Filling out an NCAA bracket for my office pool is the most work I've done since last March.

March 20, 2014, 2:01 pm

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I've researched colleges for my bracket way more than I did for my education.

March 20, 2014, 2:18 pm

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The more I drink, the more I realize how much more I still want to drink.

March 20, 2014, 5:09 pm

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85% of my time online is spent clicking "forgot password" links.

March 21, 2014, 5:01 am

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I totally wouldn't need you to buy me drinks tonight if I hadn't already lost the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge.

March 21, 2014, 8:58 am

≫ Next: Sorry I missed your call while I was listening to all the voicemails you left.

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Sorry I missed your call while I was listening to all the voicemails you left.

March 21, 2014, 9:33 am

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Texts, calls, and email are probably not the best way to reach me.

March 21, 2014, 9:53 am

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This long, solitary winter has made me realize I hate being by myself almost as much as I hate being with people.

March 21, 2014, 10:04 am

≫ Next: I'm too overjoyed by the warm weather to mind exposing my hideously out of shape winter body.

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I'm too overjoyed by the warm weather to mind exposing my hideously out of shape winter body.

March 21, 2014, 12:01 pm

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Sorry my body still being in the office confused you into believing my mind hadn't already left for the weekend.

March 21, 2014, 12:27 pm

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9 Subway Warnings That Should Exist

March 21, 2014, 12:45 pm

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Sorry if I sent you the same birthday card last year.

March 21, 2014, 12:51 pm

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My apologies for waiting so long to return your call and even then not returning it.

March 21, 2014, 1:28 pm

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You're the stereotype of someone who's always complaining about stereotypes.

March 22, 2014, 5:01 am

≫ Next: I hope you recover from your illness faster than I get annoyed by you whining about your illness.

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I hope you recover from your illness faster than I get annoyed by you whining about your illness.

March 23, 2014, 5:01 am

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Brunch makes Sunday morning binge drinking feel so civilized.

March 23, 2014, 6:49 am

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May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

March 23, 2014, 9:06 am

≫ Next: I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my Internet connection came back.

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I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my Internet connection came back.

March 23, 2014, 11:36 am

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Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing.

March 24, 2014, 5:01 am

≫ Next: Thanks for never being as clingy as this extended winter weather.

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Thanks for never being as clingy as this extended winter weather.

March 24, 2014, 8:16 am

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