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The moderators of the #GOPDebate had an absolute disaster introducing the candidates.

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Millions of viewers tuned in to ABC Saturday night to watch the remaining GOP candidates engage in a debate of ideas and hopefully some light verbal combat, but the candidate-mangling began before a single hopeful said a word. ABC's moderators had a major failure of communication with the men on stage, with both Ben Carson and Donald Trump awkwardly not realizing their names had been called, and poor John Kasich seemingly not called at all. Here, thanks to Mashable, is that opening trainwreck:

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/696145369013432320

And here's the best part:

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/696141379962060801

The 29 funniest reactions from godless liberal comedians to the New Hampshire #GOPDebate.

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As the pivotal New Hampshire primaries loomed, GOP candidates gathered for one last debate. After a surprisingly difficult entrance to the stage, the action began. Chris Christie attacked in all directions (especially Rubio's), Donald Trump called for the return of torture, and Dr. Ben Carson accused Ted Cruz of stealing the Iowa caucus. Beyond that, there were denunciations of North Korea, promises of tax cuts, bitter denunciations of President Obama, and tales of heroin addicts. Those no-goodnik godless jokesters, of course, fell over themselves on Twitter pointing out hypocrisies and random weirdness. These are the top 29 funniest reactions to the debate!

1.

https://twitter.com/WilliamAder/status/696125210802540544

2.

https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/696146612234670081

3.

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/696141104287248384

4.


https://twitter.com/Smethanie/status/696141636066148352

5.

https://twitter.com/BuckyIsotope/status/696152037180862466

6.

https://twitter.com/lizzwinstead/status/696151049275629568

7.

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/696151163104677888

8.

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/696150313435295744

9.

https://twitter.com/ch000ch/status/696153312505290752

10.

https://twitter.com/Thezog/status/696153400497606656

11.

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/696153016081215488

12.

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/696156669949030400

13.

https://twitter.com/BrentPiaskoski/status/696156357083291648

14.

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/696189588637876224

15.

https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/696158268662493186

16.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/696160517149302785

17.

https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/696162913749348352

18.

https://twitter.com/sunny_hundal/status/696162795495256065

19.

https://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/696164071658225665

20.

https://twitter.com/germyradin/status/696171415741997061

21.

https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/696168029495754752

22.

https://twitter.com/DaveHolmes/status/696164650082111488

23.

https://twitter.com/harikondabolu/status/696171253405646849

24.

https://twitter.com/WarrenHolstein/status/696173684525002752

25.

https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/696177235326160898

26.

https://twitter.com/TurboGrandma/status/696177015100219392

27.

https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/696163433327104000

28.

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/696172105956728832

29.

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/696177473784934400

Super Bowl Sunday

Watching Lindsey Graham and John McCain act like Statler & Waldorf is surprisingly funny.

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No one's going to grab you aside and tell you this is the single greatest piece of comedy ever made, but gosh dangit, there's something endearing about two erstwhile Presidential candidates (one having gotten a bit closer) reprise the roles of the cranky old Muppets Statler and Waldorf, heckling the Republican contest. Their jokes are corny—as is the source material—but McCain and Graham have often been amusing and the two Republican senators seem to have a lot of fun. The audience must be big fans, too, because as genially amusing it is on YouTube, they loved it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbZEWhckis

Larry David is a neurotic, foul-mouthed Bernie Sanders in 'Bern Your Enthusiasm' on SNL.

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Larry David hosted SNL on Saturday night, and gave us the best episode of both Saturday Night Live and Curb Your Enthusiasm in a long time. Larry David starred as Bernie Sanders (acting a lot more like Larry David) navigating his way through the Iowa caucus with voters doing the "cough and shake." The gang's all here—Susie, Funkhauser, Leon—and it's pretty, pretty, ah, you know. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA

Bernie Sanders cameos on 'SNL' with Larry David as his own ancestor coming to America.

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Larry David hosted SNL on Saturday night, and not only played Bernie Sanders, but joined the candidate himself in a sketch about wealth inequality on a Titanic-like ship. Since he's been doing well in the polls, recently, Bernie showed to a skill vital to becoming President of the United States—the ability to do comedic cameos on TV. Hillary Clinton appeared earlier this season, and Donald Trump hosted to mixed results, it was Bernie's turn to turn up at Studio 8H and make 'em laugh alongside his own impressionist, and try out his own impression of Donald Trump. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL2dGTDQXVo

Derek Zoolander and Hansel stopped by 'SNL' to talk politics and Donald Trump's modeling faces.

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Bernie Sanders wasn't the only surprise drop-in during this weekend's Larry David-hosted episode of SNL—two more American heroes, male models Zoolander and Hansel, stopped by "Weekend Update" to do what male models do best: talk about politics. The handsome duo commented on the candidates' wardrobes, and pointed out Trump's latest looks, including the "Orange Mocha Crappacino."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QM7UYi9mA

No Prime Ministers of Malaysia were harmed in the making of this video. 

Larry David explains the difference between being a poor schmuck vs. a rich prick in his 'SNL' monologue.

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Kicking off his Saturday Night Live hosting gig, Larry David returned to his standup roots in his opening monologue. David discussed the nuanced differences between being a rich prick and being a poor schmuck, which happens to be the big theme of the Bernie Sanders campaign. He also mentioned that he's been dating again, so now's your chance to get on that if you want to hear Larry David complain a lot (and who doesn't?). Just remember to respect the brisket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuGrIdZQ7Xc

15 Super Bowl 50 ads that are already online, so you don't have to be distracted by football.

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Super Bowl 50 has arrived, bringing with it the death of Roman numerals and, of course, Super Bowl ads. The game already got underway, but many of the commercials—the most reliable part of any Super Bowl broadcast—are already up online. Whether you would rather just peruse them on your computer than sit through several hours of football commentators telling you that defense is, contrary to common belief, important, or whether you're just trying to prepare your viral tweets in advance, here are 15 commercials that will air during the game:

1. Arguably already the crowd favorite, here's Heinz's absurdly cinematic hot dog condiments ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM

2. Drake is shockingly open to corporate suggestions in this extended version of the "Restricted Bling" commercial for T-Mobile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMWzX0RC7f4

3. It's nice to see that the "Aliens!" guy can have a sense of humor about himself (in exchange for Super Bowl ad money).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsEs5L9QMec

4. Key & Peele advertise SquareSpace during the game, because the site helped them set up live commentary (in which they're not allowed to say Super Bowl).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nG_wVxO7EM

5. Christopher Walken in "The Walken Closet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0FrXXKeiA

6. This comes from the small Death Wish Coffee Company, who won a contest to be featured in the Big Game (and had to hire more staff to deal with demand):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_3H_Y5QUWw

6. Just a bunch of doing their best Freddie Mercury to sing 'Somebody To Love.' Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTaCT8ZmdJA

8. 'Inside The Actor's Studio' host James Lipton has his spirit crushed by TurboTax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmX_8aN8r7M

9. This 30-second website-building commercial will be seen by way more adults than the latest Kung Fu Panda movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIA3eFtSOM

10. Apartments.com picked Jeff Goldblum to sing 'The Jeffersons' theme song because reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6OmHbZ2vHs

11. This Jack-In-The-Box Revolutionary War-themed ad doesn't necessarily make sense, but it features a lot of burgers and a talking eagle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_78sRFFUQaE

12. This Colgate ad is depressing but fulfills the year's quota of PSAs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ar0eCp6uE

13. This PETA ad making big claims about sex and veganism is pretty NSFW and was banned from the game broadcast, but has been making its way around the web.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coANMLRMirQ

14. Puppymonkeybaby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

15. This Audi ad isn't gentle in its heartstring pulling but at least it's got a Bowie soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diU_09jb4bI

See all the ads at YouTube AdBlitz.

They weren't in character, but Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen made out one time.

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There are no spoilers here, but some unused photos from a Rolling Stone photoshoot back in 2012 got released today, and one featuring a smooch between Kit Harrington and Emilia Clarke is keeping Game of Thrones fans more than occupied until the show comes back. Kit and Emilia play Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen, of course, two of the HBO show's main protagonists (assuming they're both around this season). Their story arcs have never so much as crossed paths, but most fans would probably be OK if this somehow happened in Season 6:

https://twitter.com/Daenerys/status/696012442145525760

Of course, that wasn't the only new photo to emerge from that shoot, although the rest didn't conjure up new, alternate plot lines or give unofficial credence to Game of Thrones fan theories:

https://twitter.com/lenaheadeygang/status/695982348039487489https://twitter.com/gamofphoto/status/695921187210153984

Buck up, Thrones fans. Winter is almost over.

People who tried to get creative with their Super Bowl snacks and fumbled big time.

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The best thing about the Super Bowl is the food. (The actual game is 5th, after the commercials, half-time show, and men in tight leggings.) It's tempting to want to get creative with your Super Bowl spread, but for some, the results are a bigger disaster than Left Shark's choreography and Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction combined. These game day Pinterest screwups will have you screaming, "PENALTY! FLAG ON THE PLAY!" even if you have no idea what that means.

1. When making football shaped Rice Krispie treats, be sure to use Rice Krispies, not cat food and toothpaste. 

2. Chocolate covered strawberry footballs. Sure what could go wrong?

3. These football shaped deviled eggs are a sin.

4. When you forget to make a dessert for the Super Bowl, so you just dump out a plant and call it a dip.

5. A special cake for the best damn intestine ever!

6. Tom Brady's famous deflated football brownies.

7. There are no winners with this football cake.

8. This cake may be on HGH.

Fumble!

"What's happening to my hungry guys?!" 'SNL' created the darkest Super Bowl ad of 2016.

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Last year, SNL debuted a pitch-perfect parody of sexist Super Bowl commercials with the Totinos kitchen activity pack for women, and seemed like they were making a sequel on last night's episode hosted by Larry David. Except, it turns out, this new ad was a wholesale reboot of the concept—one that put it firmly in the sci-fi/horror genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzOLoOEToc

Seriously, though—looking forward to Monday.

Related: SNL's Super Bowl ad parody gives women something to do while the guys are watching football.

Eagle-eyed viewers think they spotted who Obama secretly picked to win Super Bowl 50.

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President Obama has stayed out of the Super Bowl prediction game since successfully calling the Steelers' 2008 victory, but in the President's annual pre-Super Bowl interview, Gayle King handed him a piece of paper and got him to reluctantly circle which team he thought would win and put it in a sealed envelope. Here's the segment of the interview (albeit without the tantalizing envelope segment), discussing Barack and Michelle's fascinatingly boring Super Bowl rituals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsGKHD8BP3c

The interview was pretty standard fare—gee, isn't the White House nice, look at all these normal-person snacks we eat—but at the end of the segment, Gayle busted out the aforementioned secret ballot for Obama to circle his chosen winner.

Despite the fact that this decision was supposed to remain on ice until tomorrow, eagle-eyed Internet denizens think they've already sussed out which team logo Obama circled. The Panthers.

https://twitter.com/AConDEMAND/status/696449003777626112

Besides that grainy circle under the Carolina logo that may or may not be simply blurry pixels, you can see that the Panthers logo is clearly on the same side of the paper as Obama's pencil in these images captured from the interview:

So, there you have it. In a bold move, President Obama picked the Carolina Panthers based on nothing more than their vastly superior football season. So call Vegas and place your bets if you love Obama, or suddenly develop an irrational hatred of Carolina if you don't. Either way, this is our last year before a new President makes the nation wonder exactly how this became a tradition.

Related: People who tried to get creative with their Super Bowl snacks and fumbled big time.

Here are Lady Gaga and Marlee Matlin nailing 'The Star-Spangled Banner' with voice and sign.

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The Coldplay/Beyoncé halftime show is still in the future as of press time, but everyone online and in San Francisco's Levi's Stadium agrees: Lady Gaga absolutely destroyed (in a good way) 'The Star-Spangled Banner' at the Super Bowl, with famed deaf actress Marlee Matlin providing an impressive sign language interpretation beside her. As always with Gaga, her look was also interesting (something along the lines of "Texas Businesswoman Power Lunch"), but tonight it seemed secondary to her attitude, which was dead serious.

Related: 15 ads that will air during Super Bowl 50, so you can get your witty remarks ready for the game.

Willem Dafoe is creepy as ever playing Marilyn Monroe in a Snickers Super Bowl commercial.

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Willem Dafoe is the latest hangry celebrity to portray someone that's not themselves when they need a Snickers bar, and he has the honor of portraying Marilyn Monroe's iconic flying skirt scene. It's much more fun than real celebrity meltdowns that go viral. Behold, Dafoe standing over a subway grate when the wind gets the best of him:

https://youtu.be/WhfntLl6xx0

Good luck trying to erase the image of Dafoe in a dress burned on your brain. Some things cannot be unseen.  


The 35 funniest reactions on social media to the Super Bowl 50 halftime show.

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The Super Bowl 50 halftime show featured the natural pairing of Coldplay, Beyonce, and Bruno Mars. Something fun for the whole family, or so thought a bunch of NFL execs sitting around a table in a conference room. One of these acts does not belong, and the Internet noticed. Here are the best tweets about halftime:

1. 

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/696503866880323584

2. 

https://twitter.com/Thezog/status/696507167495626753

3. 

https://twitter.com/SklarBrothers/status/696506836019605504

4. 

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/696507595650166784

5. 

https://twitter.com/moshekasher/status/696507881298890754

6. 

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/696508246568210432

7. 

https://twitter.com/iamledgin/status/696508346225004544

8. 

https://twitter.com/sammorril/status/696508648621797381

9. 

https://twitter.com/jerryRenek/status/696508933653966848

10. 

https://twitter.com/TaylorComedy/status/696509017565171716

11. 

https://twitter.com/annadrezen/status/696509086683234306

12. 

https://twitter.com/SCbchbum/status/696510574214000640

13. 

https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/696509427411783681

14. 

https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/696508904713412613

15. 

https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman/status/696508320203608068

16. 

https://twitter.com/dreamoforgonon/status/696508935017275396

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https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/696508490257334273

18. 

https://twitter.com/socarolinesays/status/696508701885231107

19. 

https://twitter.com/Ziweeee/status/696509853116850176

20. 

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/696509710128779264

21. 

https://twitter.com/joshcomers/status/696509158409908225

22. 

https://twitter.com/JillMorris/status/696509469623246852

23. 

https://twitter.com/badbanana/status/696509446986559489

24. 

https://twitter.com/Nettaaaaaaaa/status/696509203930869760

25. 

https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/696509425188786178

26. 

https://twitter.com/marincogan/status/696509211656650752

27. 

https://twitter.com/VaguelyFunnyDan/status/696509308079439872

28. 

https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/696509310621368320

29. 

https://twitter.com/AllieGoertz/status/696506403960172544

30. 

https://twitter.com/alicewetterlund/status/696506444682670080

31. 

https://twitter.com/MatteoLane/status/696505331946491904

32. 

https://twitter.com/VaguelyFunnyDan/status/696506620935667712

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https://twitter.com/slackmistress/status/696506911047311360

34.

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/696499286251565057

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https://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/696506971319435264

Watch a bunch of wiener dogs gallop in slow motion for a Heinz Super Bowl commercial.

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The good folks at Heinz would like you to know that they have everything you might need to cover a wiener. Which is to say that they are extending their product line, just like every other red-blooded American packaged goods company. They're not just ketchup anymore, and nothing demonstrates having everything for a wiener or dog like a stampede of wiener dogs charging towards their family of condiments:

https://youtu.be/aNN9nL2vppM

The only thing we need to know now is if there were exactly 57 varieties of wiener dog tearing across that field. No wiener dogs harmed during the making of that commercial. In fact, it looked like they had the time of their lives. 

The 50 funniest reactions on social media to Super Bowl 50.

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Puppy monkey baby! Independence Day sequel! Opiate induced constipation! When you hear these words, only one thing comes to mind: Football? Yes, the ads are a big part of the Super Bowl spectacle. But there's also Beyonce, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, and some type of football game. The Panthers put their near-perfect season against the experience Peyton Manning brought to the Broncos, and in the end, experience beat dabbing, 24-10. The Panthers kept it close, but trailed the entire game. Neither team dazzled half as much as Beyonce at halftime, frankly. (See our list of halftime tweets here.) Still, diehard fans tweeted wisecracks after every play, while lesser fans celebrated the Nervous Intestine, Puppy Monkey Baby, Sheep Singing Queen and all the other ads. These are the 50 funniest gametime Super Bowl tweets!

 

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https://twitter.com/WritePlay/status/696464744861990912

2.

https://twitter.com/JosephScrimshaw/status/696477250582028288

3.

https://twitter.com/alispagnola/status/696482235294154752

4.

https://twitter.com/moshekasher/status/696486557029511169

5.

https://twitter.com/scott2h2o/status/696489211180904448

6.

https://twitter.com/harikondabolu/status/696487158123667456

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https://twitter.com/NathanSykes/status/696483515219587072

8.

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/696485806962114560

9.

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/696485264022069248

10.

https://twitter.com/JElvisWeinstein/status/696484761796083712

11.

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/696488783429156865

12.

https://twitter.com/SklarBrothers/status/696488689518702592

13.

https://twitter.com/roryscovel/status/696493921141071872

14.

https://twitter.com/DVSblast/status/696493662260367360

15.

https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/696495977427918849

16.

https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/696496935935594497

17.

https://twitter.com/funnyordie/status/696493499676372992

18.

https://twitter.com/Travon/status/696493866262884352

19.

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/696488653074276352

20.

https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/696521787404742657

21.

https://twitter.com/lowellheddings/status/696506218966347777

22.

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/696501867807969282

23.

https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/696500297904947200

24.

https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/696497597519962112

25.

https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/696497911991967745

26.

https://twitter.com/Merman_Melville/status/696493923473235970

27.

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/696490852365967360

28.

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/696494361773744128

29.

https://twitter.com/catrific/status/696512915814256641

30.

https://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/696511878579752960

31.

http://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/696513401980256258

32.

https://twitter.com/thethermals/status/696504861102182402

33.

http://twitter.com/Braunger/status/696514175955132417

34.

https://twitter.com/kurtbraunohler/status/696514707696586756

35.

https://twitter.com/clarkgregg/status/696516223408828416

36.

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/696516416913027072

37.

https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/696517657420496896

38.

https://twitter.com/thesulk/status/696518335844868096

39.

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/696518913694117888

40.

https://twitter.com/PhillyD/status/696518041522143232

41.

https://twitter.com/jimrome/status/696522057400524801

42.

https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/696529756519587845

43.

https://twitter.com/trenni/status/696529655554314242

44.

https://twitter.com/TheOrangeCone/status/696531102287204352

45.

https://twitter.com/jaredcwilson/status/696532358464274432

46.

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/696531731239870466

47.

https://twitter.com/AlexKennedyNBA/status/696531468538023936

48.

https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/696534780268015616

49.

https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/696533462946344966

50.

https://twitter.com/jonahkeri/status/696531839238799360

Everyone keeps laughing at Eli Manning's face watching Peyton tie his Super Bowl win tally.

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Eli and Peyton Manning come from a long and illustrious football family, and even though they play for different teams—but that doesn't mean Eli necessarily looked thrilled as his older brother Peyton tied him for number of Super Bowl rings Sunday night. In fact, his face betrayed literally no emotion whatsoever, which was a hilarious enough face to have racked up millions of views on Vine in by midnight on Super Bowl Sunday:

https://vine.co/v/i1vzPTulQ0L

Look, in all likelihood, Eli was just in his own head—caught up with pride and emotion, recalling his own victories, and generally Somewhere Else besides in the moment. It doesn't mean he didn't look kinda dumb (it's a family tradition). Congratulations, Mannings! You're all annoyingly accomplished.

Related: Here are Lady Gaga and Marlee Matlin nailing 'The Star-Spangled Banner' with voice and sign.

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