Kourtney Kardashian posted an Instagram nip slip on Sunday to much fanfare, including a comment from her ex, Scott Disick.
She showed just a touch of nipple, which means she probably took 30 pictures with the help of an assistant whose job it was to move her top a few centimeters. It's actually hard to tell if she's wearing a bra or a shirt, though they're pretty much the same thing when you're a Kardashian.
Here's what Disick had to say about the pic:
That's the sort of gross comment a dad says to make his children shriek with horror. Are their kids on Instagram? While it is an obviously super creepy-sounding thing to say, it's not the first time he's commented on Kourtney posting a nude pic. Last year he also commented on a butt pic she posted to Instagram.
Apparently Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are having a contest this week, since Kim also posted a nude pic on Monday. It's serious business, since those bodies and personal brands are worth a lot of money. Kourtney's body is worth so much that she probably has her nipples insured, if that's a thing.
Thanks for playing and participating in this very serious and important exercise.
Singapore's Momo Twins, Leia and Lauren, are Instagram's tiniest stars, boasting 118 thousand followers and a level of cuteness that no mortal should be allowed to possess. Why "Momo"? Leia and Lauren are monochorionic-monoamniotic twins, meaning they shared a placenta and an amniotic sac in the womb. But that's besides the point. You're here for baby pictures, and below, you'll find exactly that.
This February, Facebook replaced the OG “like” button with “reaction buttons,” so you can let your friends know how you really feel about their posts using six different emojis. However, if you already feel like the latest FB feature is just too darn generic and the six yellow smiley icons don’t fully encapsulate your complex human emotions, you’re in luck.
There is a new browser extension created by Reaction Packs that lets Facebook users customize their reaction buttons, Mashable reports. The extension—available on Firefox and Google Chrome—allows you to create reaction buttons either using your own images or from a variety of already-built packs created by the company and its users. All you have to do is download the plugin, swap out those boring smiley emojis for customized ones you like, refresh your FB page, and voila! Below are several reaction packs you can choose from.
A pack for Pokémon fanatics, because Pikachu is hella cute:
And of course, a pack for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau:
The most unforgivable aspect of this extension? Only YOU can see the customized reaction buttons on Facebook, not your friends. Maybe the founders wanted to prevent idiots from using them in very inappropriate ways?
Breakups and social media don't mix. There's something about having a public digital record of every stage in a failed relationship that makes the bitterness sting even more. But not everyone gives in and deletes every online record of their romance. One woman took all the old Instagram pictures of her and her ex-boyfriend and repurposed them into a manifesto on why he was such a f*ckboi. She rewrote all of the captions to explain exactly what awful behavior he was guilty of at that point in their relationship.
One of the unfortunate boyfriend's buddies found her project and did the right thing: he told Barstool Sports about it, so they could put the screenshots online. Now the whole world can enjoy the spectacle of this guy's f*ckup.
If you've ever been high up in the mountains and wondered how fish got in the lakes up there, remember it's because millions of years ago, places like the Rocky Mountains used to be sea floors—and also because sometimes people squirt fish out of planes. The latter's a technologically impressive and unintentionally hilarious process, executed by the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjyBEWCHl8
Nature is amazing, in that it produced a weird creature like humans who deplete lakes and then create aircraft to burn fuel to fly the fish they farmed back up to the lakes, so they can deplete them again for fun. Also, if you're a weird human like the author of this article, you may find yourself unable to stop giggling at the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy-esque existential crisis these fish, that suddenly find themselves hundreds of feet in the air, must be having.
Alabama state lawmaker Representative Steve Hurst recently introduced a bill to make castration the legal repercussion for sex offenses against a child under 12. He explained, "They have marked this child for life and the punishment should fit the crime." And apparently, Hurst has introduced the bill before. "I had people call me in the past when I introduced it and said don't you think this is inhumane?"
He doesn't.
"I asked them what's more inhumane than when you take a little infant child, and you sexually molest that infant child when the child cannot defend themselves or get away, and they have to go through all the things they have to go through? If you want to talk about inhumane—that's inhumane," said Hurst.
Whether or not Hurst's proposed punishment is also inhumane, two words might describe it succinctly: cruel and unusual. Really, really unusual.
But does Hurst really think this bill will turn into law? A quick search reveals the man's penchant for grabbing national attention. Like the time he proposed a bill to require public teachers to say a prayer to students. Or the time he brought this to a local parade:
While promoting the multiplayer PC game Sudden Attack, actressChloë Grace Moretz made Korean comedy history as the first American guest to appear on Saturday Night Live Korea. Unless you know the language, you won't understand specifically what causes Moretz's character to fly off the handle in this skit, but watching her speak Korean and use kimchi as a weapon is worth watching in its own bizarre way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzIjNxaA1OM
Throughout her trip,Moretz took to Twitter to express her love for all things K-Pop.
Moretz seems to have had a fairly easy time navigating the Korean television gauntlet. As you can see below, Jack Black had a much, much weirder experience.
In a move she must have known would delight Scooby-Doo fans around the world (or perhaps make them feel like she betrayed everything the gang stood for), a California woman named Sharon Kay Turman led cops on a high speed chase—in an excellent replica of the gang's "Mystery Machine."
According to KRCTV, the Redding Police Department were looking for the 51-year-old in relation to a probation violation and tried to pull her over on a traffic stop when she took off. The chase reached speeds of over 100 mph, which is officially fast enough to knock the glasses off Velma.
Turman left the Mystery Machine when it was spotted by a California Highway Patrol helicopter and escaped on foot. She's still at large, wanted by the Redding Police Department and Shasta County Probation.
She got away with it, too, because there were no meddling kids.
Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram pic on Saturday of what appears to be Hilary Duff's Tinder profile. It could be easy to assume that it's just some weirdo that has Duff as her profile pic, but Duff herself has confirmed she's on Tinder, so this very well could be her profile. Either way, Cyrus approves and said she would swipe right:
Hilary Duff has proven that after starring in several movies and TV shows, plus releasing a few studio albums, she has to troll the depths of Tinder to meet someone, just like everyone else who's looking for love (and pizza).
Lady Gaga's latest tattoo is not meant for her skin alone—she got a tattoo of a rose on fire, located on her left shoulder, which she shares with the sexual assault survivors who appeared onstage with her during Gaga’s 2016 Oscars performance of “Til It Happens to You.”
According to E! Online, Gaga and the survivors “made a pact during rehearsals, and she kept her end of the bargain.” On Thursday, Gaga went on Snapchat and shared a black and white photo of the tattoo, applied by tattoo artist David Allen.
The tattoo was designed by one of the survivors onstage, Jackie Lin. Lin told The Huffington Post that she came across the design while searching the Internet for "inspiration." She said that the tattoo is meant to represent unity and “It's not something that makes us depressed, it's just something we can look at and remind us that there are other people going through this together, and we are fighting together." Many of the survivors went to the same tattoo shop in West Hollywood, California to get the tattoo done. Below, a survivor shows off her fresh, rose on fire tattoo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCY1WO6m9Zd/
While getting her ink done, Gaga uploaded posters on her social media accounts to shed light on sexual assault in the workplace. Gaga, who is one of many celebrities strongly supporting Kesha's legal battle to end relations with her allegedly abusive producer, also hashtagged the posters with #FreeKesha.
Last Friday, one New York State Supreme Court ruled that Kesha must still work with that same producer. Actress and feminist Lena Dunham (who is also a survivor of sexual assault) shared a powerful letter voicing her concerns this Monday regarding the New York State Supreme Court’s ruling.
(Reminder: Whether you get a tattoo for a great cause or stick your arm in a hole to get a mystery tattoo, just make sure you take real good care of it, or else.)
Because they enjoy life's simplest pleasures, toddlers have a strong affinity for everyday objects like keys, door stops, and pretty much anything that makes a funny noise or fits in their mouths. So one father had the brilliant idea to put all these objects together into a control board for a child's sensory delight, presumably to keep the kid occupied while the dad went and did dad-stuff like shop for hammers online and re-watch Band of Brothers.
Finally, all the stuff in your junk drawer can be put to a good use by nailing it to a board and letting your toddler have at it. Say sayonara, Toys "R" Us market share!
Before any of you dads head to Home Depot to recreate this, here's an inspirational Band of Brothers montage to hype you up before the trip.
Everyone knows that you should check your breasts for lumps, but a viral Facebook post from an Australian mom named Kylie Armstrong is also reminding people that any change to the appearance or feel of your breasts can be bad news. It's especially pertinent today, when the Internet is busy celebrating the boobs of the Kardashians. Take a moment to remember that as great as ta-tas are, they can also be ticking time bombs.
These 3 very, very subtle DIMPLES on the bottom of this breast are a sign of BREAST CANCER!
This is what MY BREAST CANCER looks like.
I felt no lump.
The GP felt no lump.
However, she listened to me when I said my breast looked different to usual and when I raised my arm I could see very, very feint dimples on the underside of my breast.
The GP sent me for a mammogram to be sure. It wasn't obvious on the scan so they sent me for an ultrasound.
The ultrasound found the cancer deep in my breast close to the muscle.
These 3 dimples have turned my world and my families world upside down.
We are shocked, we are numb, we are emotional, we are sometimes ok, we are pretending it's not happening, we are trying to absorb information, we are dealing with tests, we are crying, we are trying to continue as normal. We are angry, we are sad. We have more questions than answers. We are doing our best to cope. The messages and phone calls to me, my husband and my children sometimes help and sometimes make us all cry.
I am sharing this because I hope I can make people aware that Breast Cancer is not always a detectable lump.
Please go straight to your GP if you notice ANY change in your breast. It could save your life.
Please share to spread awareness.
Since the post went viral with over 27,000 likes and 100,000 shares, Armstrong made this update:
I have been overwhelmed by the level of support I have received and by how far and wide my post has been shared. Thanks to all of you, the message is well and truly out there now: ANY change in your breast needs to be checked.
I have received an incredible number of touching messages: Those who are wishing me well. Messages from many who bravely shared their story as they are going through a similar journey or have family or friends going through it. Messages from very courageous survivors giving me hope. I cannot express how grateful I am.
Very importantly I have received messages from many that have decided to go have their breasts checked. I wish you well as you endure the torturous wait on your results.
We took the first major step in making me Cancer free yesterday. I say "we" because this affects everyone around me. My surgery went well and after a bit of early nausea, I am now recovering well. My family are tired but relieved this part is over.
We hope all the Cancer is now out of my body.
Once I have fully recovered and my batteries have been recharged, we will jump head on to further treatment and we will do everything we can so I can beat this!!
Thank you again for sharing the original post and spreading awareness.
Kylie Armstrong
Armstrong is still encouraging people to share the post. Of course, you are also welcome to share photos of naked Kardashians to spread awareness about cancers on society.
Roy Smith, a janitor at Burke High School in Omaha, Nebraska, recently sang Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come" along with the school orchestra. Based on the performance, it seems like that school might need a new janitor, because Smith should totally quit his day job. The only thing hotter than his rendition of the song was the suit he wore. Any man who wears a suit that loud must have a voice to back it up.
Here's the performance plus a little bit more about the man behind the pink suit:
https://youtu.be/gkCr2AxeRyM
Smith's performance pretty much guarantees that he's going to perform with the orchestra a few times a year. And it looks he'll be just fine with that.
Trends in fashion and beauty are often counterintuitive and reactionary, like going from skinny jeans to palazzo pants. Thus, it shouldn't be surprising that the trendy new makeup product is "face gloss"—a sticky, shiny product that's supposed to make your face look... well, kind of like it doesn't have makeup on. Over at Good Housekeeping, makeup artist Laramie Glen is quoted as saying that face gloss is a reaction against caked-on matte makeup, and provides a "fresh, youthful, and dewy" look.
Basically, it's pitched as an alternative to shimmery highlighters, without the shimmer. But it can also kind of look like you spent money on a product to make your face look greasy. DIY tip: your face can look greasy all on its own, free of charge. Here's a video from Birchbox that features someone applying face gloss, among other things. Skip ahead to 1:16 if all you care about is glossy faces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGR9eWGPlXA
At least making your face glossy is easy to do, unlike, say, Adele's eye makeup.
Mere days after you stopped imagining Hitler's alleged micropenis, a new rumor about the Fuhrer's sex life has emerged: he liked to lay on his back and have women poop on him during sex. This article isn't going to get any less gross, just as a heads up, and not just the man's-inhumanity-to-man grossness that Hitler facts usually involve.
According to the DailyStar (and Wikipedia), it wasn't just on him, but in his mouth. In fact, it was even suggested he couldn't have normal sex. He supposedly even had scat sex with his niece Geli Raubal once, which is, astonishingly, so far away from the worst thing that Adolf Hitler ever did.
These are the findings of a psychological assessment dossier from the US Office of Strategic Services, the precursor to the CIA, according to The Daily Star. The dossier was first published to the world in 1972, but they're getting a lot of attention now because Hitler's sex life is, like, trending on Facebook and stuff.
Anyway, the documents supposedly also reveal that Hitler liked to be kicked during sex (bet there are a lot of people reading this that are going to be like "me too, Hitler!") and that he loved boning "peasant girls." Said one Nazi informant: "When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones."
"That’s Hitler’s sex life," he continued. "What a man."
You are what you eat, and Hitler literally liked to eat sh*t. Allegedly.
Humans are masters of planet Earth, and yet as individuals we let so much get in the way of our ambitions and goals. We have self-doubt, pessimism, fear, anxiety, social obligations, and inertia—none of which bother any of these animals, who live the lives they want to live without fear. Here are 65 (yes, 65!) animals who refused to let their dreams be dreams, and were unafraid to shoot for the moon and land among the stars.
1. Gracie the Dachshund is going to catch herself a dolphin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhQwU_6w6E
2. Adventure cat Jesper lives for extreme sports. (Read more about him here.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6wgg1NNGM
3. Lila is not going to let the high price of lobster stop her from enjoying them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nBldzJWNjM
4. But not all dogs eat lobsters. Here's the world's first canine lobster adop(s)ter.
Tangled wires: everyone complains about them, and you've probably even tried learning how to avoid them, to no avail—but Dieter Bohn of The Verge is going to teach you how to do it. And this time, it's going to be so simple that you'll actually remember. If this doesn't fix your problem, well, you'll probably spend a few minutes every day for the rest of your life untangling headphones, slowly leeching years from the time you have on Earth. Have a nice day!