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Caitlyn Jenner was handed a vibrator, and she reacted just like any woman on a reality show would.

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Caitlyn Jenner's docu-series,I Am Cait, follows her life in Malibu as she chills with her equally glamorous friends, many of whom are trans, and explores her efforts to be a spokesperson for the trans community. Between serious segments about the issues, Jenner and friends simply gab like gals, much like they do on Jenner's daughters' show.

A very Kardashian moment was when Jenner's friend opened a package to reveal her new vibrator, and Jenner reached straight for the "vroom vroom" to see what it's like. 

 

She doesn't take to the new toy as instantly well as she took to the selfie stick.

https://twitter.com/Caitlyn_Jenner/status/690938527618441217

Here's hoping she doesn't use both toys at once.  


OkCupid says thirsty straight ladies are rewarded if they message a guy first.

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OKCupid recently released some data on its users, and reported that women who message men first are having more success on the site. Online dating is never easy, so a little insider advice can't hurt. They specifically looked at the behavior of sending the first message to a potential date. It turns out that people often originate a conversation with someone they feel is more attractive than they are:

When we looked specifically at sending the first message, we found one striking habit: everyone’s a reacher, meaning people tend to reach out to someone more attractive than they are. To put a number on it, men are reaching out to women 17 percentile points more attractive, and women contact men who are 10 percentile points more attractive. This means that if a woman does nothing, her inbox will be filled with less attractive men.

They also found that straight women often wait for the first message, which means their inbox is filled with messages from (presumably) less attractive matches.

Moreover, they found that if women send the first message, it turns into more fruitful conversations:

It turns out sitting back and waiting for the matches to come to you actually works against your favor.

Ladies is pimps too.

So if it suits you, message first. And always be careful and selective, as there are already too many horror stories from online dating.

Joe's Crab Shack used a horribly inappropriate lynching photo as a table topper.

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Tyrone Williams and Chauntyll Allen were seated at Joe's Crab Shack in Roseville, MN, on Wednesday night when they noticed the photo on top of their table. It was an old photograph of a black man standing under a gallows, facing a large crowd in a town square. It was captioned "Hanging in Groesbeck, Texas on April 12, 1895."

Here's the photo:

https://twitter.com/kare11/status/708142760784732160

The speech bubble coming from the man about to be killed says "All I said was 'I didn't like the gumbo!'" Yikes.

Allen, who is African American, was disturbed by the photo. Regrettably, she was there to have an early birthday celebration:

Seeing a picture of two black men being lynched was the last thing that I expected to see at what was supposed to be a family-friendly restaurant. As you can imagine, seeing that image ruined my appetite and my pre-birthday dinner. It is hard to believe that this type of racism is still going on in 2016.

Hopefully they sent the team of waiters out clapping to sing the birthday song before they noticed the photo, otherwise things would have been even more weird.

David Catalano, COO of Ignite Restaurant Group (Joe's Crab Shack parent company), issued the following statement: 

We understand one of the photos used in our table décor at our Joe’s Crab Shack location in Roseville, MN was offensive. We take this matter very seriously, and the photo in question was immediately removed. We sincerely apologize to our guests who were disturbed by the image and we look forward to continuing to serve the Roseville community.

Despite the unfortunate details in this picture, it is also baffling that any photo of a hanging or execution would be embedded onto a table top. Chain restaurants should stick with the classics: street signs, Christmas lights, and a moose head wearing a hat and sunglasses.

DJ pranks cohost by pretending to swear on live radio, watches her lose her #$@!& mind.

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Alex Duffy, a morning radio DJ in the UK, told his co-anchor Emma Louise Jones that he was going to review a list of swear words that had become socially acceptable. The beautiful twist is that they were not actually on-air, but she absolutely thought they were live. Nothing beats a classic radio prank. Based on her reactions, he must have dropped a few that are truly unfit for broadcast (although they're bleeped in the clip).

https://youtu.be/3xyYHTw3iJs

Hopefully Jones will get her revenge. At least this was rigged and they didn't make any actual bloopers like so many other anchors around the world.

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North West is terrified of Snapchat filters, as Kim Kardashian repeatedly documented on Snapchat.

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Only a few days after joining Snapchat, Kim Kardashian is already using the app to terrify her daughter. Accidentally, of course. In a video her mom posted to the app, little North West made her feelings about Snapchat loud and clear. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCzDrOhl13W/?taken-by=kimmysnapchats

"I scared of Snapchat," the two-year-old says. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCCNElPOS1C/

Kim comes to the conclusion that it's the filters that are scaring her daughter. Or is it the act of taking a picture? North looked outright horrified in the filter-free picture the 35-year-old managed to take with her daughter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCzDvQwF13d/?taken-by=kimmysnapchats

That's absolutely not the face of a happy child.

Little North has expressed her discontent with pictures before, like in this Instagram video Kim shared.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0spZQOS29/

Maybe she's trying to say something, like that she doesn't enjoy having a camera in her face at every second of the day.

The 'Dog Whisperer' Cesar Millan is being investigated for animal cruelty. There are no more heroes.

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The once star of Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan is under investigation for possible animal cruelty, reports The Wrap. L.A. County Animal Control told TMZ that they received angry calls from people who complained about an episode of Cesar's Nat Geo WILD TV show, Cesar 911. The episode featured a dog allegedly "attacking and injuring a pig during a training session." 

In the segment, Millan wanted to see if a French bulldog named Simon, who had killed two of his owner’s pet pigs, could interact better with swine in a new habitat. According to The Huffington Post, "once the host (Millan) took Simon off his leash, however, the dog lunged at one of the pigs and bit off a chunk of its ear."

Cesar Millan, no longer beloved by pigs.

YouTube user Vicki Dawe Flyball managed to get a snippet of the episode before it was taken down by Nat Geo. Pardon the awful, dramatic soundtrack. Take a look:

https://youtu.be/B0Soxw58eiQ

According to NBC, animal control paid a visit to Millan's Dog Psychology Center in Santa Clarita on Thursday night, but he was nowhere to be found. They are giving Millan 24-hours to get in contact with investigators. 

In defense of Millan, a Nat Geo WILD representative released the following statement:

Cesar Millan has dedicated his life to helping dogs and to showing how even the most difficult “problem dog” can be rescued and rehabilitated. In a recent episode of the Nat Geo WILD series Cesar 911, Cesar works with an aggressive French bulldog/terrier mix named Simon, who has a history of attacking other animals, including his owner’s pet potbellied pigs. A short clip from the episode was shared online and showed Simon chasing a pig and nipping its ear, causing the ear to bleed. The clip caused some concern for viewers who did not see or understand the full context of the encounter.

Cesar has created a safe and controlled environment at his Dog Psychology Center (DPC) in California in which to rehabilitate some of the most extreme — or “red zone” — cases of dog aggression, such as Simon’s. It is important to clarify that Cesar took precautions, such as putting Simon on a long lead to assess his behavior, before making initial corrections and removing the leash. The pig that was nipped by Simon was tended to immediately afterward, healed quickly and showed no lasting signs of distress… Cesar and his animal pack effectively helped Simon to overcome his aggressive behavior toward other animals; as a result, Simon did not have to be separated from his owner or euthanized.

This situation does not look good for the self-taught dog behaviorist, who has been widely celebrated for helping families with their aggressive pups. Between Cesar and the arrest of lovable Pawn Stars character Chumlee Russell on Wednesday, it's been a tough week for reality stars.

Two drunk women on a plane refused to turn down their music, leading to a brawl at 30,000 feet.

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According to NBC News, a five person brawl broke out on a recent Spirit Airlines flight from Baltimore to L.A. after two inebriated women refused to turn down the music on their boom box. After fielding complaints from other passengers, the two women did what any reasonable adults would do and held the boom box in the air while saying, "What are you going to do?" A brief clip from the fight was posted to Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvp58Ppt2Z/?taken-by=greenlight.entertainment

Spirit Airlines spokesman Paul Berry said several people had asked the intoxicated women to lower the volume, to which the offenders responded by "holding up their boom box in the air, waving it around." This led to another group of frustrated travelers approaching the obnoxious passengers, which is when the fight began.

A witness named Jazz Jolly told Inside Edition that the flight attendant who intervened got "hit, like, twice in the face."

Officer Rob Pedregon of the LAX police labeled the dispute as a "mutual combat situation," a much fancier term than necessary for an immature ruckus. The LA Times confirmed that the FBI had looked into the incident and pressed no charges.

Some people just can't handle drinking in a public setting, as further proved by the Instagram user who posted the above clip of the scuffle. Below is another video he shared of his friend drunkenly spilling Sprite and liquor all over himself on the same flight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCv1slPJt93/

'Angry Splash Mountain Lady' gets back at husband with the help of Reddit and a billion memes.

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Jordan Alexander simply wanted her husband to go on Disney World's Splash Mountain ride with her, but he refused and cited exhaustion as his excuse. "It was hot and I was getting tired, but she really wanted to go on Splash Mountain and I had promised her earlier that I would go on it with her," her husband Steven told local New York outlet WHAM. While Jordan decided to go it alone, she used the ride's camera to let her husband know she wasn't pleased.

Here's a closer look at that stone-cold face:

Steven chose to wait in the gift shop with his baby son and in-laws, until his wife returned. "She marched up to me and held out the picture and she said here I did this for you!"

Originally posted to Imgur by Steven, the photo has since become a meme—enhanced with some slight adjustments by the people of Reddit.

Behold, the Angry Splash Mountain Lady:

No question about whether she's smiling.

Nobody had a fun time.

Reunited with her husband and she's still upset.

She's not a fan of John Travolta.

Nor is she that into politics.

The only joy the angry Splash Mountain lady has in life is guilt-tripping her husband.

The top 39 tweets of the week as picked by someone who never logs off Twitter.

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Another busy week packed with election coverage! From multiple presidential debates to Super Tuesday voting, Peyton Manning's retirement announcement, and International Women's Day, there was rarely a dull moment. Tweeters weighed in on all these stories, plus jokes about skeletons, black holes, ex-girlfriends, gloryholes and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!

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https://twitter.com/myhairisblue/status/707566016918896640

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https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/707930845085093888

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https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/706500704488316930

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https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/705896008744574976

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https://twitter.com/Karate_Horse/status/706885030619058176

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https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/708141957365641216

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https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/705792227717586944

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https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/706356965207724032

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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/707259953724182532

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https://twitter.com/LaziestCanine/status/708104225436250112

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https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/705826197880467457

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https://twitter.com/Bee_Reel/status/707061632338366464

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https://twitter.com/hopiecan/status/707207100141801472

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https://twitter.com/whiteandfaded/status/707051842275045378

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https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/707832769666220033

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https://twitter.com/vertachi/status/707112704222212097

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http://twitter.com/iscoff/status/707904449180790784

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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/708055355599654912

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https://twitter.com/MaraWritesStuff/status/707235308342022144

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https://twitter.com/Merman_Melville/status/708055473417748483

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https://twitter.com/Donna_Gallers/status/708057170483539968

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https://twitter.com/BillDixonish/status/707987385460588544

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https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/708149284445810688

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https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/708253803796160512

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https://twitter.com/gabydunn/status/708146705737232385

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https://twitter.com/nbadag/status/707001405903491072

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https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/707664474552057857

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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/706595291378667524

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https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti/status/706963098163240960

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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/708126389761744896

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https://twitter.com/Playing_Dad/status/706331045801664516

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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/707669544337211392

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https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/708211918314471424

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https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/707575321504161793

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https://twitter.com/MindyFurano/status/707729006200623105

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https://twitter.com/trumpetcake/status/708179907256279040

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https://twitter.com/tarashoe/status/708197911960498176

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https://twitter.com/DCpierson/status/708069499237310465

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https://twitter.com/figgled/status/708160479609270272

Huge, awful, mysterious sea monster washes up on shore in Mexico, gets poked with stick.

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A 13-foot-long, unidentifiable blob of something that may be a sea creature washed up on Bonfil Beach in Acapulco on Thursday, and experts are stumped. So far, poking at it with sticks has revealed no useful information.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRAImjUmRvQ

The coordinator of Civil Guard and Fire Brigade, Rosa Camacho told 24 HORAS that the mass of possible-animal-carcass does seem to have bones and isn't (yet) giving off any foul odors of decay, which could mean that it died very recently, or that it is an alien monster. This seems to be all that is known about the creature thus far.

https://twitter.com/SomercoResearch/status/708283978344734720

No one knows what it is, but within an hour it will probably have its own Twitter account.

What is this thing?

Mom who lost a ton of weight finds out husband is crowdsourcing her boob job. But it's kinda sweet.

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Lesley-Anne Burnett is a mom (well, mum because she lives in the UK), who recently lost 98 pounds (well, 7 stone because she lives in the UK). As a result of her weight loss, she feels her chest is now saggy, and she sleeps in a sports bra and hardly lets her husband to see her naked. 

Burnett chronicled her impressive weight loss journey on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAALgNWJrUI/?taken-by=laburnett11https://www.instagram.com/p/BBaaUa5Jrbx/?taken-by=laburnett11

Lesley-Anne and her husband Dale have a young son, Jonathan, and have been trying to have more children. Tragically, they had four miscarriages within two years, and when she saw a doctor, she was told that she was too heavy for fertility treatments.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BClidPjJrao/?taken-by=laburnett11

She worked hard and lost the weight, but continues to feel self-conscious and unsatisfied, particularly about her boobs.

"To me, they look like old lady’s boobs. They hang, they're saggy and I really hate them," she told The Sun,"Sometimes I'll end up in tears thinking about it."

She has begun to ovulate again, making the dream of having another child more likely, but she is still anxious about her chest.

Lesley-Anne's husband surprised her with a GoFundMe page to hopefully raise the money for the surgery.

He wrote, 

I would love to be able to afford to get my wife the boobs that would give her the confidence that she is striving for, but it is impossible for me to pay for them and the [National Health Service] obviously won't pay for them. I'd love to be able to just tell her to book her surgery and see that smile reach to her eyes when she talks of her chest (I'd also love to be able to touch her boobs and see her totally naked) 
Can you guys help me out?

The page has yet to receive any donations, but the couple are hopeful and excited.

"My friend told me about the crowdfunding site. Even if we raise a little money to help it would go a long way," Dale said. "I don't think she needs anything done but I know for her own peace of mind and confidence she needs implants."

Anna Kendrick and Stephen Colbert sang a sweet duet and almost fell in love.

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Anna Kendrick, star of Into the Woods, the Pitch Perfect movies, and most of America's hearts, stopped by Late Night with Stephen Colbert on Thursday. Both Kendrick and Colbert are huge fans of musicals, and during their conversation she schooled the host and the audience about why Pitch Perfect is not technically a musical (because the characters know they're singing, and the music doesn't move the story forward). And then they sang an Irving Berlin song while staring deeply into each other's eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5l5ltMl8g

Kendrick and Colbert also bonded over their shared love of Lord of the Rings (she and her best friend identify as Pip and Merry). Wow. Too bad Colbert is already married, because Anna Kendrick just might be his perfect woman.

Friday I'm in love.

Farewell


This dad created an emotional video after failing to speak up for his son with Down Syndrome.

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After failing to correct a stranger who he heard describe Down Syndrome to their child as an "illness of not knowing anything," YouTuber Robb Scott felt he had let down his own son, who was born with the condition. With some time to reflect on the incident, Scott responded by creating a video explaining what he should've said. He wanted to clear up insensitive misconceptions of the condition and to say that Down Syndrome was "one of the most beautiful things that ever happened" in his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8sPT6-iGBE

The movie Scott mentions in the video is 2015's Where Hope Grows, an inspiring family film that co-stars David DeSanctis, a 22-year-old actor with Down Syndrome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN7TlwduYsM

'World's sexiest' weather presenter Yanet Garcia defends herself against accusations of butt implants.

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The social media forecast is looking pretty stormy lately for Yanet Garcia, aka the world’s hottest weather girl. After posting screen-grabs which featured Garcia wearing a criminally tight dress on TV, many fans accused her of getting butt implants. One person commented: “She's gorgeous but this can't be ‘natural.’”

Garcia spoke with TMZand said that her booty did not go under the knife as several of her 1.7 million followers tend to believe. There were also accusations of Garcia pulling a Khloe Kardashian and retouching her bum on Instagram. 

Do your own investigating of Garcia’s badunkadonk—erm—posts, below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCncuJHmZOR/?taken-by=iamyanetgarciahttps://www.instagram.com/p/BCsxp0bmZCu/

“If her butt did get bigger Yanet says it’s because she exercises regularly,” TMZ wrote. If anything, it seems like Garcia exercises as much as she posts butt selfies, since so many of them are taken at the gym.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCuCWcKGZGa/?taken-by=iamyanetgarciahttps://www.instagram.com/p/BCliAYbGZJ-/?taken-by=iamyanetgarciahttps://www.instagram.com/p/BCWnXtVGZLJ/?taken-by=iamyanetgarcia

If she gets pregnant, she'll probably hear complaints about her six-pack baby bump too.

Ellen trolled Kim Kardashian's nude selfie with a little Photoshop and a lot of Ellen charm.

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In response to Kim Kardashian's earth-shattering nude selfie (the March 7, 2016 one), Ellen DeGeneres posted a picture on Instagram that was a little different from the numerous supportive selfies some people shared. Ellen's Instagram placed the TV personality right in the eye of the storm:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCqnRXZNjHN/?taken-by=theellenshow&hl=en

"When you're like my friend has nothing to wear," reads the caption of the photo on the Ellen DeGeneres Show Instagram. One can only imagine what the duo talked about when posing for the picture—ideal selfie angles, blonde hair, what a large bathroom they were in?

This isn't the first time that Ellen's Instagram account has put Photoshop to good use:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCgiTAwNjPu/https://www.instagram.com/p/BCOpMyKtjHC/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBYs7dqNjIS/https://www.instagram.com/p/BA0YmBStjFs/

Ellen looks so much happier to be in Leo's arms than Kate Winslet did.

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Mike Myers suddenly went silver fox, and it'll make you randy, baby.

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Celebrities who let their hair naturally grey are a beautiful, impressive bunch: Helen Mirren. Anderson Cooper. John Slattery. George Clooney. Now, an unlikely man has joined their ranks: Mike Myers. That's right: Shrek. Here's what he looked like at the state dinner President Obama (another silver fox) held for new Canadian Prime Minister/hunky hunk Justin Trudeau:

A robo-babe. In Latin he'd be called "babia majora." If he were president he'd be called "Baberaham Lincoln."

Myers is, of course, one of Canada's finest exports, so it makes sense that he would be at the state dinner (along with fellow Canadian performers Ryan Reynolds and Michael J. Fox. Yup, sorry to break it to you, Republicans: Alex P. Keaton gets socialized medicine). And while he didn't steal the show from the Obama-Trudeau bromance, the old-guy-from-Up look is really working for him.

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