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Martin Shkreli is threatening to stop the release of 'The Life of Pablo,' the new Kanye West album.

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That's right, Martin Shkreli, the pharmaceutical executive who became our nation's biggest asshole when he hiked up the cost of a crucial medication for AIDS patients last year, tried to buy the recordings of Kanye West's new album The Life of Pablo to keep them from ever being released.

Who could forget this little sh*t?

He's either embracing his image as a supervillain or parodying himself to try to be funny. It's probably the latter, and it actually is very funny, especially since he would 100 percent go through with the deal if West was interested (that's what comedians call "commitment to the bit"). After all, he's the person who famously spent millions to buy the only copy of the Wu-Tang Clan's Once Upon a Time in Shaolin only to hoard it for himself. 

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/697891692242935813https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/697897324329177088https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/697897924353773573https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698053561213710336

Of course, even though he's funny, he still hiked up the cost of an essential AIDS medication by 5000 percent for no other reason besides the fact he could. So he has good and bad sides.


Kristen Wiig went on 'Fallon' as Peyton Manning even though she's 'still so tired' from the Super Bowl.

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Last night, Peyton Manning stopped by The Tonight Show to talk with Jimmy Fallon about the Super Bowl. No, hang on, sorry—that was Wednesday night. Last night, it was Kristen Wiig, dressed in a Broncos uniform and doing a spot-on Manning impression where she talked a bit about football, Maroon 5, the color "greenish," and attending the University of Florida as an environmental science major.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoFH7p7n44Q

Their hilarious improvised conversation, during which Fallon unsurprisingly barely manages to keep it together, is great, but Wiig's talents really shone at the end of the segment, when she threw a golden football through a tiny hole to score the winning touchdown. That's how that works, right? Football? Anyway, she didn't actually get it in the hole, she missed by about three or four yards, but still, way to go, sport. 

SPORTS!

11 of the funniest things ever said about being single.

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The darkness is coming this weekend: that's right, Valentine's Day. If you're single, this holiday has the potential to send you into a shame spiral of crying to The Notebook while binge-eating mozzarella sticks in bed. But being a lone wolf does have its perks. For one, you don't have to shave your legs, and that trumps any kind of so-called romance your coupled-up friends are trying to force themselves into. While you're curled up in bed with your leg hair and cheese, here are some of the funniest quotes about riding solo to get you through.

1. Liz Lemon understands the truth: food love > man love.

2. Wayne has the absolute best reply to anyone who asks why you're not married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiBwLgM7T88

3. Sorry your ex stole his personality from this Mitch Hedberg joke.

4. Bridget Jones proves the best thing about being single is the super hot three-ways.

5. Michael Scott puts a positive spin on desperation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-cotaTGVM

6. When you're single, you've got the freedom to hook up with whoever you want. As Donna from Parks and Recreation would say, "Treat yourself!"

7. There's nothing wrong with saving yourself for Luke Perry, Paul Rudd, or a Frankenstein monster made out of Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girl can dream.

8. Wow, Amy Schumer's pals ​make even worse decisions than she does.

9. What sounds more fun, getting married or spending your "Golden" years single and free in Bonetown? #BLANCHELIFE

10. Happy Gilmore's secret to being single: make sure all potential lovers know you're totally available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Vv8NO4tFw

11. Why are you single? Look to the Seinfeld.

Related: People shared their worst Valentine's Day horror stories and they make being single look awesome.

Taylor Swift calls Kanye West's new song 'Famous' misogynistic, so they're probably not going to have sex.

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Kanye West's new album, The Life Of Pabloincludes a track called "Famous" that includes a sexual/random reference about everyone's favorite pop star, Taylor Swift.

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex," Kanye raps. Why? Well, he continues, "I made that bitch famous."

Swift's publicist reached out to BuzzFeed and released a statement that—surprise, surprise—makes it clear Swift does not condone these lyrics.

Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single “Famous” on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message. Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, “I made that bitch famous.”

Taylor's response, then, was targeted to the song as whole and not simply those frankly bizarre words about her.

For the full "misogynistic message," watch this fun lyric video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YGyOdoYKo

Swift's statement contradicts a lengthy Twitter rant from West, in which, among a slew of other thoughts, he asserts that the lyrics originated from Swift and Swift approved of the song.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146619703824384

The action of Swift's squad following the debut of "Famous" suggests otherwise.

Model and high-ranking squad member Gigi Hadid's tweet about Kanye's show infers she does not approve of the "Famous" lyrics.

https://twitter.com/GiGiHadid/status/697972489192939520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Model, actress, and DJ, Ruby Rose, publicly severed her friendship with West over Twitter.

https://twitter.com/RubyRose/status/698012894726721536

The most beautiful response came from Swift's brother, Austin.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBqnIZbjqPV/?taken-by=austinkingsleyswift

That's young Swift trashing a pair of Yeezy sneakers in a display of family loyalty rivaling anything the Kardashians have done. Careful, the Swift squad has officially been mobilized, and is starting to flaunt its full power.

Kanye went on a wild Twitter rant defending his lyric about sex with one Taylor Swift.

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Kanye West's album's coming out, so Kanye West's album needs more promotion, so Kanye West's on another Twitter rampage. Since one Internet phenomenon is firmly in his pueblo already, Kanye's aimed his Yeezus-beam at another of the most famous women on the planet—Taylor Swift.

Apparently, in his album debut show at Madison Square Garden yesterday, Kanye rapped on a track called "Famous." Apparently, he rapped that, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. I made that bitch famous." Apparently, he needed to defend that notion to more than just his wife.

Without further ado, enjoy I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, part deux. You can head over here to see Taylor's position on the lyric. 

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698145869720371200https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146073190252545https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146205688320000https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146344242958336https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146450581164032https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146619703824384https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146866098278400https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698146943927787522

#Facts. 

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147169182810112https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147292637954048

Uh-oh, DMX is gonna let this rant finish...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E

Thanks to Kanye's easy-to-read numbering style, the rant continues...

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147360568930304https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147489057218560https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147598729875457

Note: Kanye had a show at Madison Square Garden last night, in case you didn't hear.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147710948503552

The Kanye Times raves, "ALL GODS ALL GODS ALL GODS in the buildin."

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698147868151050240

At press time, Kanye was cooling off in an ice bath full of diamonds. Check back here for any more rant updates. 

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Jimmy Kimmel asks kids to describe what love is, and it's either heaven or Lego.

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Thursday night, Jimmy Kimmel Live took to the street to ask children humanity's most profound question: "What is love?"

The kids, not yet jaded by heartbreak and dating apps, answered in ways that range from charmingly childlike—about Lego or spontaneous breakdancing—to hilariously real. The youth of today are already trying to strike the ultimate work-life balance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkUGSNNy4dI

Sometimes finding love is just as easy as having nice hair.

Sexless marriage.


The 29 funniest reactions from comedians to Clinton v. Sanders in the Milwaukee #DemDebate

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With Iowa and New Hampshire in the rearview mirror, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton turned their focus to the "rest of the country" in Thursday's debate. Bernie honed in on matters of foreign policy, banking regulations and police brutality where he and Hillary differ, while she, in turn, tried to pin him down on specifics for his proposals of free college education and single-payer health insurance. Comedians on Twitter joked about Hillary's bright yellow outfit, Bernie's persistent cough, the many Facebook-centric questions and more. These are the top 29 funniest reactions to the debate.

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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/697964088740179969

2.

https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/697964453942468608

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https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/697963426753155072

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https://twitter.com/GarryShandling/status/697964751205208064

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https://twitter.com/FrankConniff/status/697975679795621888

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https://twitter.com/lizzwinstead/status/697978313315319808

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https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/697980458009804800

8.

https://twitter.com/tedalexandro/status/697973617175486464

9.

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/697976881308688384

10.

https://twitter.com/caroljsroth/status/697976798060093442

11.

https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/697976032289140737

12.

https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/697980129843150852

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https://twitter.com/louisvirtel/status/697980540532592641

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https://twitter.com/paulludwig/status/697981747833802752

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https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/697981431306461188

16.

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/697973049245724673

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https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/697975876558987264

18.

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/697977907885576193

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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/697982237984301056

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https://twitter.com/Pat_Healy/status/697987944582221824

21.

https://twitter.com/femme_esq/status/697986052636721153

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https://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/697987925380874241

23.

https://twitter.com/benschwartzy/status/697994817511424000

24.

https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/697988411878154240

25.

https://twitter.com/AndyHerren/status/697986788774825984

26.

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/697992464364339201

27.

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/697987415370244097

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https://twitter.com/juliasegal/status/697990580161236993

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https://twitter.com/lurie_john/status/697992830057189377

Dr. Benjamin Habib had a massive panic attack on live TV, opens up in blog post about living with anxiety.

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On Feb. 8, Dr. Benjamin Habib froze on live TV during a morning news segment on ABC24 News Breakfast in Australia. It was the result of an anxiety attack. Habib has appeared on TV previously, and was there to discuss North Korea, a subject with which he is quite familiar.

Here's the incident in question:

Instead of recoiling from the moment, Habib chose to use the experience as an opportunity to show others what it's like to be impacted by an anxiety attack. Here's his account of the ordeal, from his blog:

In doing the News Breakfast interview I inadvertently thrust my life-long battle with severe anxiety into the public domain. The moment I accepted the interview invitation on Sunday afternoon I started experiencing a steadily growing anxiousness that peaked as Michael Rowland threw to me in the ABC studio. I watched an NBA basketball game on TV on Sunday night but I couldn’t tell you a single detail about the game. Rather than go to sleep as PM ticked over to AM, I became increasingly wired as I ruminated endlessly on what I would say in the interview, what I would wear and how I would get to the ABC studio in Southbank in the early morning, among other things. As an introverted personality type I have a richer inner world but with an early start and an appearance on national TV looming my brain slipped into a state of hyper-arousal. I did not sleep a single minute before I jumped on the train to the city on Monday morning.

At this point, Dr. Habib explains getting to the studio and starting to feel claustrophobic and uncomfortable as he got ready to go live. Even though he was an expert on the material, he described the feeling as his "skin began to vibrate as if being shocked with a mild electric current." He describes what happens when the cameras fixed on him: 

Michael Rowland introduced me and then threw to me with his first question. I have no memory of his actual question, my mind all of the sudden swimming in a haze. As I realized that seconds were ticking away without me forming a coherent answer, the physical anxiety reactions intensified. I babbled and stumbled, my carefully prepared comments slipping away from my conscious awareness. Michael and Virginia, seeing that I was struggling, asked prompting questions in an effort to change tack and help me out of the hole. I very much appreciated their efforts to shepherd me through the interview, but it was to no avail. With every question they asked I struggled even more as my anxiety symptoms took complete command of my body and mind. Finally I gave in and said “I can’t do this,” and Michael and the editors quickly threw to the next story.

I was in complete shock. I have never before experienced such an intense anxiety reaction, even as someone with a long history with social anxieties. I was grateful at this point to Virginia, grabbed my arm as soon as the live feed cut and said “don’t worry, it’s OK.” I was then led out of the studio room by one of the tech guys, who was also kind and supportive, as were the staff in the editing room. I was then led back out into the lobby and offered a coffee in the cafeteria, but I felt so terrible that I fled the building directly.

At that point I was absolutely devastated. All I wanted to do was crawl into a hole away from human contact, but instead I boarded a train packed with morning peak hour commuters. After returning home I spent the remainder of the day shaken and upset, shunning any form of electronic media. Eventually my anxiety symptoms subsided enough that I managed an hour or two of disturbed sleep.

Despite a few trolls on social media, Habib said he received overwhelming support following the episode:

We all know that social media is notorious for picking up on public gaffes and misfortunes. Not surprisingly I received a few poisonous barbs from trolls on Twitter who seemed to glory in my misfortune. Their unintentionally amusing tweets gave me something to laugh about as I faced the world again.

A few Twitter scum notwithstanding, I received an overwhelming number of supportive messages from friends and family, colleagues from around the country and even regular ABC viewers. A special thank you goes out to the ABC News Breakfast team, who were kind and understanding in the wake of my melt down. I was touched by every one of those messages and greatly appreciated those gestures of kindness.

For the most part, it sounds like he's been able to take a meltdown everyone saw in the media and leverage it as a positive experience. Perhaps he could give a few tips to Kanye West, who has been having a banner year with Twitter meltdowns.

Woman shows how fake fitness transformation photos can be with a '30-second transformation.'

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Orlando woman Jessica Pack got really into fitness last June when she saw a picture of herself where she thought she looked like a "whale" (ugh, harsh) and decided she needed a change in her life. She started Kayla Itsines’s Bikini Body and began to record her progress on Instagram, under the (awesome) username plankingforpizza.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAdQV3jMAv2/

Pack (who really should consider changing her middle name to "Six" because those abs are sick) now has over 50,000 Instagram followers, although she told BuzzFeed she was never in it for the followers. Her plan was just to "document [her] fitness journey and remain accountable to [her] goals by being vulnerable and putting [herself] out there.” But with a username like "plankingforpizza" how could you not follow?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBf9Gd_MAvO/

Pack, like every fitness enthusiast on Instagram, posts lots of pictures of her body—that's the whole point of those accounts. But last week she decided to post a side-by-side picture as though it were a "before/after" shot.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkeH_JMAsd/

In truth, these two pictures were taken just 30 seconds apart, and the only genuine difference is her posture. Surprise! Just like TV and movies, not everything you see on social media is actually "real."

Pack told BuzzFeed that she posted the pictures “so that other girls don’t feel alone in their own insecurities.” It's also a great way to show just how easy it is to manipulate what people see on Instagram—just like in real life, framing is everything.

In the caption she wrote:

You can show you best angles and hide your flaws but at the end of the day what we chose to showcase is a reflection of ourselves. My body isn’t perfect. I still have imperfections and flaws that I’m slowly learning to be comfortable with. I want to be real and honest and open. Yes I’ve accomplished a lot, but yes my body still has less than ideal days when it doesn’t look its best. Fitness and health is not a fix. It’s not a destination. It’s a lifestyle. If you force your progress you know who you are cheating?! You. You only cheat you. Yes I like to show my best most of the time but I’ve also realized by not showing my worst that it only harms myself. Being vulnerable and imperfect is hard but lying to yourself is worse. I know I’m hard on myself, it’s a flaw on its own, but I’m slowly learning to be gentle and kind but it starts with being truthful to myself and knowing and understanding my imperfections and realizing that, although they exist, they don’t define me. I am not a before picture. I am not an after picture. I am not fat nor am I perfect. I’m flawed. I’m scarred. I’m insecure. But I’m learning and I’m hopeful that one day I’ll fully love me.

Pack isn't the only person posting "30 second transformation" pictures on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/18gNeLi0pT/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSmToRETE4/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBr-Ywxm6fi/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSYVF3G3jN/https://www.instagram.com/p/-35l4EIpae/https://www.instagram.com/p/hRqcxPgqbl/

The one thing all those pictures have in common is that the only difference between the first and second shots is angle, posture, and maybe a little attitude.

Betty White reviews 'Deadpool,' raves about how 'f**king handsome' Ryan Reynolds is.

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Former Golden Girl/current American treasure Betty White posted her review of Ryan Reynold's new movie Deadpool on her Facebook page and it is 100 percent classic Betty. She starts off sounding so innocent, but in less than 30 seconds she's cursed three times, including saying that "Ryan Reynolds looks so f*cking handsome in his red leather suit." Which, to be fair, he definitely does.

Betty White's Review of Deadpool

I love Ryan Reynolds…here are a few of my thoughts about his new movie #Deadpool.

Posted by Betty White on Thursday, February 11, 2016

White gives Deadpool "four Golden Girls" and calls it the best picture of the year. Easy, Betty, it's only February—although when you're 94 years old, you make the most of the time you've got left. 

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Guys shared stories of their worst sexual failures and they're way worse than any horror film.

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Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are 15 painful—seriously, a ripped frenulum sounds bad—sexual failures guys shared on Reddit. Hopefully, these tales will take some of the pressure off of your own forced day of romance.

The bar is quite low when comparing yourself with a dude who went full Exorcist mid-intercourse. 

1. Maybe she doesn't remember?

2. Wishful thinking. 

3. Aw, true love.

4. Probably not the best time for a nap.

5. This guy was a little too into it.

6. Well, that's gross.

7. "I, Ross, take thee, Rachel."

8. Candles are in fact a fire hazard.

9. Tiny font, appropriate for massive shame.

10. Wrong hole.

11. What a vivid description. 

Note: this is the guy who ripped his frenulum

12. It went poorly, then he made it so much worse.

13. How did they laugh about this later?

14. He really sells car sex.  

15. Game over. 

Which is worse: saying the wrong name or shouting a video game title? It's a close call.

The top 39 tweets of the week as picked by someone who spends entirely too much time on Twitter.

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This week was all about Beyoncé, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and Kanye West. Beyoncé's performance was the highlight of the Super Bowl, sparking discussions on race relations and police brutality all week. Trump and Sanders won their respective New Hampshire primaries, proving their naysayers wrong at least temporarily. Kanye, meanwhile, tweeted about his album all week, declared Bill Cosby innocent, then streamed his album live, accompanied by a bizarre stage full of models. Twitter went to town on all things Bernie, Bey, Trump and Kanye, plus jokes about the Little Mermaid, Denny's bathrooms, gravitational waves, and more. These are the top 39 tweets of the week!

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https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/698166568153436160

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https://twitter.com/KyleMcDowell86/status/697210389373714432

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http://twitter.com/caitlinstasey/status/697312018982764544

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https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/696523664074801152

5.

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/697080977579835393

6.

https://twitter.com/KalvinMacleod/status/696063866963435522

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https://twitter.com/bobvulfov/status/697478673285443584

8.

https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/697226708961910785

9.


https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/697041299996700673

10.

https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/697189902014746624

11.

https://twitter.com/jwoodham/status/696887898772123648

12.


https://twitter.com/Shanehasabeard/status/697033076396859392

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https://twitter.com/Neoavatara/status/696901810762678272

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https://twitter.com/adultblackmale/status/697197644276367360

15.

https://twitter.com/lyxopk/status/697232203567202304

16.

https://twitter.com/ProdigyNelson/status/697965423346769920

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https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/697986784999903232

18.


https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/697989777878970369

19.

https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/697470115281932288

20.


https://twitter.com/dubstep4dads/status/696880302015184900

21.

https://twitter.com/fart/status/697962534330961925

22.

https://twitter.com/yoyoha/status/697788321259483136

23.

https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/697517960320126976

24.

https://twitter.com/BisHilarious/status/696747369547706368

25.

http://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/698093767979507712

26.

https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/697887522177691649

27.

https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/697462300064657408

28.

https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/698158272805785600

29.


https://twitter.com/jenstatsky/status/697644729106739200

30.

https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/698006480771919874

31.


https://twitter.com/tarashoe/status/697695460299964416

32.


https://twitter.com/Travon/status/697905805346082816

33.

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/697270902380040193

34.


https://twitter.com/Shanehasabeard/status/697033076396859392

35.

https://twitter.com/danozzi/status/697913047583735808

36.

https://twitter.com/pleatedjeans/status/694656301004038144

37.

https://twitter.com/gabydunn/status/698024201882456065

38.


https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/697764091306311680

39.


https://twitter.com/imteddybless/status/697736676404281344

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Cruz campaign pulls out of ad after learning they cast softcore porn actress Amy Lindsay.

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The Cruz campaign has pulled an ad attacking Marco Rubio after discovering that the actress featured in the ad, Amy Lindsay, has appeared in several sexually themed films and TV movies.

Here's the campaign ad the Cruz campaign removed, which imitates a support group for former Mark Rubio voters:

https://youtu.be/GVRFNSFv_f0?t=6s

Lindsay responded to the campaign pulling the ad on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/amylindsayLA/status/698021779646775296

Below is a list of movies and TV shows that have featured Lindsay. See if you can guess which one was not an erotic role:

Carnal Wishes

Bachelor Night

Sex Sent Me to the ER (Note: gross)

Gone Dark

Celebrity Sex Tape ​

Animal Lust (Note: gross?)

Milf ​

Deviant Whores 

Sin City Diaries

The Erotic Traveler

Sex Games Vegas

Insatiable Obsession (Note: fancy phrase for a softcore skin flick?)

The Sex Spa II: Body Work ​(Note: the sequel is not as good as the original.)

Kinky Sex Club (Note: are there non-kinky sex clubs?)

Bad Bizness

Bikini Airways (Note: exactly what it sounds like)

Radio Erotica ​

Pleasure Zone: Volume 2 (Note: not as good as Volume 1.)

Secrets of a Chambermaid (Note: gross.)

Star Trek: Voyager (Note: For those Star Trek nerds out there, it was an episode from 2001 entitled "Endgame.") 

The Cruz campaign is really trying to run a squeaky-clean campaign. Actions like this may be why Cruz's college roommate really, really doesn't like his personality.

You can now play early 90s Windows 3.1 games online for free. The future is here and it's the past.

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Internet Archive just uploaded a whole bunch of early-90s Windows games to their site, and anyone can play them (even if you have a Mac—the games take place in their browser). It's a fun way to waste time on a Friday instead of panicking about how you still haven't made plans for Valentine's Day.

Just in time for Election '16, there's Election '92, a game in which you try to influence the 1992 Presidential match-up between Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, and Ross Perot by hitting the candidates in the face with cream pies:

Maybe the stain on her dress was just whipped cream?

 There's GemStorm, a weird combination of Bejeweled and Tetris:

Look at that majestic background covered by crappy 90s graphics.

And, of course, there's SkiFree, a game which, if you're of a certain age, you definitely remember:

The inventor of this accidentally also invented the template for most iPhone games.

There are dozens more, so your Friday plans should be settled for the foreseeable future. 

Someone leaked the rules for models at Kanye's fashion show. He's even crazier than you thought.

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Kanye West debuted The Life of Pablo (the album formerly known as Swish) yesterday at a huge listening party/fashion show at Madison Square Garden. But the fashion aspect was anything but traditional—it was pure Yeezy. Instead of walking a catwalk, it seems that the models primarily stood still​ in place, staring out at the attendees as they listened to the sometimes controversial sounds of The Life of Pablo.

Why did the models stand still? Because they had no choice. Several verified Twitter accounts shared a list of rules given to every model at Kanye's show…

https://twitter.com/ComplexMag/status/697889840076034049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

…and they strictly forbade any fast, slow, or sharp movements. Although the rules did generously allow the models to "alternate between attention and ease." Here's the full list:

PERFORMANCE RULES:

QUIET PLEASE

NO WHISPER

NO SMILE

NO DANCING

NO SING, UNLESS INSTRUCTED

NO EYE CONTACT

NO ACTING

NO FAST MOVEMENTS

NO SLOW MOVEMENTS

NO SHARP MOVES

NATURAL MOVEMENT

SHOW PRIDE

HOLD YOUR POSITION

STAY IN CHARACTER

ALTERNATE BETWEEN ATTENTION AND EASE

NO SITTING DOWN ALL AT THE SAME TIME

DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MOVEMENTS AT THE SAME TIME

IF YOU ARE WANT TO MOVE, YOU CAN SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT

IF YOU ARE TIRED, SIT DOWN OR LYE DOWN

CONCENTRATE, FOCUS

DO NOT LOOK AT CAMERA

HOLD POSITIONS UNTIL THE END OF THE SHOW

DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES OR SHOES

LOOSEN UP NO STIFFNESS

DO NOT BE CASUAL

STAND STRAIGHT

NO SEXY POSING

DO NOT ACT COOL

YOU ARE A PICTURE

BE CALM, BE STRONG, BE NETURAL

BEHAVE AS IF NO ONE WAS IN THE ROOM

DO NOT BREAK THE RULES

KNOW THAT YOUR ACTIONS REFLECT WITHIN THE GROUP

YOUR BEHAVIOR AFFECTS THE CONDUCT OF OTHERS

BE AWARE OF OTHERS AND BE PERCAUTIOS

BEFORE THE END OF THE PERFORMANCE GET UP STAND STRAIGHT AT AT...

KEEP YOUR ASSIGNED POSITION ON THE FLOOR

DO NOT EVER LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON

All typos courtesy of the Kanye camp.

17 third wheels who turned loneliness into an art form.

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February 14th is Valentine's Day, and it's here to either put a ridiculous amount of pressure on your relationship or remind you how profoundly lonely you are.

If it's the latter, rejoice in the fact that you're not the only one feeling awkwardly unattached while your friends celebrate their togetherness. Here are the funniest instances of third wheeling that will make you feel better about the fact that you're alone.   

1. The third wheel with the assist for the score.

Giving her a boost.

2. Jack is true love.

Getting frisky with whisky.

 3. Taking it literally.

Figuratively mind-blowing.

4. A very sad photobomb.

Easy to crop, but hard to forget.

5. Not even children are immune to the awkwardness.

Putting it all into focus.

6. Dogs feel the pain, too.

Third-wheeling, doggy style. 

7. Everything's not awesome at the Lego Store.

Everything is cool when you're part of a team.

8. Sometimes there's no escape.

Sometimes you just gotta accept it.

9. Even furniture knows how you feel.

This booth was made for third wheelers, and that's just what you'll do.

10. Sometimes you can look even more glamorous without a tongue down your throat.

Could even be a LinkedIn headshot with some strategic cropping.

11. Sometimes one of the wheels is inanimate. 

He's got all the wheels he needs on screen.

12. Third-wheeling is a time-honored tradition.

How to be a true renaissance man.

13. Third wheeling, in sickness and in health.

The happiest day of their lives.

14. Providing some much-needed back support.

Sometimes a third wheel is also a wall.

15. A human backpack.

"Hold my stuff while I make out with this dude k thanx bye!"

16. You're not alone if you have ice cream.

Eat the feelings.

17. They should be focused on studying, anyway. 

They better be staying quiet.

Third wheeling is painfully awkward, but there is hope: most kids have a three-wheeler before they learn how to ride a bicycle.

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