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This artist's gorgeous Disney character mashups will make you want to watch all the movies immediately.

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An artist who goes by the name of Dada has been creating beautiful mashups of Disney characters. Some of the characters are from the same film, and some definitely are not. It's pretty easy to determine when Stitch is non-so-subtly pretending to be another Disney character:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCPLm1hEz-I/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BCA7BQakz_j/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BB2RGjKEz5i/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBvNggvkz1Y/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBpWkwGEz7U/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSR5OekzyI/?taken-by=dada16808

Here are some time-lapse videos of her work:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB9KeE6kz4M/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBzvqwCkz0y/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkNGXOkz7q/?taken-by=dada16808https://www.instagram.com/p/BBmzxP2kz-9/?taken-by=dada16808

Dada has lots of talent, and lots of Disney movies she can use for mashups. Check out more of her work on her Instagram account. Hopefully she never mixes Snow White with any of the seven dwarfs.  


This Pennsylvania honors student just got arrested for really being a 23-year-old Ukrainian man.

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In a bizarre turn of events at one Pennsylvania high school, a student has been arrested after police confirmed he was actually a 23-year-old from Ukraine. Arthur Samarin was taken into custody on Tuesday, just a few months before his graduation from Harrisburg High School, where he attended for four years under the alias "Asher Potts" (which is in the "McLovin" realm of names not to use if you don't want people to know you have a fake identity).

CBS News reports that "Potts" had a 4.1 GPA and a significant involvement in the school's National Honor Society, a student advisory board for a food bank, ROTC, and a Naval Sea Cadet program. This just goes to show that if you want to blend in at high school, put in the absolute minimum effort like everyone else.

Sgt. Terry Wealand of the Harrisburg police says that Samarin had assumed the false identity after his temporary visa expired, and that he lived with people he had befriended throughout the four years. Despite his shock, the Ukrainian's classmate Marcel McCaskill had nothing but kind words about Samarin, and admitted students even joked about "Potts" being a Russian spy due to his accent.

It's totally mind-blowing to me. Honestly, he was a very respectable guy. He was the perfect role model, someone you would want your son to look up to.

We now trust no one, and would like our readers to verify their identities below just in case.

Crazy 'Harry Potter' fan theory suggests history predicted the fate of Fred and George.

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Out of Tumblr by the way of Pinterest comes an intriguing Harry Potter fan theory. Perhaps the fate of twins Fred and George Weasley was not just a tragic casualty of Voldemort's dark forces, but destiny. Could it be that J.K. Rowling named Fred and George because she knew they would follow in the footsteps of history's real life George III and Prince Fred?

He writes:

When George lost an ear, I knew Fred was doomed. Why? All the Weasley names except for Ron are either the names of a British king or queen or an Arthurian name (and Ron brings Harry into the family, and there have been 8 'Harry's on the throne; nine if you are a die-hard Jacobite.) King George III was deaf in one ear—and he became king because of the untimely death of Prince Frederick.

Of course, you would never question the veracity of Pinterest Bruce or Tumblr "Tardisbluevian." But if you want some backup for the theory, the History Channel offers a pretty comprehensive summary of George III. They do mention he died "blind, deaf and mad."

They're not sure they believe the theory either.

History Today also provides an account of Frederick's "untimely" death, although your history professor probably wouldn't accept that site as a source in a footnote. Frederick's death supposedly came after "he was struck hard by a ball when playing cricket....Subsequently the prince, in his garden at Kew on a cold March day, caught a chill which turned to pleurisy." He died soon after.

Fred Weasley died in an explosion during the Battle of Hogwarts, which is not quite the same—but no one's claiming Rowling took the exact story, just that she used it for inspiration.

You won't know for sure until you tweet Rowling herself. Luckily, she's been known to respond.

Landlady publicly shames pervert who left a XXXL-sized problem in her parking lot.

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If you're going to have sex in a parking lot, you're probably out of options. So at the very least, keep your public sexploits away from Louise Fenlon, the prioprietor of the Three Arrows Inn in northern England. She's dealt with enough already.

https://www.facebook.com/ThreeArrowsInn/posts/1566919803598066:0

"DOGGERS!!!" she begins her statement, using a decidedly British term for people who might leave a huge pair of underwear in public after covering it in body fluid. She continues:

Please be awere my CCTV reaches all off my carpark!! It's bad enough I have to endure the footage. But please do not leave your dirty underpants size XXXL on my grounds!! It no fun picking them up in the morning. But will be funny posting the footage on Facebook xxx love Louise the landlady xx."

You'll have to excuse Ms. Fenlon's typos. She's in a hurry. There's another couple grunting in her parking lot right now.

They say that to truly achieve success, you must first accept unequivocally who you are. Louise is, deep down, a landlady. She knows that. And she will not have her property turned into some sort of hormonal playground for those without the decency to even take their underpants home with them.

The 36-year-old elaborated to the Manchester Evening News about some of the other little treasures she's discovered in her year of managing the pub. "Condoms, underwear, baby wipes," she told reporters. "It's disgusting, but we're a family pub and I have two young children so it has to be cleaned up."

Godspeed, Louise. May your viral Facebook post prevent the spread of venereal disease in your parking lot.

Pun-infested news story highlights farmer who spelled 'No Trump' with cow poop.

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Being a journalist can be depressing, so it's no surprise that when a news station gets a story with some levity, they want to write the hell out of it. And so there is the story of Ohio farmer Jerry Slanker, who used cow manure to write the words "NO TRUMP" in giant letters on his land:

This farmer is both no-bullshit and all-bullshit.

Now, that's an amusing story on its own. But the news station that covered it, ABC5 out of Cleveland, was obviously so thrilled by this story, which could have easily been 30 seconds long, that they popped the segment up to 2 minutes and 40 seconds and stuffed it full of every poop and cow pun they could get away with on the evening news:  

You can totally hear the joy creeping into reporter Leon Bibb's journalistic delivery when he says things like, "Jerry doesn't waste words, though his words are a whole lot of waste." Just look at how satisfied he is at the end of the segment:

This cow, however, thinks puns are the lowest form of humor.

Good on ya, Leon. Hopefully Slanker will keep writing things in poop, and you can keep excreting those puns. 

Netflix is adding a new feature, giving you an excuse to look at your phone while binge-watching.

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At a recent closed-door event at the Mobile World Congress 2016 in Barcelona, Netflix revealed information on their upcoming second screen experience to gadget-review website Pocket-lint. The new second screen feature will allow users to learn more about the stars in the show as they watch it. 

Basically, if you are watching Netflix on your TV, and you have the Netflix app open on your phone, the app would know what you're currently watching. So if you were watching Breaking Bad on the TV, your phone would have an image of Bryan Cranston, telling you that he was also the dad on Malcolm in the Middle

Need more screens.

This second screen experience would also tell you how many times Cranston appeared in episodes of Seinfeld. Damn, Cranston has been in everything.

Netflix has not set an official release date for this nifty new tool, which will revolutionize how couples argue over useless trivia facts while watching Netflix together.

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Filmmaker Joshua Seftel explains Tinder to his mom Pat on camera. She immediately sees all the problems with it.

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In a new video for Mashable, filmmaker Joshua Seftel sat down for a video conference with his mother Pat, to hear her perspective on 2013's hottest dating app, Tinder. Although Pat had heard of Tinder, it apparently has not caught on among her friends in Schenectady, because she didn't understand exactly how it worked. Once her son explained it, she immediately gave several hilarious reasons why the app would be problematic.

The interesting part is that Pat's complaints are exactly the reason why so many online daters have turned to Bumble in the past year. This woman needs to be writing a tech column NOW.


6 politicians who have been asked by musicians to stop using their songs.

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A few weeks ago, a Hillary Clinton campaign video featuring the Bikini Kill song "Rebel Girl" went viral. That is, until Tobi Vail of Bikini Kill had the company that represents the band for licensing issue a copyright infringement notice to Hillary Clinton for using the song.

If you haven't sees the video, you're not going to now, because YouTube already pulled it down.

Scenarios like this aren't uncommon; a lot of musicians have asked politicians to stop using their songs. Here are some of the offenders.

1. Newt Gingrich

In 2011, lawyers for the band Journey sent Newt Gingrich a cease and desist letter demanding that he stop using their song "Don't Stop Believin'" at political events. In 2012, British band The Heavy did the same thing, forcing Gingrich to stop using their song "How You Like Me Now?" And In 2012, the band Survivor sued Newt Gingrich for using their song "Eye of the Tiger."

2. John McCain

John McCain had a rough go of it trying to pick music to use in his presidential campaign. In 2008, five different musicians asked "maverick" John McCain to stop using their songs.

In an interview with Blender, John McCain had said his favorite song was ABBA's "Dancing Queen." Unfortunately, his love for the band was not reciprocated, because ABBA asked John McCain to stop using their song "Take a Chance on Me." His campaign played the song a couple of times and, according to McCain, ". . . it's my understanding [ABBA] went berserk."

John McCain also tried playing John Mellencamp's songs "Our Country" and "Pink Houses" at campaign rallies, but Democrat Mellencamp, who never responded publicly, had his reps ask McCain to cut it out. (Mellencamp, who has referred to himself as "as left-wing as you can get," also asked George W. Bush in 2000 to stop using his song"R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.")

McCain played Van Halen's 1993 hit "Right Now" at the end of the rally announcing Sarah Palin as his running mate, raising the ire of Obama supporters Eddie and Alex Van Halen. They issued a statement saying "Permission was not sought or granted, nor would it have been given."

Jackson Browne actually filed a lawsuit against John McCain when the senator used his song "Running on Empty" in a campaign ad slamming Obama's stance on gas conservation. The suit was settled in 2009, with John McCain being required to give Browne, who publicly supported Obama in the election, an undisclosed amount of money and a public apology.

The Foo Fighters took exception to McCain using their 1997 hit "My Hero" as the campaign's theme song. The band claimed that McCain didn't ask for permission to use the song, and issued a statement saying:

The saddest thing about this is that 'My Hero' was written as a celebration of the common man and his extraordinary potential. To have it appropriated without our knowledge and used in a manner that perverts the original sentiment of the lyric just tarnishes the song. We hope that the McCain campaign will do the right thing and stop using our song—and start asking artists' permission in general.

3. Sarah Palin

It wasn't much easier for Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin to find music to use in 2008. Jon Bon Jovi, an Obama supporter who hosted a $30,000-per-person fundraiser in his home, lashed out at Palin after she used his song "Who Says You Can't Go Home."

After Palin used the Heart song "Barracuda" as her theme, band members (and sisters) Ann and Nancy Wilson issued a statement saying, "The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission. We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music. We hope our wishes will be honored." Well, their wishes were not honored, and the song was used again. So the Wilson sisters emailed EW.com the following statement:

Sarah Palin's views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song "Barracuda" no longer be used to promote her image. The song "Barracuda" was written in the late '70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there's irony in Republican strategists' choice to make use of it there.

4. Barack Obama

It's much more rare for a musician to ask a Democratic candidate to stop using his or her music, but in 2008, Sam Moore, of the R&B duo Sam and Dave, asked Obama to stop playing his song"Hold On, I'm Comin'" at rallies. In a letter to Obama, he wrote: "Having been hit with rocks and water hoses in the streets, in the day with Dr. King as part of his artist appearance and fundraising team, it is thrilling, in my lifetime, to see that our country has matured to the place where it is no longer an impossibility for a man of color to really be considered as a legitimate candidate for the highest office in our land." But he added, “I have not agreed to endorse you for the highest office in our land . . . My vote is a very private matter between myself and the ballot box.” Obama stopped using the song, and the following year,Moore performed (along with Elvis Costello and Sting) at Obama's inaugural ball.

5. Michele Bachmann

In 2011, both Tom Petty and Katrina and the Waves took umbrage with Republican presidential candidate and sufferer of perpetual crazy-eyes syndrome Michele Bachmann using their music at political events. After Bachmann used their hit song "Walking on Sunshine," band Katrina and the Waves issued a statement on their website, saying "Katrina & The Waves would like it to be known that they do not endorse the use of 'Walking On Sunshine' by Michele Bachmann and have instructed their lawyers accordingly."

Prior to that, Tom Petty's lawyers had sent Bachmann a cease and desist letter in response to her using his song "American Girl" once, at her campaign kick-off rally in Iowa. (Tom Petty sent a similar cease and desist letter to George W. Bush, when Bush used Petty's song "I Won't Back Down" in 2000. George Bush had no choice but to, yup, you guessed it,back down.)

6. Paul Ryan

In 2012, Paul Ryan used the 1984 Twisted Sister song "We're Not Gonna Take It" at a rally. The band's singer, Dee Snider, had never publicly objected to anyone using the song before, even when the Tea Party used it. But he drew the line at Paul Ryan. In a statement Snider said, "I emphatically denounce Paul Ryan's use of my band Twisted Sister's song, 'We're Not Gonna Take It,' in any capacity. There is almost nothing he stands for that I agree with except the use of the P90X."

Paul Ryan has publicly claimed that Rage Against The Machine is one of his favorite bands, and while he never used any of their songs at his political events, the band's guitarist Tom Morello wrote an op-ed published by Rolling Stone in response to that claim. He titled it "Paul Ryan Is the Embodiment of the Machine Our Music Rages Against."

Salma Hayek is on the hunt for the reprehensible monster who shot her dog.

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Actress Salma Hayek shared an extremely disturbing Instagram post on Friday, mourning the loss of her beloved dog, Mozart. Along with a photo of the adorable little guy, she told the story of how he passed away, which is upsetting to say the least.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCQ4sG2MFi_/?taken-by=salmahayek

Here's the full caption:

I haven't posted for a week as I been mourning the death of my dog, Mozart who I personally delivered out of his mother's womb. He was found dead in my ranch last Friday with a shot close to his heart. I am hoping that the Washington State authorities do justice to this wonderful dog whom in 9 years never bit or attacked anyone. He loved his territory and never strayed away...he was the most loving and loyal companion. He didn't deserve a slow and painful death.#doglover #animalrights #dog#dogoftheday #rip #delivery#washingtonstateauthorities

Hayek is a well-known animal lover. In 2013, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she has "five horses, four alpacas, one cat, eight dogs, one hamster, five parrots, two fish, I'm sure I'm forgetting something! … You know this is like the Oscars you forgetting someone. Oh I forgot! I have bunny rabbits, I have turkeys, 20 chickens, same with the rabbits be careful just buy one."

Just two weeks ago, Hayek became so enamored with a canine actor on the set of her latest movie, she broke character to grab a pic. It must have been confusing for the animal, who was playing a police dog assisting in her arrest.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBstteqsFno/

Here's hoping some real police dogs will assist in the search for whoever was heartless enough to shoot Mozart. K9 cops look after their own.

You're going to be seeing a lot more of that Leonardo DiCaprio look-alike who blew up on the Internet.

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Last October, the Internet fell in love with Konrad Annerud, a Swedish bartender with an uncanny resemblance to Leonardo DiCaprio in the 90s (his peak heartthrob years). Annerud has all of the irresistible DiCaprio traits: the floppy blond hair, the sensitive eyes, and even the complete lack of Oscars. When word about him got out, the unknown bartender immediately became a worldwide celebrity. He currently more than 200,000 Instagram followers.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBgDNP2wBGw/?taken-by=konradannerud

Now, that social media fame has led to an entirely new career for the 21-year-old Swede. He just had his first professional modeling photoshoot for Barneys.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCGszCWuBd0/?taken-by=barneysny

Annerud told the venerable clothier that he has an ambivalent opinion about his own resemblance to DiCaprio, a man who once ate raw bison liver:

Even if all people talk about is the fact that I’m a look-alike, fuck those guys, I’m here in NYC modeling.

Here's even got the DiCaprio attitude! Could he get any better? (Yes.) Annerud is also a musician, and recently signed a contract with Universal. Despite his appearance, his hero is actually another fair-skinned elegant figure from pop culture: Michael Jackson. “He’s like Jesus to me,” he told Barneys.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BALOLWAQBFP/?taken-by=konradannerud

A 21-year-old model with the face of Leo and the spirit of Michael? This Scandanavian is perfect. Maybe in the next few years, he'll record a song that's used in a movie and win an Oscar for it. He could actually win one before DiCaprio. That would be hilarious.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAYQbzwwBNC/?taken-by=konradannerudhttps://www.instagram.com/p/-63Dz_wBP8/?taken-by=konradannerudhttps://www.instagram.com/p/93igFYwBFs/?taken-by=konradannerudhttps://www.instagram.com/p/-PE91GQBG-/?taken-by=konradannerud

This is one bartender who'll be making the world thirsty for years to come.

Tina Knowles is a dead ringer for her daughter Beyoncé in bootylicious #TBT photo.

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Tina Beyincé-Lawson (a.k.a. Tina Knowles) is more than just Beyoncé's mom—she's also an accomplished businesswoman, stylist, and designer. But she'll always be best remembered for giving the world the greatest gift it's ever received: Queen Bey.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCCu4eWr_Jk/?taken-by=mstinalawson

As it turns out, she also gave her daughter a great gift: her looks. The elder Knowles shared a Throwback Thursday photo on her Instagram this week that proves she was just as bangin' as Bey, back in the day.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCOBb0lr_Fz/?taken-by=mstinalawson

The caption reads:

This is my throwback Thursday photo . Looking back at my photos I Never liked cheesing

Woman tries to surprise her fella with birthday vacation to Disney World. It doesn't go as planned.

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In a video that went viral this week, a woman made a valiant effort to delight her boyfriend (husband? details are scarce) with a vacation to Disney World for his birthday, because he'd never been. Unfortunately, he's a grown man, and didn't jump up and down like a little kid would after receiving the same news. His reaction was more pragmatic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adjhaJ1HeQI

That poor couple. Now they're broke and sad. But at least he said thanks in the end. Otherwise, their relationship would be in real jeopardy.

10 Hollywood bigshots who threw major shade at the Academy Awards.

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Winning an Academy Award is, for many performers, a validation of their commitment to a difficult career. But not everybody in Hollywood thinks the Oscars are all they’re cracked up to be. Here are some Oscar nominees (and winners) who aren’t having any of the pomp and circumstance.


1. Joaquin Phoenix.

Joaq the line.

Three-time nominee Joaquin Phoenix is totally fine with being a three-time nominee and zero-time winner. (Sure he is.) Here’s what he said about the Academy Awards to Interview magazine in 2012. “I’m just saying that I think it’s bullshit. I think it’s total, utter bullshit, and I don’t want to be a part of it. I don’t believe in it. It’s a carrot, but it’s the worst-tasting carrot I’ve ever tasted in my whole life. I don’t want this carrot.”


2. Humphrey Bogart.

His words don't add up to a hill of beans, though.

Definitive old-timey movie actor Humphrey Bogart was also the definitive tough guy, and he didn’t care for those silly Oscars whatsoever. In 1943, he said, “Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.” (That would actually be awesome.) Still, he won an Oscar a year later.

3. Woody Allen.

La-di-da, la-di-da.

Allen has won four Academy Awards and has more than a dozen other nominations, but he never goes to the ceremony. In 1978 he explained why: “I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you see who wins those things—or who doesn’t win them—you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.”

4. Sally Field.

BOW FOR FORGIVENESS! KNEEEEL BEFORE OSCAR!

The Academy “likes her, they really like her,” but in 1980, just before she won her first of two Oscars, Field remarked, “What does the Academy Award mean? I don’t think it means much of anything.”


5. Dustin Hoffman.

"Something I said?"

Hoffman was nominated in 1975 for playing Lenny Bruce in Lenny. His thoughts on the matter seem in-character for his role as the famously acerbic comedian: “The Academy Awards are obscene, dirty, no better than a beauty contest.” He was much more gracious when he won his Oscar for Kramer vs. Kramer a few years later, saying, “I’m up here with mixed feelings. I’ve been critical of the Academy, and for reason. I am deeply grateful for the opportunity to be able to work.”


6. Luis Buñuel.

Girl, you're so groovy. I want you to know.

Buñuel is the surrealist Spanish filmmaker best known for 1929’s Un Chien Andalou, that weird movie you saw in college where a lady gets her eyeball sliced. In 1970, he remarked, “Nothing would disgust me more morally than winning an Oscar.” He said nothing when he received two nominations later in the ‘70s.


7. George C. Scott.

The real Patton would've taken the Oscar and shoved it down a Nazi's throat.

Scott declined a Best Supporting Actor nomination for The Hustler. (You can’t really do that, but he publicly declared his disinterest.) He was nominated again for Patton, and once again turned it down. He told a reporter: “The ceremonies are a two-hour meat parade, a public display with contrived suspense for economic reasons. Offensive, barbarous and innately corrupt.” He was at home in New York watching a hockey game on TV when he won the Oscar.


8. Bill Murray.

His enthusiasm was lost in translation.

Bill Murray was favored to win Best Actor for his role in Lost in Translation. But when the envelope was opened, Sean Penn was the winner for Mystic River. Murray was not a gracious loser, refusing to even clap. He later told the The Guardian, “Pissed off? You bet I was. I don’t approve of award ceremonies, so I was wondering what had persuaded me to attend that one. I was pissed at myself.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esqwP4wN7gc

9. Samuel L. Jackson.

[Expletive deleted]

When Jackson (up for Pulp Fiction) lost Best Supporting Actor to Martin Landau (for Ed Wood), Oscar viewers very clearly saw him do what he did a lot of in his movies: curse.

https://youtu.be/pc5uF1I1eNk?t=1m10s

10. Eddie Murphy.

Murphy looks like you did when you watched Norbit.

Murphy really thought he was going to win Best Supporting Actor for Dreamgirls in 2007. When he lost to Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine, he reportedly left the ceremony—immediately—and went home.

The Emmy acceptance speech Mr. Rogers gave in 1997 makes all other speeches look awful in comparison.

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With the Oscars only a day away, everyone is thinking about acceptance speeches. Some are good, some are bad, but none have ever been half as sweet, moving, and perfect as the one Fred Rogers gave when he received the lifetime achievement award at the 1997 Emmys. The footage of Rogers's speech is currently going viral for two reasons: because February 27 is the anniversary of his death in 2003, and because people love weeping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHKAWdmGvI

Feel free to wipe your nose of the screen of whatever device you're using right now. RIP Mr. Rogers—TV will never have another neighbor to compete with you.


Denim hair is the hot new trend for people who want their hair to look like things that aren't hair.

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Denim hair is the newest beauty trend to take the Internet by storm. It's the only coloring process that makes your hair look like a textile that Jay Leno would wear. (He likes denim.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/9wSpQomg5o/

The craze follows in the wake of other snappily-named hair fads of the past year, such as galaxy hair, watercolor hair, oil slick hair, unicorn hair, color-changing hair, and glow-in-the-dark hair. If you've tried all of these styles, you should probably take a break. Your follicles must be screaming by now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkECyBuoz4/

But unlike many of these trends, denim hair has a more subtle look. It combines soft shades of blue, green, and gray to recreate the look of a well-worn pair of jeans. It's actually really nice.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCOHJk1TWSw/https://www.instagram.com/p/_0XCbdLZ6O/https://www.instagram.com/p/_5OmsNLipA/https://www.instagram.com/p/s8dcaIKmlm/https://www.instagram.com/p/6-QNHfknOD/https://www.instagram.com/p/9vuAcJooL5/

The top 34 tweets that prove Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

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Senator Ted Cruz is known for his right wing politics and robotic facial expressions. Also, he's the Zodiac Killer. Don't believe it? Just ask Twitter. Starting with one random tweet in 2013, Twitter users have built up a pile of evidence that Cruz is the famous Northern California serial killer, in the form of MANY hilarious tweets. Of course, Cruz would have been a baby at the time, but that only makes his crimes more sinister, no? These are the top 34 tweets that make the case for his guilt.

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https://twitter.com/RedPillAmerica/status/312323787091755009

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https://twitter.com/ABigBagOfKeys/status/579892405698084864

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https://twitter.com/chrisjoonior/status/580005416882454528

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https://twitter.com/GynoStar/status/581550696568238080

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https://twitter.com/MasonProbably/status/644317651448262657

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https://twitter.com/jdcrowley/status/654104562190692352

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https://twitter.com/hugbot5000/status/665710782445920257

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https://twitter.com/covernode/status/675543022394859520

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https://twitter.com/MasonProbably/status/676941940240314369

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https://twitter.com/LarryWebsite/status/685615120811175938

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https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/688219943251226625

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https://twitter.com/jaybenjamin22/status/689950063439777792

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https://twitter.com/EvilRoySladeDS/status/690036671203545088

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https://twitter.com/CorCorMac/status/689623732701163522

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https://twitter.com/MadBeare/status/689875213945847808

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https://twitter.com/realdaveimboden/status/689926351135100928

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https://twitter.com/supermoof/status/689938115415244800

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https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/689948191693873154

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https://twitter.com/mean_crow/status/688485903900233728

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https://twitter.com/zak_johnson95/status/692883199878234114

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https://twitter.com/Lindzeta/status/694371845517230081

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https://twitter.com/BergoEsBueno/status/694373785558855681

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https://twitter.com/mikesacco/status/694375801278431233

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https://twitter.com/hamsandcastle/status/695079780190912512

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https://twitter.com/kudya_not/status/697269878999293952

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https://twitter.com/palaver_im/status/697490589533614080

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https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/700918751705731072

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https://twitter.com/Kyle_Lippert/status/701119451694047232

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https://twitter.com/70Ceeks/status/701240446002065410

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Stranger gives breastfeeding mom the greatest gift card a mother can receive.

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A post on the Facebook page Peaceful Parenting has gone viral in the past week for reminding the world that not everyone wants to shame mothers who breastfeed in public. The incident happened, like most random acts of kindness, at a Chipotle.

https://www.facebook.com/peacefulparenting/posts/10153406330717671:0

The author, a woman named Katy, wrote:

Friends of mine were at Chipotle today and it was packed with students from a nearby college. One girl ran over, dropped this on the table, smiled and walked out the door. So amazing to see that what we are doing is having an impact on future generations!

What the girl dropped was a whopping $15 Chipotle gift card. Enclosed was a message: "Thank you for breastfeeding in public—helping reduce the stigma for future moms like me. You rock!"

A $15 gift card! That's enough to buy a burrito bowl topped with a veritable mountain of guac! One thing's for clear: that baby will get plenty of the vitamins, potassium, and good fat it needs from its mom eating all that avocado. And Chipotle is apparently safe now, so they don't have to worry about that either.

There have been a number of stories on the Internet recently about strangers showing their appreciation for breastfeeding moms, in an effort to combat the hordes of prudish gawkers who still want to shame them for doing it without hiding. But all of those gestures pale in comparison to a sweet-ass gift card. The bar has been raised, people. Next time, if you want to impress a mom, it'll take a $20 card.

Kids try to give their grandma a nice birthday message, but it gets dark real quick.

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Kids say the most darned depressing things. Take these four little angels, for instance. They were just trying to record a sweet birthday message for their dear grandmother (or "gia," as they call her—adorable), but one of them didn't know when to leave good enough alone. Instead, he brought up the elephant that's always in the room, where grandparents are concerned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id0BxhiiHD0

Considering that this video found its way onto the Internet, it's presumable that the kids' parents (and by extension, gia) though it was funny, and were OK with it. Which is good. They wouldn't want to hurt her feelings, and then have to remember her that way.

Weekend

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