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A Twitter account started an awesome meme about dogs that look like other things.

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On March 2, Twitter user @teenybiscuit (real human Karen Zack) tweeted an important question about some photos she'd put together. The question—are these pictures of Labradoodles or fried chicken?

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/705232709220769792

While you're at it, are these puppies or bagels?

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/707004279324696577

Wait, are these sheepdogs or mops?

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/707670947830968320

Oh, and one last thing, are these Chihuahuas or muffins?

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/707727863571582978

In response to the picture collages Zack created, other Twitter users started to post their own dogs-that-look-like-other-things memes. For example, shar peis or towels?

https://twitter.com/GoosemanTI/status/708160997580603395

Shar peis or chocolate?

https://twitter.com/georgiakriz/status/708224964621520897

Cat or pita bread?

https://twitter.com/YumeNekoHonpo/status/707850395045900289

This isn't the first time Zack tried to stump the Internet. She's previously tweeted pictures comparing ducklings and plantains.

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/667777205397680129

And shrews and kiwis.

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/674758473154879488

These are the questions that plague our universe.


6 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know About Today, March 11, 2016.

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1. Ben Carson is endorsing Donald Trump.

It was the first thing he said in this campaign that anyone paid attention to.

2. Nestlé is recalling 3 million frozen food products due to broken glass inside the meals.

The people who eat them are lonely, but not that lonely.

3. Scientists discover a new plastic-eating bacteria that may be good for the environment.

They could start with the plastic in landfills and then move on to the Kardashians.

4. The Cleveland Browns cut quarterback Johnny Manziel after two seasons.

He's still due to receive $1.169 million in 2016 and $1.004 million in 2017, which he plans to spend on defense attorneys.

5. Officials say 13 bald eagles found dead in Maryland didn’t die of natural causes, and may have been killed by hunters. 

Either that or they just didn't want to represent a country led by any of our presidential candidates.

6. Don't forget to set your clocks forward this weekend for Daylight Savings Time.

Or leave them as is if you forgot to change them last time.

ICYMI: Here's all the news you needed to know from yesterday.

Guy finds out his ex-girlfriend is pregnant through the Google app store.

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Not only can technology maybe help infertile couples make babies with artificial sperm, but it can also let fertile ex-couples know if one of them has a baby on the way. It wasn’t his intent, but one British man was shocked to find out that his ex-girlfriend was pregnant through a section in the Google Play store. The section “shows you what your friends are recommending, based on what they may have reviewed or +1’d,” Mashable reported.

An Android user named Ben (last name not provided) told BBC Radio 4’s consumer affairs show: “I was downloading an app to my Android phone… and it basically showed me that my ex-girlfriend had rated a pregnancy app.” Ben added: “I don’t think she would have wanted anyone to have found out through that route. I think she would have preferred to have said it via an email of face to face,” he said.

There is no word on whether Ben is the ex-girlfriend's baby daddy.

According to Mashable, “his ex emailed him some time after, confirming the news.”

Learn from Ben’s mistake and immediately remove any ex-lovers from your Google Play community. Especially if you're experiencing a potentially disastrous relationship like this celebrity.

Weekend

Ariel Winter dyed her hair and now she looks just like her Disney namesake.

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Ariel Winter? More like Ariel SUMMER (oof, sorry) because someone's got a new lighter hair color just in time for the warmer weather. On Thursday the Modern Family star posted a short video on Instagram, showing off her new look.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCypd3IExdy/

She posted a picture of her hair on Friday, too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC0dH8UExT2/

Kind of reminiscent of another famous Ariel, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA

Winter's not the only one who changed her hair recently. Both Rihanna and Taylor Swift traded their long styles in for bobs, Lucy Hale recently went platinum, and Lupita Nyong'o just shaved her head completely. Spring is in the hair, guys.

Service dog Zeus discovers the best way to cheer up his owner is also the weirdest.

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Whenever Tumblr user "Drovie" is upset, she claims her service dog, Zeus, brings her strange gifts—like a potato—to help her relax. In a November 2015 post, she recalled:

Today therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.”

“It is very hard to cry with a gift of potato,” she added.

*Gives virtual hug*

A few months later, according to Metro UK, the pooch brought her not only one, but two potatoes. Along with the taters, Zeus also brought his loving owner a handful of empty pill bottles because he probably thought she needed them. D'aww.

There's just so much love in this photo.

Zeus thinks a potato is a loving gift, and that's cute. Just don't tell Zeus about Bigo

Comedian Sara Schaefer investigates whether you can really make bank off of fake rape accusations.

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People ranging from Internet trolls to actual judges often dismiss allegations of rape by claiming that the victim made it up for money or attention. In a short but juicy video that should be considered a Daily Show audition tape, comedian Sara Schaefer investigates to see if the assumed "rape-to-riches" scheme actually works as a way to make bank. After talking to career coaches, Cosby impressionists and a real, live female millionaire, Schaefer answers: "Are these women getting unfairly dismissed, or are they part of a new crop of savvy entrepreneurs?" 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lAcL8O1wIg

Disappointing study shows that college girls are giving a lot more oral sex than they're receiving.

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New light has been shed on the patriarchy's general unwillingness to reciprocate. In a study commissioned by the Trojan Sexual Health Division of Church & Dwight Canada, it's revealed that collegiate Canadian women are far more generous when it comes to giving oral sex than their male partners.

When 899 students were surveyed about their latest sexual activities, over two-thirds of participants disclosed that oral sex had been given and/or received in the encounter, though a disproportionate number of the givers were women, and the receivers men. This is in spite of the fact that a greater number of men said giving oral sex was "very pleasurable" than women.

So if Canuck dudes find giving oral sex pleasurable, what gives with them giving it way less?

Here is the authors' statistical breakdown of the findings.

More women (59%) than men (52%) reported giving oral sex to their partner.

More men (63%) than women (44%) reported receiving oral sex.

Most men (73%) and women (69%) reported that receiving oral sex was “very pleasurable.”

Though most participants rated giving oral sex as at least “somewhat pleasurable,” men were significantly more likely than women to report that giving oral sex was very pleasurable (52% vs. 28%).

Ratings of pleasure experienced when giving and receiving oral sex were higher among women who were cohabitating, engaged, or married compared to women whose partners were casual (i.e., hookup, friends with benefits). For men, partner type was not associated with pleasure ratings.

Cosmopolitan's Hanna Smothers suggests the gender disparity between givers of oral sex "could be [due to] that there's not so much cunnilingus going down on casual hookups or in friends-with-benefits situations," given that the women in the study "found giving and receiving oral sex to be better when in a serious relationship (cohabiting, engaged, or married)."

Interesting. What do you think?


Kim Kardashian's newest pic is topless but G-rated because it's of the adorable Saint West.

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Kim Kardashian released her second public picture of Saint West on Friday. It's Saint's first appearance on social media since his introduction in February.

This is a nice family photo to cap off a week in which Kim was known for a much different picture. On Monday she released a full-frontal nude selfie that resulted in comments from a few haters, and Kim defending her choice. It even somehow drew Bette Midler into the all the nonsense.

But Kim is celebrating the simple joys of being a mom:

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/708355996779814912

One day, Saint may grow up to be like his sister, North, who sometimes shuns social media and has been known to yell at the paparazzi

Aggressive groomsman cannot wait even one dance to throw the groom in the pool.

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Videographer Ben Reed was on hand to capture every moment of Kane Toby and Louise Whyman's Thailand wedding. Judging by their first dance mishap, that most definitely included lots of booze.

The couple was making their first dance even more awkward by swaying up on a platform, when groomsman Cheyne Batterham approached them, according to 9 News Australia.  At first it looks like the groomsman is going in for a hug, which the couple isn't all that opposed to. It turns out he was setting his inner frat boy free.

https://www.facebook.com/ben.reed.754/videos/vb.505150896/10153531247835897/?type=2&theater

The stunt adds a fun twist to what otherwise seemed to be a traditional wedding, so the couple should be thankful for Batterham's creative touch.

Plus, it could've gone worse: the groomsman could've tossed the bride in the pool instead. Commenting on Facebook, the new bride said, "I think there may have been bloodshed if it had been me in the pool!" Luckily that didn't happen.

Red weddings are only fun to watch on a fictional TV shows, and even then it's not a great time.

Couple's timelapse pregnancy video 'Bump to Buddy' is the cutest thing since their last timelapse pregnancy video.

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Singer-songwriter and children's author Tom Fletcher made the most adorable timelapse pregnancy video with his wife and son while his second baby, Buddy, was on the way. Tom, his wife Giovanna, and son #1 (named Buzz) took a photo every day throughout the journey, which resulted in a baby as cute as the video itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAckWCLJjkA

Here's the first version of the video they made with Buzz, which is likely to provoke tears in addition to "aaaaaahs." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ7-v7xVm3I

Congratulations to the Fletcher family! Here's hoping the kids provide some more cute content. 

Experts have an explanation for this giant rat in London, but it won't keep it from haunting your dreams.

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Some workmen outside London discovered a monster recently. The creature, which was already dead when found on railroad tracks near a city playground, looked like a figment of the imagination that would've been best left there. 

Are you ready?

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/708337377073213441

Look at the hands. Look at the feet. Look at the shaggy fur, enough of it to adorn the most frightful bogeyman with a terrible rat-cap.  

The man behind the photo, Tony Smith, gave an appraisal of the size, saying, "I've got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together." He also explained, according to the BBC, that "We were going to stick it in the bin. But before we did we thought we better take a picture... people won't believe it's real." 

Unfortunately for fans of massive, horrific beasts, Smith is absolutely correct: it's not real. Or, rather, it's real, but it's probably not as big as it looks. Twitterers and experts alike jumped to correct the assumption that if this rat was in New York, it would be capable of dragging a trash can instead of a pizza. Instead, it's a trick of perspective: 

https://twitter.com/DJBentley/status/708272692395384832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/hackneycouncil/status/708325923611869184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The Independent quotes Professor Steven Belmain from the University of Greenwhich's Natural Resources Institute, who confirms that there's no way the rat is actually that big. He says that the rat is "a fine large specimen," but nothing to run home screaming about. "All wild rats in England are Norway rats.... There are rodents in the Tropics such as cane rats that get that big, but there is no way a Norway rat will get that big." 

The professor also says, "Part of the explanation is that people don't actually see rats very often or only catch a glimpse of them as they move so quickly, so when they do see them up close they are surprised how big they are." 

What? Brits don't see rats on their subway tracks as part of their daily routine? Londoners, you are truly a blessed people. And not just because this rat is probably only large instead of ginormous.

Courtney Stodden and Emily Ratajkowski did their own versions of Kim Kardashian's nude selfie.

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Kim Kardashian's nakedness has the power to break the Internet, and her most recent batch of clothes-free selfies have completely dominated the web this week. So can you blame significantly less famous celebrities for wanting to get in on that action? These people aren't Bette Midler or even Sharon Osbourne level famous, but they want you to know that they have boobies, too!

Here's 21-year-old Courtney Stodden, who is famous for her reality TV work, marrying a 51-year-old man when she was 16, and making a sex tape, with her take on the photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCtTmsKEbIF/?taken-by=courtneyastodden

And Emily Ratajkowski, the model from the "Blurred Lines" music video, also wanted to show off her skin:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvjBEJy2ZX/

It's another day in the life of a D-lister. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian probably just made another $80 million while you were reading this.

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/707077609964699648

Photo of '12-year-old Matt Damon' surfaces, shows that he maybe had a sweet mullet.

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Twitter user _the_blessedone recently posted a photo that's since appeared on Reddit with the title "If you're having a bad day, here's a pic of Matt Damon at age 12." The photo is, unsurprisingly, of a kid that looks a whole lot like Matt Damon (and like a big nerd). But there's also no source for the photo beyond the tweet, which means that unless somebody with excellent sleuthing skills can confirm this is Damon, it's up to everyone to judge for themselves whether this prepubescent kid grew up to be an attractive Hollywood star and Ben Affleck's BFF.

https://twitter.com/_the_blessedone/status/704478424862105600

The befuddled look on this kid's face suggests even he doesn't know if he's Matt Damon. Here's a side-by-side comparison of the vintage photo with a recent one of Damon:

If that photo is indeed a 12-year-old Damon, that means that six years later, that face would make its acting debut in 1988's Mystic Pizza, which also starred upcoming actress Julia Roberts and lots of pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZu3EVs8PIM

Reddit users pointed out how the wizened face of what might be 12-year-old Damon appears to hold great knowledge, or something like that. "He looks like he's already got 2 mortgages, a wife who hates him and is swamped in credit card debt," BarackObongma wrote. It's like at even age 12, Damon—if the picture is him— knew what his future held: lots of stressful shoot-outs and desperate attempts to stay alive. 

This kid is not ready to be on Mars all alone.

Is this a photo of a young Matt Damon or some random kid?

Tyra Banks posted a 2004 throwback picture that proves even she makes fashion mistakes.

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Tyra Banks used to be pretty harsh about contestants' fashion choices on the (routinely amazing) reality show America's Next Top Model, but it turns out she wears stupid clothes sometimes too. She admitted as much in a #TBT Instagram post from yesterday, captioned "Everyone makes mistakes."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCyzOXpKQGk/

That very cleavage-y dress is what Banks wore to the 2004 America's Next Top Model finale party. But Tyra, you've made much worse fashion decisions than that! This one's kind of fun in a Spice Girls kind of a way!

Unlike your Barbie prom dress from the 72nd Academy Awards:

Or this lovely bra-and-maxi-skirt combo from 2000:

Or this 2004 shirt, which looks like a cowboy wanted to wear an anatomical model of a vagina on his torso:

The 2000s were a pretty dark time for fashion, apparently:

Even designer clothes then looked like they came from Kohl's:

And so many vests:

Just saying: it can always get worse.


Justin Bieber got his nose pierced, is maybe a high school girl from 2004.

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Justin Bieber posted an Instagram photo today that either shows him with a sparkly nose piercing or a gnarly whitehead. It's probably the former, because Bieber is rich, and rich people never have skin problems. Also, Bieber is the type of person who would think that getting a nose piercing is really edgy, you know?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCz3mAKAvkF/

That's very hot and 2004 of you, Abbi Justin. Also, it's at least more tasteful than most of your tattoos.

This Adele lookalike will confuse the heck out of you.

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First there was a Taylor Swift lookalike. Then Leonardo DiCaprio's doppelganger got famous. And, of course, there was the Kim Kardashian twin. But 22-year-old Ellinor Hellborg might beat them all for eerie exactness, because this lady looks exactly like Adele.

This photo is Adele:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_jyJ1JAfFw/?taken-by=adele

And this photo is Hellborg, just an ordinary Swedish girl:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBNZEcaMS-G/https://www.instagram.com/p/BBNtkTmMSwY/

She even has the chin dimple:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfmDkosSyE/

Adele should be relieved that she looks exactly like this pretty woman and not like an odd-looking cat.

This video of a man feeding drawers full of cobras is as mesmerizing as it is scary.

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What's scarier than one cobra? How about a room full of cobras, each one with a Personal Cobra Drawer? Well, here's a video with exactly that. The uploader doesn't provide any context other than "Just your average day feeding your pet cobras," although it seems more likely that this video was filmed in some sort of Snake Business than in someone's house. But hey, maybe this is just a man who has dozens of snakes in drawers in his home. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB3TDZ64wSQ

The cobra-feeder's confident movements are strangely calming, making this video a weird mix of meditative and scary, like doing yoga on the edge of a cliff. 

Ciara and Russell Wilson are engaged, so they can finally have sex soon.

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Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson just proposed to his girlfriend, singer Ciara, while vacationing in the Seychelles off the coast of Africa. Of course, no engagement is real until it's social media real, so both Wilson and Ciara tweeted the news today:

https://twitter.com/DangeRussWilson/status/708391740680572929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Wilson used the hashtag #TrueLove, so you know it's real. He also appears to have given Ciara her a diamond large enough that it could choke a grown man (but what a way to choke!). The couple decided to stay celibate until marriage, so draw whatever conclusions you want to about that fact and the proposal.

https://twitter.com/ciara/status/708398100289855488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

#BestWishes to the couple with their #TrueLove. 

Mommy blogger Constance Hall posts her own nude selfie in support of Kim Kardashian, even nails the tousled hair.

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Constance Hall—the Australian mother who has candidly written about "parent sex," among other topics—has gotten in on the trending topic of Kim Kardashian's nude selfie. Instead of throwing shade like some famous people (Bette Midler), Hall used her own boobs to speak out in support of Kim K. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCyhsbdHZKS/?taken-by=mrsconstancehall

Kim and I have really similar curves.. Kim's been called too fat, too thin, too fake, too everything. 
She looks like this for a living and let's face it Queenies, competing with a mirror for Kanye's attention would be hard work . Women looking like Kimmy K on Instagram is not the the enemy.
Believing that this is the only definition of sexy is the enemy.
Sexy has endless variations, we might not all have this glamorous bathroom but we certainly all have our own sexy. 
I bet Kim exercises... A lot.

I actually hate exercise, more then most people I know. 
Once every 6 months I go for a run. Bill watched my last one from our bedroom window, he watched me run 75 metres down the road, turn around and run back. 
3 minutes after embarking on my run I collapsed through the door struggling to breath and was met with my loving husband saying,
"What was that? It wasn't a run, it was more like 3 minutes of interpretive dance down the road I hope the neighbours saw that,"
I flipped him the bird "don't hate it coz you ain't it babe" 
I salute all women, every single fucking one of us. The ones who change our minds about our runs after passing 3 houses and the ones who work their Queenly arses off at he gym. 
Queen love. 
Con 

This is not the first time the Queens of Constance blogger has let it all hang out on Instagram. She's spoken up about her "loose skin." 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCJ-BjKnZEx/

I had all this loose skin after having the twins.. Only option was to fill it!! #likeaqueen 
I think we should be proud of our loose skin, it proves how far we have stretch for the love of our babies and our love of cake. Such passionate creatures. 
Ps yes that is a mattress in our lounge room floor as Bills "hospital set up" for his sore back

Here's another topless picture, of when Hall was barely keeping her unborn twins in the womb.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BChC7HKnZM9/?taken-by=mrsconstancehall

Flash back Friday!!! I appreciate the fact that no matter how much agony I was in at the hospital I still managed a toilet selfie WITH a pout and skinny arm pose. #winning  #queensofconstance

Even when she's not trying to, Hall does an excellent Kim K face.

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