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Teens snuck this awesome banner into a Trump rally before getting kicked out.

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More than a dozen Tulsa, OK high school students smuggled a banner painted with the words "Trump Makes America Hate Again" into a Donald Trump rally last Wednesday and managed to snap a picture before Trump had them removed. One of the teenagers hid the banner in his shoe before entering the Mabee Center rally.

The other rally attendees were not super into the teens' banner.

Trump noticed the protest banner and had security remove the teens, as his supporters booed them, ripped the banner out of their hands, and then stomped on it. That'll take care of those pesky teenagers with their liberal, non-racist views!

Kieran King-Sellars, a sophomore at Booker T. Washington High School, was one of the students who came up with the idea to protest at the rally. His parents told him he wasn't allowed to miss school, but he went to the rally anyway, because he sees Trump as a racist and was upset he was coming to Tulsa. He got grounded for two weeks (not because his parents support Trump but because he disobeyed them) but he thinks it was worth it.

Noah Miracle, a Booker T. Washington High School junior, said the group went to the rally because they've learned that it's important to stand up for their beliefs. He told Tulsa World, “We’ve really had the idea of freedom of speech drilled into our heads in school since a young age, so this was really an opportunity to apply these things to the real world." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmzDrq2BBxY

"Get him out of here," Trump told security guards. "Get outta here, kid. See, he wants to be politically correct. This isn't the old days…But I like it, I like it, I hope they do a couple more today, because the only way those cameras, which are crooked as hell, will ever turn to show this packed arena, with 15,000 people, is if we have a protestor, right? So I love protestors." There you have it—Trump loves protestors! Do with that information what you will.


White guy Joseph Fiennes is playing Michael Jackson in a movie. Twitter isn't happy.

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Actor Joseph Fiennes, a white guy, was tapped to play King of Pop Michael Jackson in an upcoming movie, something that is causing many heads to get scratched today because Fiennes is a white British guy and Michael Jackson is African-American (albeit, yes, a pale African-American because Jackson had a skin disorder). It's like they saw a picture of Fiennes' brother Ralph dressed as Lord Voldemort and were like, "Oh yeah, that looks right, does this guy have any relatives with hair?"

Just add a wig?

The movie is based on the near-legendary road trip that Jackson supposedly took to "escape from New York" after 9/11 with Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando, which, mind you, is an amazing concept for a movie—something that makes this tone-deaf casting all the sadder. Of course, people roundly criticized the decision on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/deray/status/692157916233781253https://twitter.com/tawnybananas/status/692169689225625600https://twitter.com/The_A_Prentice/status/692172285554331648https://twitter.com/pixie_casey/status/692125360968835074https://twitter.com/Luvvie/status/692118902168485888

Here's hoping producers make this right in the best possible way: by casting a black actress as Elizabeth Taylor.

Kate McKinnon, Josh Brolin, and Jimmy Fallon reluctantly do celebrity impressions.

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Last night on The Tonight ShowSNL cast member Kate McKinnon and actor Josh Brolin joined master impressionist Jimmy Fallon to play "Impressions on Demand." The game consisted of picking celebrities at random and doing an impression of them, whether they wanted to or not. Jimmy was a little afraid to make fun of boxer Mike Tyson, which makes sense considering he's terrifying. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcXjxL_Fm08

Fallon hung in there and pulled off a great falsetto Tyson, Kate nailed Christopher Walken, and Josh Brolin, well he tried his darnedest. 

Rapper The Game posted his bank balance on social media, and you can't even hate him for it.

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The Game: rapper, actor, Dr. Dre protégé, philanthropist, and shameless humble bragger. In an Instagram post announcing his $500,000 donation towards the relief effort in Flint, Michigan, Game not-so-subtly, probably-not-on-accident included the available balance in his charity's checking account. Just a casual $13,274,585.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBAkr49mosQ/

The Game AKA Jayceon Taylor also fired some shots at the paltry $10,000 donations of the not-an-alcoholic Jimmy Fallon and the still-exciting Madonna. He wrote:

I seen @Madonna & @JimmyFallon's $10,000 donations... that's cute, but not nearly enough.... So I challenge both & anyone else in the world to match me & DONATE $1,000,000 in bottled water to Flint, Michigan....

Game donated $1 million worth of water bottles to go along with the $500,000. Good for him. And bravo to anyone who's not embarrassed to show their bank account numbers, but kudos to everyone who averts their eyes from the bank statement at the end of a $40 ATM transaction, too.

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A teen is in the hospital after the 'duct tape challenge' went horribly wrong.

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A 14-year-old boy may lose vision in one eye after playing the "Duct Tape Challenge"—a "game" in which someone is tightly wrapped in duct tape and then filmed trying to escape as fast as possible—giving parents of teens everywhere another f*cking thing to worry about hot on the heels of the #KylieJennerLipChallenge.

https://www.facebook.com/siemnykiro7/photos/pcb.960718357351105/960717557351185/?type=3&theater

After Washington teen Skylar Fish was wrapped in duct tape by his so-called friends earlier this month, Fish lost his balance and slammed his head into a window, causing a brain aneurysm, severe head injuries, and damage to his left eye socket. And why would anyone do this, you're wondering? For the most important reason of all: Internet stardom. Videos of the duct tape challenge are racking up millions of views on YouTube, because it's that easy to become moderately famous these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3MXwRkydnkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCautHiomUYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2VWfkQoFbAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oeCMENZIAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewv9G2RJUdI

Just think: you too can become an Internet celebrity and all you have to do is combine the optics of being kidnapped with the threat of physical harm that comes with being kidnapped. 

Woman pregnant with quintuplets looks beautiful but uncomfortable in photo shoot.

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Kim Tucci from Perth, Australia is pregnant with quintuplets (yes, five babies). She gets up to go to the bathroom 12 times a night and has to eat 6,000 calories every day (which apparently isn't as fun as it sounds), but she says she couldn't be happier.

Tucci at 24 weeks pregnant, looking truly radiant.

Tucci and her husband already have two children, both girls, and were trying for a third, hoping for a boy. Well, they're getting that boy—along with four more girls.

Five babies in there and she's still mobile!

She conceived the quintuplets naturally, the odds of which are one in 60 million.

At 11 weeks she looked almost as pregnant as someone six or seven months along.

The Facebook blog she started devoted to her pregnancy, Surprised By Five, currently has more than 123,000 followers. She uses the blog to share the ups and downs of her unusual pregnancy—things like stretch marks, acid reflux, and the intolerance for dairy and protein drinks that make gaining weight so hard for her. She's gone to the hospital several times during the pregnancy for minor issues, but all the babies are healthy.

Getting ready for baby cuteness times five.

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This family won the blizzard by building a luxury igloo that's nicer than your apartment.

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When Winter Storm Jonas hit Lanham, Maryland, Cordell Williams and Edgar Zamora built the ultimate igloo that probably has more amenities than your apartment. Complete with a fireplace, Bose surround sound, and a 10-inch tablet for TV, this snow fort makes regular houses look super lame. Here's hoping the snow doesn't melt in Maryland for a long while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7NeChdgh-c&feature=share

 

When the kids were asleep, Williams turned the igloo into the ultimate Man Cave. Then he and his bros watched the Broncos game on a purple shag carpet:

 

Back @ it... Campers got tents and huts Indians trapped out the Teepees

Here are the highlights in photo form:

The outside view of the ominous chimney.
The fireplace and speaker system.
Keeping warm by watching Jamie Foxx in Ray.
Bros love their Broncos. 

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Oprah tweeted about bread and made $19.2 million dollars.

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Oprah made $19.2 million yesterday, and all she did was tweet, once. According to USA Today, after Oprah shared this "Eat bread. Lose weight" tweet, Weight Watchers stock shot up 20%. 

https://twitter.com/Oprah/status/692031497373548545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Prepare yourself for this math: that spike caused Weight Watchers shares to close at $13.29. Oprah owns 6.4 million shares (or 10%), which means her bread tweet earned her $12.5 million dollars. Add to that Oprah's 3.5 million stock option with the company, and she made a total of $19.2 million yesterday. $19.2 million! For one tweet. This feels illegal for some reason, but it's not.

Some critics say Oprah could just eat organic vegetables prepared by her personal chef and exercise with her personal trainer, but you know what, leave Oprah alone. Poor thing, she really needs that Weight Watchers money.

https://www.instagram.com/p/6n8I8gSS7W/?taken-by=oprah

Anyone else like Oprah better when she was just a billionaire talk show host who gave away cars to anyone within shouting distance?

A guy left a note in his glove box in case his car was stolen. It actually worked.

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Reddit user mfiasco posted an image of a note he left in his glove box that he claims resulted in the return of his car after it was stolen. Whether or not the car was actually stolen and returned is unknown, since the procedure would not have resulted in any actual police reports. However, the images of the letter and envelope certainly make them look like they spent time in a glove box or under a windshield wiper. And it would be nice to hear a story where leaving a nice note is more effective than leaving an absurdly mean one:

Hello!

If you're reading this, you are probably stealing my car. I'm a nice person and likely would have given you a ride, but obviously we're past that.

I would love to afford a car that doesn't get stolen and burglarized all the time, but I'm broke and this is what I'm stuck with. So, you got me. Again.

You're not going to get into trouble for stealing my car. As long as you don't f**k around and kill a pedestrian, you'll just leave this somewhere and go about your business. Nobody investigates this tomfoolery.

One quick favor: please do not leave my car somewhere it will get towed. If I have to deal with one more f**king impound lot holding my stolen shi**y Honda for ransom, I am going to lose my mind. And my car, because I can't afford to keep bailing it out of car jail. If I had any money I would just go buy a goddamned car that wasn't constantly getting stolen in the first place.

Please just leave my old piece of sh*t car in a neighborhood or something. There's a note in this envelope; just stick it on the dash or under the wiper. A passerby will see it eventually and call me and then I can come get my car. No cops, no questions asked; I'm not even mad at you.

It's win-win: I don't have to deal with police reports, insurance claims, and tow trucks, and you don't have to feel like a jerk for ruining the month of a nice person.

There are countless safe places to leave this thing. Drive the car, take my first aid kit and emergency supplies in the trunk (my stereo is worthless) and just leave this motherf**ker in front of someone's house when you're done with it.

Thank you. Enjoy your ride.

PS if you don't mind committing another misdemeanor tonight, feel free to go throw a brick through the window of (redacted) Towing in Vancouver. They are literally the f**king worst. Thanks. Have a good night.

The author of the note apparently assumes that someone is just stealing the car to travel somewhere, which is certainly less expensive (but also more complicated) than requesting an Uber. Or perhaps the thieves are after those sweet, sweet first-aid kits. One day, this driver will hopefully own a car that does not inspire "tomfoolery" from misguided thieves.

This 9-year-old girl’s Trump obsession is almost adorable if you don’t think too hard about it.

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Jason-Kim Lovley posted a video Saturday of his 9-year-old daughter Ava, who just might be a bigger Trump fangirl than the USA Freedom Kids. When her mom tells her that they will be driving from Maine to New Hampshire to see him in person at a rally, she bursts into tears and yells, "I love you, Trump!" 

https://www.facebook.com/jasonkim.lovley/videos/10205450307969195/

"Are you serious?" she says, "Oh my word!" 

The Lovleys made it to the front row at the rally, and Ava got to show off the shirt she made just for the occasion:

Oh my word.

Ava's mom, Kim Lovley, told the Washington Post,"We're Republicans, but we're not political people at all." She adds that Ava is a big Trump fan following his candidacy on TV, and that "She said she loved his hair and that he speaks his mind." 

Her father elaborates on Facebook:

She's been following Trump for some time. Watches the debates& news - takes notes and writes speeches, gotten her class into ' debates', made up cheers & songs on the playground, and her birthday theme is going to be Trump. She's actually very knowledgable, probably more so then most adults. The one thing she loves about Trump ( besides "his hair"lol) is he speaks his mind, ( " just like her) won't back down to protect our Country& Military and she feels he's the one to Make America Great again! And if she ever met Hillary on the street, she'd speak her mind and give her an ear full! Lol

Dreams really do come true. Mr. Lovley posted a video from the rally of Ava's reaction, which is like full-blown Beatlemania. 

 

Listen to Ava's excitement the minute Trump came out on stage....

Posted by Jason-Kim Lovley on Monday, January 25, 2016

It must be inspiring for Ava to have a presidential candidate who speaks and acts like people her own age. 

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People shared their best pickup lines, and they'll make you groan-laugh.

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Pickup lines will probably never succeed in actually getting you laid, but they may result in a priceless look of horror crossing your intended's face as they realize how bad your sense of humor is, which is almost as fun. In light of this, Someecards rated Reddit's best pickup lines by the number of groans they're likely to elicit. Deploy with caution.

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3/5 groans.

2. 

1/5 groans.

3. 

5/5 groans but only in the orgasm way.

4. 

4/5 groans.

5. 

2/5 groans.

6. 

5/5 groans and one stomach rumble.

7. 

2/5 groans.

8. 

6/5 groans.

9.

1/5 groans.

10. 

3/5 groans.

11. 

3/5 groans.

13 people who tried to flirt on social media and got hilariously shut down.

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Hey, if you like somebody and want to be with them (whatever that means to you), the first step is to tell them how you feel. Take the risk, man! Go for it! Get your flirt on! But don't do it on social media where the rejection can be witnessed by all of your friends, all of their friends, and subsequently, the world.

1. Get back.

Probably should've sent a private massage.

2. Challenge accepted?

All good points.

3. Netflix and grieve.

Girls probably say that to him a lot, but this time it was actually true.

4. He just wants an F.

An F in English, that is.

5. Cecily strong.

They must be very good friends if he didn't know she was married.

6. Boredom wins.

Thanks, but no thanks.

7. Your efforts are appreciated.

And good luck to you in all of your future endeavors.

8. She just found something fun, like, all of a sudden.

Like an old Sudoku book. Yeah.

9. Pass, and fumble.

The ribs restaurant guy?!

10. Insult to injury.

The denial is strong in this one.

11. Visualizing the future.

Her type is dudes who aren't creeps, sorry.

12. Put on the brakes.

Totally saved it, dude!

13. Sweet freedom.

A billion reasons why not.

Dog-lover and noted stud George Clooney came to the rescue of a dog no one wanted.

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Just months after adopting a shelter dog for themselves, amazing humans/perfect couple George and Amal Clooney surprised Clooney's parents Nick and Nina with the best Christmas present ever—a sweet little terrier mix named Nate

How could you not love this face? You couldn't. It's impossible.

Nate had been rescued from a hoarding situation about a year earlier by an organization called Luv Fur Mutts in Fairfield, Ohio. He was born with a birth defect that makes him walk funny, and according to Luv Fur Mutts, people would point and stare at him at adoption events. Even worse, people who seemed interested in adopting him always changed their minds after meeting him. One woman even cried and said she'd be depressed for the rest of her life if she had to look at him every day (note: this woman does not sound like she would be a very good dog owner). 

George and Amal Clooney, with their dogs Louie and Millie. 

But as it happens, Clooney was on the lookout for a dog for his parents, whose terrier of 10 years had recently died. Unbeknownst to the rescue group, Clooney had spotted Nate online, and showed the pup's adoption video to his mom Nina, who promptly fell in love with the little dog

George Clooney with his parents, Nick and Nina. A lot of good genes in this pic.

With the help of his personal assistant Angel, Clooney surprised his parents by arranging for Nate to be delivered to them at their Kentucky home on Christmas Eve. And, of course, Clooney gave a generous donation to the animal rescue group, more than enough to cover the previous surgeries Nate had to help with his bum leg. Luv Fur Mutts waited until after Christmas to publicize Nate's celebrity adoption so the Clooney family could enjoy their newest family member without too much disruption. But now get ready, because Nate "The Dog" Clooney is definitely going to be a celebrity.

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Five years ago, Kylie and Kendall Jenner made a Taylor Swift tribute video. They were so young.

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The Internet is going nuts today for a 5-year-old music video of Kylie and Kendall Jenner lip syncing to Taylor Swift's "Better Than Revenge." The video was uploaded to YouTube in November of 2010, back when the Jenner sisters were the totally unknown daughters of an Olympic gold medalist.

Now that Kylie and Kendall have become successful brands in their own right, the video has resurfaced and gone massively viral. Fans and haters alike are fascinated to see what the teenage sex symbols looked like when they were just 13 and 15. Needless to say, it's making many of their admirers uncomfortable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5_3jaskyG8

It's interesting to see that they're such old-school T. Swift fans. These days, their stars have risen to the point that Kendall is part of the Squad:

https://twitter.com/MTVNews/status/689136701567053824

It just goes to show that dreams can come true. If you're a Jenner.

Kanye West is having a meltdown Twitter rant against Wiz Khalifa. It's the most Kanye thing ever.

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Kanye West is currently unloading a Twitter rant against Wiz Khalifa, who took to Twitter last night and criticized the name change for Kanye's latest album. Kanye changed the name of his forthcoming album from SWISH to WAVES, and Wiz feels the wave movement should be attributed solely to rap artist Max B. Here's what Wiz had to say last night:

https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa/status/692174112689655808https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa/status/692174579788333056

Kanye is not pleased with these comments, and just unleashed this rant against Wiz, labeled in sequential order for your reading pleasure. It is followed by some new gospels of Yeezus:

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692421747296079872https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692421786605084673

This part merits an interruption to explain. Kanye was offended by a tweet posted by Wiz this morning:

https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa/status/692334374759616512

He assumed kk was a reference to his wife, Kim Kardashian. It wasn't, as Wiz explained:

https://twitter.com/wizkhalifa/status/692423417874796544

Is Kanye too much of a dad these days to be up on the latest slang? Either way, his rant was far from over:

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692421878678491137https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692422048933658628https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692426817903403008https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692426891857432580https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692426982273998849https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692427021541101569https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692427064025223169https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692427829108170756https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692427864440967168https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692427947718766592https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428014030864384https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428123976110080https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428207169998848https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428207169998848https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428367203819524https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428437496029184https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428502801518593https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692428755965333504https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692435254431199233https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692435356029997056https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692435575836676097https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/692435687048679426

It ends with some love, but not before a whole lot of Twitter beef. Kanye does not like when anyone implies he's not the OG or creator of anything. He shall strike down upon Wiz with great vengeance, and then be merciful.

Note: Kanye wisely deleted some of the harsher tweets, in a rare example of self-editing. Luckily, there are screenshots. Here are the deleted tweets in reverse chronological order.

Yikes.

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