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A photo of a diner patron ignoring Carly Fiorina sums up how everyone feels about this election.

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There is one thing that liberals and conservatives can agree on: the presidential campaigning process drags on for f*cking everrrrrrrrr. There's only so much attention people can pay when they also have to go to jobs, pay bills, try to make babies, take care of existing babies, look at the grandeur of nature, and eat a balanced breakfast—basically, all the stuff that makes up the full human experience.

That's why this woman eating breakfast at a diner in New Hampshire on the eve of the primary, courtesy of the Union Leader, has come to represent every citizen during this election season:

https://twitter.com/UnionLeader/status/696722037084131328

Because deep down, doesn't everybody just want to take a break from politics and eat some damn toast? 

Related: The 29 funniest reactions from godless liberal comedians to the New Hampshire #GOPDebate.

Related: The 21 funniest reactions from comedians on social media to the New Hampshire #DemDebate.


This 'Simpsons'/'Making A Murderer' mashup will convince you that Homer is innocent.

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The pop-culture addicts at Vulture put a lot of time into creating this Simpsonsversion of the Netflix sensation Making A Murderer, and the result is damn near perfect. Between his ever-present five o'clock shadow and general dimness, Homer Simpson makes a pretty ideal stand-in for Steven Avery, the Wisconsin man whose convictions have stirred up so much controversy. Plus, with decades of Simpsons footage to select from, it wasn't too hard to craft a storyline to almost perfectly match the Making A Murderer narration. Enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtlu123dg0I

Related: The 21 funniest conclusions people have drawn from Making a Murderer.

Hot or not.

Ryan Reynolds hooks 'Deadpool' fan up with tickets to the premiere because of her post-dental-surgery vid.

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Every day, all across the country, parents film their children post-dental-surgery hoping that they can achieve the Internet's version of 15 minutes of fame: becoming the next "David After Dentist." When Rita Miller Boyle filmed her daughter Mariah after she got her wisdom teeth out, though, all Rita got was Mariah crying about how she thought she missed the Deadpool premiere.

https://www.facebook.com/rita.millerboyle/videos/178209819212320/

Rita posted the video on Deadpool star Ryan Reynolds's Facebook page, and instead of the post getting ignored with all of the other ardent fan missives he must receive every day, Reynolds actually responded with a sympathy photo—and an offer for Mariah to come to the film's premiere.

You know someone is attractive when they can still look sexy with gauze in their mouth.

Reynolds wrote with the photo:

Mariah Boyle, am I the only one who thinks the tooth fairy is a giant fucking stalker? I mean seriously, who leaves two tickets to the Deadpool premiere under your pillow? And by the way, Rita, your breakfast casserole looks divine! Please bring some to New York.

While this might seem like a joke, it's apparently real. Rita posted a follow-up photo on Sunday of Mariah and a friend on a plane to New York. Ryan Reynolds: the classiest of all Ryans. And yes, that includes Ryan Gosling.

13 romantic movie gestures that would make you file a restraining order in real life.

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You may wish your love life was more like a romantic comedy, but be glad it's not. Most of those knee-weakening grand gestures and surprise romantic speeches would raise some big-time red flags if they happened in reality. Here are 13 lovesick protagonists who are basically just very, very attractive stalkers.

1. Say Anything

The boombox over the head thing seems like a romantic dream, but your ex outside your window blasting the song you lost your virginity to sounds a lot more like a nightmare. Sorry, Lloyd Dobler, that's some stalker behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Y8tFQ01OY

2. Love, Actually

Her husband's best friend films her wedding and then realizes it's nothing but extreme close-ups of her face. That's more alarming than charming.

That moment you find out you have a stalker. 

When he shows up at her door with giant cue cards, it's time for a restraining order, not a kiss on the cheek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_fcyg1Fdk

3. 50 First Dates

In this romantic comedy, Drew Barrymore suffers from amnesia, so she can't remember meeting Adam Sandler. He becomes obsessed with her, learns her routine, and just so happens to "bump into her" every damn day. Finally he marries her, impregnates her, and isolates this woman with a severe neurological disability on a boat so she can't get away from him. Romance?

Best part of amnesia: forgetting Adam Sandler's movies.

4. Twilight

This movie depicts a centuries-old vampire becoming fixated on a high school girl. He breaks into her house and watches her sleep at night. Sounds like a terrifying horror movie, right? Wrong. It's a love story for tweens.  

It's so romantic to have your privacy violated.

5. Sleepless In Seattle

Usually the guys get to do all the stalking in romantic movies, but in Sleepless in Seattle, sweet little Meg Ryan plays a complete psycho who's "in love" with a guy she heard talk on the radio once. She demands they meet on top of the Empire State Building so she can murder him love him forever. Um, ok.

Watch the trailer re-cut as a horror movie, and you'll never look at it the same way again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frUPnZMxr08

6. You've Got Mail

If you feel bad for Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle, don't worry! He returns the stalking favor in You've Got Mail. Hanks knows the anonymous woman he met online is Meg Ryan, so he starts following her around, "accidentally" bumping into her, and manipulating her emotions without revealing his true identity. This sounds suspiciously like the script of a Lifetime movie. You've got mail? More like you've got a stalker.

Pre-Craigslist creepiness. 

7. The Notebook

Probably the most romantic movie of all time, The Notebook is surprisingly high on the stalker-scale. That "never give up on true love" thing is great in theory, but would be pretty freaky in real life. 

"Oh, you wrote me 365 letters that I never responded to? Good thing you look like Ryan Gosling, or I'd call the cops."

And let's not forget how they fell in love in the first place. Noah threatened to kill himself if Allie didn't go on a date with him. What's harder to believe, that this guy isn't a psycho, or that Ryan Gosling would have to beg for dates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Up9NA6YLNA

8. There's Something About Mary

This movie is crawling with stalkers, because hey, there is just something about this Mary girl that makes men lose all responsibility and engage in rampant criminal behavior. Ben Stiller's character, Ted, is the good guy we're rooting for, but Ted's also a serious stalker. He hires a private investigator to track down his high school prom date and drives to another state to randomly bump into her. (Notice there's a pattern of these creepy "accidental" bump-ins?) There's just something about personal boundaries that makes this not OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGjXwDYpOLE

9. She's the Man

Dressing up as a different gender to manipulate your crush or spy on them changing clothes is gross. Nevertheless, it's a frequent plot device in romantic comedies. Pretending to be Channing Tatum's friend just to hug him when he's shirtless is not OK, even if it's probably the most sane thing Amanda Bynes has ever done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxjONf9AXEs

10. Overboard

The 80's comedy Overboard is a great movie, except for setting a terrible example of illegal and unacceptable behavior. Kidnapping someone with amnesia and making them clean your house and act as your wife and mother of your children is demented, to say the least. It is not OK and will not result in true love, even if you're a hunky construction worker like Kurt Russell was in this movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rHjCYLzifE

11. High Fidelity

John Cusack's back on the list for stalking his ex-girlfriend Charlie, played by Catherine Zeta Jones in High Fidelity. This scene where he looks in her window while she's getting busy with another guy and screaming, "Charlie, you f*ckin' b*tch! Let's work it out!" has all the makings of a domestic dispute. Call the police. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGBVcw6S1IM

12. Groundhog Day

Sure, Phil Conners is stuck reliving the same day over and over, but that's no excuse to manipulate poor sweet Rita into falling in love with him.

Sure, Phil Conners is stuck reliving the same day over and over, but that's no excuse to manipulate poor sweet Rita into falling in love with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVeJ5F26uiM

13. Wedding Crashers

John's best friend tells him, "She hasn't returned your phone calls, she hasn't responded to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candy-gram. God knows what happened to the kitten you got for her, 'cause she didn't keep it, and I know you're not raising the goddamn thing. I think it's very obvious at this juncture that she just flat-out does not wanna see you." But all John hears is "Keep trying she'll come around."

Guess what? YOU are the Stage 5 clinger, Owen Wilson. YOU!

The real life version of this is more upsetting than "The Internship"

Netflix might want to move all these romantic comedies to the horror section. Just saying. 

Related: According to science, your love of romantic comedies is good news for stalkers.

24 of the funniest reactions from comedians to the first-in-the-nation New Hampshire primary.

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The votes from New Hampshire are in, and as predicted, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump were the two big winners. Hillary Clinton conceded almost immediately, having already left for South Carolina, the site of the next primary. John Kasich took a strong second place on the Republican side, surprising most onlookers. Marco Rubio's lousy week continued, finishing lower than expected —blaming it on his poor debate—trailing even Jeb Bush, who spent dozens of millions of dollars in the state to come in slightly behind (at press time) Ted Cruz. Twitter was buzzing with hot takes aplenty, anticipating the Trump-Sanders showdown, lamenting general election prospects, teasing the worst performers, and more. These are the top 24 reactions by comedians to the New Hampshire primary!

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https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/697245338172841985

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https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/status/697219676867158017

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https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/697249004506247168

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https://twitter.com/dumbassgenius/status/697192535001686017

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https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/697244411156160512

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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/697236283685539840

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https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/697264280173965312

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https://twitter.com/MariyaAlexander/status/697246876609851392

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https://twitter.com/anylaurie16/status/697231502573072384

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http://twitter.com/SamSeder/status/697254493272944640

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http://twitter.com/dcwoodruff/status/697259895729487872

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https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/697255050813505536

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https://twitter.com/KevinFarzad/status/697266496909643776

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https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/697261241962622976

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https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/697242709015322624

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https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/697262544621281280

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https://twitter.com/danCLYNE/status/697267002763829248

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https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/697234890551472128

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https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/697283618461380608

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https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/697253815083466752

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https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/697271795901186048

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https://twitter.com/ChrisRRegan/status/697256519952248832

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https://twitter.com/P0TUS/status/697272913049874436

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https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/697252344476479489

The best around.

19 bizarre celebrity hangover cures that will make you never want to drink again.

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Everyone's been there: you wake up from a night of partying, your head's pounding, your stomach's churning, and your body hurts like you spent all night wrestling Sasquatch. You're hungover and you want to die, but you're not alone. Even celebrities aren't immune to the party-flu. Here is a list of the best celebrity hangover cures, if by "best" you mean some of the worst ideas ever to emerge from a rich and famous person's dumb mouth.

1. Actor Christian Bale says the best hangover cure is a run. Ugh, he would say that. "Ooh, look at me, I'm Christian Bale and I'm ready for a run after drinking." This guy.

2. Staying very on-brand, Gwyneth Paltrow gave a high maintenance approach to hangover cures. “Just draw a bath that is as hot as you can handle it and mix in some epsom salts and baking soda,” Paltrow wrote on her lifestyle site Goop.“Soak for twenty minutes and then pop into a freezing cold shower for 1 minute. Get back in the hot bath and stay until you’re warmed up. Then get back in the shower for 1 more minute.” Sounds like the last thing in the world a hungover person would want to do.

Shut up, Gwyenth.

3. Miley Cyrus is one of many celebrities who cure their hangovers with an IV drip infused with vitamins, injected directly into their veins. Hopefully they start doing this with nacho cheese soon. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/1E_JZCQzJT/

4. Cameron Diaz has a more down-to-earth solution. "I have an Egg McMuffin and a beer. You need to drink more of the alcohol you've killed yourself with—the classic hair of the dog," she told Cosmopolitan. Must be hard for her assistant to find a McDonalds that serves beer.

5. Celebrity chef and human cartoon Guy Fieri recommends the 52oz Bloody Mary that he sells at his restaurant. (FYI: The average human stomach holds about 32 ounces.) 

The solution and cause of all of your problems.

6. Julia Roberts has a less traditional hangover drink. She suggests a mix of carrot juice and champagne. Which is exactly what you'd imagine Bugs Bunny drinks when he's dressed up like a girl bunny. 

Big mistake. Huge.

7. Legendary booze-hound and author Ernest Hemingway is said to have mixed tomato juice and beer to ease his daily hangovers. That mixture is enough to drive anyone mad.

"Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate." -Ernest Hemingway.

8. Prince Harry, designated royal party animal, is known to cure his hangovers with strawberry milkshakes. He drank so many he turned into one. 

They're both pink and sweet as sugar.

9. The troubled star of The Wizard of OZ, Judy Garland, cured her hangovers with speed. It's said studios were prone to give their stars speed as a way to keep them thin and perky, as well as to revive them after a night of drinking. The good old days were pretty screwed up. 

10. Daniel Craig, Mark Wahlberg, Miley Cyrus, and Pharrell Williams are reportedly just some of celebrities who drink baby-Gatorade (aka Pedialyte) in an effort to baby their hangovers. Pharrell requests it in all of his dressing rooms, along with candy and a random picture of Carl Sagan. And you thought the big hat was the zaniest thing about him.

https://www.instagram.com/p/YTOou1kW-X/

11. Hugh Grant says, "After a night out on the town, I find a plateful of spaghetti bolognese works wonders for me." Wonder how much spaghetti he ate the morning after he got arrested for picking up a hooker? Yeah, remember the 90s?

12. Celebrity Chef and TV personality Anthony Bourdain told Men's Journal that the key to hangovers is to "Wake up as soon as you can. [Have] a cold Coca-Cola, or Pepsi. Wash down a couple aspirin. Smoke a joint. And the joint will help you to develop an appetite, at which point have some really spicy food. Some spicy leftovers, like leftover kung pao chicken, would be perfect." Despite this advice, Anthony Bourdain is indeed a white-haired old man and not a college freshman who's really into the band Phish. 

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/480364673745694720

13. Kate Winslet says "A sausage and bacon sarnie usually does it for me. I also have a big glass of orange juice and a sugary cup of tea." (British AF.)

14. Hunter S. Thompson wrote many disturbing things, including this hangover cure from 1967 for "poppers" combined with many beers as necessary. He probably should've stuck with water.

https://twitter.com/Benmoss1983/status/349530843892568064

15. Renee Zellweger says “A full English breakfast is good, or beans on toast. That kind of food does the trick for me.” Could someone remind her that she's not British? She's from Texas.

16. Paris Hilton told Cosmopolitan that her hangover cure is "A quarter-pounder with cheese and fries." Apparently, you have to eat it in a bathing suit with a blank stare on your face for maximum results. 

https://twitter.com/jbparise/status/604011495953817600

17. Rat pack member Dean Martin famously said the way to avoid a hangover is to "stay drunk." He also said, "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." He probably said a lot of other stuff too, but he was too drunk to remember. 

https://twitter.com/Friscokid49/status/568224727229026304

18. Kate Hudson is that friend we all want to roll our eyes at. "I’ll drink lots of tomato juice, eat fresh fruit and an avocado and take loads of vitamins," Hudson told Cosmopolitan. The best acting she ever did was pretending to eat these cheeseburgers. 

19. Jimmy Buffet told Jimmy Fallon his hangover cure: "Don't get drunk." Then how would you explain that outfit?

Searching for my lost shaker of salt and fashion sense.

You probably never thought you'd read these words, but please, take this advice from Jimmy Buffet!


Beyonce shared behind-the-scenes pics of halftime rehearsal featuring little coach Blue Ivy.

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Beyoncé wasn't the only one looking fierce on the field during rehearsal for Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show—her daughter Blue Ivy was there, too. Queen Bey took advantage of the mother-daughter rehearsal time and posted a couple of cute pictures to her Instagram account. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgoOFaPw3E/

Her husband Jay-Z was on hand and ended up in this photo she posted of her little gang. No idea who was taking these pictures with her phone—maybe the ghost of football past?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgoI0WPw28/

Sunday really was a family affair for Knowles—along with her husband and daughter, her parents were also in attendance, and mom Tina Knowles posted a few pictures to her own Instagram.  

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgolj-r_Gw/

Tina Knowles also posted this quick video of the birth of "Slayoncé." 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgqN9mL_J2/

Never a dull moment for the members of this musical family empire. 

Samantha Bee's 'Full Frontal' premiere is everything you hoped as she demolishes Kansas state dress codes.

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A new late night show premiered last night, Full Frontal with Samantha BeeHosted by the venerated Daily Show alum, notably the only human woman in the genre, Samantha Bee kicks off "during an election year, thank you sweet baby Jesus."

She took full advantage last night, journeying to New Hampshire to ask "Jeb?" before taking on Mitch Holmes. She savaged the Kansas State Senator for taking time that should have been committed to solving real problems in the "broke-ass state" to instead make sure dudes don't get distracted by skinny jeans. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iET5OPnlyGw

Bee asks all the right questions—"How can senators balance a budget when all the blood is rushing from their heads to their engorged ding dongs?" and made all the right declarations about Holmes: "basically an entire legislative career spent controlling women and celebrating the groups that exclude them." Her fake-vomiting game is particularly on point.

After her first episode it might be too early to say... but this is the latest lady Late Night host we've been waiting for. 

Rebel Wilson and Seth Meyers both mocked her first, confusingly athletic headshot.

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In an effort to promote her new film How To Be Single, Rebel Wilson stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers and allowed Meyers to show off her first headshot from 15 years ago. As the two point out, the photo is so crappy it's a credit to Wilson that she overcame it and became a professional actress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_NnbZWQG64

Wilson was brutal towards her former self. "Don't know what's happening with my feral hair." Yeah, no need to return to that style. Meyers was only slightly kinder, asking Wilson, "You went to the Harvard of Australia and you thought this was okay?"

Well, the photo was taken in the late '90s when the hair and that type of shirt were still trendy—just barely. Plus, Wilson was 18 or 19 and only starting out her career. She hardly knew better.

That being said, did she wonder at the time what the purpose of the softball was? Did the photographer even know?

Ben Stiller reveals his 'Female Viagra' Super Bowl commercial that for some reason never aired.

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Last night on Fallon, Ben Stiller—there to promote Zoolander 2—brought up the Super Bowl commercial he did for Female Viagra that he claimed unfortunately got "bumped" at the last minute. It was really more of a public service announcement than a commercial, he said, because he wanted to get word of the product out there. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3u9txMqbWA

According to the fake ad, Female Viagra is a new product designed for the 98 percent of women over 30 who are suffering from "not being turned on by their husband anymore." The voiceover warns of side effects including "dizziness, nausea, [and] having sex with your husband."

"Just fake it, and pretend to go to sleep."

Too bad this commercial didn't actually air during the Super Bowl, when so many afflicted women could have benefited from the hope for arousal that this drug offers. 

Here's the little extra push you need to uninstall Facebook from your phone.

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Facebook notifications are probably driving you crazy but that's not the only reason to delete the app from your phone: using Facebook's mobile website instead of its app saves 15 percent of your phone's battery life when using an iPhone, and up to 20 percent on an Android, the Guardian found. 

"Ah, it's 11 am and my phone's dead!"

The Guardian writer who performed the experiment kept the Facebook messenger app and continued to use Facebook just as much, but through Safari, not the app. He also recruited other people to do the same. All reported that their phones had an extra 15 percent battery life by 10:30 pm each night. 

On the other hand, without the app, how will you know immediately when a friend posts in a event you said you were "interested" in?

This kid's noble effort to dance like Beyoncé at the Super Bowl should not be overlooked.

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This young man tried his best to dance in formation along with Beyoncé during the Super Bowl halftime show, which is no easy feat. His father even included a Super Bowl haiku along with tweeting his son's moves, because apparently #SuperBowlHaiku trended during a defensive Super Bowl battle that got a little boring.

But there was nothing boring about Beyoncé and her dancers, and his son knew it:

https://twitter.com/MrGoorsky/status/696523484764119041

My son loved halftime

Knees movin' like @Beyonce

#retweet these dance skills #SuperBowlHaiku​ 

With some practice, this kid will have the full formation memorized in no time. Then perhaps he can have a dance battle with the boy who threw down fierce moves to Justin Bieber. 

Store refuses to let mom breastfeed in the dressing room, because why would she do that except to steal?

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Andrea O'Dowd was at the Scottsdale Fashion Square in Arizona on February 4 when the time came to breastfeed her baby daughter. O'Dowd headed to the restrooms at the mall's Barneys New York, where there was no chair. In her interview with Fox 10, O'Dowd made the excellent point that having a meal while sitting on a toilet is not appetizing. "Would you sit on a toilet and eat your food?" she said. Only when recreating a scene from Mean Girls

O'Dowd then asked a sales associate if she could breastfeed in a dressing room. The sales associate, after momentarily excusing herself, returned to say that for the sake of "loss prevention," O'Dowd could not feed her child in the dressing room. By loss prevention, the sales associate meant stealing, because a breastfeeding mother who offered her stroller to be searched is more suspicious than a woman trying on 10 pieces of clothing. 

O'Dowd went home and filed a complaint with the mall and Barneys. A spokesperson for the department store issued a statement saying, "Barneys New York is reviewing our lactation policy and training protocol for all locations to ensure that we are adhering to best practices."

While Barneys is reviewing their lactation policy, they should also take a look at how many chairs their bathrooms have. It's always nice to have seating options when shopping.


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People desperate for free Chipotle accidentally flooded a random lawyer with texts.

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As an apology for being closed during lunch on February 8—and for various virus outbreaks—Chipotle is offering its fans who missed their midday meal a free burrito. As Time reported, all one had to do was text "raincheck" to 888-222. However, a number of people did not pay close attention to the digits they were pressing and inadvertently added an extra 2. Instead of hitting up Chipotle, these people texted Henry Levine, a D.C. lawyer unaffiliated with massive burritos. 

https://twitter.com/BethesdaHank/status/696818005762768898/photo/1

Levine told Tech Insider that he responded to a few people, first with confusion. After realizing what happened, he texted "You didn't text Chipotle." One person's response was: "Where's my free burrito bitch."

https://www.instagram.com/p/7-yWrmBiJJ/?taken-by=chipotlemexicangrill

Levine reached out to his local Chipotle and headquarters. Headquarters, as his daughter-in-law tweeted, emailed him back with a promise of free food for him and only him.

https://twitter.com/dorrylevine/status/696821436263043072/photo/1

"You're sweet for wanting to help out our fans that texted the wrong number," a Chipotle rep wrote after Levine offered to send them along every phone number that accidentally texted him. "There's no need to send them along. I'll get your cards out to you soon."

Essentially, people who texted Henry can kiss their dreams of free lunch goodbye. Unless they then corrected themselves and texted the right number, in which case, enjoy!

Fuzzy memories.

Awesome UCLA gymnast kills it in floor routine that involves the nae nae, ends with a dab.

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Senior UCLA gymnast Sophina DeJesus performed a floor routine on Saturday that whipped her teammates and the audience alike into a frenzy. Her tumbling was fantastic, and she just kept sticking every landing. Her team danced along with her sensational routine, and the crowd was going crazy, basically demanding she receive a score of 10.

She was close, receiving a 9.925, which helped lead her team to a comeback victory:

https://youtu.be/efttzj5VtXE

DeJesus could not contain her confidence and joy after nailing all those moves. A photographer for the Daily Bruin captured why her routine was so contagious, making everyone bounce along with her:

https://twitter.com/dailybruin/status/696477601452326913

That was a comeback for the ages. Good luck to anyone in the future that faces off against DeJesus (in either a gymnastics or dance battle).

This woman spent $14,000 to look like every single Disney princess, thankfully not at the same time.

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Sarah Ingle from Denver, CO, has spent more than $14,000 on Disney princess costumes, including Snow White, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Merida from Brave, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and sisters Elsa and Anna from Frozen.

Sarah Ingle as a non-Disney princess human. 

Ingle currently has 16 wigs and 17 princess outfits in her princess costume stable. But don't worry (too much), she's not doing this just for fun. Ingle started a company with her boyfriend called Princess Ever After, where she hires herself (and now a few other princess impersonators) out for about $145 to sing at special events like kids' parties and adults-who-wish-they-were-still-kids' parties. Sometimes her boyfriend goes along, dressed like a prince (they say romance is dead).

Ingle as Snow White, trying to force some ducks to kiss. 

In true Disney princess manner, she also sometimes volunteers in costume at children's hospitals. She recounts performing for a little girl who was celebrating a break from her cancer treatments: "Seeing her face light up as she sang along with me was just incredible and it was just the most amazing day."

Ingle wears blue contacts to play Elsa and Ariel.

In a recent interview with Hotspot Media, Ingle said that each transformation takes about three hours from start to finish, because the dresses and make up are so intricate.  

She ordered this clamshell bra directly from Atlantis.

According to Ingle, each dress can take up to six months to design and make, and she gets fabrics like silk and organza from around the world. 

Ingle as Anna from Frozen: fake princess, real snow.

Ingle does have a bit of a Disney princess look to her naturally. She told Hotspot Media: "my big eyes just help me to appear more cartoon-like, which is great for what I do."

Was Rapunzel crazy? Rapunzel looks a little crazy.

Although Ingle already has a full time job as a marketing manager and her own business dressing up as a princess, she told Hotspot Media: "It would certainly be a dream to be a real Disney princess—I'd love to be Ariel. Maybe one day I can go for an audition and they'll give me my dream job." Good luck, Sarah, maybe that dream of getting paid to impersonate a princess will some day come true. 

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