuana, or talk about his hungry friends. He would just go off HUGE tangents and talk about the fucking joker and batman without really making any sense and sprinkling Spanish here and there with huge pauses because he "don't know the right way to say in English" and we would all fucking die snickering and the teachers just thought we were huge assholes for laughing at the poor kids misfortune and lack of English. This dude that we had all known since at least hs and some of us since middle school or elementary school was fooling every Fucking teacher for months and it was so fun to watch. He had pretty damn good grades because every teacher thought he was ESL and did pretty well in his assignments.

Come spring (I think, I'm pretty sure it was spring) we are in miss fucking grisswalds class. And carlos accidentally spills Gatorade all over his back pack and on his back. His bag is dripping and the back of his shirt is covered in blue Gatorade. "Ahhhh fuck. I'm hella wet" as he's trying to sort his shit out and grisswald hears it 

"Everything ok Carlos?"

"Si ma'am all good"

"What happened?

"Well.. Me had Gatorade and me spilled." Pointing at his back. Everyone knows it's coming "I spilled and now me wetback"

The class fucking erupts in laughter. We can't hold our shit together because the way he said it and the way the teacher looked was way too priceless. Finally she starts screaming at us because we are sub bad students, and we can't just celebrate diversity and how we should be proud of Carlos for grasping English so well yadi yada. Carlos became legend that day and the story spread like wild fire. The best part about all of this is that the last day of school Carlos was part of the assembly and had to say a couple words. The dude crushed his little speech in perfect English naming every single teacher he had for being so kind and generous with him. 

Man that dude is dope. We still snapchat sometimes and I'm pretty sure he's having some success in acting.

9-year-old Olivia Retter of Ware, England, bought a cheap iPhone case filled with liquid and glitter, which makes sense, because children are as likely as drunk adults to smash iPhones. Last week, she snuck her phone into her room at night and fell asleep on it. A crack in the case started leaking some of the mysterious liquid and Olivia woke up to feel a painful burning on her leg. Turns out, the chemicals in it are extremely dangerous and may leave Olivia with an iPhone-shaped scar for life. Her mom, Karly Retter, posted about it on Friday as a warning to others:

Her post says:

Please share this as much as possible this case is full of acid and if it cracks it will cause 3rd-2nd degree burns this is the damage it has caused my daughter and she will be scarred for life ! A lot of girls have these at the moment so just be careful

Retter told the Daily Mail that she's tried contacting the store they purchased the case in, a UK retailer called New Look, but has had no response. She says:

There wasn't a safety warning or anything at all on the case itself - nothing which warns you what was inside is a chemical which can cause serious burns.

Imagine if it had leaked when Olivia was on the phone or holding it to her face - it could have gone on her face or her eyes.

You just don't think something like that could happen...A lot of young girls have similar phone cases and they have no idea how dangerous they are.

A spokesperson for New Look did speak to the Daily Mail and told them the product has been removed from their stores and they're investigating the situation. Meanwhile, Retter's post has been shared almost 50,000 times, so she's kind of like the social media equivalent of a warning label right now.

Adele did carpool karaoke with James Corden on Wednesday night's Late Late Show, and unsurprisingly, she crushed it. Her illustrious voice and enchanting lyrics have inspired impersonators and confused ex-boyfriends in text messages. They even look beautiful in American Sign Language. She hopped in the car with James Corden, and was incredibly charming when she wasn't effortlessly singing her own songs, The Spice Girls, or Nicki Minaj.

Watch Adele as she pounds tea between songs, and tells stories about her own wine-fueled generosity to strangers.

Caromont Farm in Esmont, Virginia is full up on volunteers for bottle feeding and cuddling their baby goats after receiving an "overwhelming response" to their January 7 Facebook request. The farm needs the mother goats' milk to make goat cheese, so the kids have to be bottle fed (and human snuggled) four times a day. They're kept in little baby goat pens with heaters and they even get little baby goat sweaters to keep them warm.

The farm thanked everyone for responding via Facebook: "We have had such an overwhelming response to our call for goat snugglers … you guys are awesome! Unfortunately we could not fit all of you on to our volunteer schedule." However, everyone who wanted some goat time but didn't make the cut can rest easy, because the farm is also hosting Goatapalooza on April 3, promising goat cheese for sale and "baby goats running amuck [sic]."

If you thought 2016 would be free of "Hotline Bling" parodies, you thought wrong. Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon did a spot-on impression of singer Bob Dylan covering Drake's ubiquitous hit. In the performance, Fallon nasally sings, plays guitar (his finger is fine now, btw) and even wails away on the harmonica. It's an impressive cover, even without the dorky Drake dance moves.

The clip was filmed like a vintage performance from the ‘60s, but believe it or not, it was actually recorded live.

This isn't the first time Fallon has impersonated Dylan. In 2012, he belted out the catchy theme song from the hit '80s TV show, Charles in Charge, because of course he did.

Good luck getting either one of these songs out of your head.

Despite its 140-character limit, Twitter is proving itself to be the hot spot for long-form storytelling. The epic tale of Zola proved what can be done on the social media platform, and now this story from user sad_tree shows that Zola wasn't a one-off narrative success.

The tale begins in a pizza shop, where sad_tree worked, and it ends in the same shop. But emotionally, it goes far.

Who does that to pizza? And who doesn't eat pizza? Even lactose/gluten/other ingredient-intolerant people find ways to enjoy one of the most universally appreciated foods.

While everyone's sad about the death of British actor Alan Rickman today, here's one piece of trivia: J.K. Rowling told producers when they were casting Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone that Rickman was her dream choice for Severus Snape.

According to a 2001 TIME Magazine article:

Rowling also had a hand in choosing most of the adult cast members. She specifically requested [Robbie] Coltrane [for Hagrid]. Others, like Richard Harris as Dumbledore, Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall and Alan Rickman as Professor Snape came straight from a wish list of actors that Rowling provided the producers.

Not only that, the Harry Potter writer told Rickman crucial, top secret information about Snape's role in the series before the final books had been finished:

She gave Rickman and Coltrane precious bits of information about their characters' futures. "There's an awful lot revealed about Hagrid in book five," says Coltrane, "and Jo thought it was important for me to know." Like what? "I could tell you," says Coltrane, "but then you'd have to die."

According to Rickman himself, this piece of information wasn't that Snape was a double agent or any other huge plot point; an educated guess might be that she told him that Snape had been in love with Lily Potter, Harry's dead mother, or that she told him that he was relentlessly bullied by James Potter, Harry's dad. It was enough information that Rickman occasionally corrected his directors on set when they asked him to do something that conflicted with what he knew would happen.

Incredibly, it may go even further: according to IMDB, Rowling wrote Snape with Alan Rickman in mind. Someecards couldn't find a direct source for this, though we asked J.K. Rowling on Twitter about it, if she feels the perverse need to dig through her trillions of mentions for the sake of journalism.

Now, Rickman is a wonderful actor who should be remembered for far more than his role as Snape in the Harry Potter films [Ed. note—Sense and Sensibility is the most re-watchable movie of all time], but Snape may go down in history as his most beloved role. You have J.K. Rowling to thank for that.

Alan Rickman died Thursday at the age of 69 from cancer. After David Bowie passed away earlier this week, also at 69 and also from cancer, the world is pretty much fed up with its UK heroes leaving this mortal coil. Rickman was a beloved actor and especially popular with young people for a guy in his sixties, because of his role in the Harry Potter films as Severus Snape. But he was so much more to so many, and celebrities came out in droves to pay tribute to him. 

Daniel Radcliffe only posts to Google Plus, which is the weirdest thing to discover in all this, but his post is very moving, and you can read it in full here:

Alan Rickman is undoubtedly one of the greatest actors I will ever work with. He is also, one of the loyalest and most supportive people I've ever met in the film industry. He was so encouraging of me both on set and in the years post-Potter. I'm pretty sure he came and saw everything I ever did on stage both in London and New York. He didn't have to do that...Working with him at such a formative age was incredibly important and I will carry the lessons he taught me for the rest of my life and career. Film sets and theatre stages are all far poorer for the loss of this great actor and man.

And of course J.K. Rowling:

And there are plenty more:

You got that one right.

Related: Celebrities reacted to David Bowie's death by sharing photos, stories, and music.

Big companies filled up America in the '80s and '90s with thousands of locations of their franchised businesses. They set themselves apart from the competition with quirky, singular architecture. But many of those locations went out of business, and left behind their storefronts that were rented out and occupied by other companies, except you can totally tell they used to be a Blockbuster, Pizza Hut, Hollywood Video, or IHOP.

1. Your ticket to beauty.

2. Pizza pizza.

3. You have the right to remain cheesy.

4. A master of disguise.

5. This has always been a liquor store.

6. Take the sign down, flip it and reverse it.

7. Really big communion wafers.

8. This pawn shop really busted the block.

9. House of regrets.

10. This should ring a bell.

11. LieHOP.

12. Not Topic.

13. Better coffee than the bank had.

14. Holly doesn't work here anymore.

15. Vaping with the stars.

16. It's not a funeral house, it's a funeral home.

Some celebrities advocate for refugees, who might not have the power to speak for themselves. Others speak for animals, who have no voices of their own. What Snoop Dogg does is more important. He speaks for 12-year-olds, who only have an Xbox headset and also Twitter and Facebook and all the other things in the world also.

Snoop is fired up, and not in the way he usually gets fired up, although also probably that.

So he took to Instagram. Here's what he said, in case you couldn't understand everything in the video (punctuation is ours):

A message to Xbox one or Microsoft or whoever the f*ck, y'all f*cking server is f*cking wack y'all. Y'all gonna make me switch to Playstation if y'all don't get this sh*t fixed. It's that difficult to play somebody online? What the f*ck is you doing? Bill Gates, fix yo sh*t, man!"

Someone had to say it.

Spoiler alert: don't read this article if you're one of those weirdos who hasn't seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens yet.

In addition to breaking box office records,Star Wars: The Force Awakens is generatinga record number of parody Twitter accounts. The world of Star Wars jokes is an ever-expanding galaxy, and the Force is strong in this one. Joining his brother-in-law Very Lonely Luke on Twitter is Dad Joke Han Solo, the punny papa who wants to make his moody son, Emo Kylo Ren, laugh.

It's the hilarious efforts of a dad just yearning to hear "I know" from his son.

Han had a rough start getting this plane off the ground:

But once he figured out how to pilot his Twitter, he was off to the races.

The Cool Dad jokes about his in-laws, and Ben's family tree:

He ventured into potty humor:

Papa Han has puns spanning the whole galaxy:

There's also @GetOffMyHan, another hilarious Twitter that chronicles Han's journey through fatherhood. Just like Han, it shot first (Warning: it's a little looser with the spoilers).