Kendall and Kylie Jenner went to watch the Los Angeles Lakers play the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night, and in doing so made everyone pay attention to them instead of the athletes because they're über-famous and were wearing ridiculous shoes. Thigh-high boots may not seem that strange, but these girls are from the womb of Kris Jenner and were consequently not sporting your average thigh-highs.

Kendall's boots were more like tights, whereas Kylie's latex duds were certainly nighttime appropriate. Given the heights the boots reached, it begs the question of why the young women didn't just wear similarly designed pants? 

Both pairs of shoes look amazingly uncomfortably, particularly Kylie's. They must've been as squeaky as the players shoes on the court whenever she moved around.

The sisters are pros, though, and managed what normal humans could not: walking in those shoes.

Oh, and the Lakers lost to the Kings, by a margin of 106 to 98, but that's not what's important here.

Are the Jenners' thigh-highs a horrific sight?

Wow, Adele has been quite the love magnet as of late. A few weeks ago, she forcedhelped two people get engaged at one of her shows, and at her March 15 show in London, she actually interrupted her own song to point out a proposal happening in the audience.

In the middle of singing "Make You Feel My Love," Adele pointed out into the audience and said "They just got engaged." She continued singing, but at the next break in the song, said, "Come up here, you two!"

As the song ended, the couple joined Adele on stage, where she embraced them both and then put them on the big screen behind her, so everyone in the universe audience could see them. The pair said they'd been dating 12-and-a-half years, to which Adele responded, "You've been going out longer than I've been making music." Then she told them, "That's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed at one of my shows."

So there you have it. If you're looking to get engaged, just hang out near Adele long enough and something's bound to happen.

Chrissy Teigen is literally rocking the baby bump she and husband John Legend made together in a new Instagram post. Teigen debuts a new haircut she calls the "khloe-rosie" with a "side of chrissy khlosey," but clearly the bigger story is the infant mound her fans demand she keep showing off.

While Teigen's probably bouncing because she's so happy with her new hairdo, it's just as likely that the baby inside her natal heap is jamming to John Legend's "P.D.A." Great song.

Fill your craving for more baby-bumping Teigen Instas below.

On Tuesday, Instagram announced some changes to how people will see posts in their feed. Currently, users see posts from friends in chronological order. Instagram will now experiment using an algorithm to customize feeds based on posts and friends that people typically like. It's very similar to how Facebook customizes feeds (Facebook owns Instagram).

That means if you frequently like or comment on pictures from a friend because they always post stellar sunsets, you'll see posts from that friend first. If you ignore pictures of babies and brunch from other friends, the algorithm may actually place those lower in your feed. And if you like pictures from celebrities, there are far too many and good luck with that.

So far, leading tech writers and bloggers are not happy about the change:

Lots of people get mad when their social media changes. But everyone checks that Terms and Conditions box when they sign up, so companies can change their algorithms whenever they please. They can probably also legally take your dog or your car. People should probably read those terms.

Leonardo DiCaprio may have finally won his Best Actor Oscar, but he can't be that good of an actor if he can't play opposite an age-appropriate woman onscreen. The terrifyingly beautiful Olivia Wilde was on The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, and told Stern about the time she was too old to play the wife of somebody nine years older than her.

"I had heard for a part that I was too sophisticated," she said, "I was like, oh, that sounds nice...and then I found out later that they actually said 'old.'"

Wilde joked, "I want to make a translation sheet for Hollywood that's all the feedback your agents give you and what it really means."

If "sophisticated" means "old," then "old" probably means "dead." 

Margot Robbie was later cast in the role, and Wilde clarified on Twitter that she thought she was awesome.

Wilde also clarified that the story has a happy ending:

Still, ageism sucks. If Wilde is vulnerable, what hope remains for other women subject to the passage of time?

Carefully prepare your brain for this puzzle, found by Hello Giggles on someone named Tiziana Vergari's Instagram. At first, you may quickly assume you've figured it all out, but don't jump to conclusions.

Well, at least there's definitely no debate about the color of their dresses. Gold, right? Just kidding.

How many girls are in this photo?

Here's a case for each of those numbers:

Four: The first four girls on the left are all real, then the reflection begins.

Two: The reflection starts with the second girl from the left looking at herself in the mirror.

Three: The girl on the far left looks at herself in the mirror, while the two on the right next to her look at each other.

Too many to count: The human soul cannot be limited by numbers.

The answer (SPOILER: LOOK AWAY IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING) is two.

There are two sisters. And in case you're wondering, they're sitting in a Zara located in Switzerland.

Because she is not a hater, nor a slut-shamer, model and actress Emily Ratajkowski received a lovely bouquet of white roses from Mrs. Kardashian West.

The tweet continues: 

Apparently, Kim K reached out with the bouquet to thank the model for supporting her now-infamous nude selfie as it unfolded all over the Internet.

Ratajkowski shared Kim's thank you note on Twitter and with an even longer caption on Instagram.

The We Are Your Friends actress wrote:

Thank you for the beautiful flowers and note @kimkardashian it's so important that we let women express their sexuality and share their bodies however they choose. "Merely external emancipation has made of the modern woman an artificial being. Now, woman is confronted with the necessity of emancipating herself from emancipation, if she really desires to be free." Emma Goldman

Back to Kanye's boo, her special handwritten note to Ratajkowski reads: "Emily - Hey I wanted to thank you so much for your support last week. I saw your tweets and just think its so powerful when women support other women! So thank you! XO Kim.”

According to Entertainment Online, Kim was referring to Ratajkowski's series of tweets when she called out Piers Morgan. The British journalist tweeted that he would offer to buy clothes for the reality TV star and allegedly stated that it was Kanye not Kim who wrote the bitter tweets against him and a few other celebrities.

On Twitter, the model also called attention to an essay she wrote for Lena Dunham's Lenny newsletter in February. In the essay, she discussed her experience of how she was body-shamed in the past.

The thank you roses probably also have to do with the fact that, a few days after Kim's nude selfie, Ratajkowski also couldn't decide on what clothes to wear.

And not to worry, Ratajkowski legitimately supports Kardashian, and isn't just really indecisive with her clothing the way she is with her food.

She also couldn't decide on what to eat.

Turns out if you publicly defend Kim's nude selfie, she may just send you flowers and a heartwarming note—which you can probably sell on Ebay for millions. 

Romantic movies are a guilty pleasure. Deep down you know they're unrealistic, but that doesn't stop you from dreaming. Just be careful, watching enough chick flicks can make you believe crazy things like you'll be able to afford an apartment in Manhattan or that love is real. You may even start to believe it's OK to break the law. Here are 15 romantic movie storylines that in real life would get you in real trouble.

1. Identity Theft.

Pretending to be someone else is a popular device in rom-coms, but in real life, it's totes illegal, bro. Even if the false identity you provide leads to adorable hijinks like in While You Were Sleeping, this crime carries a maximum penalty of 15 years imprisonment and substantial fines.​

2. Assault and Battery.

Throwing punches to defend a girl's honor is a romantic movie staple. It's macho, hot, and illegal af. The maximum sentence you can receive for a third degree assault charge is one year in jail and possible fines. Luckily the laws don't apply to Bridget Jones Diary, because this fight is the best.

3. Theft.

Did you know stealing something is against the law? People in romantic comedies sure don't seem to. Even the classiest burglary ever, like this one in Breakfast at Tiffany's, could lead to serving a year in jail, community service, or a fine.

4. Prostitution.

Big mistake, huge. Prostitution is not romantic and not legal in most places. If Pretty Woman were real, Julia Roberts could face up to three months in jail and a fine of $500​. Richard Gere would be looking at up to a year in prison, and a fine of $1,000 or more for solicitation. Also, zero chance these two are ending up together, but that's another article altogether.

5. Kidnapping.

Kidnapping seems hella romantic, especially the part where the other person can't get away from you, but actually, it's a serious crime. The punishment for kidnapping, depending on the state, is anywhere from two years to life in prison. So maybe don't take relationship advice from movies like Labor Day where Josh Brolin ties up Kate Winslet and erotically feeds her chili. Of course in the movie they fall in love (probably because chili is the most sensual of foods), but in real life, it would be "bye forever because you're going to jail, a**hole."

6. Impersonating a High School Student.

Movies like Never Been Kissed make us think we could totally pass for a high schooler if we just put on some more colorful clothes and talked a lot about Snapchat, but people who have tried this stunt in real life totally got arrested. The punishment for impersonating a high schooler is a maximum of six months in jail and a $2,500 fine.​ So unless you want to ask your mom for bail money, maybe skip the prom do-over, and just find a hot teacher on Tinder to make out with.

7. Pedestrian violations.

If you want to take a nap in the street while you're out on a date, boy you've got bigger problems than the police issuing you a traffic citation. While this (and everything in The Notebook) seems crazy romantic, in real life it's a misdemeanor offense. It'd cost you in fines and maybe even kill you, which is not worth it because then you won't be able to die when you're old and holding hands.

8. Trespassing.

When Patrick Swayze got fired from his dance instructor job in Dirty Dancing, he was forced to leave the premises. The moment he came back and performed the best ending to a movie ever could very well have gotten him arrested for trespassing.Do you really think Baby would stick by him after he was slapped with a $500 fine and 30 days in jail?

9. Indecent exposure.

Skinny dipping in the moonlight is undoubtedly romantic, however if you get caught, you're likely to face an indecent exposure charge. In most cases, the first indecent exposure conviction subjects you to misdemeanor penalties of up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Luckily in The Vow, they don't get caught, although who would ever punish Channing Tatum for not wearing clothes anyway?

8. Breaking through Airport Security.

Romantic movies have made it a cliche to run past security through the airport to tell someone you love them. It's been done over and over on the big screen, despite how totally illegal it is. If you ever feel so head over heels in love that you want to pull a Love Actually,or God forbid aLiar Liar then get ready to be tazed within an inch of your life and put in federal prison for up to 18 months. Texting, Snapchatting, calling, Facetiming, Facebooking, and carrier pigeon-ing are all less romantic but more legal solutions to saying "Love you, bye."

9. Stalking.

There are lots of movies that make stalking seem romantic, even though in real life the same behaviors would be creep-city. In Twilight, there's a vampire who's over 100 years old and routinely breaking into a high school girl's bedroom to watch her sleep. It's supposed to be sweet, but in reality, this crime would carry up to 90 days in jail. Although if you're immortal, 90 days is probably like, eh, who cares.

10. Public intoxication.

Sorry Hollywood, but public intoxication is a misdemeanor in California. If you're convicted, you may face up to six months in county jail and/or a fine of up to $1,000. That's an even bigger punishment than having to hang out with Katherine Heigl.

11. Disturbing the Peace.

The iconic boom box scene in Say Anything is so romantic even though blasting loud jams like that seriously violates some noise ordinances. Disturbing the peace is a misdemeanor criminal offense. John Cusack could face jail time of up to 90 days and fines of up to $400. SO. WORTH. IT.

12. Drugging someone.

It's illegal to tamper with someone's drink without their knowledge (Attn: Bill Cosby.) When Owen Wilson poisons Bradley Cooper's drink in Wedding Crashers to score some alone time with Rachel McAdams it seems kind of sweet, but it's not. It's a crime. Yes, drugging someone is considered an assault, even if no sexual or other contact occurs. Sorry Owen, you just committed a class B felony that is punishable by imprisonment of up to 10 years.

13. Reckless Driving.

At the end of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Matthew McConaughey races around the streets on a crotch rocket with reckless abandon trying to stop the girl of his dreams from leaving him. (He's never heard of a phone apparently.) However, if this were real life, McConaughey would need to check himself before he wrecks himself, because driving like that could lead to a $300 fine plus up to 30 days in jail for reckless driving.

14. Running on to a Baseball Field.

If you race on to a baseball field during a game, it's a crime, and you will get in trouble. Yes, even if you do it for love. Drew Barrymore in Fever Pitch would be charged with criminal mischief (which is maybe the most adorable-sounding crime). She'd be looking at six months in jail, a $1,000 fine or both. All just to kiss Jimmy Fallon.

15. Murder.

We all know murder is illegal, but Titanic makes it look so romantic. Even if you're like, come on Rose didn't actually murder Jack, just know that Involuntary Manslaughter at both the federal and state level is treated as a felony and usually carries a prison sentence of at least 12 months, plus fines and probation. Sorry Rose, looks like you'll "never let go" of that criminal record.

Think you can still watch rom-coms in jail?

On Tuesday, Ariana Grande stopped by radio talk show"Elvis Duran and the Morning Show" to discuss if any of the celebrity impressions she performed on Saturday Night Live irked the singers she imitated.

In case you missed it, Grande notably belted out several impressions of other famous artists, and all of them were uncanny and impressive:

When asked if any of those impressions offended the other celebs, she mentioned that Celine Dion had a happy and extreme response to Grande's impression of her:

When I met Celine, she told me, she was like, 'When I saw you, I peed!'

There you have it. Ariana Grande can make Celine Dion laugh so hard she pees. She's come a long way from insulting all Americans and licking donuts.

This daring prison escape by two inmates at Quebec's St. Jerome prison is incredible until you learn that the prisoners are Benjamin Hudon-Barbeau, a convicted murderer, and Dany Provencal, an arsonist. Whatever, it's still enthralling. The surfaced video, taken on March 17, 2013 by St. Jerome prison guards, shows the 6-minute jailbreak where a helicopter parks on the prison's roof and successfully carries away both inmates as they hang on to a rope they've tied to their feet.

Yves Galarneau, the prison director, told the Toronto Sun that prison personnel didn't shoot down the helicopter because guards inside the jail aren't armed. So without means to intervene, they caught it all on footage for us to enjoy years later instead.

In a happy ending for the Canadian justice system, the Toronto Sun reports that Hudon-Barbeau and Provencal were found several hours later, likely because it's hard to blend back into society while dangling from a chopper. They certainly deserve an A for effort, but an F for life on the lam.

Have you ever heard the myth that you can’t fold paper in half more than seven times? Some dude with a boss accent decided to test the theory and, boy, the results were not pretty.

The creator of the Hydraulic Press Channel recorded himself folding an A3 piece of paper (that means it's about 11 by 16 inches)—a few times with his hands. Then he used a hydraulic press (a contraption that, um, presses stuff) to forcibly fold the paper. 

Ugh, the darn thing shattered on the seventh fold. So according to the video, the myth still stands and it turns out that paper can’t be folded in half even seven times. Womp.

However, the folks at Mythbusters also took on the paper fold theory and they proved that it’s kinda true? They managed to fold a humongous sheet of paper 11 times with a steam roller. Still, that's not the real thing right? 

Theories: they're always making people explode like that piece of paper.

The SXSW festival brought an influx of people to Austin this year, including Amanda from Chicago, with whom Redditor h_smith matched on Tinder. H_smith, whose real name is Hunter, was so excited to right-swipe Amanda he failed to realize she didn't live in Austin like him and was bound to return home shortly. Unwilling to let their love fade into the abyss of forgotten Tinder conversations, Hunter made a last ditch attempt to keep their romance going through PowerPoint. It's a truly modern romance.

Prior to emailing her the PowerPoint, Hunter tried to persuade Amanda into staying in Austin via Tinder.

When Hunter said he was going to make Amanda a PowerPoint, he delivered with a whole 10 slides.

LEAVING AUSTIN?! WTF

PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT POWERPOINT YOU'LL EVER READ.

"I went to Austin once, came back to Chicago and just hated life."
-You, later today if you get on that flight.

It's not pretty to read is it? Hell, it hurt to type that. I don't want you depressed, no one does.

Ok, maybe an immature ex or whatever does, but this isn't about him is it?

DID YOU KNOW...

• Approximately 50% of Chicago's population is considering moving here?
• This increase is basically due to me moving here in January.
• I'm basically the perfect gentleman.
• I'm an intriguing mix of comedian, slight immaturity, amazing cooking skills, and meme/pop culture references that basically makes me unforgettable.
• You swiped right for a reason.

"BUT HUNTER, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"

• I went over some of that in the previous slide, pay attention.
• You basically get to have the best date of your life.
• I could end up touching your butt.
• ^Seriously, this can't be stated enough^

DID I MENTION I TOOK IN A CAT A LITTLE BIT BEFORE I MOVED TO AUSTIN?

HER NAME IS DALLAS AND I LOVE HER.

OH BUT I'M ALSO A DOG PERSON.

I'M NOT AFRAID TO OPEN UP MY WALLET
I have a Netflix account

REFERENCES

• Best friend since Pre K
• Is one of my roommates
• Other best friend since Kindergarten
• Is my other roommate.

IF THIS ISN'T A TOTAL CASABLANCA MOMENT

Then I don't know what is.

This could be us IRL in an hour.

IF YOU LEAVE, MY CAT WILL GO INTO A SEVERE STATE OF DEPRESSION.

"You know what... This has been life-changing. What is your phone number?!"
-Your mind right now

I'll be happy to give it to you.

Amanda was touched by Hunter's work, and actually sent him a text with a proposal of her own. 

The story ends with both Amanda and Hunter staying in their respective cities which is a bit of a letdown. They're still talking though, so maybe a visit is in the works for one of them. Or neither of them. That's likely, too.

President Obama announced Wednesday morning that Judge Merrick Garland will be the Supreme Court nominee that Senate Republicans will vehemently attempt to defy. Garland is certainly qualified, having served as Chief Justice of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit for eighteen years, and is a product of Harvard Law, just like Elle Woods. 

The White House put together an adorable, tearjerk-y video introducing America to Judge Garland, fierce prosecutor and family man.

Once you've wiped away your tears, here are the Internet's takes on Merrick Garland, all of which is focused on his long career in public service. Just kidding, it's mostly about how weird that name is:

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On Tuesday, Chord Overstreet from Glee posted an Instagram of himself shirtless, and his abs are insane. They are sick. They are so sick they only have like six weeks to live. They are SO COMPLETELY NUTS that people with allergies are warned not to look at them. They actually don't look real. Also, he is wearing a pair of Ellen underwear.

His caption claims the post is for #ToplessTuesday, but it's a lot more likely he's caught a case of Kim Kardashian nude mirror selfie fever. Still, take care of those abs, man, because damn. They are really, really sick. Maybe call a doctor just to be safe.

There are lots of women on Instagram who are really good at this whole beauty thing, but Alaha Majid, a mom in New York City, bested them all by doing an incredibly complicated look while in labor. As in, while a baby was coming out of her. Her pictures ended up going viral, with over 5,000 people liking each of her labor day Instagram photos.

"I was pausing during contractions and picking up where I left off once the contractions passed," Majid said in her Instagram caption, where she also listed the products she used including multiple eyeshadow palettes, foundation, fake eyelashes, a contour kit, pomade and color for eyebrows, several liquid lipsticks, and setting spray.​

People say that giving birth is the hardest thing you will ever do. 

Obviously, lots of commenters on Instagram were like, "damn, girl."

"What settin spray she be using'

"oh my god I love her"

"finna look like this too while I give birth"

"look how good her makeup is oml she literally jus gave birth"

"My god, honestly I respect her, being able to give birth and do makeup likes it nothing. This chicks a soldier. I remember my mum telling me after she had me her aunt told her to put lipstick on and that's the last thing she cared about, I've heard heaps of stories like that. Mad respect girl."

But there were also some critics:

"Damn u must be really insecure about the way you look without makeup... wtff"

"Morons.. The beauty of giving birth is looking back at your pictures and seeing your messy hair and face but a beautiful smile next to your child."

"your mom didn't use an epidural, this chick probably did. There's no way in hell you can apply or even think about makeup while in labor, it's the most excruciating pain you can imagine. I don't respect this chick because her vanity is more important that birthing a baby that isn't drugged. I respect your mother because she put you before her looks."

But Majid has a response to that. "Anyone who has been through labor knows that it’s a waiting game," she said to BuzzFeed. "Of course I made sure my baby was well and healthy. I made sure my doctor was OK with it before proceeding with my makeup application. What I was doing didn’t put my baby at risk and it didn’t interfere with my labor one bit."

"I would actually advise other women to do the same!" she added. "Don’t make yourself miserable during labor, do something you love! As long as your doctor is OK with it, cake that foundation on and enjoy your day!"

Or give birth while stranded in the woods. Every pregnancy is different!