Working Mother gave People Magazine"exclusive access" to their list of the 50 Most Powerful Moms of the year. It's a surprising list of powerful mothers, and the world was shocked. Besides the women whose motherhood has been plastered into every dark corner of the Internet (Hi Beyonce, the world's been watching Blue Ivy's every breath), there are other powerful women conducting their mom-ness on the sly.

This one you knew.

Not only did People claim to have the exclusive information on WM's list of 50 Most Powerful Mothers—that was apparently published a few days ago (what??)—but they also claimed that some of these powerful women were somehow also mothers! Women like...

Melissa McCarthy—Actor/Producer, mother of a 9-year-old and a 6-year-old.

She's starred in five blockbuster movies in the last three years, who knew she had two kids at home?  

Adele—Musician/Songwriter, mother of a 3-year-old.

Hello? You had kids?

She told WM,"When I became a parent, I felt like I was truly living." And to think you thought she was alive the whole time.

Susan Wojcicki—Ceo of YouTube, mother of five children.

This one kinda makes sense because Youtube runs on babies. Wouldn't be surprised if she also had cats.

Jessica Alba—has a 7-year-old and a 4-year-old.

Ok, maybe you knew she was a mom, but did you also know she named her kids Honor and Haven? Yikes.

Reddit user UsernameIWontRegret uploaded this picture, which at first looks like the before and after photos of a teddy bear who went to rehab and got his life together, but is in actually something much sweeter. 

When my brother was born in 1985, my mother purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on the right has been kept in storage for my brother's first child, who was born today. 

Aw, it is like a Pinterest fairytale come to life! File this one under "things you totally plan to do when you have a child but will almost definitely forget." 

Although that first teddy looks like he survived the Hunger Games, his wear and tear are definitely just signs of being well loved. When other Redditors asked UsernameIWontRegret what his/her thoughtful mother got them on the day he was born, and his answer isn't nearly as adorable as the oldest brother's teddy bear story.

So remember: family is the most important thing in the world, especially for first-borns.

In addition to her fluffy Valentino gown, Lorde spotted a daring accessory to the Met Gala: an arm cast. Why the 19-year-old singer was wearing the arm cast and didn't opt to compliment it with a sweet silk sling à la Mariah Carey isn't known. 

Over the course of the surely raucous evening, Lorde played the part of an eager teenager and asked people to sign her arm cast. Given all the people who agreed to her request, Lorde can sell her cast for a decent amount of cash when she has it sawed off.

Visible signees of Lorde's stylish accessory include Taylor Swift, Kanye West, and Lily Aldridge. Florence Welsh was also snapped scrawling on Lorde's arm.

West's "Yeezus" signature is of a size that suggests he first wrote it out, then saw Taylor Swift had signed the cast too, at which point he furiously went back over his name a few more times, while clutching Lorde's arm as she writhed in pain. But that's all speculation.

Millions of Americans attend some sort of religious service each week. It's how they check in with themselves, their higher power, and their community. But the more people who congregate at a place of worship, the more likely it is that something extremely embarrassing and regrettable is going to go down. It's just the law of averages.

1. Too bad starzychik01 took all that cough medicine, because they missed out on the free wine.

At age 6-8, I would sneak into the medicine drawer and dose myself up on Dimatapp before we had to go go to church, this way I could sleep through the service.

2. User clover_and_sage greatly misunderstood how baptisms are carried out.

When I was about 5 or so, I poked my head through the rails on the balcony at church and noticed a bald man directly under me.

I began blowing spit bubbles, watching them drip ad plop onto his shiny bald head. He would look up at me, in both anger and confusion, and I would quickly lean back, so he wouldn't see me.

This went on for sometime before a woman came up and whispered furiously to my mother that I was spitting on people. Obviously, she was humiliated.

3. Stealing communion wafers, like skunchers did, is a big sin, but all was forgiven by eating them.

Stole the Eucharist from my church to eat them at home in my room like a fiend.

4. This user's account was deleted, but somebody up there knows what they did.

When I was 4 years old I pulled the fire alarm at my moms church during sermon because I didn't want to go sit back in it

5. A lame prank by jcirque, but not any more or less funny than an in-sermon joke.

Had a fake roach attached to a wind up thing. Put it on my mom's friend's leg. She saw it and screamed. During the Sermon in church.

6. This story from deleted proves that church is probably the best possible place to pass on.

Happened a few years ago. Half-way into mass an elderly man collapsed and died. It was super awkward, the priest was flustered and didn't know whether to press on or perform Last Rites. The paramedics were called and after the man had been taken out, mass continued on. Rough day.

7. User diner88 witnessed somebody doing the one thing you shouldn't do in church, besides talk too loudly.

Guy in front of me masturbated. Was caught, denied it, got away.

A guy got hit right in the head with a bolt of lightning that busted out a window during the sermon. Didn't kill him, just knocked him the fuck out. Everybody wondered "WTF did HE do?" True story.

9. Church attendance would be up if all churches were like the one apophis-pegasus goes to, because they've got singing dogs.

Was in sunday school. One kind old lady had brought her very big, very friendly, and very quiet dog along. Everything was dandy, and the dog was outside untill the congregation started to sing. The dog came the the entrance of the church presumably to see what was going on. Then all of a sudden, Fido got a glint is his eye that could only be described as 'Jesuit like' (Catholics, you know what I mean ;) this look. Lo and behold the dog opened his mouth and began SINGING with us! Not barking. Singing. And the pooch had some pipes. Meanwhile, about half the church, including the pastor is breaking out in restrained smirks, and trying, oh so hard not to collapse in leg slapping hysterics on a sunday. Eventually, we tried to sing louder to drown him out. The dog got on its hind legs, and started singing louder. The church was vibrating like it was at a rock concert. Eventually, the songs finished, and members of the church turned around to give the dog dirty looks. Fido responded by plopping down at the church entrance, looking directly at them, and started licking his balls.

I caught my hair on fire at the Easter Vigil once. In high school. I was mesmerized by the melting wax and lost track of the flame.

12. CaptionBotLies has a story that can't help but remind you of "Footprints."

The toilet was clogged (only one in the building) and I had to shit real hard. So I dropped a pile on the floor near the toilet. Someone stepped in it and tracked it on the carpet in the main church ritual area.

13. Sweetness007 is very likely the Reddit user name of Mary Katherine Gallagher.

I attended a catholic grade school and my 6th grade class every Wednesday had to attend mass, so every week a different student would help the priest lead the service . Well my week came up and I had to read the scripture in mass that day, and after reading it without problems, I went to sit down next to the priest so the next kid could go. I guess I misjudged my chair that was leaning over a step because as soon as I sat down both my legs went straight up in the air and on my back I fell. Father was so embarrassed for me he tried to keep mass going but had to stop to help me up. Needless to say that was the last time I wore my uniform skirt without shorts under them.

14. User xxxserendipityxxx was moved by the spirit, or maybe just a fear of pain.

I had a bumble bee fly up my sleeve whilst everyone was praying. I shouted out "SH%T"!!!!!!

15. User snowboardbug saw a priest make a major faux pas.

Not me, but in grade school the priest gave a Christmas sermon that started with "I'm going to tell you the real story of Christmas, not about Santa. He's made up." I was in seventh grade at the time, so it didn't phase me, but imagine the number of 3rd and 4th graders that left crying.

Hillary Clinton spoke with Amy Poehler on Tuesday, and the two explored what the presidential style of Leslie Knope might look like. It's a timely question, as the Indiana primary takes place on Tuesday, and Poehler played the fictional small-town Indiana politician Leslie Knope in the TV show Parks & Recreation. It's unclear how many Indiana voters are fans of the show, but it makes for a fun crossover between fiction and reality:

Before Amy Poehler starred on Parks & Recreation, she also crushed it with her Hillary Clinton impersonation on Saturday Night Live. Here's a meeting of her Clinton with the actual Hillary back in 2008:

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Radiohead—the band that you either love or are trying to love because everybody keeps saying "You really got to get into Radiohead, man"—released a new video today, a delightfully creepy bit of claymation for the song "Burn the Witch." This follows the band's shenanigans on May 1, when they "erased their Internet presence," deleting almost everything from their Facebook, Twitter, and website. Mercifully, the band didn't write one of those 1000-word "why I'm leaving Facebook" posts.

But! Back to today's exciting news: here's the video for "Burn The Witch," which was directed by Chris Hopewell:

Rumors were already swirling that the band was on the verge of releasing a new album, since they've scheduled several concert dates for this summer. Radiohead has also sent some fans and music reviewers cryptic pieces of mail reading, "We know where you live." Which is kind of obvious if they have their addresses to send them things.

Many, including The Independent, suspect that the new album will be dropping on the morning of Friday, May 6, so watch out for that if you like Radiohead or want to have conversations with your Radiohead-liking friends.

This is interesting: singer Sinead O'Connor claimed in a Facebook post that Arsenio Hall, the former talk show host and friend of Prince, gave the late rock singer drugs that resulted in his death. Hall is, of course, denying it. Whether or not it's true, it will make you feel vaguely uneasy. 

The post reads:

Two words for the DEA investigating where prince got his drugs over the decades.... Arsenio Hall (AKA Prince's and Eddie Murphy's bitch) Anyone imagining prince was not a long time hard drug user is living in cloud cuckoo land. Arsenio I've reported you to the Carver County Sherrif's office. Expect their call. They are aware you spiked me years ago at Eddie murphy's house. You best get tidying your man cave.

"The statement regarding Arsenio Hall is absolutely false, ridiculous and absurd," a representative of Hall's told People.

Prince famously wrote O'Connor's hit song "Nothing Compares 2 U." In the years since, O'Connor's at-times unstable behavior has been linked to a diagnosis of PTSD because of her childhood abuse, and has publicly struggled with suicidal actions, including threatening an overdose. These are serious allegations, however, reminiscent of Jon Lovitz's grudge against Andy Dick (whom he accuses of giving cocaine to Phil Hartman's wife before her murder-suicide). Stay tuned for further, hopefully-not-more-depressing developments.

Even though everyone has listened to Beyoncé's Lemonade about 10 times by now, people still aren't over the whole Becky debacle, thus prompting suspected Becky Rita Ora and singer Katy Perry to silently speak out at the 2016 Met Gala.

Ora actually made multiple efforts to prove that she is not Becky. First of all, Ora, who wore a spray-painted metallic bird from Vera Wang, Snapchatted a photo of her and Beyoncé at the event.

"Family," the text reads, while Beyoncé's eyes say, "Get this shit out of my face." 

At that point in time, Katy Perry was busy lugging around a Prada dress laden with random crap like a Tamagotchi.

After Ora shed her feathery skin and Perry dropped 10 pounds of gold, both hit up an after-party where they sported pins that you can probably buy on Etsy (a quick search has proven this to not be true, but give it time).

Each lady wore a pin that reads "NOT BECKY."

The all-caps is necessary to get this message across to the Beyhive.

Perry wasn't sporting the pin earlier in the evening, suggesting that she picked it up at the party at the Standard High Line.

Maybe Beyoncé is carrying the pins around and passing them out. That'd be some genius marketing on her part.

Gav and Dan, The Slow Mo Guys, have been turning out excellent slow motion videos for years. They've pulled every stunt you can dream of: sticking your tongue in a mousetrap, hitting Jell-O with a tennis racket, shooting someone with a taser, making a fire tornado, dropping a condom on someone's head… and they filmed every one in beautiful 4K super slow motion footage.

But their greatest triumph has to be the six-foot water balloon. In an effort to recreate this viral feat, Gav and Dan have just pulled off a similar stunt with a merely air-filled balloon. The result is sure to go down as a classic.

Long live the Slow Mo Guys. Although if they keep making these videos, who knows? 

This article is going to have so many spoilers, so if you are not up to date on Game of Thrones, don't continue. You've been rightly warned!

Last season,Game of Thrones fans feared that the show got a little less hot when they killed off everyone's favorite bastard, Jon Snow (unless your favorite bastard is Ramsay Bolton, in which case, what is wrong with you??). However, if you are all caught up with this past Sunday's episode, you know that Jon Snow has been brought to life thanks to part-time hag and full-time sorceress, Melisandre. The good folks over at HBO took extreme measures to make sure Jon Snow's resurrection wasn't leaked prematurely. According to Entertainment Weekly, they didn't even use the name "Jon Snow" when referring to the character in any scripts, on any call sheets, or even when labeling props and wardrobe pieces. Instead, they only referred to the character as "LC," short for "Lord Commander." 

Besides being banned from being written, there was a verbal ban on the name "Jon Snow" as well. The only exceptions where when the name came up as dialogue in a scene that was being shot or rehearsed. Kit Harington confirmed to EW, “No one was allowed to say ‘Jon Snow’ on set, ever, everyone had to refer to me as ‘LC.'" Even producers used the code name, in case a Thrones-obsessed spy was secretly eavesdropping on their conversations (hey, it could happen.)

Entertainment Weekly also reported that the nickname came along with some friendly ribbing from cast mates. During the scene where Melisandre (Carice Van Houten) was bringing Snow back to life, Kit Harington had to lay naked on the table. Apparently between takes, Van Houten would jokingly refer to Harington's penis as his "Lord Commander." You could say it was ribbing for her pleasure.

No matter what you call him, fans are relieved to have Jon Snow back. After all he has been through, maybe he will know a little more than nothing this season. 

Every wonder why your baby's penis is so small? Or, if you're pregnant, if it might turn out small?

PETA just put out a video on Facebook called "Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small," citing a 2008 scientific study by the National Institute of Health that linked a chemical found in chicken flesh with "low-end" penis sizes in babies.

This is great news if you were fighting with your partner over who in your family gifted your offspring with tiny dick genes (sorry for the mental image), but it's also bad news in that it poses a real moral dilemma: on the one hand, you want your son to have the biggest, most terrifying penis on the playground. On the other hand, chicken is delicious. 

Or, you know, PETA could just be making claims based on scant evidence to promote their agenda. The report only mentions that the compound Phthalate was linked to smaller baby penises; they never even mention chicken once. Per the report:

Phthalates have been measured in residential indoor environments in both house dust and indoor air. They have also been measured in foods, milk and drinking water. However, the relative contribution from the various sources and routes of exposure to phthalates is unknown.

Strange, PETA never mentioned the danger of terrifying drinking water or air. 

Tl;Dr: eat the chicken, let your baby worry about his dick.

Yet another day, yet another celebrity joining the ranks of Taylor Swift's squad. This actor isn't a trendy starlet, though, but a trendy actor by the name of Tom Hiddleston.

After walking the Met Gala red carpet, the two hit the dance floor and inspired a new celebrity romance to ship. This footage of the duo dancing would be fueling so many rumors if Calvin Harris and Swift weren't all about each other.

The two are taking their dancing so seriously it wouldn't come as a surprise if they'd planned this routine out beforehand.

Swift has gotten less awkward at dancing—and at wearing clothes—over the years. Kudos.

Hiddleston and Swift actually go way back—or as far back as the day before the Met Gala, anyway, when they hung together at Anna Wintour's with Idris Elba.

Here's another video, in which Tom Hiddleston beautifully portrays a person who has no idea what to do as the music dies down.

*Slowly lowers hand*

Crime writer Michelle McNamara died in late April at the age of 46. Today, her husband—beloved comedian Patton Oswalt—published an obituary for McNamara in Time magazine. The great love Oswalt has for his wife is evident in every word. It's okay if you cry. 

It reads, in part:

I loved her. This is the first time I’ve been able to use “I” writing this. Probably because there hasn’t been much of an “I” since the morning of April 21. There probably won’t be for a while. Whatever there is belongs to my daughter—to our daughter. Alice.

Five days after Michelle was gone, Alice and I were half-awake at dawn, after a night of half-sleeping. Alice sat up in bed. Her face was silhouetted in the dawn light of the bedroom windows. I couldn’t see her expression. I just heard her voice: “When your mom dies you’re the best memory of her. Everything you do and say is a memory of her.”

That’s the kind of person Michelle created and helped shape.

That was Michelle. That is Michelle.

I love her.

Read the full obit here. Our best wishes to Oswalt and his daughter.

What's worse? Going to jail because you exposed yourself in your high school yearbook photo, or almost getting away with it because no one noticed it?

WSET reports that Mesa Arizona high school student Hunter Osborn, then 18, accepted a dare from a teammate to pull out his punter for the team's yearbook photo. 

He would have gotten away with it, too, until yearbook staff noticed Obsborn's staff well after the yearbook was printed and distributed. Osborn, now 19, was booked into jail Saturday on 69 (lol) counts of indecent exposure.

He also got slapped with a class 1 misdemeanor and one count of furnishing harmful items to minors, a class 4 felony. Osborn told detectives that he was "disgusted" with what he had done, but the photo says otherwise. Take a look at this dick-showing grin:

The big question remains, how did the yearbook staff not notice his staff this whole time? Maybe his mom ate too much chicken while she was pregnant with him?

As one student said, "you look at the photo, its really hard to even, like, see."

Ouch.

Maybe that's why the student next to him is making this face:

Still, Hunter has people on his side. As one student told local news (emphasis ours), "I don't think he deserves to have his life ruined for the ONE SMALL THING."

He didn't say that in all-caps but... it's hard not to hear it that way.

On her April 29 due date, Emily Breeze waited for her baby boy to decide it was time to come out of her body to no avail. Days later, her first child still wasn't ready for the world yet. Since then, Breeze has been busy biding away her time with an unusual method of distraction: lifting heavy weights. 

Breeze is a CrossFit athlete who hasn't let her baby bump stop her from doing those things your CrossFit Facebook friends love to post about. Even as the end of her pregnancy neared, Breeze continued to workout her body in ways you'd never dream of subjecting yourself to, pregnant or not.

"Overhead squats feel so good even with baby boys due date in 7 days!" Breeze captioned one of her videos.

Breeze told Us Weekly that she hasn't been lifting nearly as much as she was pre-pregnancy. "My one-rep max on dead-lift is 325 pounds, so 155 is less than 50 percent of my one-rep max," Breeze said while discussing her feat of dead-lifting 155 pounds 55 times eight months into her pregnancy. For those who don't understand weight lifting numbers, that's impressive.

Even if she wasn't carrying around a baby, Breeze's pregnancy workouts would be tough for 95 percent of the population.

At this rate, her baby is going to come out with a six-pack.

Previous to carrying a child around, Breeze had abs of steel.

For naysayers of Breeze's activity level, she also does socially accepted pregnant lady things, like pose in a dress.

On Sunday, a man driving down his driveway at night in Australia had a kangaroo leap directly on top of his car. To be clear: the kangaroo hit him, not the other way around. It was all caught on his dash cam. This once again proves that Australia is a land of exotic but usually dangerous creatures, especially for drivers. It's quite possible that the kangaroo, like a deer, was blinded and disoriented by the headlights, but the video made it look like it tried to attack the car. Regardless of the beast's motivation, the driver was not pleased about the collision:

According to the comments in the YouTube video, this is not the first time he's had trouble with roos on his property:

If this is the fourth one he's hit, it sounds like they might be screwing with him on purpose. Next time his dash cam may pick up audio of other kangaroos laughing from the darkness.

Two teens, Lauryn of England and Rebzy of Scotland, found a creative new way to procrastinate that quickly went viral. Bored of homework and in possession of an impressive inventory of pens, they went to head-to-head in a competition over who could fit more pens in their head. 

It began as a humble inquiry, as most things do.

Lauryn's friend Rebzy took on the challenge, and used her glasses to her advantage.

The contest was on.

They even started with the (very British) insults.

Lauryn brought in the bandana to use as a pen shelf.

Their faces became unrecognizable as they reached the triple digits.

And the winner is...

People started getting curious about how they had so many school supplies.

The pictures started being shared around, and they caught the attention of Tyler Joseph from the girls' favorite band, 21 Pilots.

This generation continues to find interesting ways to achieve their dreams.

A woman named Candice Spivey recently turned the cameras around on a voyeur who allegedly tries to secretly video tape women and minors. On April 27, Spivey captured herself calling the pervert out and chasing him away on video, then posted it to her Facebook page where it went completely viral.

According to Spivey's Facebook post, the incident went down in the bikini section of a Target in Yulee, Florida. When the man approached her to try to ask her about a dress he bought for his wife, Spivey recognized him as the same person who had an identical conversation with her two years ago in a Publix supermarket. Back then, he had two young children with him and although the interaction started off innocently, Spivey recalls it turning "wildly inappropriate." This time, she would not let the conversation escalate to that point. Check out the video and read her post below. 

(sorry for the language in the video, my adrenaline was going and I was pissed)

ATTENTION JACKSONVILLE:

I was approached by this man yesterday in the bikini section of Target, out here in Yulee. Now the thing is is that the same guy approached me two years ago here in Jacksonville at a Publix while I was shopping. The locations were about an hour apart in distance from each other.

When he approached me yesterday he did not remember who I was, until I called him out on it in this video. When he approached me in Publix two years ago he had two small children with him under the age of three in his shopping cart. The basket of his shopping cart was filled with multiple different types of razors that were for both men and women. He starts out his conversation with the same punch line he uses here in the very beginning of this video saying, "Hey there I don't mean to bother you but I just bought this maxi dress for my wife at Ross and I was kinda worried about the sheerness of it."

He says his wife has put on weight after giving birth and he uses her as a way to start asking questions that get extremely inappropriate. For instance he starts asking his wife should wear the maxi dress with no panties, and if she should shave "down there" trying to make it seem very innocent in the way he's asking. He then asks if you're wearing panties, etc.

Whiles he's asking these questions he's filming you with his cell phone, and I knew he was by the way he was holding his phone. I had this feeling there was way more to what he was doing than just asking questions, it was very routine for him like he's been doing this for a long time. So I went immediately to the front and reported him, they called the cops and he was banned from that publix. It was NOT illegal what he was doing.

However when this incident happened yesterday that was the second encounter that I have had with this guy and this time it was much worse.

After I called him out in this video when he gives me his punch line and as I'm staring at his basket full of razors, he clearly doesn't remember who I am, and then the shock rushes over his face and he starts to run, so I chase after his sorry ass because I wanted his tag info. I wanted this guy caught. There was something not right about him.

He then took off on foot to the McDonalds across the way right by the Target, is there for about five minutes when we're all waiting for him to come back because his truck was parked in Target's parking lot. So he comes running back, jumped in his truck, spun out of the parking lot and he just so happen to spin out onto A1A right in front of the cop that was coming to target for the incident. He ran from the cops, they had to chase him. They finally got him to pull over, he wouldn't get out of his truck and they had to pull him out at gunpoint.

So when they ran his background he has a history of video voyeurism and has been in trouble for putting cameras in his shoes and filming under girls skirts, in the dressing rooms when girls are changing into bikinis, etc. He filmed three different girls in one location at Neptune Beach. He's been all over Jacksonville.

He told the police he has a problem with pornography and that he didn't know what to do about it.

If you guys could please share this and anyone who has possibly had encounter with this creep to please contact the Nassau County Sheriff's Office.

This guy is a huge creep and he's only being charged with reckless driving, which in this case yesterday he didn't do anything YET because he ran off. In not concerned about charges, I mean I am but I'm more concerned with his face getting out there and him being stopped.

He has approached minors as well, and there's no telling how he could easily manipulate a young mind and how far he could take the situation.

Because the man, identified as Jeffrey Polizzi, was only charged with reckless driving after trying to run from police, Spivey made it her personal mission to get the man's name and face out there so other women could protect themselves against him.

As Spivey notes, this is not the first time that Polizzi was accused of voyeurism. In 2009, Polizzi pleaded no contest to video voyeurism charges and was sentenced to four months in jail after police found videos of women getting changed in dressing rooms. According to The Daily Mail, he was arrested after using a shoe-mounted digital camera to photograph women while they changed bathing suits inside a surf shop dressing room.

Now Nassau officials are asking women who have had their own experiences or any additional information about Polizzi to come forward.

So far, lots of women have, with many of them noting that he used the exact same story:

You can read many more comments like these on the Nassau County Sheriff's Office's Facebook post.