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This guy face-swapped with every 80s celeb from 'We Are The World' and dystopia is here.

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First, the good part: this guy made a fascinating video where he uses a face-swapping app that anyone can get ahold of to become every 80s superstar in the 'We Are The World' music video. Featuring Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, Kenny Rogers, Diana Ross, Dionne Warwick, Willie Nelson, Al Jarreu, Bruce Springsteen, Kenny Loggins, Darryl Hall, Huey Lewis, Cyndi Lauper, Kim Carnes, Bob Dylan, and Ray Charles (and others), this one kid's face plays host to more A-list celebrities than a season of Saturday Night Live. He also throws in Snoop Dogg and Bruno Mars because apparently he just has their faces lying around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4HAIsImOkc

Now, the bad: this is some horrifying nightmare fuel, and we can't trust video of anyone doing anything because if some random guy can do this, someone with $100 to spend can probably frame you for murder and off-key singing.


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Watch this cockatoo unleash an epic storm of curse words when its owner smashes a birdcage.

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If you've never listened to a cockatoo erupt with a series of what appear to be very adamant f-bombs, you are in for a treat. (Well, it's a treat if you like birds and cursing.) Miss Pebble and her human posted a video on their MegaBirdCrazy YouTube channel on Saturday about how bad round cages can be for birds. They did this by having the human smash the cage, and Miss Pebble yell what appears to be "F*CKING ROUND CAGE!" over and over. The delightful tirade starts around 1:05:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI

If you're interested in learning more about why round cages aren't good for birds or about the bird that was living in that cage, you can watch the director's cut of the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeiH2ODuz8

You came to see a bird say f*ck, and now you learned something, too. How about that?

QUIZ: Do you know the real names of these 19 celebrities who have deceived the world with their fake monikers?

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If names like Olivia Wilde and Vin Diesel sound too good to be real, it's because they are. While seeking fame and fortune, a number of well-known celebrities have ditched their given names, which makes sense when you find out what their birth names were. Tom Cruise's original moniker, for example, would've hardly fit nicely on a movie poster. Test your knowledge of these 19 celebrities' pre-fame life and see if you can correctly choose their birth names. 

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Aaron Paul feels terrible for selling a cruel promise to 'Breaking Bad' fans.

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Jesse Pinkman was the moral center of Breaking Bad, a sympathetic young man with a heart of gold, but Aaron Paul was the opposite when he pranked fans with a fake spinoff announcement. Much like his character Jesse Pinkman after [SEASON 3 EPISODE 13 SPOILER REDACTED], Paul is still reeling from the guilt, and told fans on Kimmel how sorry he feels.

https://youtu.be/Ff4uSoSYzM8

When it comes to joking with Breaking Bad fans, tread lightly. 

Vogue China photoshopped away Gigi Hadid's trademark moles on their cover, and the people will not stand for it.

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Model Gigi Hadid posted her Vogue China cover on Instagram, and her fans were not pleased to see that the magazine had Photoshopped out her trademark moles.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBz_I_FDCcR/

There are some looks that are sacred and should not be messed with, like Brooke Shields' eyebrows, Cindy Crawford's beauty mark, and the moles on Gigi Hadid's stomach. We know they're there. It's not like they haven't been on display often enough.  

Gigi's moles, in all their glory.

Her fans had a lot to say about the magazine cover in the comments of the Instagram post: some fans wondered where her moles were, others wondered why they were edited out of the picture, and still others assured the concerned folks that, hey, stuff gets Photoshopped all the time, and also, China's beauty standards are different and just calm down because everything's going to be ok. 

Watch Jon Hamm save a hummingbird at a 'Girls' pool party like the Disney prince he is.

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For reasons that would be really cool to know, Jon Hamm was hanging out with some cast and crew of the HBO show Girlson Sunday evening. It's possible that the gang was gathered for a viewing/pool party, given those in attendance and the attire, but maybe they were also meeting to plot a Jon Hamm cameo? It's not a crime to dream.

Anyway, a hummingbird made its way inside and Hamm freed the bird with the help of Girls star Andrew Rannells and emotional support of others, like actor Ebon Moss-Bachrach.

Jenni Konner, Girls producer, shared the heroic moment on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCEYtyixTxD/

What a beautiful high five.

​Konner captioned the video: "Jon Hamm and @theandrewrannells save a hummingbird. Please watch @girlshbo tonight at 10.​"

Now that's good marketing.


Beardless guys get the chance to wear realistic-looking beards for a day. It changes their worlds.

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Good news for the men out there who can't grow facial hair: dudes with beards are scientifically proven to be a-holes. Still, some facial-hair-challenged men want beards, and in a new video from BuzzFeed, three guys who can't grow beards get the opportunity to try on realistic fake beards applied by a professional makeup artist. The beards are "pre-made ventilated lace pieces," makeup artist Lili Kaytmaz said. Before the beards were applied, the guys explained why they were so desperate for the ultimate hipster accessory. "If i just never shave, ever, it’d be just like three hairs [growing on my chin]," one of them said.

https://youtu.be/H_5ucOeNZIQ

Overall, these guys loved their new look, but wouldn't rock the beards on a day-to-day basis. One man who totally thinks his beard looks badass said: "I wouldn’t f*ck with me." Another dude had thought of immediately switching careers, having mentioned: "I could easily have my own brewery." 

This guy was ready to take on daddy duties:

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Jennifer Lopez's no-makeup workout selfie looks depressingly good. Damn you, J. Lo.

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Look at this selfie that singer/actress Jennifer Lopez posted on Instagram today, without make-up, about to go to the gym. How old would you guess that J. Lo is?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCHryXjmuBx/

You're almost guaranteed to be wrong, because she's 46 f*cking years old. 

Anyway, here is your daily reminder of the wonders of eating right and exercising and also being very rich.

17 of the snappiest jokes about bras ever made by comedians.

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Bras are every girl's best frenemy. Sure they give you some support, but at the end of they day, you really just want to set them on fire. Here are 17 of the funniest tweets about bras that will get you through until you can finally feel the sweet, sweet relief of taking yours off.

"You're wearing the wrong bra!" -Everyone

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https://twitter.com/AlisonLeiby/status/636046863435628544

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https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/690013667732123648

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https://twitter.com/BabsGray/status/699670754929999873

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https://twitter.com/TheMissyBaker/status/659342800849207296

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https://twitter.com/barbara_holm/status/687361541251792896

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https://twitter.com/sidleykate/status/698748627687227392

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https://twitter.com/Bez/status/677913160267997185

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https://twitter.com/LaurenVino/status/687361970106961922

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https://twitter.com/katiecompa/status/695255409863606272

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https://twitter.com/halleratyou/status/621523853794263040

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https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/639833657339985920

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https://twitter.com/Leslie_Annie/status/687290610315870208

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https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/482003698713759744

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https://twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller/status/391682333880766464

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https://twitter.com/HalleKiefer/status/622074532036235264

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https://twitter.com/alyssawolff/status/540540848669470721

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https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/700029862312960000

Comedian live-tweets as TSA forces him to walk through the airport without his turban.

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A Sikh comedian says TSA agents at a San Francisco-area airport forced him to walk through the airport without his turban after removing it for a security check.

Jasmeet Singh is a YouTube star, who documented the event live on Twitter. Though he found the security check of his turban annoying, it was not his primary complaint. He was frustrated with the TSA because they wouldn't help him find a mirror to retie it following a private search:

https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701666120986599425https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701666444396769281https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701666767114891264https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701667160561569792https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701667508038688768https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701667694358056960

He also pointed out that this was a cultural issue that many might not understand:

https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/702035405764333568https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/702036785279336449

In the end, Singh managed to inject a touch of humor into his experience:

https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701668746117578752

And he did strike some swanky poses during his trip to San Francisco:

https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701622198440558592

He also took a shot at the TSA following the incident, quoting their tweet that said: "TSA prides itself on the diversity of its workforce and recognizes the struggles of those who made it possible. #BlackHistoryMonth."

https://twitter.com/JusReign/status/701801048114126850

The TSA has not replied to his tweets. But they have promoted their own YouTube channel, which is a lot less fun than Singh's channel:

https://twitter.com/TSA/status/700881315835412481

Singh's probably not too worried about the competition for views. 

J.K. Rowling responds to fan who tweeted her a picture of her baby's Harry Potter birthmark.

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J.K. Rowling, the world's wealthiest and most accessible author, loves responding to fans and haters alike on Twitter. She's just as comfortable expressing herself in a 140-character tweet as a 140-character novel (different kind of character). On Tuesday morning, Rowling was delighted to receive a particularly positive tweet from a devoted fan who also happens to be a new mom.

https://twitter.com/jo_mak/status/702147778273611776

As you can see, @jo_mak's love of Harry Potter was transmitted through the umbilical cord, leaving her adorable daughter Sofia with a very familiar scar on her forehead. Now that's magic!

Rowling had no choice but to respond. It's not every day an author realizes her work has that kind of power.

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/702149084493307905

There you have it. A book-loving mother found a way to bond with her daughter and her favorite author all at once. This is just like that time a Game of Thrones fan gave birth to a kid who could control wolves, and then George R.R. Martin responded on LiveJournal.*

*This never happened.

Artistic cyclist will make you wonder how her bike tricks are even humanly possible.

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Czech-born artistic cyclist Nicole Frýbortová fell in love with the sport at the age of 7, when she saw a demonstration at a gym. Now, 14 years later, she competes around the world, representing the country of Slovakia. She performs on a fixed-gear bike with no brakes, which gives her the ability to pedal backwards while standing up (after you watch this, try to remember a time when you thought riding no hands was pretty cool? Seems so lame now, right?). 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WnQ246f1g

This video was taken at the EMS Cup over the summer, where she placed second. Second! Because apparently there's someone out there even better at riding a bike like a unicycle backwards. 

https://www.facebook.com/904808089583787/photos/pb.904808089583787.-2207520000.1456169150./904811392916790/?type=3&theater

Jeb Bush, now with free time, replied to this guy's email about a discount on a guacamole bowl.

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Jeb! Bush was shaved out of the presidential race last week, officially pulling the plug after the South Carolina primary. 

Anthony Breach, a British political activist following the campaign from afar, wondered what Jeb! dropping out meant for the remaining swag in the campaign store. Breach was really excited about the guacamole bowl, but with the price too steep for a recent college graduate, he reached out to Jeb! himself to see if he would be running a sale.

https://twitter.com/AntBreach/status/701541974004867075
Since dropping out, Jeb! now has time to rock out with his guac out.

The email opens with Breach sweetly offering his condolences and relating the Republican race to the domestic politics in Britain.

Dear Jeb!,

Very sorry to hear about your recent defeat in the Republican Presidential Primaries. It's always difficult conceding electoral defeat after investing the degree of time and effort you do into what you believe it. Not sure how closely you follow domestic politics in Britain, but as a campaigner for Liz Kendall in the 2015 Labour Party Prmary who went on to gain 4.5% of the vote in a contest ultimately won by  aradical with limited public appeal, I can sympathise.

I'm just dropping you an email to ask what the arrangements are for some of the Jeb! stash you have for sale on your website. Some of it, especially the tank top and the guac bowl, are particularly fetching, but as a recent graduate living in London I cannot quite afford to splash out at the current prices, and I'm afraid limited stocks will mean the supply soon runs out. Will you be running a sale soon on the remaining stash?

Best Wishes,


Anthony

Within three minutes, Breach got a reply from Bush, because he now has plenty of free time.

https://twitter.com/AntBreach/status/701551205244342272

I have no idea but I will check. That is pretty funny.

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The post-presidential race Jeb! signed his email with a solemn "jeb," sans exclamation point.

While he won't be president with access to secret launch codes, he'll always have his secret guacamole recipe.


Woman recreates photo of her mom at age 25. The resemblance has some believing in time travel.

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Children often look like their biological parents, because science. This is certainly the case for Reddit user shaylybri who posted side-by-side photos of herself and her mother at age 25. Shaylybri not only looks like her mother at the same age, but may secretly be her mother, given the uncanny similarities in their features and attire.

http://imgur.com/gallery/5Ol4Eor

Commenters agree that there is some Twilight Zone-style resemblance going on here.

Shaylybri has taken the interest in this photo and many creepy comments left on it very well.

Casual backdoor brag. 

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'Carrot Man' is the latest random hot guy the Internet can't stop ogling.

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The Internet Age has brought forth a lot of unlikely sex symbols. Daniel in the white Vans recently got everyone saying "Daaaaamn," and girls loved checking out Alex from Target. The latest hot guy to be ogled by the Internet is a carrot farmer in the Philippines, whose photos of his rugged days in the field got people hungry for carrots and thirsty for him.

https://www.facebook.com/edwina.bandong/posts/10204049205350792?pnref=story

#CarrotMan quickly began trending on Twitter, and the fangirls followed.

https://twitter.com/jannelapaula/status/701726302013771776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/tetentotx/status/701972085610950657https://twitter.com/A_ghzl/status/701766470519263234https://twitter.com/LenKarri_Alps/status/701761674810826752

Carrot Man was quickly identified as Jeyrick Sigmaton, and his real name started trending in the Philippines.

https://twitter.com/yo_shabu/status/701761730058125313https://twitter.com/krish_du/status/702131042107326464https://twitter.com/allyallness/status/701973527772078080

The carrot emoji just might be the new eggplant emoji

Demi Lovato explains Kesha remarks to pissed Taylor Swift fans, avoids getting shrieked off Internet.

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Last night, Demi Lovato went on Instagram to clarify the vague tweet she sent out on Sunday about being unimpressed, which followed the announcement that Taylor Swift had given $250,000 to singer Kesha.

Lovato said her tweet wasn't about Taylor Swift specifically, but come on, it definitely was. Here's her latest message for Swift fans:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCG6LopuKpf/

The caption reads: 

As most people know, I tend to get fired up about the things I believe in, and although my heart and intentions are always in the right place, unfortunately sometimes my passion gets the best of me and causes me to say things that I probably shouldn't say. And when doing so it takes away from the real reason I am speaking up in the first place. Our focus should be on the topic of victims of sexual and physical abuse being afraid to come forward with their stories. They're more likely to face retaliation and harassment than to see justice being served. Especially women. It baffles me that when it comes to serious issues like equality and abuse, too often women are not taken as seriously as men. All I want to see is women coming together and actually making a difference. A real change and shift in society. Everyone has their own way of giving support to others, and at the end of the day, helping victims is all that matters. Ultimately, the message I want people to hear is it's okay to come forward with your abuse and if you do decide to take action, you are not alone.

The image in the post is from The Enliven Project website, and breaks down the actual statistics behind rape accusations, highlighting how very few of them ever prove to be false. 

While she never mentioned Swift directly in her initial tweet on Sunday, Lovato certainly riled up and angered Swift's fans, some of whom posted about Lovato on Instagram and Twitter. Reacting to the criticism on Monday, Lovato commented on a Taylor Swift fan account post on Instagram (now private) that suggested that she was in the wrong to be so dismissive of Taylor Swift's gesture towards Kesha. That only seemed to make the controversy worse.

On that post, she'd commented

How the f*ck am I making this about myself? At least I’m talking about it. Not everyone has 250k to just give to people. Would love to but I didn’t grow up with money and def haven’t made as much as her. At least I speak up about sh*t that’s uncomfortable to talk about rather than trying to be politically correct 24/7.

There's no 'rivalry' I just give more f***s than other people and would rather start a dialogue ABOUT WOMEN COMING FORWARD ABOUT BEING RAPED than throw money at one person.

That comment came before her more official, thought out Instagram apology. Although you won't find the word "sorry" in that post either, she does mention sometimes saying stuff she shouldn't, which is, in all fairness, a pretty human thing to do.

At least the focus is back on the real issue: What the hell is Kesha going to have to do to get out of her contract with her allegedly abusive producer? Fake her own death? 

This terrible husband's puppy adoption ad on Facebook came with a surprising twist.

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A photo of an adorable puppy that was put up for "adoption" has been making the rounds on Facebook. The pup's name is Lexi and she is an eight-week-old German Shepherd who is desperately seeking new, loving owners... or is she?

D'aww, who wouldn't want to adopt this pup?

Last Thursday, a man from the Irish community of Dingle shared the above photo of his canine on the Facebook page "Dingle What's On." The post was made to look like a classic advertisement for a pet adoption, but the guy totally had another (cruel) idea in mind. 

After reading the entire caption that went along with the photo, your heart will immediately sink to the floor:

This is Lexi, she's an 8 week-old German Sheppard, I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home. Her name is Siobhan, she is 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a good house.

This terrible husband didn't intend to sell Lexi, but his wife Siobhan instead. Doh!

The viral Facebook post—which now has more than 8,000 likes—has a flurry of comments. Some people were very much interested in buying Siobhan:

Others foresaw the horrible things to come for the soon-to-be-bachelor:

No response from the wife yet, but if the way people are reacting on Facebook is any indication, the husband can kiss his marriage goodbye.

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