I complete me.

March 13, 2014, 5:01 pm

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This chart illustrates my inability to summarize simple data into words.

March 14, 2014, 5:01 am

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Happy St. Patrick's Day to someone deathly pale enough to be Irish.

March 14, 2014, 7:15 am

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24 Buttons Facebook Needs To Add Immediately

March 14, 2014, 8:45 am

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The only math I'm interested in this Pi Day is how many hours are left before I can start drinking.

March 14, 2014, 9:30 am

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Happy Pi Day to someone with mathematically perfect proportions.

March 14, 2014, 11:19 am

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If anything ever happens to me you're the person designated to clear my browser history.

March 14, 2014, 12:51 pm

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Just a heads up that I have no intention of stabbing you 23 times on the Ides of March.

March 14, 2014, 5:01 pm

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I hope your Ides of March goes better than Caesar's.

March 15, 2014, 5:01 am

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At least your crappy job means you'll never have to worry about your friends assassinating you for it.

March 15, 2014, 6:01 am

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I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs.

March 16, 2014, 5:01 am

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This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.

March 17, 2014, 5:01 am

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Happy St. Patrick's Day to someone who finally has a reasonable explanation for being drunk at work on a Monday.

March 17, 2014, 7:48 am

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May your St. Patrick's Day celebration be as enjoyable as the St. Patrick's Day celebrations you've been attending for the past week.

March 17, 2014, 8:19 am

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Let's drink until bagpipes sound good.

March 17, 2014, 8:26 am

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What The Shade Of Green You're Wearing Says About You

March 17, 2014, 9:20 am

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You seem awfully afraid of gays for a guy wearing a skirt and no underwear.

March 17, 2014, 10:08 am

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Here's to gays someday having the right to walk arm-in-arm down a piss-soaked street with violent blacked-out homophobes.

March 17, 2014, 11:02 am

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Happy St. Patrick's Day to someone I'm shocked hasn't been reported to HR for pinching people.

March 17, 2014, 12:35 pm

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Your green kale detox smoothie has brought shame upon your ancestors this St. Patrick's Day.

March 17, 2014, 1:03 pm

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