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The Internet is fascinated by whatever the hell is lurking behind this woman in her selfie.

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Check out this selfie. Notice anything, ummm, terrifying about it?

It's kinda blurry, but that's not it.

According to BoyUnderMushrooms on Reddit, the woman in the picture was testing her camera alone, but when she developed the photo, she found she had some company.

Take another look:

SOMEONE IS BEHIND HER!!!!

WHO IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?

If you look closely over the woman's shoulder, there's a demonic woman sneaking up behind her, putting her hands on the photographer.

According to BoyUnderMushrooms, the woman in the picture doesn't know the girl who has appeared, but claims "she does resemble a young girl who took her place on a skiing trip, that killed her."

So she's basically saying, "maybe it's just a weird blur, or maybe I've escaped a horrendous fate and now I will spend the rest of my life being haunted by a tortured soul."

Isn't that how the fifteenth Final Fantasy plot goes? Time to check your pics people; you might be haunted by a ghost and/or blur too.


These people used spray-on sunscreen for the first time, an event they'll never forget thanks to their awful sunburns.

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Redditor mynickname86 has some friends who went to Florida for the first time and took advantage of the sun, as their sunburns show. If only these people had figured out how to use spray-on sunscreen. They clearly gave it a go, as evidenced by their burn lines that will hopefully peel off and never been seen again. 

Do you hear that noise? It's this guy's back, sizzling.

At least now he knows spray-on sunscreen does work in the area it's applied to.

The noise could also be these people lamenting the fact that they can't wear tank tops for a very long time without people asking them what the hell happened to their backs.

"Cute ribbon top! Oh, wait."

Meanwhile, this kid.

Did he even go outside?

This kid knows something. This kid can use spray-on sunscreen. This kid has common sense. This kid is going places. First to the pharmacy to pick up some aloe vera, but then he's going other places.

Photographer mom captures her 2-year-old dealing with adult situations in his Little Tikes car.

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Kids have it good. Most of them don't need to worry about adult responsibilities like getting weekly groceries, paying the monthly bills, or doing their yearly taxes. Olympia, Washington-based photographer Alaina Lynn's son Miles, however, does worry about these things—or at least he looks like he does. Alaina snaps photos of the two-year-old and his Little Tikes car facing obstacles adults encounter in their everyday lives, and the results are ridiculously adorable.

"I'll have some fries. And a milkshake. And nuggets!"

"Switching out the winter tires and getting the brakes checked!"

"Gassing up before the grind of the work week starts again."

"Spic and span!"

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going??"

"Just picking up a few things for a DIY project."

"Perfect day to take the Quad out!!"

"First date, Prom 2016."

"Had a little accident on the way to work today. I'm OK, just a little shaken up."

"Mom said I needed to be involved in politics so I can understand them better when I'm older. I think I'm starting to understand!"

"Worst. Day. Ever."

"Chocolate Milk - check. Bananas - check. Sour Patch kids - check."

"Just another day on the job."

"Goin' to the chapelllll and we're gonnnnna get marrrrrrriedddddd!"

This kid is going to be so ready for adulthood by the time he turns 18. 

Dad sends wife hilarious text rant after their kid barfs in the car.

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On May 13, husband, dad, and American hero Ben Patterson posted an image to Facebook of his young son Declan in his carseat, covered in puke. He also included a series of screenshots of a one-sided text conversation (more of a diatribe, really) he had with his wife Stephanie (who was either busy, ignoring him, or a combination of both) about aforementioned puke-covered son, and a puke nightmare of escalating proportions.

The text rant reads:

So this just happened

I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself

Call me

I just threw up trying to clean him up

It smells SO BAD

That is one unhappy little puke factory.

I'm standing on the side of the road dry heaving, I can't even be in the car it's so awful

I seriously don't know what to do, I'm barfing every time I try to clean him up

I'm puking on some lady's lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I'm drunk while driving the kids

I'm trying to explain that I'm a sympathetic vomiter and can't handle the smell

This is SO BAD

Aaaand now the cops showed up

Because they have nothing better to do in Burlingame

Aaaaand now a breathalyzer

YOU OWE ME SO BIG

"Sympathetic vomiting" sounds so kind.

meanwhile Declan continues to barf

WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER

ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!

At least I passed the breathalyzer

Trying to drive home with the windows down and breathing through my shirt.

OK, she really might owe him on this one. But she did birth the child.

WHEW! OK, a couple of thoughts here: first of all, children can be disgusting. Secondly, moms should not feed their children rotting whale blubber. If they must feed them whale blubber, make sure it's fresh. Third, Burlingame must be a really safe town, because neighbors are nosy and cops clearly don't have much to do. And last, Ben Patterson is a brave man for not just abandoning the car and kid(s) and running away to join the circus, where no one ever pukes ever, probably.

This is what a cow looks like when it gets a blow-out: freaking fabulous.

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It would seem that our shallow western beauty standards have now infiltrated our livestock, but it is hard to argue that this cow doesn't look absolutely fabulous with a blow out

This picture surfaced on Reddit a few days ago, and the fluffy cow has already captured the hearts and curiosity of the Internet. Reddit user cattle_man came to alleviate any confusion as to why anyone would want to blow dry a cow, and judging by his username, he knows his stuff. 

Who has a longer beauty routine, that cow or a Kardashian?

Another Reddit user (with a less on-theme username, but that's OK) also chimed in saying that they knew this particular cow. Apparently his name is Texas Tornado, and his seed is sold to make a whole bunch of calves who will hopefully inherit their dad's good hair. 

Bomberman345's story checks out, and apparently this isn't Texas Tornado's first time going viral on Reddit. The owner of the fluffy cow, Matt Lautner, even did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) for the website two years ago. Apparently these fluffy cows aren't cows at all. They're fulffy bulls. Also, according to his AMA, Lautner has 55 of the fluffy farm animals, all of which you can see on Lautner's website. He cares for the bulls and deals in the selling of the bulls sperm, so even you can buy some bull semen of your own if you really want. We won't ask questions. 

If you are dying to reach out and touch one of these fluffy farm animals, Lautner can confirm that they made good cuddle partners.

Also, that cow's hairdo? Definitely a 10 as well. 

Instagram artist Stephanie Sarley posts videos of rubbing fruit with her finger, and it's surprisingly erotic.

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A catchy Instagram's such a great, simple way to gain notoriety—that's why when you see an account like Stephanie Sarley's, which capitalizes on a simple theme, it usually makes you wish you thought of it yourself. That might not actually be the case when you discover Sarley's account though, if you're more than a little bashful. It's a wonderful idea, but might induce a blush. 

It's primarily Sarley's fingers, blasting away at fruit. 

Sarley is an artist, and isn't in it for the notoriety, although it's brought her plenty—more than 62,000 followers and enough comments and likes for even the thirstiest 'grammar. In an interview with the Daily Dot, Sarley drops this incredible quote:

"I didn’t invent fingering fruit." 

Then she elaborates:

It’s a natural thing to finger things, to play with your food. But, what I invented was a compelling video that meant something to people, about menstruation and virginity and sex and love.

If you find yourself giggling, that's OK too. Sarley acknowledges "[i]t’s okay to turn people on. I don’t want to be serious about my art 100 percent. Titillation is fun, and sexualization of fruit is great, and that makes me really happy."

Of course, with any Internet-fame comes Internet hate. "I get 'fruit rapist' a lot," she tells the Daily Dot. "One person hashtagged Stephanie Sarley on Twitter the other day and called me the Perverted Fruit Rapist."

Long end version with sound

A video posted by Stephanie Sarley (@stephanie_sarley) on

The worst of it—besides the unfortunate requests for nudes and unsolicited dic picks that come as a tragic prerequisite for female Internet fame—seems to be people appropriating her art for their own memes, without attribution and often with obnoxious captions. 

"The one that's popular has something to do with, 'When she's a freak...' I actually refuse to memorize the phrase because I don't even want to acknowledge it," she explains. 

This papaya had no seeds at all

A video posted by Stephanie Sarley (@stephanie_sarley) on

In addition to the usual "15-year-old boy who's super angry and doesn't understand copyright laws," she's also battled Instagram on their censorship of her account. She's never certain why Instagram deletes it, but they've removed her account more than once.

"Sarley is not only a finger porn auteur," writes the wordsmith over at Daily Dot. She's also authored Dick Dog & Friends Coloring Book, and two illustrated books called Orcunts and Crotch Monsters, "which replace vulvae with flowers and cartoon faces." (Actually NSFW image below.)

Posters coming soon! These are my top picks. Which ones you want on your walls?

A photo posted by Stephanie Sarley (@stephanie_sarley) on

Is that surprising? No, not really. But here's something of hers that might change the way you see (or eat) strawberries forever.

Rainbrows are the newest beauty craze to be exactly what they sound like.

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Who says you can't wear all your makeup at once? A lot of people, probably, but they are incorrect and basically joyless. If rainbow highlighter and rainbow eyelashes weren't enough to satisfy your lust for color, check out another fun trend among makeup fiends—rainbow eyebrows ("rainbrows," duh).

@maglanquebea #RainBrows (Literally the reason why i asked ur insta XD)

A photo posted by Lyz / Shellyz (@iamlyzzzz) on

You probably already have all the colors you need in the form of eyeshadows, but if not, Winky Lux has created a brow palette of primary colors specifically designed for rainbrows. It even comes with brow wax to keep those bad boys in place.

Rainbow eyebrows aren't exactly new in the makeup world, but they're a hit among festival-goers and they're definitely gaining in popularity as the warmer months approach. Because who doesn't want a pretty rainbow melting down their face in the summer heat?

Tag someone who could pull off #H0LES ➕ #RAINBROWS 🌈👃🌈 @dollskill

A photo posted by h0les eyewear 💎👃💎 (@h0les_eyewear) on

Even better—RAINBROWS WITH GLITTER!

If makeup is any indication, this woman is the happiest person alive.

You don't have to have brightly colored hair to make rainbow eyebrows work—it's not like people will think they're natural. It's actually a nice, way-bright touch for someone who may not want to commit to rainbows in their hair.

Rainbrows—they're not just for ladies anymore (actually, they never were).

Now go forth and spread rainbow makeup love. Remember—rainbows go with everything.

Orphaned baby rhinos line up to soulfully cry for milk. Have you ever heard a baby rhino cry?

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Redditor Nkandla works at the Care for Wild Africa Rhino Sanctuary in South Africa, where a number of baby rhinos are living after some mean old poachers (all poachers are mean and old, right?) killed their moms. Nkandla shared a video of three such babies who recently finished their milk, and would very much had liked some more. You've never heard Rhinos whine before, have you?

Uh, wait. What was that noise?

It's not ringing any bells except for pain.

First off, rhinos make noises? Secondly, rhinos sound like kazoos?? Or a gate sloooowly squeaking open and driving you mad one millisecond at a time?

Their noises are as weird and unexpected as whatever sounds came out of this koala's mouth.

Play both the rhino and koala video at the same time for a fun mash-up. The rhinos, though, are decisively less annoying because they're sad orphans who want milk.

But don't feel too bad for them: Nkandla made it clear that these whiny rhinos already got their fill of milk. "[T]hey are on a controlled diet that is tailored to each of their nutritional requirements. They get their milk every 3 hours!" Nkandla​ wrote.

"[Their diet] is constantly updated," Nkandla​ explained in another comment, "but giving them too much milk will give them diarrhoea, which is of course creates a big problem towards their health."

As painful as it may be to listen to, you should accept the pathetic whiny cries of the rhinos because they make a way better video than rhinos with diarrhea would.


If ‘Game of Thrones’ took place entirely on Snapchat - Season 6, Episode 4 recap: 'Book of the Stranger.'

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So far, the sixth season of Game of Thrones has moved a lot faster than the previous five—there's already a large and growing body count, and every plotline has moved forward at least once—just the kind of fast-moving developments perfect for a Snapchat recap. (As always, there's also our regular text recap.) Last night saw the return of Littlefinger and Robin Arryn, the first Stark reunion since season one, and the return of Daenerys to the room where she ate her first horse heart. One thing's for sure, though: everyone wants Tormund and Brienne to hook up.

This real eggplant looks an awful lot like what the eggplant emoji represents.

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Sometimes, people like making things look like a penises for everyone's amusement. Reddit user petabread91 posted an image of an eggplant that looks an awful lot like what the eggplant emoji has come to represent in text messages, and it didn't even need anything done to it. This eggplant came into the world looking just like this:

Maybe it just went swimming.

It has some pepper cousins:

Maybe it also just went swimming.
Small, but trying really hard.

 

Uncircumcised pepper.

Just like penises, vegetables come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Then spicy pictures of them get posted on the Internet so everyone can have a good laugh.

Little boy goes in for the hug, girl rebuffs him in no uncertain way.

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With kids' cuteness, it's easy to forget that the phrase "play date" still has the word "date" in it. And play dates are a lot like adult dates: they're forced social interactions orchestrated by parents, and sometimes, the chemistry just isn't there. This farewell after a play date starts like any other, with the boy's dad thinking his son should go for it and seal the deal (with a hug, of course).

The parents seemed pretty confident that the chill sesh went well, but that was not the case. This girl let the boy know how she really felt with the sort of scream you certainly feel inside, but haven't let out in decades. 

 Speak your truth, Kaitlin. You go, girl.

Jennifer Lawrence has a special message for Donald Trump.

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Jennifer Lawrence does not like Donald Trump. Previously, she said that "if Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world." But now she has some simpler words for him: "F*ck you!"

She apparently tried to tell him as much in person once. “I was at a concert where I heard he was attending, so I had my full security team, like I was like, ‘Find Donald Trump,’” she said on The Graham Norton Show. “I was adamant on finding him and making a video of me going, ‘Hey, Trump, f*ck you!’”

Don't worry, Jen. Donald Trump will find out what you meant to say to him. He definitely has a Google alert for his name, right?

Robert DeNiro suggests he'd date Jennifer Lawrence, with one caveat.

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At the GLAAD Media Awards on Saturday, Robert DiNiro told Jennifer Lawrence"If I were a lesbian, I'd be all over you." The GLAAD Media Awards recognize and honor media for fair, accurate, and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community and the issues that affect their lives. Lawrence presented DiNiro with the Excellence in Media Award for his HBO documentaryRemembering the Artist: Robert De Niro Sr. The documentary focused on De Niro Sr.’s struggle to hide his sexuality before coming out later in life.

He made the remark after Lawrence opened her speech by busting Di Niro's balls: 

Robert De Niro is not gay, so I don’t know why we’re here. That aside, Bob has asked me to present him with GLAAD’s Excellence in Media Award because, in his words, I am like a daughter to him. And that transpires to our once-a-week drinks at the Greenwich Hotel, where I ask him advice on absolutely everything. 

Us Weekly reports that Lawrence's jokes killed, and everyone loved seeing the two having fun on stage together. 

Grown out.

The first footage of the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' reboot with Laverne Cox is here.

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the cult film that either delighted you or scarred you permanently when your friend brought you to a showing in high school and outed you as a virgin, is getting a reboot on FOX. The trailer is short, but has partial nudity (duh), "The Time Warp" (double duh), and Laverne Cox making a delightful Frank-N-Furter (triple duh).

Tim Curry will also be involved with the new version, this time as the narrator.


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James Corden got Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas busking on Carpool Karaoke, even though they're rich.

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On Monday night, James Corden had Demi Lovato and her friend of 10 years (and brother of her ex-boyfriend) Nick Jonas keep him company on his way to work. They sang a few songs, gossiped about Nick Jonas' past love life (Miley, Selena, Miley, Serena), and talked about his (former) purity ring.

James pried into Demi and Nick's relationship to see if they ever hooked up, but nope. As Demi says, she tends to go for "older guys" (James, that's your cue, man!).

That purity ring was a lie!

Then they decided getting to work was no longer important and ended up busking on the sidewalk, which was great, but probably unnecessary as they are all very rich.

All right, pick up that hat, you don't need the money.

James even tried his hand (well, both of them) at some bucket-drumming. Spoiler alert: keep your day job (night job?), buddy.

Chloë Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham made their red carpet debut, are full grown celebrities now.

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Good-looking, famous teens Chloë Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham are Insta-offic (Instagram official—the new, more important Facebook official), which means it was only a matter of time until the two made their debut in front of professional photographers.

A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on

That moment is now. Moretz took along her boyfriend (a.k.a. the spawn of Victoria and David) to the premiere of her movie Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising.

Look at these baby angels:

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A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on

Brooklyn is all "I'm cool, like my dad—you know, David Beckham." And Moretz's lacy number is like, "I'm doing a crappy job of covering up this chick's body, but I can do that because she's 19."

With that side exposure, Moretz's dress is reminiscent of her Met Gala attire.

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A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on

FYI: that is a in fact a tattoo on Moretz's side, because she's a cool girl who casually chills with her boyfriend at movie premieres.

❤️

A photo posted by bb (@brooklynbeckham) on

So caj. Do they have a hip nickname yet? Like Crooklyn? Eh.

Courtney Stodden confirms pregnancy rumors after one of her friends spills to tabloids.

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The news is out—Courtney Stodden is definitely pregnant, according to Us Weekly, with her first child with her husband Doug "Horace from LOST" Hutchison. Rumors started a few days ago when RealityTea claimed the couple sent a video of Stodden reacting to news she was pregnant to family and friends (friends they might want to re-evaluate, considering one of them shared the news with a gossip website). 

"Haha, honey, I was a baby when you married me! Not literally but almost." 

The 21-year-old confirmed to Us that she's four weeks pregnant. This will be the first child for both Stodden and Hutchison, 55 (which, if you'll notice, is 34 years older than his bride, but hey, it's not illegal). It's pretty early for announcing a pregnancy—people typically wait until the end of the first trimester to start sharing the news. But then again, most people are not usually being followed constantly by paparazzi. She told Us:

It's a bittersweet time for me right now. I'm dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs. Doug and I weren't planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.

Yeah, GOOD JOB TABLOIDS* FOR RUINING EVERYTHING. [*not this website.]

Hopefully things will go smoothly for them. She's young, and healthy, and young, and also very young, so the odds are in her (very young) favor.

Pizzeria apologizes for 9/11-themed slice, but the Internet still can't get the taste out of its mouth.

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One New York City pizzeria chain is getting a lot of heat after it served up a poorly-named deep dish pizza to its customers. On Saturday, The Gothamist reports that Bravo Pizza—located in the Flatiron district—named one of its pies “Ground Zero Deep Dish.”

Yup.

It’s obvious as to why folks would be upset at the tactless name—labeling a piece of cheesy, thick-crusted goodness after a terrorist attack that killed thousands of people is kind of a no-no.

According to UPROXX, Bravo is undergoing a rebranding phase, and it will soon be called Big Slice New York. Thus, the pizzeria has been renaming various pies after prominent New York City landmarks and regions like “Empire State Buffalo Chicken” and “SoHo BBQ Chicken.” That's a fun idea, sure, but it probably doesn't mean there should be a Ground Zero pizza.

Following circulation of The Gothamist's photo of the pizza, Big Slice received some online backlash for their Ground Zero deep dish:

Other folks don't see anything wrong with it:

One very proud New York City lady even offered a pretty ingenious proposal:

Mike Steinberg, the owner of the shop on Fifth Ave, told ABC 7 that he took down the controversial name from the menu. 

I was thinking about taking that off, because I don’t know if we should put that on. Those aren’t the names exactly, it’s trial and error. I don’t want anybody to take it the wrong way, so that’s why I’m probably going to change it.

What do you think? Offensive or just pizza? 

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