Ariel Winter is going to bat for Kim Kardashian again, saying that she's "promoting body positivity" in an interview on the Australian radio show Kyle and Jackie O on Wednesday. The Modern Family actor, who is a veteran of a lot of generally unwanted body scrutiny, previously defended Kardashian on Twitter when Kim first posted her world-changing nude selfie.
(Writer's note: It doesn't seem as if people were "body shaming" Kardashian as much as just wondering why she tweeted a picture of herself naked. No judgment!)
I think she's promoting body positivity. You know, young girls being able to express that they don't have a stick-thin body – they're curvy … Stick-thin bodies are amazing, you know, those girls are amazing, too, but I think that everybody's body would be celebrated no matter what it is and I think that it's great that she's so comfortable with herself and that she's able to post out there what she wants to and post and if she wants to post a nude selfie, she can … I really decided to stand up for [Kardashian] because I thought it was so ridiculous.
Of course, some people would say it's "ridiculous" to claim that Kim Kardashian represents body positivity. But Ariel Winter is only 18 years old, so cut her some slack. When you were 18 you probably drank Schnapps and thought U2 was a good band.
Courtney Adamo is a mother of four and avid traveler who shares her experiences on her blog and Instagram account. A recent photo from that account has attracted the most desperate sort of trolls, The Sun reported. In mid-March, Adamo shared a photo of her wrists to subtly promote Daniel Wellington watches.
A slice of beef bearing the image of Satan could have everyone in Mexico rushing to the nearest confessional booth and atoning for their carnivorous sins. The news outlet El Metichon posted a photo of the demonic meat someone found in the Mexican state Baja California Sur. It's believed to have come from SuKarne, the country's largest meat processor. Or could it be cut straight from the flesh of El Chupacabra itself?
The Huffington Post reports that it is currently unknown whether the devil beef has been eaten, sold, or sent to the Vatican for Pope Francis to exorcize himself.
Sometimes very famous celebrities do very terrible things that people are quick to forget. Meltdowns and odd remarks on social media are always front and center, but several celebrities' attempts at a music career are easily forgotten.
A traditional attempt at a music career often included a music video, so these efforts are now immortalized for our listening horror. Some of their musical tastes will surprise you.
1. Lindsay Lohan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lTMVCk1MGo
Lindsay Lohan released the album Speak in 2004. She also released a single from the album called "Rumors," which is transparently about partying and being mad that the paparazzi followed her around. Interestingly, she went to the club a lot in 2004, even though she still wasn't 21.
2. Scarlett Johannson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LTTl3-og7A
Scarlett Johannson released the album Anywhere I Lay My Head in 2008. Homegirl has a ridiculously low singing voice.
9021—noooooooo. Brian Austin Green released One Stop Carnival in 1996. Pretty clever of him to go with alter-ego "Brian Green" instead of "Brian Austin Green."
5. Kobe Bryant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl_WkTiH6-Q
Kobe's debut album, Visions, was supposed to be released in 2000. It was never produced after the first single. Thankfully that whole basketball thing worked out.
6. Kim Kardashian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHp7sq1Tzn0
Kim Kardashian used to move her eyes and her mouth outside the realm of selifes, and she released a the single "Jam (Turn it Up)" in 2011. She was a rising star, but by no means as pervasive in media or headlines as she is now. Not even auto-tuning could save her voice in this song. Not surprisingly, the beginning of the video focuses exclusively on her butt.
7. Russell Crowe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjiOHMIxk2o
Russell Crowe is great at acting, being an asshole, and that's it.
8. Heidi Montag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHZYGrC40Ko
The Hills actress tried singing once, which for her was really just rolling around in a bikini. While this is technically her music video, it could also be a clip from The Bachelorette or a diet pill commercial.
8. Eddie Murphy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8
"Whatzupwitu," the 1993 single by Eddie Murphy featuring Michael Jackson, is indeed a busted song, but is most notable for it's music video. The production quality looks like they sang karaoke at the mall in front of a green screen. Interestingly, Murphy's first attempt at a singing career was successful. "Party All the Time," released in 1985, reached number two on the Billboard Top 100.
9. Carmen Electra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcL8-Ccynok
Long before she dated Dennis Rodman, Carmen Electra was an apprentice of Prince. Her self-titled album, Carmen Electra, was released in 1993. Now she sticks mostly to acting, including a recent appearance in 2-Headed Shark Attack. Yep, that's a real movie. It also starred Hulk Hogan's daughter, Brooke Hogan.
10. Brooke Hogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzUpXzV0scg
Brooke Hogan released the album Undiscovered in 2006. Not once in the video does she rip open a yellow tank top. That's a missed opportunity, Brooke.
11. Gwyneth Paltrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HaoZ73wWg
A little known fact about Gwyneth Paltrow is that she produces and stars in movies just so she can have a chance to release a soundtrack and sing. This song, "Cruisin'," is a duet with Huey Lewis from the movie Duets. Her musiccareer never took off, so she'll have to stick with giving dangerous healthcare advice on her lifestyle site GOOP.
12. Honey Boo Boo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqvgoPMd7d8
Dare you to listen to this all the way through. Go ahead, try it.
13. Tyra Banks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Ue7kiPHYE
Tyra Banks released "Shake Ya Body" in 2004. Nothing came of it, but Banks has plenty to fall back on. She also happens to be a great sport about laughing at her past self.
Steven Segal is a 7th Dan black belt in Aikido and a yellow belt in guitar.
15. Jada Pinkett Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regofIzNFvE
Huh. Long before Jada Pinkett Smith boycotted the Oscars, she had a heavy metal band called Wicked Wisdom. They sounded an awful lot like Evanescence. They also opened for Britney Spears, which seems like a very odd coupling.
16. Ricky Gervais
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhSqmfRTfY
Comedian and controversial awards show host Ricky Gervais was in a pop group called Seona Dancing. They were founded in 1983, and everything about their video looks very much like 1983.
Let this be a lesson to celebrities—you can't always be a triple-threat. Or even a double-threat. Even though their music careers never went anywhere, there's plenty of work to be found in modeling, reality TV, and B movies.
That Batman v Superman movie that's been desperately trying to pump up audiences for months is finally out, and it's received somewhat negative reviews. As of now, the Rotten Tomatoes score is sitting at an ugly 30%.
The two stars, Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill, are still busy promoting the movie and recently sat down with Yahoo!, where the interviewer brought up those bad reviews. Affleck looked less than thrilled at the change in topic. A viewer picked up on his sad mug and edited the interview into a perfect creation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
"I agree," says Affleck, after Cavill pontificates for a significant portion of Simon & Garfunkel's The Sound of Silence. Even more poignant than sad Bill Murray.
Here's the unedited interview, if you want to listen to Henry Cavill bullshit for 30 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OGe7l-WPQ
Did anyone only hear "I'm a pretty man?" To be fair, Cavill is largely right. On opening night alone, the movie made $27 million dollars—just over 10 percent of its budget. Despite the mixed reviews, people are still going to see the movie.
The anxiety of paying your rent at the end of the month may be quelled by the shiny new selection of exciting movies and television shows coming to Netflix. On April 1st, you’ll be able to revisit your favorite dystopian nightmare: A Clockwork Orange, along with other classics such as: Sunset Boulevard, Boogie Nights, and Mystic River.
To celebrate her graduation day, one college student took part in a photo shoot and engaged in some classic graduation poses: standing confidently while holding her cap and then jumping in the air and throwing it. Unfortunately, the latter pose didn't work out the way she planned.
According to BuzzFeed, Valdosta State University student Chelsea Whitfield broke her foot after doing the traditional "jump for joy" pose—it took only 10 minutes for the photo shoot to turn medical. She broke her foot coming down from the jump. “I’d been preparing for this shoot for forever,” she told the website.
Seriously though, why does everyone have to jump in photos?
The sequence of events on the worst graduation day ever.
The photo collage (above) was posted by Whitfield's boyfriend, Reddit user Typic0le on Monday. The third photo in the collage, you see her chilling on the stairs (with her broken foot) and a police officer standing nearby. In the fourth photo, the student is wearing more casual clothing and sitting on a wheelchair. In the last image, it looks like she's chugging an entire bottle of wine because that's what bosses do when graduation goes wrong.
Despite breaking your foot on what should've been a completely joyous day, congratulations Whitfield! Apparently, taking perfect graduation photos can be just as difficult as getting your college diploma.
Celebrities: they're just like us, except they're rich, famous, and can get away with crimes (just ask OJ). These eight celebs famously served out a much shorter sentence than what the judge initially ordered for them. Some of them barely served any time at all. And in a strange coincidence, many of them went to the big house around the same time: the late '00s. It's like going to jail was the cool thing to do then, along with wearing big sunglasses and Juicy Couture.
Nicole Richie, 82 minutes
The coyest of coy mugshots.
Before completing her transition from inexplicably famous hot mess to inexplicably famous stylish starlet, Richie was sentenced to a four-day stay at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, following a DUI arrest. She served 82 minutes, which is 80 minutes longer than the average human being can stand watching The Simple Life. The sheriff's policy—which has helped out many celebs—was to release non-violent females sentenced to 30 days or less within 12 hours of their arrival.
Michelle Rodriguez, 4 hours 20 minutes
Rodriguez in 2006, obviously, because when else would that outfit work?
Chances are that if a celebrity got arrested in the 2000s, it was for a DUI. Such was the case for Michelle Rodriguez in 2006. She spent what was basically a long lunch in jail after violating the probation she received following a DUI. Rodriguez's original sentence was for 60 days.
Michelle Rodriguez, 18 days
Rodriguez's bangs are really working for her in this mugshot.
After violating her probation by drinking while sporting an alcohol monitor, as well as neglecting to complete her community service, Michelle Rodriguez returned to jail for a 180-day sentence. She served a total of 18 days at the popular Lynwood prison, due to overcrowding.
Khloé Kardashian, 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnhMFa2p10
Following a DUI that was well-documented on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, a then 23-year-old Khloé was served with a 30-day sentence. After arriving at the jail with her selfie-taking sister Kim in tow, Khloé stuck around for all of three hours—actually, a few minutes shy of three hours.
Paris Hilton, 3 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QImt3SfLwU
Paris Hilton, the OG reality show starlet and former Kim Kardashian BFF (let us never forget what she hath wrought upon us), famously called jail her home for three days, a far cry from the 45 days she was sentenced to. Hilton's emotional stay was shortened because she had a rash. She was all ready to serve the rest of her term at home, until the judge intervened.
Paris Hilton, 18 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng0kFHwNc_k
The judge decided Hilton shouldn't get special treatment, and sent Hilton back to jail. In the end, Hilton served about half of her sentenced time, and gleefully pranced out of person in a green jacket. It was an exciting time in American media.
Charles Barkley, 36 hours
Barkley in 2009, probably moist-eyed over that time he didn't get oral.
In the late '00s, it wasn't just the ladies who were getting drunk and driving around. Former basketball player Charles Barkley spent less than two days at Tent City in Arizona, following a DUI arrest after driving past a stop sign. Barkley was reportedly eager to make it to his destination because a woman in the car was going to go down on him. Barkley—who was lucky enough to have his own tent at the Phoenix prison—was sentenced to 10 days in 2009. He was released after agreeing to partake in an alcohol treatment program.
Lindsay Lohan, 84 minutes
Lohan at the start of her mugshot career.
2007 marked the beginning of Lindsay Lohan's many, many, very many public issues. After her second DUI arrest of the year (Lohan was driving with a suspended license and carrying cocaine), she received a four-day sentence in jail. Because she had already served time following her arrest and agreed to community service, Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail. Hardly seems worth the effort.
Lindsay Lohan, 13 days
Lohan perfecting her bored courtroom stare before surrendering herself.
After violating her probation by missing required classes, Lohan spent 13 days at jail in 2010, instead of her full 90-day sentence. Immediately after her release, Lohan entered a court-mandated rehab program which did not seem to do the trick.
Lindsay Lohan, 4.5 hours
A new hairstyle for a new day in court.
After once again violating her probation by missing court-appointed meetings and community service, Lohan was sent back to the Lynwood jail in 2011. Maybe she liked the place? The judge handed the 25-year-old actress a 300-day sentence, but gave the OK for Lohan to serve 30 days. Due to the ever-so-useful excuse of overcrowding, Lohan ended up in jail for about four-and-a-half hours.
Lindsay Lohan, 0 hours
Between all her arrests and bookings, Lohan has learned how to work the mugshot camera.
Despite pleading guilty to stealing a necklace from a jewelry store, and all her previous probation violations, Lohan managed to completely avoid jail following a 2011 sentencing. What was initially a 120-day sentence magically became five weeks of home arrest—against the judge's wishes. In 2013, Lohan similarly avoided jail for probation violations by agreeing to enter rehab yet again. In 2015, Lohan's probation for all her legal troubles finally ended, after what felt like forever.
Zsa Zsa Gabor, 3 days
Zsa Zsa, being totally fabulous decades before realizing slapping a cop is a bad idea.
In 1990, way before TMZ was filming celebrities, famous actress Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a policeman on a motorcycle. The then 72-year-old checked into a "weekend jail program," according to the LA Times, which cost her $85 a day. Swanky.
Mike Tyson, 1 day
Tyson in 2007 with his face tattoo, because he has that. Forever.
If you're a male athlete, Arizona is the place to go and drive wasted. Following a 2007 arrest for felony cocaine possession and a DUI, Mike Tyson served his full 24-hour sentence at Tent City, where Charles Barkley would be visiting in a few years. This was Tyson's second stint in prison: he served three years for rape in 1992.
Martha Stewart, 5 months
Stewart, happily wearing an ironically orange coat while beginning her home arrest.
The inimitable Martha Stewart notoriously had a little vacation at a resort known as Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, West Virginia. Unlike so many other celebrities, Martha Stewart served her full sentence for lying about a stock sale—five months inside and five months on home arrest. During her time in West Virginia from 2004-2005, Stewart went by the nickname M. Diddy and spent her time doing yoga and crocheting. If you're going to go to jail, you want to go to Stewart's old stomping grounds.
Then again, hitting up the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California sounds like a good bet. With all the overcrowding they have there, it's likely your stint would be over in the same time it takes to watch all of Lindsay Lohan's successful movies from the last ten years.
On Friday morning, the East Coast awoke to some shocking, stomach-churning news. The National Enquirer tabloid claims to have the scoop from a "Washington insider" that Ted Cruz is hiding "five different mistresses." As in, Cruz has had sexual intercourse. Multiple times. And the booger-eater has received—and might even have given—sexual pleasure to a lover.
The National Enquirer is by no means a reputable publication, but they do specialize in affairs. While the rumor is unconfirmed, Twitter immediately began trending the #CruzSexScandal hashtag, making jokes to cope with the disturbing mental images.
In a March 9 interview, Sports Illustratedmodel Jessica White spilled some secrets (and a little nipple) to Bikini.com's Rob Shuter and Ellie Lee about her modeling career, her relationship with Nick Cannon, and the importance of the size of a man's package. You know, just a regular, normal interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LG9EjBSyg
White, who described her style as "Pocahontas meets Apollonia," also said that one time while doing squats, she got a little too into it, and had to excuse herself to go to the bathroom. "Jessica, I think you just told us you had an orgasm while working out," Stuter said to White. "I did!," she replied, "and that's when I realized my body was bigger than me." Well, that's certainly not a bad way to get yourself to go to the gym.
The floor has dropped out from under the comedy world after the passing of legendary writer and stand-up comedian Garry Shandling yesterday, and dozens of celebrity friends and fans have already expressed their shared grief online. Now, Conan O'Brien and Jessica Seinfeld (wife of Seinfeld's Seinfeld) have released their own tributes to the late, great, and highly-influential comic.
Conan dedicated the entire monologue of his TBS talk show to talk about how Shandling helped him through NBC's infamous 2010 Tonight Show debacle, which took a heavy toll on O'Brien's emotional and spiritual well-being. The story culminates with O'Brien and Shandling laying on a Hawaiian beach and watching the sunset together, an incredibly romantic scene which just happened to reflect a classic segment starring the two from Conan's turn hosting the Emmys years earlier in 2002.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMsVfEqLFiI
Jessica Seinfeld posted her own testament to Shandling's universal lovability on Instagram with a screenshot of Shandling and her husband laughing together while shooting a recent episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, which bore the retroactively unfortunate title of "It's Great That Garry Shandling's Still Alive."
Nowadays, it seems like nothing freaks people out more than a breastfeeding mother. There appears to be a never-ending stream of stories about shaming breastfeeding moms into feeding their children in dark, secluded corners where no one can lay eyes on them. Well, this is another one of those stories. A Pennsylvania mother named Emily Locke was breastfeeding her son while attending a wedding at the Western Reserve Historical Society when an employee approached her and said "you aren't allowed to do that here." She wrote about the ordeal on her Facebook page, and the post has since been shared over 16,000 times.
This past weekend I was in my sisters wedding. It was a beautiful day darkened by one situation. While taking pictures...
This past weekend I was in my sisters wedding. It was a beautiful day darkened by one situation. While taking pictures at the Western Reserve Historical Society, I took a break to nurse my 9 month old baby. Not long after I began, I was approached by a woman who told me "you aren't allowed to do that here." I responded that I was actually legally allowed to nurse my child. She said it was against the museum policy and I had to stop. I refused and she said she would have to get her manager. I said I would be happy to speak with her manager. Moments later I was approached by a young woman. She said I would have to move and they had a private area where I could "do that" I said I was fine where I was, and told her that legally I could nurse my child where ever I was permitted to be. (I wanted to be near where my family and other two children were posing for the pictures. I truly did not have time to stop the feeding and move to another location even if I wanted to.) She then told it was a family museum. I explained this is a family moment. She then told me she was just trying to protect the innocent children. I was pretty shocked. I think I responded with a blank stare, considering the place was nearly empty and the only innocent children around were my children, and also, I was nursing a child not walking around topless. She stared at me for a moment and said "I guess there is nothing I can do then." I said "I guess not" and she walked away while I finished nursing my son.
Locke and her son look pretty as a picture that might be hanging in the very museum—and wouldn't be too out of place, either. According to The Western Reserve Historical Society catalog, there are plenty of paintings, statues and prints of nude women in the museum. The museum later apologized to Locke and posted this on their Facebook page:
We do not nor have we ever had a policy that prohibits a mother from feeding her child. We have contacted the mother...
We do not nor have we ever had a policy that prohibits a mother from feeding her child. We have contacted the mother directly and issued an apology which she has accepted. We do not condone the incident and are taking steps to retrain our entire staff.
Although Locke accepted the apology, hundreds of people still poorly reviewed the museum on their Facebook page after hearing the story. Hell hath no fury like women finding out that someone was told they can't breastfeed in public!
Luckily, it looks like no children were corrupted by the sight of Locke's breast.
Sarah Bramblette recently wrote an open letter to a drunken clown who publicly commented on her weight. Bramblette is overweight, though it has nothing to do with what or how much she eats: she lives with lipedema, which causes her body to create an excess of fat. Despite her appearance, she leads a very healthy lifestyle, but this stranger felt he had to approach her, for her sake:
You stumbled to my table and begged me to stop eating, telling me I was killing myself with food.
That would be an incredibly distasteful thing to say to anyone, and Bramblette starts to explain her medical condition. But then she stops, because it doesn't really matter what the reason is:
I do not owe you or anyone else an explanation for my weight, nor should I have to prove I’m healthy. I was just trying to have dinner with a friend. I’m just trying to live my life — a life already complicated by a chronic medical condition. I do not need it complicated even further by being shamed by strangers.
Zero f**ks given.
She ended with another jab about how loaded this guy was:
Save your liver, and I’ll save myself.
Simply put, worry about yourself.
As for what the guy is up to now, he's probably severely drunk, trying to have a serious conversation with an inanimate object he's confused for a person.
Which object would this drunk guy confuse for a person?
On Friday, Israeli model Bar Refaeli, who is currently five months pregnant with her first child with husband Adi Ezra, posted a selfie on Instagram of herself sunbathing in a bikini, captioned "My girl craved some vitamin D." Bikini, check. Sunhat, check. Lounge chair, check. The only thing missing from the picture is basically any indication that she's actually five months pregnant.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYU0qXsUVL/
Wow, this model is actually trying to look fat and she can't pull it off. Unless she's planning on giving birth to a string bean, she'll probably start showing eventually. But pregnancies come in all sizes and shapes, so who knows. Maybe the vitamin D will move things along.
It's almost April, so if you're like many people around the US, you're putting your winter coat into storage, dusting off your cargo shorts, and getting in a spring mood. But just when you were glad to finally be rid of the shackles of bitter winter, here's a video to make you wish the snow would return. That's right—it's Bjorn the Husky puppy.
This video was posted to Instagram by Tim the Tooth Ninja, a dog-loving Alaskan with a photographic eye for pooches at their coolest. Take a look at this pic of Bjorn and his buddy Henry in their awesome shades:
Hilary Duff—forever Lizzie McGuire and currently starring on the "wait, this show is actually good, how is this show good?" TV Land series Younger—is a pretty, pretty lady. That's how she managed to ~steal~ Aaron Carter away from Lindsay Lohan back in the early 2000s! But the makeup-free selfie she posted to Instagram is a little too pretty. How does someone without makeup look so perfect and hippie-ish and free of all pores? Damn her to hell.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDXTh69NTYS/
She does write "#thankgodforfilters" in the caption for the selfie, as if that's supposed to make any f*cking mortal feel better about themselves.
It is a well-documented fact that grown men will weep like little babies upon learning that their bloodline's been extended. YouTuber Sean Sullivan caught his own father's reaction to his pregnancy announcement on camera, which shows the soon-to-be grandfather regressing back into an infant-like adorability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCv-qg0fXKQ
The new grandpa's facial expressions clearly spell out every beat of his mind processing the information:
Oh. A Build-a-Bear. Not really what I wanted for my birthday, but this is OK.Smile, act like you enjoyed getting a stuffed animal instead of Band of Brothers on Blu-Ray, the one thing you asked for.Wait. What did this thing that is not Band of Brothers on Blu-Ray say?It called me grandpa. I have no grandchildren. I am not a grandfather. Wow...Sean truly, truly botched this gift. He is a thoughtless, uncaring boy.And now they are laughing. I am genuinely shocked that my family would disrespect me like this.Give Sean the look, let him know you are overwhelmed by sadness.Oh—they're having a baby. How wonderful! I am now overwhelmed by joy.
When you think of airport-wear, you think of comfortable clothing like hoodies, sweatpants, slip-on shoes, etc. That’s because you’re just a human. Celebrities, however, are a different breed. They’re accustomed to looking fabulous on-screen, and when they don’t have makeup artists, costume designers, and hair-stylists, they tend to overcompensate by overdressing—just a tad.
Someone call the TSA, because it should be a crime to dress like this:
1. Vanessa Hudgens.
Channeling her 18th century colonial woman stance.
2. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
The hipster quota is officially filled at the airport.
3. Zoë Kravitz.
Wait, here comes another hipster.
4. Taylor Swift.
The airline should charge her for those oversized heels.
5. Beyoncé.
Queen does what Queen wants.
6. Daniel Radcliffe.
Bloody hell Harry, leave the pinstripe suit at home.
7. Emma Watson.
Classy little ferret aren't you, Hermoine?
8. Victoria Beckham.
Someone call David Beckham to bail Victoria out of this outfit.
9. Kim Kardashian.
She stole your grandma's Versace and wore it to the airport.
10. Jessica Alba.
No Honey, no.
11. Kendall Jenner.
She'd probably press the flight attendant button to ask for a designer blanket.
12. Pharrell Williams.
Too much ice for the metal detector.
13. Selena Gomez.
She may run into Biebs, who knows.
14. Miranda Kerr.
Is there a pool party in first class?
15. Paris Hilton.
Outfit inspired by the luxurious white table cloth from the Hilton.
Add overdressing at the airport to the list of horrific things celebrities ever committed.
Having an embarrassing middle name can be enough to make you curse your parents forever, but luckily, it's a secret that's fairly easy to keep between you and the fine folks at the DMV. Unless you're a celebrity—then, of course, you have no secrets. Even if you change your name to something jazzy, like Elton John, Google will still go ahead and let everyone know your birth certificate says "Reginald Kenneth Dwight." Here are 15 of the most embarrassing middle names haunting your favorite celebrities.
1. Richard Tiffany Gere
"Dick" is short for Richard, and that's STILL not the worst thing about his name.
2. Adele: Laurie Blue
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins went from four names to just one.
3. Kate Garry Hudson
When Kate was born her parents were like, "Well, she's bald and has a dad-bod, let's name her Garry." (It was actually her uncle's name.)
4. Nicolas Cage: Kim
Nicolas Kim Cage was born Nicolas Kim Coppola. Why he kept his middle name is something even Snoopy wearing a vest can't figure out.
5. Tina Fey: Stamatina
Stamatina sounds like a lyric from Bohemian Rhapsody, but it's actually where "Tina" came from. (Her real first name is Elizabeth.)
6. Hugh Grant: John Mungo
That's right. Say it out loud, "HUGH-MUNGO!"
7. Courtney Cox: Bass
That fishy middle name just makes her even more of a "catch." (HAHA GET IT?!)
8. Ben Affleck: Géza
You weren't looking for another reason to hate Ben Affleck, but here's one anyway.
9. Matt Damon: Paige
Growing up in Boston with a name like that, it's a pretty safe bet that little Mattie Paige got some serious beatdowns.
10. Angelina Jolie: Jolie
Voight is her original last name. Nothing is real. (Probably not even those lips.)
11. Kiefer Sutherland: William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus
Hey buddy, save some middle names for the rest of us!
11. Hilary Duff: Erhard
Erhard? Ermahgerd girl.
12. Charlie Sheen: Irwin
Charlie Irwin Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estevez. Can't believe he didn't change his middle name to "Winning!"
13. Rihanna: Rihanna
What's a bigger shock: that her real first name is Robyn, or that her hand looks 100 years old in this picture?
14. Daniel Craig: Wroughten
What a Wroughten egg!
15. Leonardo DiCaprio: Wilhelm
Not Michelangelo or Donatello? Not even Italian? WTF.
16. Ciara: Princess
How sick would it be to find out her real father was Prince?
17. J.K. Rowling: Nothing
Joanne Rowling has NO middle name. That "K" stands for jack freakin' squat.
18. Quincy Jones: Delight
His parents really screwed up by making his first name "Quincy" and not "Tasty."
19. Jennifer Lawrence: Shrader
J-Law has a quirky middle name. Guess who just got a lot more lovable.
20. Zach Galifianakis: Knight
The bearded Knight rises.
21. Hulk Hogan: Gene
That shirt would be a lot cooler if it said, "Terry Gene's Rules."
