Here's something that is delicious and weird and cool and kind of creepy: people are molding Jello into the shapes of plastic beverage containers, putting labels and caps on the Jello, and then slicing them up for fun and for eating. Like many other mesmerizing parts of the Internet, it's better explained by watching.

You can slice up a gallon of milk:

Or a can of Coke:

Or pretty much anything else that comes in a plastic container:

Any of these things would make a weird and delightful April Fool's Day joke. You can serve slices of bottled water at your office!

Pitch Perfect star Anna Kendrick is really funny, in real life and on Twitter. Tweeting jokes is nothing new for her. On March 28 she tweeted:

Among however many other replies she got was one from The Twilight Saga's Kellan Lutz, who responded:

Is that cute or creepy? Both? Maybe it depends on if they follow each other. Either way, she has yet to respond, probably because she's too busy doing something awesome and being effortlessly adorable while doing it.

Abbie Rodgers is an Indiana photographer who specializes in newborn photo shoots, which means she has seen a lot of cute babies in her day. And, according to Bored Panda, a lot of babies going to the bathroom. "It happens a lot especially during newborn shoots because they are naked for a lot of the time," she said. Never, however, has Rodgers ever captured a baby in the act—until now.

During her photo shoot with the Carlson family in early March, Jeff and Farren's newborn baby decided to urinate at the exact right (or totally wrong) moment.

No, that is not a stock image, though it maybe should be because Jeff and Farren's faces are too good. It's a little strange that they're so surprised, as this is their third son and surely the older two peed at inconvenient moments all the time.

Despite the baby's attempts to put a halt to the proceedings, the Carlson family managed to get a decent picture or two in.

Little baby Carlson contentedly napped once he emptied out his bladder.

When will people learn that you need a diaper for the photo shoot?

The Obamas celebrated their final White House Easter with a bang—and a Bey. Both of America's First Families were in attendance at the 138th annual White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday, with Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy Carter doubling down on the cuteness. The Egg Roll takes place on the Monday after Easter every year, and the central event is a race where children push an egg through the grass with a spoon.

Blue Ivy donned an adorable Easter Bunny ensemble.

Even Elmo was impressed by the ears.

But it's the fluffy white coat that makes the ensemble.

Beyoncé also got in the game by rocking an intense coat.

Marsai Martin, Diane on Blackish, got to experience the Easter miracle of their presence.

Other celebrities at the Easter Egg Roll included Idina Menzel, who was starstruck meeting Sunny and Bo Obama.

Plus a whole bunch of minions.

And Chloe and Halle, who also performed.

While the kids were having a blast, it looks like Barack and Michelle Obama had the best time out of everyone, because they got to let out their inner "Wild Things."

It remains a mystery who will host next year's Easter Egg Roll. When you vote in November, please consider who would be likely to throw the best party.

In an interview on Australian talk show Studio 10, Melissa Etheridge revealed that she and her then-partner Julie Cypher actually passed on having good friend Brad Pitt be the sperm donor for their two children, Bailey and Beckett, in the nineties.

To clarify: she said no to having Brad Pitt's babies. Even people who are not attracted to men can see that Pitt is a fine specimen of manhood: handsome, kind, smart (well, handsome and kind at least)—he's the Golden retriever you want in your kennel, so to speak.

But after giving it some serious consideration, Etheridge decided to go with friend and fellow musician David Crosby of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. It wasn't that Pitt wasn't good enough. Etheridge explained: “. . . I looked and I saw how badly he wanted children and I thought, ‘I don’t want to share this with someone who really, badly wants children because my children don’t need another parent—they have two.'”

David Crosby, on the other hand, already had a wife and kids to occupy him.

Pitt's offering to be the sperm donor was totally unselfish and Etheridge declining because she knew how hard it might be for him was maybe even more unselfish. Wow, celebrities being friends and being nice to each other. Great job, everyone.

But if you had to choose a sperm donor, who would it be? 

Bachelor parties often evoke visions of strippers, drinking, and one last wild night with your best guy friends before taking the plunge into married life. For one Norwegian bachelor, his party was replaced with a two hour prank at his expense that ended with a plunge into a shallow kiddie pool. 

Ah, that's what friends are for.

The original video, uploaded to YouTube in 2013, was captioned with this:

This Norwegian grooms biggest fear is height and he especially bungee jump and parachuting was the two main things he did not want to do on his bachelor party.. After two hours with a blindfold he was ready..

Two hours of being blindfolded thinking you were going to face your biggest fear, and you actually just land face down in a foot and a half of water. 

You would think that the groom-to-be would be pissed that his friends carried out a long and stressful prank in place of throwing him a proper party, but it looks like he was so happy to be on solid ground that he didn't care. 

Spring is finally here. What better way is there to celebrate the warm weather and all the possibilities it brings than by laughing at unfortunate souls whose days were ruined by their smartphones' autocorrect feature? Luckily, the devious imps at Damn You Autocorrect have sorted out the funniest texting disasters of the past month.

1. All introverts love meth.

2. Damn hemorrhoids. Is there no relief?

3. It's great to share an interest with your in-laws.

4. The Secret Service would be interested in this one.

5. What the heel is going on here?

6. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

7. Don't you hate when the kids get burnt?

8. A lesser-known homophobic stereotype.

9. These dealerships always try to push the optional features on you.

10. Sounds like the evening could have been nicer.

11. Seriously though, how do you make that?

12. Shouldn't it go in the freezer?

13. This isn't even an autocorrect. This person was fishing.

Actor and writer Wentworth Miller, who first gained fame on Prison Break and is now being cool on Legends of Tomorrow, recently stared down his former selves in an Internet meme that brought back lots of memories.

It's one of those standard "wow, (s)he was hot, now (s)he's fat!!!" memes, which, as you might guess, hurt people's feelings.

When you break out of prison and find out about McDonald's monopoly...

43-year-old Miller wrote a Facebook post in response to the meme that initially popped on up his Facebook feed via the site LAD Bible. In his post, Miller thoughtfully explains that he was suicidal at the time of the "fat" photo and that this body shaming meme adds nothing to the world.

Today I found myself the subject of an Internet meme. Not for the first time.

This one, however, stands out from the rest.

In 2010, semi-retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile for a number of reasons.

First and foremost, I was suicidal.

This is a subject I've since written about, spoken about, shared about.

But at the time I suffered in silence. As so many do. The extent of my struggle known to very, very few.

Ashamed and in pain, I considered myself damaged goods. And the voices in my head urged me down the path to self-destruction. Not for the first time.

I've struggled with depression since childhood. It's a battle that's cost me time, opportunities, relationships, and a thousand sleepless nights.

In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/distraction. And I turned to food. It could have been anything. Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one thing I could look forward to. Count on to get me through. There were stretches when the highlight of my week was a favorite meal and a new episode of TOP CHEF. Sometimes that was enough. Had to be.

And I put on weight. Big f--king deal.

One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a friend, we crossed paths with a film crew shooting a reality show. Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling. They took my picture, and the photos were published alongside images of me from another time in my career. "Hunk To Chunk." "Fit To Flab." Etc.

My mother has one of those "friends" who's always the first to bring you bad news. They clipped one of these articles from a popular national magazine and mailed it to her. She called me, concerned.

In 2010, fighting for my mental health, it was the last thing I needed.

Long story short, I survived.

So do those pictures.

I'm glad.

Now, when I see that image of me in my red t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded of my struggle. My endurance and my perseverance in the face of all kinds of demons. Some within. Some without.

Like a dandelion up through the pavement, I persist.

Anyway. Still. Despite.

The first time I saw this meme pop up in my social media feed, I have to admit, it hurt to breathe. But as with everything in life, I get to assign meaning. And the meaning I assign to this/my image is Strength. Healing. Forgiveness.

Of myself and others.

If you or someone you know is struggling, help is available. Reach out. Text. Send an email. Pick up the phone. Someone cares. They're waiting to hear from you. Much love. - W.M

Amazingly, LAD Bible responded to Miller. Their Facebook apology was almost but not quite as lovely because Miller kind of has a way with words.

Wentworth Miller,

We posted two pictures of you last night to our Facebook page, but today we want to say we’ve got this very, very wrong. Mental health is no joke or laughing matter.

We certainly didn’t want to cause you pain by reminding you of such a low point in your life. Causing distress and upset to innocent or vulnerable people is simply not acceptable.

TheLADbible continues to cover how prevalent mental health issues are among our audience, as well as the damaging stigma that surrounds such matters.

We applaud your raw honesty and promise to now cover such matters in the responsible manner that our audience expects.

Responding head-on to our post is something we applaud as it will help others through similar challenges in their lives.

Once again, we got this very wrong, and we wanted to say sorry.

TheLADbible team

The silver lining to this story is that everyone knows Wentworth Miller is doing much better and is on Legends of Tomorrow as Captain Cold. 

Kim Kardashian has no idea who Turkey's Mert Alas, 17, is, but judging by her Twitter photos you'd think they hang out all the time. BuzzFeed News reports that the teenager has repeatedly been tagged in photos Kim has taken with her photographer friend, Mert Alas, 45.

Here is Mert Alas, who is world famous for not being the other Mert Alas. His Twitter handle is @mertalas, with a lower case L.

And here is Mert Alas, who is world famous for his celebrity photography, and now even more famous for not being the other Mert Alas. His Twitter handle is @mertaIas, but with an uppercase I instead of the L, hence Kim's confusion.

Further, here is overwhelming evidence of Kim's haphazard Twitter tagging, which, one notices upon clicking the germane @mertalas handle, remains unfixed by Kardashian even a year after the tweet's dissemination.

The reaction of Mert Alas, 17, the teen of Turkey, to Kim's mistake is largely positive, presumably due to the fact that he has profited from the error by way of a significant increase in followers.

BuzzFeed translates that to "You’re going to get me in trouble with your husband.”

Miley Cyrus is also a perpetrator of tagging the Turkish teen.

Alas, the Turkish teen otherwise known as not Mert Alas the famous Turkish man, told Turkish news outlet Milliyet, "Before this I had 200 followers. Thanks to Miley Cyrus I got 600. And after Kim I got 65 more." He's now at 1,425 followers, a number sure to rise so long as Kim Kardashian continues not learning from her mistakes.

During a NBA game in New Orleans on Monday, a little boy managed to wiggle his way past security. In the second half of the basketball game, the adorable intruder made his way on to the court to hug Knicks star Carmelo Anthony. If anyone deserves a hug, it's Melo—especially since the Knicks lost to the Pelicans (who have an even worse record) and won't be making the playoffs.

Melo was seemingly calm about the incident, while the young boy just nonchalantly climbed up the stairs and went back to his seat. 

What's more shocking: the kid slipping past security, or security not tackling him to the ground?

“I was shocked. I didn’t really know who was it until I actually looked over and saw that it was a kid. …  I think it was because he was a little kid, they just let him go," Melo told the Associated Press. "Definitely a security issue, though, for sure.”

According to ESPN, the "Calvin Klein Law" in New York City means individuals who walk on the court during a game without permission face arrest and a fine. There's no word yet on whether the kid or his family received fines or were removed from the game, but judging by the all-around calm on the court, it may be a completely different situation since it was a little boy who embraced Melo and not an adult. 

Undoubtedly, this is one brave kid to step onto the court like that with no fear of getting stomped on by those giant ballers.

On Monday, Amy Schumer, ever the hilarious Instagrammer, posted a picture of herself dressed in a red bandana and blue jumpsuit similar to what 1940s World War II icon Rosie the Riveter wore. She captioned the Instagram "Riveting."

But instead of the classic "muscle pose" Rosie had in drawings, Schumer is holding aloft two identical props. Hard to tell what they are, but maybe everything will make sense in a future episode of her show, Inside Amy Schumer.

A 25-year-old man in San Francisco is paying $400/month to live in a wooden box inside his friend's living room. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, so long as you can make it in a box that's 8 feet long and 4.5 feet tall. Speaking of making lemonade from lemons, the inhabitant, Peter Berkowitz, prefers to give his wooden box a more cosmopolitan designation. He calls it a "pod."

Berkowitz told The Washington Post that the idea came to him after he had trouble finding an affordable room for rent in San Francisco. He insists that it was not necessarily a last resort, but rather a compromise in a real estate market that offers few options:

It seems silly, and people have this dystopian take on it, like ‘Is this what it’s come to?' But I firmly believe that it makes a lot of sense. There should be some kind of middle ground between having a bedroom and sleeping on a couch.

Here are some action shots of the pod's construction:

This is the stunning exterior of the pod:

The interior boasts some natural light:

He's only lived in the pod for two weeks, and has not yet had any romantic partners in it for a sleepover. He told The Washington Post he'll be certain to let everyone know when he does.

Then he gets to tell his roommates that if the pod's a rocking, don't come knocking.

Who are adults kidding: bathroom humor is universally effective in eliciting laughter, and six-year-old's are professionals at it. That's what one Twitter user, Anne B, found out when her nephew got his potty-obsessed little hands on his parents' shopping list. What starts out as a normal list of grocery items (except, what is "kids bread" and why is it different than "our bread"?) sharply careens into a body-humor tragicomedy.

This little devil's mind is in the gutter and for the better. Read outside of the childish handwriting, it is an ambitious work of provocative prose on par with literary titans like Pynchon and Faulkner.

Butts

Butt

Butt

Butt

Butt

Butt

Farts

Farts

Butts

Oh No sombety Farted!! And puupt

And pooped!

And sombety stuck their Butt in

tu the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Joyce would've been frothing with jealousy if he lived to see the skill with which this child wields the mighty word.

Back in 2013, good friends Charlize Theron and Sean Penn started dating, got engaged a year later, and were over in the summer of 2015.

The whirlwind romance got more interesting when rumors emerged that then 39-year-old Theron did her best Millennial impression and "ghosted" 54-year-old Penn. She allegedly stopped answering any of his texts and phone calls to avoid actually breaking up with him, Us Weekly reported. In an interview with the WSJ Magazine, Theron tried to make it clear that no ghosting happened. 

Theron first touched on the subject (which made her slightly tearful) by way of her desire to have a larger family. "I always knew I wanted more kids,” she said before asserting, "I was always very honest with Sean that I wanted to have more kids. And he was very supportive.” At the time their ill-fated romance began, Theron had adopted her son Jackson and was gearing up for baby number two. 

“And in my honesty about wanting to have more kids," Theron continued, "there was an understanding that a relationship had to go somewhere before it was going to be—what you hope for, which ultimately did not happen." But more kids did happen! Shortly after Theron and Penn broke up, Theron adopted a now one-year-old baby girl, named August.

As to the public clams of ghosting, Theron thoroughly denounced them. “There is this need to sensationalize things,” she said after wiping away a few tears while discussing this emotional subject.

“When you leave a relationship there has to be some f—ing crazy story or some crazy drama. And the f—ing ghosting thing, like literally I still don’t even know what it is.” (Ghosting, Ms. Theron, is peacing out on somebody without a word, and it's not a crazy story. It's a real-life phenomenon many people endure.)

“It’s just its own beast," she said. "We were in a relationship and then it didn’t work anymore. And we both decided to separate. That’s it." When she says they "both decided to separate," does she mean she ghosted Penn and Penn pined for months before realizing it was over, or no?

Did Charlize Theron ghost Sean Penn?

On Tuesday, Stephanie Cegielski, the now former director of a Donald Trump super PAC and allegedly one of his top strategists, abruptly quit his campaign and wrote a scathing open letter to him that she posted on xojane.com.

And I am now taking full responsibility for helping create this monster — and reaching out directly to those voters who, like me, wanted Trump to be the real deal.

In the screed, she explains how she initially signed on to the campaign because she liked the idea of a "protest candidate." She said the plan was never for him to actually become president. 

Almost a year ago, recruited for my public relations and public policy expertise, I sat in Trump Tower being told that the goal was to get The Donald to poll in double digits and come in second in delegate count. That was it.

The Trump camp would have been satisfied to see him polling at 12% and taking second place to a candidate who might hold 50%. His candidacy was a protest candidacy.

As the campaign progressed, Cegielski writes that she was surprised that the politically incorrect things Trump said didn't hurt him in the polls, but rather raised his popularity with those voters who did not count themselves among the "liberal elite."

She continues:

I don't think even Trump thought he would get this far. And I don’t even know that he wanted to, which is perhaps the scariest prospect of all.

He certainly was never prepared or equipped to go all the way to the White House, but his ego has now taken over the driver's seat, and nothing else matters. The Donald does not fail. The Donald does not have any weakness. The Donald is his own biggest enemy.

In her open letter, Cegielski includes something Trump tweeted on March 27, in response to attacks in Pakistan.

Ignoring the fact that at the time Trump tweeted this (time-stamped 4:37 p.m.) the latest news reports had already placed the number differently at 70 dead, 300 injured, take a moment to appreciate the ridiculous, cartoonish, almost childish arrogance of saying that he alone can solve. Does Trump think that he is making a cameo on Wrestlemania (yes, one of his actual credits)?

This is not how foreign policy works. For anyone. Ever.

Superhero powers where "I alone can solve" problems are not real. They do not exist for Batman, for Superman, for Wrestlemania and definitely not for Donald Trump.

What was once Trump's desire to rank second place to send a message to America and to increase his power as a businessman has nightmarishly morphed into a charade that is poised to do irreparable damage to this country if we do not stop this campaign in its tracks.

The letter is quite long and very interesting, it can be found in entirety here.

As for a response from the Trump camp, Hope Hicks, a spokesperson for the Trump campaign, issued a statement about Cegielski, saying: "This person was never employed by the Trump campaign. Evidently she worked for a Super PAC which Mr. Trump disavowed and requested the closure of via the FEC. She knows nothing about Mr. Trump or the campaign and her disingenuous and factually inaccurate statements in no way resemble any shred of truth. This is yet another desperate person looking for their fifteen minutes. Meanwhile, Mr. Trump is running for President because he is the only one who will Make America Great Again."

Whether or not Trump can Make America Great Again remains to be seen, but so far he's the only prominent candidate who Made A Strategist Quit Angrily and Denounce Him Publicly—so at least he's making some stuff happen.

In "how the hell did this happen" news, a house cat named Cupcake was accidentally sealed in a box, sent in the mail, and sent traveling for eight days and over 260 miles. Cupcake's owner, Julie Baggott, was shipping a box full of DVD's when Cupcake slipped in unnoticed. After Baggot realized the feline was missing, she was devastated. She told BBC South: 

When I realized she was missing, two weeks ago, it was the most horrible, scary feeling. We looked everywhere for her. I feel terrible about what’s happened, you know. I mean, I put everything in the box and I sealed it straight away, so I don’t know how she managed to get in there

Cupcake, out of a box, pictured on top.

When Cupcake arrived at her destination over a week later, her recipient was understandably surprised to see a cat jump out of the package (try not to think about how much cat poop was probably in that box). Cupcake was brought to Grove Lake Vets in Sussex. Luckily, she is equipped with a microchip, so it was easy to reunite her with her family. It was almost like her own personal "return to sender" address. 

Cupcake was dehydrated and a bit shaken up, but who wouldn't be after spending over a week in a taped up box filled with DVDs?

“She was quite dehydrated and obviously really quite scared, quite nervous," said Dr Ben Colwell, the vet who was treating Cupcake. “She’s done really, really well, she’s responded to fluids really well. Luckily she was microchipped.”

Cupcake was able to make a full recovery, and has been returned to her home in Cornwall, but this time, not via mail. They say cats have nine lives, and it is a wonder that Cupcake didn't spend all nine of them while being shipped all over southern England.