I'd probably have cabin fever if I wasn't already so lazy.
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If Online Quiz Results Were Honest
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Being emotionally drained from planning our Valentine's Day date won't stop me from loving you.
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Thinking of Facebook-stalking you this Valentine's Day.
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Candy Hearts For Married Couples
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For Valentine's Day, I pledge to only ignore a quarter of what you say.
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I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
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I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
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Love is feeling like I could clean up after you forever.
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This sponsored ecard is a great way to invite you our for lunch on this commercial holiday.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who already found the love of your life: yourself.
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You and Valentine's Day chocolates are going straight to my thighs.
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I wish someone loved me enough to buy me a crappy Valentine's Day gift that proved they don't know me at all.
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Don't forget to leave work early today so that people actually think you have Valentine's Day plans.
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Sorry that right now there's a 4th grader who has 29 more Valentines than you do.
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My one true love is the workweek ending.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone I'm happy to get flowers for due to reasons other than illness or death.
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5 Ways To Show Your Love For Your Partner And Bacon.
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My only source of exercise is bar crawls.
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Thanks for giving me a Valentine's Day I don't actually have to lie about.
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