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A woman shared a photo of a Happy Meal she kept for six years on purpose.

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In an amazing display of patience and self-restraint, Jennifer Lovdahl reportedly kept a Happy Meal from McDonald's intact for six whole years. Then, last Wednesday, Lovdahl shared a picture of the chicken nuggets and fries which, despite the passage of time, have apparently retained their youthful look.

https://www.facebook.com/balancedhealthchiropracticalaska/posts/10153433398490669

It's been 6 years since I bought this "Happy Meal" at McDonald's. It's been sitting at our office this whole time and has not rotted, molded, or decomposed at all!!! It smells only of cardboard. We did this experiment to show our patients how unhealthy this "food" is. Especially for our growing children!! There are so many chemicals in this food! Choose real food! Apples, bananas, carrots, celery....those are real fast food.

"The receipt has disintegrated more than the food," Sarah Guyer Krug commented. April​ Arno chimed in with her own tale of preserving a McDonald's meal and said "the bag actually started decomposing before the food did." Not all comments were negative, though. "I'll be there in a minute... With BBQ sauce!" Aaron Hunter wrote.

https://www.instagram.com/p/tLLlGEMT8X/

There is a possibility Lovedahl's test is accidentally disingenuous, though. A few years ago, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt did an experiment at Serious Eats comparing the decomposition between a McDonald's burger and homemade burger. After a few weeks, the appearance of mold on the two burgers was more or less the same. Lopez-Alt's overall observation was that McDonald's food isn't unique in its failure to rot, and that the food's appearance days later is related to rapid dehydration, which creates an unsustainable living environment for bacteria. 

Science aside, it's impressive that people worked daily in Lovedahl's office for six years without either eating or accidentally throwing away that Happy Meal.


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There's going to be an eighth 'Harry Potter' book, but it's just a printed script of 'The Cursed Child.'

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Dreams do come true, though not always in their complete form. While prayers have been answered and an eighth Harry Potter installment will be hitting bookstores on July 31, the book won't be like its predecessors. As announced on Pottermore, the new release will be the script for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Parts I and II, the Harry Potter play that's premiering on July 30.

This news is very welcome after the Cursed Child ticket debacle and the simple fact that many Harry Potter fans can't make their way to England for the play.

https://twitter.com/eerinchristie/status/697506606351831040https://twitter.com/purrfectmadz/status/697506462105337857

This initial publication of the Cursed Child will not be the only version of the script. The first edition, dubbed the Special Rehearsal Edition, will be based off the script at the time of preview performances. Once the script is worked out in live shows, another version—the Definitive Collector’s Edition—will be published.

It'll be interesting to see how fans react after they open up Cursed Child and realize that they're reading a script and not a novel lush with detail. The play also differs from the books in that Rowling is not the sole writer. Pottermore describesCursed Child as "a new play by Jack Thorne," which is "based on an original new story by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany." Despite these changes, Cursed Child is "officially the eighth story in Harry Potter canon."

For those who haven't memorized the plot description that Scholastic released, Cursed Child picks up shortly after the seventh book's epilogue left off. Harry is "an overworked employee" at the Ministry of Magic, and his youngest son, Albus, is trying to deal with being a Potter.​

While Cursed Child has incited a rarely seen enthusiasm for a play, fans are already hoping it will be turned into a movie:

https://twitter.com/NeoThunder16/status/697506839211028480https://twitter.com/meganjeannn17/status/697474864752386048

Between this book's release, the November opening of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and all the new info on foreign magic schools Rowling has dropped recently, 2016 is a great year to be a Potterhead. Then again, every year is. 

This fishing dog will make you wonder why you even bother trying to use a rod.

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It's just like the old saying: give a dog a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a dog to fish, and you've created pure internet gold.

Rani the Golden Retriever catches fish using bits of bread (presumably supplied by her human, since Rani may be smart, but probably not smart enough to go shopping). In this video, she uses her lightning quick jaws to snap up a bluegill investigating the bread, and then shares her catch with her dog buddy Finn. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLfx4Mv7YHE

Good dog, Rani! Now catch a grill and some lemon, and let's get this meal started.  

People shared the moment they realized they'd marry their spouse. Warning: it got pretty sweet.

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In case your significant other ever comes across one of the multiple AskReddit threads asking some version of the question, "What made you realize that you'd marry your current wife/husband?" you should start rehearsing your own answer right away. You've got some stiff competition, because the people who contributed their anecdotes had some seriously thoughtful, touching answers, and you really don't want to get upstaged by a Reddit user named PoopsieDoodles.

Here are 10 of the best responses from people who could recall the exact moment they knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with someone.

1. He cleaned her fridge (not a euphemism).

2. If you mess up this badly on your first date and she still likes you...

3. The way a man or woman treats a fervent Big Foot believer says everything about how they'll treat you, apparently.

4. One of those actually touching moments you were warned about in the headline.

5. She's the holy grail.

6. Gross. Nice, but gross.

7. The truest love.

8. Love begins with Google.

9. Bae's from the bay.

10. The modern day frog prince. 

Gonna barf everywhere? Head over to a similar thread, where people shared all the reasons they cheated.

Emma Watson's new boyfriend William Knight isn't famous, so everyone is trying to find out what his deal is.

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Emma Watson, best known as Hermione from the Harry Potter films, is reportedly dating tech entrepreneur William "Mack" Knight. Since he's not an actor or another type of Hollywood bigwig, relatively little is known about Knight. But that doesn't stop relentless fans and journalists from digging deep and trying to learn more about him.

According to People, Watson and Knight were first publicly spotted together after seeing Hamilton on Broadway in New York. They also may have vacationed together recently in Big Sur.

https://twitter.com/people/status/697277582480449537

Like Watson, who attended Brown, Knight has a muggle Ivy League background according to his LinkedIn profile. He attended Princeton for undergrad, and he has an MBA from Columbia. Internet sleuths have also determined he is 35 years old (Watson is 25).

Watson has not commented publicly on the relationship, which is fitting since she prefers to keep a low profile. That may also explain why she's dating someone who is not part of Hollywood, even though the name "Mack Knight" sounds like a DJ from Los Angeles.

Ryan Reynolds discussed his nude 'Deadpool' fight scene and described his naked body for fans.

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In continuation of Deadpool's very aggressive and clever promo tour, Ryan Reynoldsspoke with BuzzFeed at length about a full-frontal fight scene, and in the process, probably sold a bunch more women on seeing this movie. In addition to talking about the scene—which can be viewed when the movie comes out on February 12, Reynolds also described his penis and talked about his nude fighting experience. Like maybe 50% of this interview should be taken seriously.

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedEntertainment/videos/1005271679518499/

"There was a lot of me there," Reynolds confirmed when discussing the fight scene, while also saying his penis is "a small haiku written in braille."

https://vine.co/v/i1d1ltAJI9x

Blake Lively is a lucky woman. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBLczqCN_vh/?taken-by=vancityreynolds

The person getting down with Reynolds in this much-discussed scene is the movie's villain, Ajax. The character is played by Ed Skrein, who was the original Daario Naharis on Game of Thrones.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBQJH9LsUIQ/

Skrein spoke with the Wall Street Journal about the scene as well. "It was intense. It was incredibly hot," he said, referring to the fires in the scene. "I'm half-naked and he was completely naked," Skrein said. Well, this is starting to look like a very unique superhero movie.


Yas queen! The 'Broad City' season 3 trailer has arrived.

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The trailer for season 3 of Broad City has been released, and it hints at another season full of sex, adventures, and p*ssy jokes. Abbi and Ilana haven't said too much about the third season yet, other than it will include an appearance by Hillary Clinton, so this trailer is very welcome:

https://youtu.be/JjpSvYau_lY

The biggest surprise from the trailer is that Ilana still somehow has the same office job that she never does any work at. Her character is a master of doing things that get people fired without actually getting fired.

Anti-Beyoncé rally planned by upset defenders of the Super Bowl halftime show's wholesomeness.

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Angry fans of completely bland and apolitical entertainment are not sitting quietly after Beyoncé was mildly thought-provoking at the Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show—they're taking their anger to the streets. From frothing comment sections to Rudy Guiliani saying Bey's dance routine was an "attack on police officers," people are furious. The angriest of those furious folks are organizing a protest outside of NFL headquarters, but it won't be one of those offensive protests—it's a protest against racism, you see, by making sure no one ever mentions race at the Super Bowl ever again:

Join us as we demonstrate on the block of the NFL Headquarters building.

Are you offended as an American that Beyoncé pulled her race-baiting stunt at the Superbowl?

Do you agree that it was a slap in the face to law enforcement?

Do you agree that the Black Panthers was/is a hate group which should not be glorified?

Come and let's stand together. Let's tell the NFL we don't want hate speech & racism at the Superbowl ever again!

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#BoycottBeyonce

#BlueLivesMatter

#AllLivesMatter

If you're confused because you watched the halftime show and you thought it was, y'know, a halftime show, here's why people were mad. First of all, the fact that any notion of race was inserted into the show really pissed people off. And see those backup dancers behind Beyoncé? They're dressed like (the sexy backup dancer version of) Black Panthers. Worst of all, according to these protestors, Bey's new song "Formation" criticizes police violence against African-Americans and celebrates black womanhood. If you're still confused, Jessica Williams explained it quite well on The Daily Show:

There is, of course, already a counter-protest, "The Anti-Anti-Beyoncé Protest Rally."

When Black women affirm Blackness/Black womanhood, they are attacked and silenced. 

This is a counter protest to [click link here for info]  a racist, ahistorical attack on the Black Panther Party and Beyonce, plus an excuse to celebrate a very awesome song and #BlackGirlMagic moment.

Sisters, dress in your "Formation" video/Super Bowl performance-inspired gear and make this a moment a joyous one! Allies and friends, show up and show your support! 

We have asked our biggest stars to get political and Bey went there. Don't let anyone make her powerful statement about the value of Black life be overshadowed by those who don't believe that our lives matter.

Surely, the people who are so upset that implicit themes of race and politics had been inserted into a pop performance during a football game would also protest a confederate flag or anyone saying armed militias must always be ready to fight the federal government, right? That was sarcasm. Batons and bullets may break bones every day, but apparently, it's words and dancers' outfits that really scare people.

Related: Here's a thing: Texas Governor orders state military to monitor US military to prevent an invasion.

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This court reporter's drawing of Gwyneth Paltrow during her stalker's trial is not kind.

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On Monday, Gwyneth Paltrow had personal experience with the concept of adding insult to injury. Not only did she have to face her stalker in court, a man who sent her sex toys and letters that said things like, "Now you must die. Yourself, must die so that Christ can have preeminence," but the court reporter was not exactly kind or accurate in their portrayal of Paltrow on the stand:

https://twitter.com/celebsrumor5/status/697364656759926784

The warm blush of the cheeks can't distract from the neck-brace of a turtleneck or the fact that her face looks like someone who just had a rapid-aging spell placed on them in a 1950s B movie. The other illustration doesn't help much either, where Paltrow has the sunken eye of Nosferatu and an ear rash:

https://twitter.com/ETCanada/status/697395579236675584

This isn't the first time that court reporters have made the news for inaccurate illustrations of very-attractive people; you might remember Tom Brady's monstrous image from Deflategate. Court illustrators everywhere must be celebrating that, once again, people are paying attention to their job, which it turns out is to quickly draw courtroom proceedings and not to draw beautiful celebrity portraits.

13 celebrity couples whose marriages are so stable you forgot they were together.

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Usually, when celebrity couples make the news, it's a story about two famous people getting married or (somehow more often) breaking up—and everyone overlooks those quietly happy celeb couples who've kept their relationships rock solid and mostly off the grid. They're making it work, despite the hardships of being extremely rich, famous, and also very very attractive. Do they know something other celebrity couples don't, or do they simply abstain from hiring really horny young nannies? Here are 13 Hollywood couples who are going the distance. 

1. Borat, aka Sasha Baron Cohen, has been calling Isla Fisher "my wife" since 2010. That probably doesn't get old at all. 

"Very nice."

2. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been together since the year 2000, but you were probably too busy thinking about their stunning performances in Scooby Doo and I Know What You Did Last Summer to remember that. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/7GeLJNsY0S/?taken-by=sarahmgellar

3. Daniel Craig made Rachel Weisz his official Bond Girl in 2011. She probably hates when people say that. 

She's got 007 24/7 since 2011.

4. Sarah Jessica Parker has been married to Matthew Broderick since way back in '97. After almost 19 years, neither of them are probably having much..."Sex in the City." (APPLAUSE BREAK) 

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Y1XlpiYN1/?taken-by=sarahjessicaparker

5. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together for over 30 years, but never got married. Dang, they missed out on getting so many free toasters and blenders. 

He liked it, but he didn't put a ring on it. 

6. Al Roker and his wife Deborah Roberts have been married since 1995, even though they work on competing TV networks. Talk about a high-pressure system!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAHiQxWix4k/?taken-by=debrobertsabc

7. Tom Hanks has two Oscars and one wife, actress Rita Wilson. Leonardo DiCaprio has zero Oscars and zero wives, in case you're keeping score. 

Tom married Rita Wilson in 1988, if you couldn't tell by that rad dress.

8. Felicity Huffman snagged William H. Macy in 1997. That's the same amount of time Kylie Jenner has been alive. So, just deal with that.

https://twitter.com/WilliamHMacy/status/508461319926726656

9. Kevin Bacon probably hasn't cut Footloose since he got married to Kyra Sedgwick in 1988. (At least, that's what his bros always say.)

Kyra is zero degrees from Kevin Bacon.

10. Ron Swanson and Karen Walker (aka Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally) are married in real life. Who's ready for a Parks and Rec/Will and Grace crossover? (You. You are.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBlNVrIycOL/?tagged=nickofferman

11. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have been married since 2010. That may only be a long time by Hollywood standards (they started dating in 2002), but if their marriage can survive his earring, it can survive anything. 

More like, Han-not-Solo, am I right?

12. You've probably been too focused on/terrified by John Travolta's weirdly aging face to remember that he married Kelly Preston in 1991.

There marriage is definitely older than his hair piece. 

13. Guess what? Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas are still married even after he accused her lady parts of giving him throat cancer. (WTF) Yep, this May-December romance has been going strong since 2000. Strong enough to pose for this randomly hilarious photo with Kid Rock. 

Worst threesome ever. 

Related: 9 juicy quotes from celebs on filming sex scenes with a real-life significant other.

Related: People shared the moment they realized they'd marry their spouse. Warning: it got pretty sweet.

11 people whose moms really, really want them to find love.

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Just like real life, social media is full of people whose moms want them to find a partner. Specifically, a partner the mom loves too, and sometimes a partner the mom has already picked out based on a young man's kindness in a grocery store checkout line.

So enjoy these 11 people whose moms really want them to put a ring on it—or have a ring put on it. Nothing would make them happier.

1. This mom helpfully tagged her daughter when she reposted a guy's new profile pic.

https://twitter.com/whoisjulz/status/686339818876342272

2. This kid's got the ultimate wingmom. It's all about persistence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXg0GzEK9pU

3. A grandma never misses a well-timed opportunity to nudge for love.

https://twitter.com/laurenmiller229/status/678650242900758528

Under a sweet card that says, "Wishing you every good thing the season has to offer. MERRY CHRISTMAS," grandma writes helpfully, "When are you going to get married? Love, grandma."

4. Some moms just care about the important things in life.

https://twitter.com/earth2brooke/status/683380369639485440

5. Some moms jump at any opportunity.

6. Here's a mom who lets autocorrect speak on her behalf.

7. A vigilant mom keeps an eye out all the time.

https://twitter.com/lovezosa/status/666277015142727680

8. Others are just waiting for the right moment to bring it up.

9. And others become your own personal Tinder.

10. Well, at least this mom knows a good place to start.

https://twitter.com/brosandprose/status/674010089217503234

11. And some moms just get it.

https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/581580942600462338

People revealed the worst Valentine's Day gifts they ever got, because love hurts.

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Buying someone a Valentine's Day present shouldn't be that hard. Just get them a little something to show your affection. Some flowers. A passionate letter. Nice chocolates. Pretty much anything will be fine, as long as it's not a stuffed animal from the pharmacy you pass on the way home from work. Or the stuff these people got from their "romantic" partners.


1. Downright criminal.

#RomanticLivesDontMatter

2. Scratch that.

Can't believe he noticed. Must be a detective or something.

3. "First comes love, then comes marriage…"

Then comes a weird broken glass carriage.

4. Berry bad news.

Yeah, but candy is candy. What's the problem?

5. A gift from a time traveler.

Not so Sharpie.

6. Needed an A, went for the D, got an F.

Wrong bra, bro.

7. Isn't it ironic?

Nothing says romance quite like the gift of pants.

8. A chip off the old block.

Crisps? Exotic! Must be European.

9. That sucks.

The only worse recipient for a vacuum? Your dog.

10. Bustin'…makes you feel good?

Her boyfriend was named Buster. Then he died. Now he's dust.

11. It beats Miracle Whip.

Hey, at least it was wrapped.

12. Perfect for cleaning up after your husband moves out.

What women don't want.

'The Bachelor' took the remaining contestants to Pig Island, and no, that's not a euphemism.

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Ah, The Bachelorfamous for its romance, verisimilitude, sane contestants, casual helicopter flights, and exotic locales. This week's episode was no exception, with season 20 bachelor Ben Higgins taking his stable of ladies to the Bahamas.  

Ben spent one day jumping off a yacht with Caila, and another on a two-on-one date during a hurricane when he gave a rose to Emily and left Olivia to live on an island alone forever (she's still there to this very day). But between those dates, Ben had a group date with six ladies and at least a dozen pigs. 

Some contestants and some pigs in the Bahamas.

Upon reaching the Exuma Grand Isle Resort and Spa, Ben's hopeful dates found out the real reason for this date's location—the famous Bahamas swimming pigs. This week's group challenge was bobbing for pigs and everyone was psyched to give it a... sorry, that's a lie. They didn't go bobbing for pigs. (But they should have, though.)

Ben thought the ladies would get a kick out of seeing the swimming pigs, and for the most part he was right, although they probably would have gotten more of a kick out of having one of the pigs eat Lauren B. so she couldn't hog (pig puns!) all of Ben's attention. 

Ben and Lauren B. canoodling in the Bahamas.

No one knows how the pigs first came to be on this uninhabited island (except maybe the pigs themselves) lo so many years ago, but Big Major Cay is home to about 20 of them. Pig life is easy there, because the island has three freshwater springs and because tourists are so generous with their food. 

Oops, wrong picture, THIS is Ben and Lauren H. 

You can watch the entire episode below, including the part where Olivia, abandoned on an island, learns to fend for herself, making use of the the freshwater springs and hopefully the kindness of tourists with hotdogs. (Sorry, that's a lie again.)

Most dramatic elimination ever. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxIW6vAQD4

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Jimmy Kimmel's audience reacted hilariously to the most graphic scene in Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie.

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Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie, The Brothers Grimsby, is very much a Sacha Baron Cohen movie, in that there are scenes rendered too graphic for broadcast television. One scene almost gave the film an NC-17 rating, which means it's nearly as gross as the rating scale can measure.

After giving the audience an opportunity to vacate the premises, Jimmy Kimmel screened the clip for his audience Wednesday night, and they went through some of the stages of grief:

Shock.
Anger.
Depression and detachment.
Acceptance.

It's the ultimate reaction video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP_9wGAdrNQ

Of course, they'll make you go see the movie to actually see the scene, but from audio alone, it sounds like there's some animal body fluids involved. Lots of animal body fluids.

29 celebs nearly cry in dramatic reading of Justin Bieber's 'Sorry.' Because those lyrics cut deep.

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Vanity Fair somehow got a bunch of famous actors, actresses, singers, and directors to recite the lyrics of Justin Bieber's"Sorry," and none of the 29 participants displayed any visible disdain for the Biebs.

In the video, which People reports premiered at SundanceJohn Legend even confessed to liking the song, while Armie Hammer went further, saying, "This is art."

All in all, it was a somewhat sincere reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1q1Be8wH6c

Jon Hamm gave an excellent performance, but why is it that when he's not Don Draper he's always dressed like he's starring in an Oliver Twist remake?

Please, sir.

After Bieber's manager Scooter Braun tweeted the video at him, Bieber shared his approval.

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/697587891048882176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

High praise. 

People shared stories of the most obscene things they've seen in public, proving that the world is gross.

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The world can be pretty damn icky. A recent Reddit thread asked users about the most NSFW they ever encountered in public, and it turns out, over 2,000 people have had the misfortune of walking by public defecationfornication, and other things that made their brains need to take a bath. Here are 10 of the weirdest, grossest, or simply NSFW stories that graced the public sphere.

1. The perks of having the early shift.

Look away when he goes into downward dog.

2. When there's a setup and boobs are the punchline.

Classic comedy.

3. An all-you-can-eat buffet.

To quote the wise Beyoncé, "When he f*ck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster."

4. You don't want to see your siblings being conceived.

The door's hole was covered but his mom's wasn't. 

5. He was giving up eating eggs for Lent.

It's not just women who have eggs inside of them.

6. What a douche.

The other people in the cemetery were lucky to be dead for that one.

7. A guy greasing his spokes.

Hopefully he remembered to use his hand signals.

8. This Legend of Zelda.

A moon on a moon.

9. This weird art instillation. 

Sounds like some performance art by James Franco.

10. One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.

Not a number one or a number two, but a number three.

You made it. Here's a GIF of puppies to make you feel OK about the world again.

Now remember to close your doors and wear clothes.

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