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This Kim Kardashian/Kylie Jenner face swap proves they're clones created by an extremely profitable conspiracy.

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Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are half-sisters, and according to science, have 25% of the same DNA. They also have access to the same makeup, which frankly has to do more with how the Kardashians look than genetics. With these things in common, it's no wonder they look alike, but people went wild when Kylie did a face swap on Snapchat that shows how alike their faces really are.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCg0IgWsw5g/?taken-by=kylizzlesnapchats

Kim couldn't even tell whose eyebrows belonged to whom.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCg0PN0Mw5w/?taken-by=kylizzlesnapchats

This one got trippy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCg0STSMw52/?taken-by=kylizzlesnapchats

Realizing how much they look alike just helps Kylie achieve her New Year's Resolution.

Quite the revelation.

The guy who edited dozens of classic movies into the creepiest scene of all time has done it again.

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In August of 2015, Paris-based filmmaker Antonio Maria da Silva unleashed his sprawling movie mashup Hell's Club onto the world, and it changed things. What film buff could watch movies the same way after seeing a nightclub scene where Tony Montana has a staring contest with the Terminator while Michael Jackson dances to disco in the background?

Now, da Silva has returned with a bigger, better sequel entitled Hell's Club Part Two: Another Night. This one clocks in at a whopping 17 minutes and 50 seconds, and it features even more characters visiting the imaginary Hell's Club: "a place where all fictional characters meet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9UJ0zh7cA

While of course this movie doesn't literally contain every single fictional movie character, it certainly feels like it does. da Silva didn't leave himself much material for Part Three.

If you enjoyed Part Two, check out Part One! It's like a prequel, except it came first.

The 15 funniest conclusions drawn from the new evidence found at O.J. Simpson's estate.

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News broke Friday that a construction worker may have found O.J. Simpson's murder weapon back in 1998 and given it to an off-duty cop who kept the secret (and the knife) to himself until earlier this year. It's a revelation that has spurred the LAPD to continue their investigation, and one that's reigniting the crime drama that comes along with the words "Juice" and "new evidence." Here are the best tweets in response to the news. 

1. 

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/705822274105024513

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https://twitter.com/philyuck/status/705806279873163264

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https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/705805510478434305

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https://twitter.com/MrDavidAngelo/status/705802250858450945

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https://twitter.com/NickBaumann/status/705798150460727297

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https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/705793574143729664

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https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/705789921441800192

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https://twitter.com/FattMernandez/status/705823140681805824

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https://twitter.com/sarahcolonna/status/705808347363045377

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https://twitter.com/MelissaAFrancis/status/705805509316763648

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https://twitter.com/MattGoldich/status/705821799674748928

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https://twitter.com/ColinJost/status/705813020140765184

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https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/705826676429684736

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https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/705830073610317824

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https://twitter.com/AdamWho/status/705810438173294592

The Benedict Cumberbunny is a chocolate Easter bunny with Benedict Cumberbatch's face, and it's a tasty nightmare.

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The British chocolate artist who made a life-size chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch is casting the actor in chocolate again. But this time, her work is scarier, more edible, and arriving just in time for Easter, every weird child's favorite holiday. Chocolatician's head artist, Jen Lindsey-Clark, describes her Chocolate Cumberbunny as "a delicious Belgian chocolate rabbit with a handsome face and a tasty bottom."

On the third day, Jesus rose again so he could get as far away from this Godless aberration possible.

The chimera confection weighs 400g, costs £50.00 ($71.09), and will be sold alongside limited edition Cumberbunnies with edible 22-carat gold bow-ties.

Behind plastic wrap, his face only screams "kill me" louder.

Lindsey-Clark told Metro UK she plans to send one of the luster-glazed choco-freaks over to Cumberbatch's mother, though not the actor himself. "He might think it’s weird eating his own face," she noted.

Benedict Cumberbatch actually seems like the type of person who would very much enjoy eating his own face on Easter.

Lindsey-Clark's first endeavor into Cumberchocolate was part of a promotion for the launch of UKTV's on demand service.

Lindsey-Clark posing with her first well-crafted abomination.

What part of this sweet bastard would you eat first?

The 5 strangest things celebrities did on social media this week.

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Celebrities on social media do the darndest things. Whether they mean to or not (they usually do), some celebrities just have a knack for attracting attention for their bizarre online antics. Here are five of the strangest things that happened in the high-pressure world of celebs and their phones this week.

1. Kanye West subtweeted musician Deadmau5 10 times in two hours.

This week Kanye West got called out for (possibly) trying to illegally download a music software program called Serum to avoid paying $200 for it. Musician Deadmau5 responded to a screenshot Kanye tweeted of his computer screen, which showed the torrent site Pirate Bay open in a tab. In response, Kanye did what he does best—lose it.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/705098673852715010https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/705100376622637060https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/705100610002096128

2. Miley Cyrus wore someone else's retainer.

The singer posted a picture of herself on Instagram with a poorly-fitting retainer, captioned: "When you wear your bffs retainer lol." Hey, don't judge, it's not like you've never accidentally taken the wrong retainer home from the Lost and Found box at school. And then decided to keep it and wear it forever.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCg1Fs1QzDT/

3. LeBron James got cryptic.

The Cleveland Cavaliers player posted some odd Tweets about making mistakes and dealing with the fallout. Who was he talking about? Does this have to do with his trip to Miami this week? Was he implying that he's going back to play with the Heat? Hello? Is this thing on? Bueller?

https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/704785081714515969https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/704785150312366080https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/705466635499470848

4. Hillary Clinton trolled the Republican presidential candidates during their debate.

Clinton managed to win Thursday night's GOP debate, and she wasn't even technically part of it. Her official Twitter account sent out a few funny memes while the candidates bickered onstage.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705603574575706112https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705579415510634496https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474

5. Tila Tequila… disappeared!

Guys, where's Tila Tequila? Her Twitter page is gone! What has happened to the Internet's (second) favorite Flat Earth truther?

Tila, noooo! Have the aliens come and taken you home?

Guy with ear gauges falls prey to cruel padlock prank from a stranger, and his friends love it.

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A Facebook user by the name of Tom Grim Fandango Matthews—likely fair to guess that's not his real name—shared a selfie in the aftermath of a simple and very cruel prank a stranger played on him. Matthews, you see, has ear gauges, and this stranger had a padlock. Put the two together, and this happens:

"So guess what some little wank stain just did to me," the start of Matthews' Facebook caption reads. The rest is not very appropriate and makes it clear that he was less than pleased with the stunt.

Matthews explained on Facebook that some dude seriously came out of nowhere and clapped a lock on his ear while Matthews was outside smoking:

While Matthews was pissed, for a good reason, his friends were incredibly amused:

It was only a matter of time before the puns started flowing in:

Luckily (or lock-ily, if you're feeling the puns) for Matthews, he was able to get the lock off:

Ugh, having to tote around a giant lock on your ear then get it cut off with bolt cutters sounds awful. Maybe there was a second there Matthews wished he was still gauge-free.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155054452705725&set=pb.783165724.-2207520000.1457120678.&type=3&theater

With all the positive reactions—and the fact a lock isn't hanging off his ear anymore—Matthews has come around a bit. He was able to share a friend's Snapchat on his Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206044536167773&set=a.1661806780350.2080884.1092612151&type=3&theater

One day Matthews will look back on this fashion statement and be able to laugh as much as his friends. But that day is not yet here.

There's backlash against the backlash over Whole Foods' pre-peeled oranges.

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Whole Foods has a reputation for being an expensive "healthy" grocery store that sells things that aren't always necessary, like $6 asparagus water. But no one saw this peeled oranges catastrophe coming. The Twittersphere went off when Nathalie Gordon tweeted out a picture of pre-peeled oranges being sold in plastic containers at a Whole Foods in California, The Huffington Post reported

https://twitter.com/awlilnatty/status/705375555030556672

The response was fiery. Why on earth would Whole Foods do such a thing, people wondered out loud.

https://twitter.com/Scrface87/status/705836816184705024https://twitter.com/kmooreauthor/status/705849705511649281https://twitter.com/_DannTheHuman/status/705830261192314880https://twitter.com/falsekeith/status/705850682809581569

Whole Foods soon responded to the PR disaster and apologized in a direct reply to Gordon's inciting tweet. Whole Foods' tweet noted that the product has been taken out of stores.

https://twitter.com/WholeFoods/status/705418106915540992

And yet, some on Twitter are unhappy with the initial negative reaction against the oranges. These people are arguing for the pre-peeled oranges, because they're easier on some people with disabilities, plus the plastic container is recyclable.

https://twitter.com/pb_reader/status/705798238885036032https://twitter.com/Stephii117/status/705829898120798209https://twitter.com/AnaMardoll/status/705796872510771204https://twitter.com/ixKylie/status/705838863978074112

It's a rare example of Twitter outrage triggering Twitter outrage that's prompting people to think about the needs of others (instead of just prompting more outrage). And all because of oranges.


Amy Schumer got in trouble for an 'offensive' tweet, but this one's a real stretch.

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Start practicing your outrage face, because comedian Amy Schumer made a joke on Twitter that some people are calling anti-Semitic. Here is the joke:

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/705038221210750976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

There are two reasons this joke works. One, because saying that Jewish people have horns is a common and bizarre anti-Semitic slur, made famous by people like the Nazis and Borat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

The other reason, of course, is that Schumer is Jewish. (So is Sacha Baron Cohen, the comedian who plays Borat.) But that didn't stop the website GossipCop from getting outraged:

While comedy can provoke discussion, it’s purpose [sic] is not to perpetuate hateful and inaccurate stereotypes. And Schumer’s Twitter message, which plays off the misconception that Jews are horned creatures, accomplishes less comically than it does to reignite misguided prejudice [...]

Undoubtedly, Schumer will justify her mildly amusing “joke” by noting that she herself was raised Jewish and can poke fun at herself, as she often does with her comedy. But does that make it okay for her to spread untrue and hurtful stereotypes about Jews? Would jokes by a popular black or Latino comedian be considered funny if he or she tweeted to their millions of followers a wholly and historically painful stereotype about their people for non-minorities to laugh at?

Schumer has gotten into hot water in the past for making jokes about races that she does not herself belong to, but this is something entirely different. It is, in fact, an overwhelmingly accepted part of comedic tradition for comics to make fun of theirr own race, gender, religion, sexual orientation and/or disability. For your edutainment, here is proof.

Here is Chris Rock, a black man, on slavery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLKvYB7CeAY

Jim Gaffigan on being Catholic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU

James Adomian, a gay man, on gay villains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zLX_pAHQfE

Sarah Silverman, a Jewish woman, on the Holocaust:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6E9sJ6B-u8&ebc=ANyPxKqhTDNwX261McEDT8j2Jo6IC7GogPzH1XzZGZjm-oTbztV2SFdCMqf2bXob0ijAAieD-PD0kcoK_SOU0QsLjYz8pHS2AA

Finally, here is Amy Schumer on women:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzlvDV3mpZw

It's almost like comedy isn't about being politically correct.

New video shows that Keanu Reeves is insanely good at firing actual, real guns.

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The world has been watching Keanu Reeves use guns in movies for decades, but Taran Tactical's video of the actor blasting his way through a shooting range with frightening accuracy and speed proves he doesn't need a special effects team to hit a target.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

This round of target practice, which was uploaded with the vague but apt title "Keanu shredding," was held by 87eleven Action Design, a stunt-work design and training company that boasts an impressive resume. John Wick was directed by the owners of 87eleven, Chad Stahelski and David Leitch; and Stahelski's is directing the upcoming sequel, which probably explains the target practice.

The 51-year-old actor has undoubtedly attained some skills over years and years of action films, though he wasn't always this dangerous with a gun. Here's a scene from Point Break where Reeves unloads an entire clip and doesn't hit Patrick Swayze once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0evZywnnx4

These women are suing to end New York's ‘tampon tax,’ saying it wouldn't exist if men needed them.

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Five women in New York have filed a class-action lawsuit to strongly urge lawmakers in New York to lift the tax on tampons and other sanitary products for women. The women point out in the suit that certain "necessary" hygiene products like "Rogaine, foot powder, dandruff shampoo, Chapstick, facial wash, adult diapers, and incontinence pads are not taxed," but tampons and pads are. Since tampons and sanitary pads are necessities for many women (and Rogaine maybe isn't a necessity for anybody), the women say that the say the tax on tampons is an unfair tax on women

Take your tax and shove it.

The group who filed the joint suit includes mathematician Catherine O'Neil, photographer Natalie Brasington, and Margo Seibert, co-founder of Racket.

According to CBS News, "Racket is a women's advocacy group which encourages women to embrace their periods while promoting menstrual cycle resources and wellness."

https://twitter.com/weracket/status/668994292074041344

“A tax on tampons and sanitary pads is a tax on women,” the suit states. “Defendants should be required to follow the law, and return the many millions of dollars they took illegally at the expense of women’s health.” 

ABC7NY reported that "women spend $70 a year on tampons and pads, and New York State collects $14 million."

These American women aren't the first to fight tampon taxes. Across the globe, supporters have already protested for a ban on tampon taxes in places like Paris and Britain.

Woman proposes to her boyfriend with a scavenger hunt, using 5th century tradition as an excuse.

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For some people, Leap Day is more than an extra day to sit inside and watch Netflix. ​Cosmopolitan reported that since the fifth century, Leap Day in Ireland has been a day where women are free to propose to their men without judgment. (The tradition was poorly documented in the 2010 movie Leap Year.) This year, Canadian resident Kieran Gregg took advantage of her Irish ancestry to propose to her boyfriend and father of her two daughters, Dan Cupples. In another reversal of tradition, Gregg took a very long time to pop the question by sending Cupples on a scavenger hunt that Cupples shared on Reddit.

The onslaught of clues started with a bouquet of roses.

A lot of other people—mostly strangers—were involved in the intimate event.

One of the clue locations was a Tim Hortons, because Canada.

There were many clues—10 in total.

Gregg gave Cupples photos with her clues to remind him of his end goal.

At last, he figured them all out. It only took an hour and a half.

Gregg's hunt lead back to where it all began.

She finally popped the question to her mystery-solving boyfriend.

Gregg gifted Cupples with an engagement ring that he said he's been sporting around his neck, while he plans on getting a ring for Gregg. 

Cupples was a little miffed that he didn't get to do the asking, though he was pleased with the results because they were exactly what he wanted: marriage to his girlfriend. "To be fair, I wish it was me proposing as well," he wrote on Reddit. "But she did such a good job I cant even be upset about it. Im just happy knowing we'll be spending the rest of our lives together. And really I believe it will be good to gove our girls the understanding that they should not be restrained by social norms." At least, they shouldn't be restrained for one day every four years.

Amy Adams kinda knocks her 'American Hustle' co-star Jennifer Lawrence for her pay gap essay.

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Amy Adams was asked by British GQ about Jennifer Lawrence's essay for Lenny, where Lawrence discussed finding out she made less than her male co-stars in American Hustle. Adams also starred in American Hustle—and her answer is kind of weird. Adams says that, though she doesn't disagree with "Jennifer per se," she disagrees with "people who had opinions on how women should go about negotiating." You know, exactly like Lawrence did in her essay for Lenny.

Adams and Lawrence, during an Academy screening of American Hustle.

Adams said:

I didn’t speak about it before and I’m probably not going to speak about it forever, because I disagreed with... not Jennifer per se, but people who had opinions on how women should go about negotiating. The truth is we hire people to negotiate on our behalf, men and women... I knew I was being paid less and I still agreed to do it because the option comes down to do it or don’t do it. So you just have to decide if it’s worth it for you. It doesn’t mean I liked it. 

Still, she added:

I’m really proud of Jennifer. What I liked is that it was not necessarily about getting paid, or not getting paid… It’s like we [women] have been conditioned to not be controversial, to not cause problems. It’s about finding your voice.

She also said that the notoriously difficult American Hustle director David O. Russell made her cry on set. All that, and she made the same amount of money as Jennifer Lawrence for a significantly greater amount of work. Any awkwardness in her answer should be considered in that context.

Apparently, being a woman is hard even if you aren't AmySchumer.

This 30-pound raccoon desperately trying to open a door is you trying to leave work.

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Pang Fu the raccoon is the size of a medium dog (apparently, "Pang Fu" means "fat and prosperous"), and his obesity has made him a little helpless. While normally raccoons are tricky bastards who can do everything short of picking locks to break into your home, this particular raccoon struggles with everything. Especially this door. 

https://www.facebook.com/567263230074908/videos/759699314164631/

Mashable says the raccoon's caretakers are trying to get him to lose weight, which, as cute and roly-poly as he currently is, is probably for the best.

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Scientists finally figured out why stepping on a LEGO hurts so badly, if you were wondering.

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Like all venerable-sounding institutions, The American Chemical Society now has a YouTube channel, Reactions, where they make colorful videos and try to bring their message to The Young People (or at least The Internet People). One of their recent videos tackles a subject that's important to parents (and anyone who enjoys building things): why stepping on a LEGO hurts so f***ing much. Plus, the video teaches you why pain sucks in general, so you can also understand why it hurts when you step on Matchbox cars, Barbie brushes, and Monopoly pieces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HpE7oA-Fw8

So basically, the problem is a combination of unforgiving plastic and soft feet that are just rife with sensory receptors. Hopefully future humans will evolve to have no sensory receptors in their feet and can dance on LEGOs all day long.

Weekend

The blackest thing ever made will eat your lasers and make everything disappear.

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Meet Vantablack—it's made by scientists at Surrey NanoSystems in England and it's comprised of carbon nanotubes, but it may as well be one of those Portable Holes from Looney Tunes. It's black. How black? So black that friggin' laser beams don't even bounce back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0CYc_mC3Uo

Whaaaa? Yes. You can bend it and fold it and wrinkle and crinkle it, but no one will ever know because it's too damn black:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGjJLl2JYpE

What happens when you hold one Vantablack object in front of another? We'll never know because you can't see it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saBfZ8v5Jwk

But how does it stack up to the blacks you're used to? It's kind of like The Giver—suddenly you realize that everything you've seen your whole life has just been grey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxG1Riw3rHc

Portable. Holes:

https://vimeo.com/21509708

Related: Instagram is adding video counts, which will make stalking your ex more difficult.

People admitted to the lamest trends they ever took part in. What were you all thinking?

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If you see people doing something new and you think maybe you want to take part in it, breathe deep, count to ten, and remember that people (especially teens) make terrible decisions in groups. Nothing is more true of this than fads. Trends. What's "hip." Jncos in the 90s. Bleached tips. Popped collars. Ren fair horns. Humanity is capable of terrible things. Fortunately, they also invented the Internet, which hasn't gone the way of the Pet Rock yet, so we can use it to extract confessions from these paragons of shame and poor judgment, which is exactly what happened when /u/whatsausernamefor people on Reddit were asked "What's the stupidest trend that you followed?" Let's take a walk down repressed-memory lane.

Sins of Fashion

1. User Modernthought wanted to confess and atone for his sins of preppiness.

2004-2006 I could be found wearing 3 different color polos with all collars popped.

2. Everyone who ever gave miss hlovely a ride in their car is still finding these shiny bastards between the seats to this day.

Using one of those horrid crocheted sack purses with the shiny circle shit hanging off of it.
Mine was exactly like this one

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3. User millipedecult dropped by to reveal their participation in a trend so stupid, this writer was previously unaware it even existed:

Fake top part of boxer underwear, that were sown into the pants to make it look like you were sagging your pants. 90s was the worst time for clothing fashions.

3. Please find it in your hearts to forgive valley_pete for being the most 8th-grade 8th grader in history.

Bleaching the front of my hair blonde and using a bunch of gel to do that little "make it stand up" flip thing. Not like over the top, or to the side flip, just have like the inch of blonde go straight up.

Will try to post a pic when I leave work. It's super lame.

Edit: 8th grade me. The bleach isn't as bright in the pic as it actually was, but yeah, this gave me chills of the douche variety.

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Edit 2: I also used to rock a Ruff Ryders "R" symbol on that chain, but thankfully a schoolyard chum probably smacked me in the face and held a mirror up at me. It was summarily thrown out.

4. They don't just call him MisterBigDude because he admits to being old enough to wearing trendy slacks in the 70s.

1970s: plaid polyester leisure slacks. The trendsetters looked cool in them; I looked like Dorkenstein.

5. User queendweeb proves that her title was earned, not inherited. There's too much to go through, so only one was embedded. The best one.

Overly large cargo pants 1998ish?

Nike Swoosh eyebrows and dark lipstick DEF. 1998.

terribly wispy baby bangs and ren faire horns 1995 fo' sure.

edit: forgot a couple! princess leia buns 1999, I'd guess.

AND one of my faves: tye-dye shirts and blossom hats (11 year old me thought I was totally bitchin' here, back in 1989ish.)

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6. Everyone needs to thank boxjohn ASAP.

In the 8th grade I lived in the hood, insomuch as that exists in Toronto. The cool thing was your plain white T/Big white T. Kids only halfway through puberty were wearing mens XXL and XXXL sized t-shirts. It was stupid. they looked like dresses.

So I convinced my dad to take me to a big-and-tall shop and buy a 7XL plain white t-shirt. That's XXXXXXXL. It was like 30 bucks in the cheapest brand they had over a decade ago.

I wore it to school once. I was 5"10 and it was well past my knees.

It was probably just played out in general, but the fad seemed to stop after I did that. I'd like to think I did that.

7. User rtillaree knows the truth, which is that Kriss Kross'll make ya deeply regret your choices.

Wearing my clothes backwards. Which truly was, in retrospect, wiggity-wiggity-wack.

8. SmallLumpOGreenPutty knows what to wear when cargo pants don't have the space and unattractiveness you need.

Those baggy black trousers with huge external pockets and straps hanging off all over them.

9. If this was just littlewhitedove_, it would've been fine, but the fact that 10 million girls did it all at once when "Sk8ter Boi" was the problem.

As a teenage girl: lots of black eyeliner, straightening my hair with a clothes iron and wearing men's ties. Oh, and dirty converse. I used to buy a pair and immediately stomp in mud and scratch them up so they looked punk rock??? I don't know. I'm not proud of it.

Sins of School

1. Whatever was wrong with this kid's school, they eventually picked WorldsGreatestPoop as their username, so...

At my school we played a game called Lunch-Butt. The goal was to stick your lunch in your underwear for at least one minute and then eat your lunch. It really got out of hand and they had to ban Lunch-Butt. We tried playing it outside the cafeteria but the janitor caught us. We had to meet with the counselor and write essays about why we should not play Lunch-Butt any longer.

2. The kids at pcon258's school were apparently worse than people who call Wednesday "Hump Day."

Sack tap tuesday. On tuesdays in middle school, a group of boys would run around and "tapping" unsuspecting male classmates' testicles.

One good thing came out of it though: got to hear our principal say the words "sack tap tuesday." They can never take that away from us.

3. This is kind of a fashion sin, but too awful to be called "fashion." If you don't know what Soap Shoes are, imagine things that looked like 90s Sketchers but with plastic soles so you could slide down handrails. And nothing else. Like Heelys, but not as useful. Y'know, the kind of thing a dude named shitlordcaligula might wear.

Buying Soap shoes and getting really really good at grinding rails. Turns out it didn't drop panties as I expected it would.

4. No, wordbird89 they are not.

Remember those little finger skateboards and BMX bikes? Yeah, I spent way too much of my middle school cash on those things. but they are kinda cool...

5. Remember, parents, you can send your kids to church retreats to play innocent games all you want and they'll still end up being named Tittiesplease.

At my church there was a game that we would play at camp. People would make a circle with their hand and blow through it, like a dart gun. If someone aimed one at you you had to stand stock still until they "pulled it out" of their neck. The only way to avoid this mess was to cover your neck before the person could blow.

This bled over into the school year and led to me being stuck in a bathroom for 1/2 an hour

6. If you ever need to apply for an adoption agency, Mayisbetterthanxmas, this may be a good reference.

I took care of 3 tamagotchis simultaneously. I thought I was the hottest of hot shit in the early 90's.

7. bl1y made a joke about the collapse of the job market in 2008. Hahahaha. :(

Going to law school in the mid-2000s

Sins of The Internet

1. Too soon, mistermagoo2you, too soon.

The Harlem Shake ....

Gack! I hear the song again - stop it, stop it!!!

2. Your optimism is amazing, profwhataloadacrap.

Psy - Gangham style. I dedicated myself to break into dance EVERY time it played. Even at my office job. I bought the tshirt at the kids store, I even started considering that psy's dance moves could possibly create world peace.

3. Everyone in your top 8 regrets it, too, Paradigm6790.

I regret everything I did on Myspace.

4. Continuing that thought, AkirIkasu recalls how embarrassing online dating was before people figured out that swiping & sexting was all anyone wanted to do.

I remember my About Me section on dating websites, way back when. I am sure that all the people who read my novel knew how great a guy I was.

5. This was the original Facebook status (which doesn't really exist anymore).

Think about your AIM away messages for a minute.... Yeah...

6. Not technically an Internet sin, TheLyz, but most people only learned this term online and it's just so hard imagining this happening in the real world.

I was a total weeaboo for awhile. I glomped people, said things were kawaii, and said "Ja!" instead of goodbye like the idiot I was. And then I grew up. I still watch anime and read manga and even went to Japan for my honeymoon but I'm not annoying about it.

7. At least the world got a South Park episode out of it, Mattene.

Planking. 

And finally, the Really Bad Ones.

1. Live fast and die coughing, needtissues4myissues.

Smoking.

2. You're worse than smoking, bailadelcorazon.

Playing The Game. I usually forget about it.

Related: People are sharing their saddest celebrity encounters, because celebs can be depressing too.

Drag queen Phi Phi O'Hara transforms into 90s cartoon characters so well she's almost 2-D.

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Drag queen Phi Phi O'Hara may be best known for appearing on RuPaul's Drag Race, but that may change after her "365 Days of Drag" series of Instagram. The insane run of awesome photos at times blurs the line between drag and cosplay, particularly during this 90s cartoons series. More importantly, it's just really awesome. If you ever had your butt planted in front of the TV to watch Nickelodeon or MTV or just enjoy visually awesome cosplay transformations, this is for you. From Rugrats to Daria, this series runs the gamut of 90s animated entertainment. Grab some cereal and veg out.

Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBu4r7LH4Rk/

Oblina from Aaahh!! Real Monsters.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCAxoYEn4WD/

HIM from Powerpuff Girls.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-KkC-n4QQ/

Cynthia (the doll) from Rugrats.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB7zNQTn4Zj/

Didi Pickles from Rugrats.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiCnSQH4W_/

Lil DeVille from Rugrats.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0DMxin4eH/

Daria Morgendorffer from Daria.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBfXBIMH4aT/

Jane Lane from Daria

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB4-bByH4Xm/

Judy Funnie from Doug.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB2tobUH4Qs/

Jubilee from X-Men.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBxc62cH4fg/

Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBscAedn4ZW/

Dot from Animaniacs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBputfxH4Q_/

Not technically a cartoon, but Eureeka from Eureeka's Castle.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBnNI7-n4Rl/

Elmira from Tiny Toon Adventures

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkoz_iH4SQ/

Phi Phi also did a My Little Pony series, but since that show was on in the 80s and revived in the 2010s, it's not part of this series. But if you insist:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBP9z0jH4e5/

Related: Professional makeup artist transforms herself into Disney characters, becomes Internet hero.

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