I noticed you waited until after midnight last night to tell me you loved me.

April 1, 2014, 7:01 am

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Let's all say goodbye to a show that will be on multiple channels every night for the next 20 years.

April 1, 2014, 7:53 am

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Sorry I assumed you were playing an April Fool's Day prank when you sincerely sent me a website's lame April Fool's Day prank.

April 1, 2014, 8:45 am

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May your playful April Fool's Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.

April 1, 2014, 9:05 am

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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.

April 1, 2014, 12:01 pm

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Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.

April 1, 2014, 12:30 pm

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if you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.

April 1, 2014, 1:01 pm

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6 Drinking Games For People In Their 30s

April 1, 2014, 1:49 pm

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If Your Yelp Searches Were Honest

April 1, 2014, 3:28 pm

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I'm sorry my April Fool's Day joke resulted in your deportation.

April 1, 2014, 3:50 pm

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I'll wait until April Fool's is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located.

April 1, 2014, 4:50 pm

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If you have nothing nice to say, say it anonymously on the Internet.

April 2, 2014, 5:01 am

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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.

April 2, 2014, 7:01 am

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Let's get to know each other better by binge-watching TV in complete silence.

April 2, 2014, 8:01 am

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Sorry your browser is so outdated that it's homophobic.

April 2, 2014, 8:37 am

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Get well enough to return to picking up my slack at work soon.

April 2, 2014, 9:28 am

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Sorry my comment got more likes than your original status.

April 2, 2014, 9:58 am

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Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.

April 2, 2014, 10:09 am

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Firefox CEO's Homophobia Now Spreading To Browser Updates

April 2, 2014, 10:15 am

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I wish the Supreme Court would set limits on your political contributions to my Facebook feed.

April 2, 2014, 1:47 pm

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