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Instagram model Stina Sanders kindly turns down unsolicited dick pics, ends up sparking a dick pic debate.

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Blogger and modelStina Sanders recently shared something about herself on both her Instagram and her blog—namely that, contrary to some men's beliefs, she does not enjoy having random dicks slide into her DMs.

It's all about the gold chokers and sunroof weather 🙌🏽

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In a blog post titled "I don’t want to see your penis!" Sanders wrote that she "receive[s] erect penis images at least three times a week." Sanders argued quite sanely that unwarranted dick pics are harassment.

Flashing someone is harassment and I believe receiving an inappropriate image without consent, is also harassment. Your swollen gherkin isn’t going to make me land on my knees and beg you to be the father of my child. It’s going to make me turn on my heel and run in the opposite direction. Your photo is disrespectful and insulting to my eyes. 

To top off her argument, Sanders shared a conversation she had with one man and his penis.

Hopefully, this guy has learned his lesson. 

Instagram commenters, as commenters do, shared their varied opinions about Sanders' response. Some felt that Sanders deserves to get pictures of dicks as revenge for posting attractive pictures of herself (eyeroll). Others agreed heartily with Sanders.

To better understand both sides of the argument, peruse this sampling of Sanders' Instagrams.

#tbt selfie in Bangkok! ☀️😎 where is everyone going for their summer hols????

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If only my coconuts were this size. 🌴

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Don't lie...you shave your toes too! 👹#CaughtInTheAct

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In another life...when we are both cats. #VanillaSky

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Surely, that last one earned her dick pics from a couple fetish people.


Guy's transformation photo reveals the massive weight loss benefits of taking a dump.

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Imgur user conbrio offered some very refreshing #TransformationTuesday (kinda like #ThrowbackThursday but for people who have lost weight) photos that are even more honest than those 30-second transformation photos. To better appreciate conbrio's major transformation, it's best to start with his photo caption—though you should only continue if you're cool with hearing about other people's bowel movements.

Feel free to get out of here and keep living in denial about poop.

conbrio wrote:

One day I woke up bloated and sluggish after a gluttonous night of burritos and beer, looked down at my swollen belly and thought to myself, "this is the first day of the rest of my life" the only way to change things is to first want to change. So i went and took the biggest, gassiest log dump of my life. #TransformationTuesday

OK, you have proven yourself worthy. Check out this guy's major transformation.

Finally, a fitness photo that everyone can relate to. This picture is universal truth in a nutshell. Make sure to get your fiber in, folks. It's a serious body slimmer. 

Woman's new leggings come with handy guide for taking the perfect butt selfie.

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Redditor MCHammerCurls (shout-out to xxfitness) bought a lovely new pair of leggings from Celestial Bodiez in which to hit the gym. These leggings are specifically designed for female gym goers with the glutes to prove they spend time in the Iron Temple. Given their target audience, Celestial Bodiez provides a useful guide along with the leggings for taking not one but two types of buttselfies.

For this first selfie, the guide recommends to "focus on really pushing hip towards the mirror" with one leg carrying all your weight. Then you "take a backward step with the opposite foot." Only then should you "place your non-selfie hand on the front of your thigh on the planted leg." An added measure is to "give a little tricep flex."

For the second butt selfie, you should stand at a 45 degree angle from the mirror. The guide is very clear about this. Then there are some complicated instructions about popping your hips at the mirror, followed by a knee bend with your other leg. Again, one must lay the spare hand on the thigh closest to the mirror. Finally, after some back arching, you have completed the pose. "Smile. Selfie," the instructions finish.

MCHammerCurls has not yet tried these poses, though she did say the leggings have passed the squat test (meaning they aren't see-through when you bend your ass over). Between the fabric quality and helpful selfie guide, these leggings are a total win.

Hank Azaria and his 'Simpsons' characters delivered a hilarious commencement address.

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It's college commencement season, when celebrities are invited to campuses to dispense wisdom to the terrified, debt-ridden masses. Simpsons star and Tufts University alum Hank Azaria returned to his alma mater to offer his perspective on the issues, that boils down to:

To end his speech with a bang, Azaria gave advice as Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, and other iconic characters, delivering the speech to a lawn full of Comic Book Guys.

Here's the full speech for you to glean more wisdom from the voice of Azaria himself.

Thank you, Hank. Come again.

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This fascinating cartoon might explain why your cat is such a weird little creature.

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If you've ever wondered, "Wow. Why is this thing so freaking weird?" while in the presence of a cat before, you're not alone. From thinking they're gods to wondering if cats are actually really aliens or are trying to take over the world, people have come up with all sorts of theories to try and justify their weird behaviors. This Ted-Ed lesson narrated by Tony Buffington will put many of those to rest with these clear explanations of some of the things felines do that leave you asking, "why are you like that, cat?" They still might be aliens, though.

Apparently, cats prefer a clean litter box because when it is odorless, it won't give away their location to predators.

Humans also prefer a clean litter box so their home doesn't smell like piss.

They also like to explore small areas, because that's where small prey like mice would likely be hiding.

Even if they don't fits, they'll still try to sits.

And cats purr for many reasons, like they when are stressed, happy or hungry, but the frequency of their purring also helps to restore tissue, making their muscles and bones stronger. 

Plus, they make great vibrating heating pads.

Okay, the video does explain a few odd cat behaviors, but not all. Like, why are they so afraid of cucumbers!?

Oprah told Paul McCartney not to let Kanye use the n-word. Even the Beatle couldn't do it.

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Who is more powerful: Oprah, or one of two living Beatles? The answer, apparently, is Kanye West, which Paul McCartney himself had to admit after Oprah asked him to disassociate himself from "All Day," his collaboration with West from last year, because of the rapper's use of the "n-word" in the song. "Yeah, but it's Kanye!" McCartney apparently protested to Oprah. Good excuse.

Said McCartney in an interview with BBC Radio 4:

I get this track back, a thing called 'All Day': he's taken my melody and he's made it seriously urban, which is funny because the lyrics use the N-word -- a lot! People like Oprah, who's a little conservative about that stuff, said, ‘You shouldn't do it, even black people shouldn't use that word. I said, ‘Yeah, but it's Kanye!' And he's talking about an urban generation that uses that word in a completely different way. It's the context. So I was actually pleased with it.

Probably a good call, Paul. Don't challenge Kanye. But also, like, maybe don't use the word "urban" in quite this context? Is one allowed to give advice to the person who wrote "Yesterday?" 

The actor who plays Hodor in 'Game of Thrones' sent out the perfect tweet to cheer you up.

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(Spoilers Ahead) Kristian Nairn, the actor who played the heroic big man Hodor in Game of Throneshad a special treat for everyone who was sad about his character's death in Sunday's episode. Nairn tweeted his ADR from an early episode's script. ADR, or automated dialog replacement, is when actors dub dialog from the script in post-production (for example, if the microphone just didn't pick up their line during a take). Scripts for ADR are broken down by character, not by scene. Here's what Nairn's ADR script looked like:

What did you expect?

Nairn has since deleted the tweet, probably for mysterious HBO legal reasons. But the actor is still grateful for all your messages to him about how sad he made you.

The metadata on the photo, by the way, makes it seem like this script is from season three, though there is literally no other way to tell. The only line of dialog Nairn ever had on the show was "Hodor." Though, as you found out last Sunday, it meant a lot more than you'd think.


Twitter is on the hunt for Samantha and her fiancé Graham after some guy tweeted the bride-to-be was banging his friend.

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A Twitter user posted a tweet letting the world know that his friend was having a splendid evening with a woman named Samantha. He felt he had to when he learned that Samantha was engaged to Graham, and was probably going to marry him very soon, considering she was getting it on with this dude during her bachelorette party. The OP has since deleted the tweet, but not before the Daily Star managed to grab a screenshot of it.

You can fit a lot of drama in 140 characters.

Graham's best man has some good material for his wedding speech.

Twitter soon rallied to support Graham and/or get in on the drama. People started sharing their opinions and well wishes (for Graham) with the hashtag #PrayForGraham.

People wanted to know who this couple was and what happened.

This guy popped up, presenting himself as Graham.

There is much skepticism that @DougJ7777 is actually Graham, because his handle is @DougJ7777. And the real Graham probably has better things to do than tweet, like canceling his wedding. (Unless Graham is cool with this all. In which case, carry on Graham and Sam.)

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You won't believe how much this dog drools. This is just way too much drool.

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Lots of dogs drool, but this Great Dane is an outlier. While your average canine's lip might start glistening from the smell of a fresh-baked ham, this tall drink of slobber only has to hear the word "food" for his mouth to turn into a veritable siphon of thick, syrupy saliva. It's disgusting, yet hypnotic.

One thing's for sure, this dog owner spends a lot of time mopping. Otherwise, he'd constantly be slipping around his apartment like an NBA player on a sweat-covered court during overtime.

Couple lil' pranksters snuck a lil' rapper into their high school yearbook.

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Reddit user Unoiseau had a lil' bit of fun as editor of his high school yearbook. He and his best friend snuck in a picture and sorta fake name for the rapper Lil Wayne. His real name is Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., so they gave him the half-correct name of Dwayne Wayne:

This is good clean fun.

Commentors on Reddit were quick to point out that Dwayne Wayne was a character on the TV show A Different World, which was a spin-off of The Cosby Show.

The character was best known for his flip-up glasses:

Hopefully, Lil Wayne finds this funny, because he's not guy you want to have a feud with.

Anne Hathaway and James Corden faced off in a rap battle and it got surprisingly personal.

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Anne Hathaway (who has successfully reversed the general ill will against her) and James Corden did the next best thing to Carpool Karaoke on Tuesday evening: a rap battle. It was painful, but in the good kind of way.

Yeah, that was carefully pre-written, but still enjoyable—and cruel. "That was actually mean," Corden told Hathaway. He's right, Hathaway did not hold back.

"You're the worst British export since small pox."

Hathaway's demeanor only hurt the eyes a little bit.

Corden kept up with his Oscars digs, which she totally deserved.

"Trust me I won't lose this to an imposter, it's more likely they'll ask you again to host the Oscars."

The KFC bucket himself.

Well, Corden did lose, judging by the cheers for Hathaway. Please don't let that mean Hathaway will be doing the Oscars again. Please, please no.

OK, let's carry on as normal now and pretend we don't live in a world where "Anne Hathaway" and "rap battle" exist in the same phrase.

15 stars who publicly admitted to hating their own terrible movies as much as you do.

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Have you ever watched a terrible movie starring your favorite celebrity and wondered to yourself, what the heck were they thinking? Well, it turns out the celebrities who starred in them may actually have hated those movies, too. Some stars have even gone as far as publicly saying so, which you can't help but respect even though they clearly didn't have a problem cashing their huge paychecks, did they? Here are 15 celebrities who through some serious shade at their own films.

1. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, 50 Shades of Grey

50 Shades of oh, hell no.

The stars of 50 Shades of Grey hated the movie (and each other), according to many reports. Jamie Dornan said of the film's success, “Mass appreciation doesn't always equate to something good. Think of Hitler!"

Dakota Johnson said, “I don’t want my family to see it, because it’s inappropriate. Or my brother’s friends that I grew up with. Also, there’s part of me that’s like, I don’t want anyone to see this movie. Just kidding.” (Yeah sure, just kidding.)

Apparently, they didn't hate it enough to avoid signing on for the sequel and make that fat cash. Really, though, Christian Grey should've been paid double for having to say, "I don't make love, I f*ck. Hard" with a straight face. 

2. Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up

Smile, even though you didn't make the poster. 

Part of the reason Katherine Heigl gained a reputation for being difficult is because she ripped on her own hit movie Knocked Up in an interview with Vanity Fair in 2008. She told the magazine, "[It was] a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys."​ Yeah duh, welcome to Hollywood, Heigl.

Also she had to make out with Seth Rogan, so...

3. Robert Pattinson, Twilight

Not a Twi-hard.

It's kind of hilarious how much R-Pats hates the Twilight films, even though he made, like, a hundred of them. He told E! news, “When I read it, it seems like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published,” he also admitted that the entire series “doesn’t make any sense.” 

This great supercut of him hating on the Twilight movies will make you even more #TeamEdward:

4. Matt Damon, The Bourne Ultimatum

He was Bourne this way.

Damon ripped screenwriter Tony Gilroy a new one for his script for the last installment of the Bourne trilogy. “I don’t blame Tony for taking a boatload of money and handing in what he handed in. It’s just that it was unreadable,” the actor said of the final product. “This is a caree- ender…It’s terrible. It’s really embarrassing. He was having a go, basically, and he took his money and left.”​

Yeah, just from this clip alone, it's clear that something about Jason Bourne seems different:

5. Christopher Plummer, Sound of Music

The hills are alive with the sound of bullsh*t.

This one honestly might rock your world. The dad in The Sound of Music wanted the Nazis to win. Well, he might as well have, anyway. Christopher Plummer told The Hollywood Reporter that he hated the beloved movie musical "because it was so awful and sentimental and gooey." ​He supposedly went around referring to it as "The Sound of Mucus."

Dude, if you don't like The Sound of Music, well... so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye, b*tch. 

6. George Clooney, Batman and Robin

Sure, he apologized for Batman and Robin, but what about Oceans 13?

“I always apologize for Batman & Robin,” the actor said after being asked on The Graham Norton Show if he had apologized to the crowd at ComiCon for the movie. “Let me just say that I’d actually thought I’d destroyed the franchise until somebody else brought it back years later and changed it. I thought at the time that this was going to be a very good career move. Ummmmm, it wasn’t.”

How could you be embarrassed about a movie with this many puns? 

7. Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Shut your adorable wizarding mouth, Mr. Potter.

Harry Potter himself dissed a Harry Potter movie, can you believe it? “It’s hard to watch a film like Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, because I’m just not very good in it. I hate it,” he told the Daily Mail. “My acting is very one-note and I can see I got complacent and what I was trying to do just didn’t come across.”

Oh Harry Daniel, don't be so hard on yourself, you were just a kid. At least you can rap:

8. Megan Fox, Transformers

Transformers bad, Turtles good.

During her promotional tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Fox said that the human characters are doing nothing but "running and screaming" and that her acting in the first movie was "terrible." Later, she said that director Michael Bay was "like Hitler on his sets." 

She eventually escaped the Transformers franchise, but her standards weren't high enough to avoid making not one, but TWO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. She also get married 90210's, Brian Austin Greene and let him get her pregnant not once but twice.

That's unrelated to the movie thing but it gives a good excuse to play this, which presumably he used to seduce her:

9. Michelle Pfeiffer, Grease 2

So, is she saying she doesn't want a cool rider?

Michelle Pfeiffer didn't shy away from talking smack about starring in the Grease sequel no one wanted. "I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was," the actress told Hollywood.com about Grease 2."At the time I was young and didn't know any better."

But she has such a good voice. Maybe she should do Dangerous Minds: the musical?

10. Mark Wahlberg, The Happening

Yeah but, is it worse than pulling your pants down in front of The Funky Bunch?

The only thing Mark Wahlberg hates more than being called Marky Mark was starring in the M. Night Shyamalan bomb The Happening. He said in a press conference, "The Happening. F*ck it. It is what it is. F*cking trees, man. The plants. F*ck it. You can’t blame me for wanting to try to play a science teacher."

Maybe not, but we can blame you for this bit of acting gold, "What, no!"

11. Halle Berry, Catwoman

This cat movie will make you want to claw your eyes out.

Halle Berry had already bagged an Oscar when she agreed to star in the cringe-worthy superhero movie, Catwoman. In her acceptance speech for Worst Actress at the 2004 Razzies, she didn't hold back, "First of all, I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece of sh*t, god-awful movie. It was just what my career needed." 

Did you forget how hilariously awful this movie was?

12. Channing Tatum, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

This movie had too many clothes!

“Look, I’ll be honest. I f*cking hate that movie. I hate that movie,” Channing Tatum told Howard Stern about his film G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra. The poor hottie was forced to do it because of a contract with Paramount. "They signed me for a three-picture deal… as a young (actor), you’re like, `Oh my god, that sounds amazing, I’m doing that,'” Tatum said.  Even though “the script wasn’t any good,” he said he had “no option."

Luckily, he was able to redeem himself by dancing his perfectly toned ass off in Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL. 

13. Alec Baldwin, Rock of Ages

This movie is more embarrassing than calling your daughter "a thoughtless little pig."

It's safe to say Alec Baldwin has some serious regrets in life. High among them is the embarrassingly bad movie musical, Rock of Ages. Baldwin publicly admitted the film was "horrible" and a "complete disaster. " He said, "A week in, you go, 'Oh God, what have I done?'"

He reportedly begged the studio to replace him. They didn't. Now we have this:

14. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Red Sonja

"It's wuhs dan Junioh." (That's Arnold-speak for 'it's worse than Junior.')

Arnold has starred in some pretty epic bombs (Batman and Robin, Junior, Jingle All the Way) but he says Red Sonja is the most humiliating. "It's the worst film I have ever made. When my kids get out of line, they're sent to their rooms and forced to watch Red Sonja 10 times. I never had too much trouble with them."

This movie is bad, but at least "it's not a tumor."

15. Bill Murray, Garfield

This is what happens when you don't have an agent.

In 2004, Bill Murray confused everyone when he followed up his Oscar nominated role in Lost in Translation with the Garfield movie. Murray told GQ he only signed on to voice the Monday-hating, lasagna-loving, comic strip cat because he thought the film was written by Joel Coen of the Coen Brothers. When filming began, he quickly suspected what the world would later come to know as fact: Garfield sucked.  Murray told the magazine, "I was exhausted, soaked with sweat, and the lines got worse and worse. And I said, 'Okay, you better show me the whole rest of the movie, so we can see what we're dealing with.'" (He didn't read the script ahead of time?) "So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, 'Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What the f*ck was Coen thinking?' And then they explained it to me: It wasn't written by that Joel Coen." In fact, it wasn't written by a Joel Coen at all. It was written by Joel Cohen.

Spelling, people. It's important. Ok, but what was his excuse for doing Garfield 2

 

Ya got paid, didn't ya Bill?

Jimmy Fallon made Blake Shelton try sushi for the first time and he was ridiculously freaked out.

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Blake Shelton has been alive for 39 years, but until now, hadn't truly lived: the country singer/Mr. Gwen Stefani had gone nearly four decades without eating sushi. 

Much like all the viral videos featuring people trying exotic foods for the first time, Jimmy Fallon righted this wrong, treating Shelton to some artisanal rolls at Nobu, which Shelton found "has the texture of pre-chewed gum" and "Play-Doh." He surrendered to the beauty of the salmon, but aggressively could not handle the yellowfish. It's both the best and worst commercial for Japanese food, and will undoubtedly make you hungry.

The next time Shelton sings"Came Here to Forget," he'll likely dedicate it to sashimi. 


A school's absolutely baffling policy on bathroom trips led a 12-year-old to bleed through her pants.

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Some time ago, Redditor p_i_see_you shared a true period horror story that is awful not simply because blood and embarrassment but because the school where this took place is borderline abusive. In great length, p_i_see_you explained how her 12-year-old daughter bled through her pants on her period. This happened because the girl had already used up her allowed bathroom trips.

The girl used up her bathroom pass pretty quickly, because humans need to use the bathroom on the reg.

The school, because it's a "safety issue," only allows kids a very small number of bathroom trips during class time. Otherwise, they can hit the toilet during the three whole minutes between classes. If these kids fancy taking a calming crap during lunch, that's not allowed. As the parent's story will describe, going to the bathroom can result in detention. There may be a lot of text here but stick with it because the crazy keeps coming.

So, my daughter is 12 and is in middle school. Today she came home and told me that she started her period and bled through her pants. When I asked why she didn't go to the bathroom, she said she already used her five time limit for the nine weeks. I asked what happens after she used up the five times, she said that she would get detention. She said she asked the teacher but the teacher told her no unless she wanted to explain why she needed to go. IMO, a 12 year old girl shouldn't have to stand up in front of her class and tell everyone she's on her period. She was pretty upset and apologized, I'm more upset the school would allow this. There is nothing in the school policy about this five time bathroom limit, the kids only have 3 minutes in between classes, she's not allowed to go during lunch, and if she gets too many detentions she's off her softball team! When did schools agree that going to the bathroom is a privledge and not a right?!

Is this really normal for middle school?

The mother then returned to her Reddit comment to add a few updates which, amazingly, make this whole situation even more despicable.

Update 1: So I'm sorry but I guess this post was removed for Rule 3... I apologize for getting people worked up... I just thought it was a WTF thing?! Will people still be able to see if I do an update?

Update 2: Sorry it took a little longer than I thought it would be to get out an update. I left work at 7am and got to my daughter's school at around 7:30 and had to wait about 20 minutes to meet with the assistant principal. Here is a brief synopsis of the conversation:

Me: (I took notepad with me to write down the answers because it's against the law to record someone without their knowledge in my state) Gave her a brief run down of what happened with my daughter yesterday and the name of the teacher that caused all the problems. Then I asked if she could show me where the bathroom policy was located in the school handbook. Assistant Principal: Told me that she didn't really know the handbook very well and that the principal was the one who usually handled that. ME: So, there's not a "real" policy for bathroom breaks and this pass that allows five bathroom breaks in a nine week period. AP: Again, the Principal would know more about that. ME: What happens after the kids use the five breaks. My daughter told me that they get detention. AP: After they use the five breaks then they get an additional three tardies, on the 4th tardy they get an unexcused absence and a letter is sent home. On tardies 5-7, they get detention. On the 8th tardy they get another unexcused absence and an in-school suspension. ME: How many detentions can a student have before it affects their standing in athletics? (My daughter is on the softball team) AP: Well, it won't affect anything, she might get fussed at by her coach. ME: So, they won't miss out on field trips or team meets that are out of town? AP: Oh well, yes, it could affect her standing in athletics and she would not be allowed to go on field trips at the end of the year and after school activities. ME: How much time do they have in between classes. My daughter told me three minutes to get from class to class. AP: Well, I think it's four minutes...(thought about it for a minute) no, it's only three minutes. But that is enough time to get to another class and still use the bathroom. And she can always stop by the class she is supposed to go to and tell them that she needs to use the bathroom. But they can still give her a tardy, it's just a courtesy. ME: So, you feel that three minutes is enough time to get all her books together, go to the bathroom, deal with her feminine issue and then get to the next class? AP: Well, you could always email her teachers and explain the situation but again, they don't have to abide by that. But the female teachers are pretty sensitive about feminine issues. ME: But what does my child even have to say anything? She's 12, why does she have to stand in front of the classroom and tell the teacher in front of 30 students and say she's having her period? AP: Well, some kids could take advantage of it and... ME: Are the kids allowed to go the bathroom during lunch? AP: Well, if I'm in the lunch room I let them go to the bathroom. ME: So, you allow it but other teachers might not? AP: Well, once lunch is done then the kids line up and go to the next class and they can go to the bathroom at that time. ME: What happens if the bell rings while they are in the bathroom. AP: Then they get a tardy. ME: So, since they don't get a chance to use the bathroom during lunch, do they have a break time in between classes longer than 3 minutes? AP: No, but they are usually allowed to go during PE or an electives class. (She started looking up my daughter's schedule) Well, she's in percussion in first period and PE in second period so I recommend that she goes to the bathroom before she leaves PE. ME: So, she would have to go the bathroom before 9:30am and then hold it? Are the students allowed to use other bathrooms...like they can use any bathroom? AP: No, they can only use the bathroom that is on their wing (7th graders can only use 7th grade bathrooms) ME: Told her that I was very upset with what happened yesterday and if there was any reason that a child might be allowed to go to the bathroom more than the number of times allotted between classes or on the pass. AP: Well, if you could get a doctor's note, this whole thing is moot. ME: I told her that I shouldn't have to take my child to the doctor and pay for the note saying something that should just be common sense.

Is this a Kafka novel?

This determined parent continued on her mission to expose this school's insane bathroom rules.

I left the school and drove 26 miles to the school district and spoke with the assistant superintendent. Met with him, gave him a run down and went over the notes that I took down and relayed the answers that the AP gave me. He apologized for what happened to my daughter and then stated that there was no bathroom policy for the district because he said that there shouldn't be a policy on something that is common sense. He said that she shouldn't have to say that she is having a feminine issue, all she needs to say is that she is having an emergency. He said, granted that she couldn't take advantage of it and that if it was becoming a problem, that she might need to be seen by a doctor. I explained that most of the passes were for after lunch, and she has gone the first two 9 weeks without having a problem. Then I said that I thought it was crazy that they were not allowed to go to the bathroom during their lunch, which he was also shocked to hear. I asked him if he thought that 3 minutes was a reasonable amount of time to get out of class, go to the bathroom, and get to the next class (not to mention a teen girl on her period). He said that the layout of our middle school is not the greatest and that it is very disjointed so he could see where it would take more time if she was in a different wing. He said that they have been looking at making the class periods smaller so that they have more time in between classes but that would not fix the short term problems with children not being allowed to go the bathroom. He told me that he was going to get in touch with the AP that I spoke with and the Principal and start an investigation regarding my concerns. He told me that if the principal did not call me back today that he would. I told him I was worried about any retaliation that my daughter my suffer and he told me if there were any further problems to call him directly.

Here is a copy of the email my husband sent my daughter's teacher and the schedule times for their classes:http://imgur.com/a/2lvTl

Unfortunately, that link is no longer live, but one can assume it was filled with parental rage.

So, I'll just take a nap and wait to hear from the school before I go to work tonight.

Update 3: I forgot to post this but when I stopped by my husband's work, his co-worker had a child that was in my daughter's class last year and had the same teacher. The same teacher wouldn't let him go the bathroom either and he did crap his pants.

THE KID CRAPPED HIS PANTS AND NO ONE THOUGHT THERE WAS A PROBLEM?

The rightly concerned parent had one final update to share.

Update 4: Ok, just got off the phone with the school principal. He stated that they could not just let children come and go and do whatever they want to because it's a safety issue. Then he stated that he spoke with the teacher that said that she did tell my daughter that she couldn't go to the bathroom but that if she would have known that it was a female issue, she would have definitely have let her go. I asked why she needed to be told that it was a feminine issue in the first place and there had to be a better way than telling the teacher this info in front of the other students. He said that she could write a note to the teacher and tell her and so she wouldn't have to actually say it out loud. I told him that we have had problems with this same teacher all year (she's an advanced teacher and my daughter wants to leave the class but we've told her that she needs to stick it out) and this was the final straw. He said that they called my daughter into the office with him, the AP, and the teacher in question and told her that she would always be allowed to go the bathroom for a feminine issue. He asked if he wanted to the teacher to call me, especially after the email my husband sent, I told him no but said that my husband is usually very level headed and he was very upset because this is his baby. He apologized again. And, I made sure there would be no retaliation again my daughter...but we'll see what her take is on this whole thing when she gets home from school today!

Oh, so all this could've been solved if a 12-year-old girl basically announced to everyone that she had her period? The principal's explanation makes one wonder if this dude has ever had any experience with a middle school child. And obviously, as this is Reddit, you're only getting one side of the story. But from this side, it seems pretty obvious there's a big problem.

There's no word on whether the school's bathroom policy has been addressed and radically changed. Everyone probably hopes that's the case because otherwise there is no logic in the world.

This guy immediately regretted how good he is at catching sex toys in his mouth.

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A new gif is blowing up Reddit for its combination of skill, drama, surprise, and dildos. In the short clip, which was posted to r/unexpected on May 24, a hoodie-wearing man chilling on a patio looks up, opens his mouth, and received the slow-motion surprise of his life.

What is it that makes this gif so rewatchable? Maybe it's the fact that he's trying to catch the dildo, but obviously didn't expect to succeed. The way his eyes bug out when he feels that plastic phallus strike the back of his throat is truly priceless. This clip is like Citizen Kane—it just has more depth the more times you watch it. The original poster, HickoryDickoryDank, made this observation only after it had started to go viral:

It truly is a masterpiece. It's not surprising it went so viral on Reddit, collecting over 5,600 upvotes in its first day. This gif is bound to go down as an all-time Internet classic. Thank goodness people are so immature.

Ariel Winter took time out from prom to make a NSFW Instagram tribute to Beyoncé.

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In case you missed it, Ariel Winter attended her prom over the weekend. On Tuesday, she posted a black and white Instagram of herself in her prom finery, looking very classic and classy, except for the part where she's flipping off the camera.

Middle fingers up Put them hands high Wave it in his face Tell him boy bye 👋🏽

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on

She captioned the image with a few lines from "Sorry," one of the tracks off Beyoncé's Lemonade:

Middle fingers up
Put them hands high
Wave it in his face
Tell him boy bye

It's good to know that Ariel, like the rest of the civilized world, is a huge fan of Queen Bey.

Nicki Minaj revealed her stripper name and with it a tantalizing fact about her underwear.

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Nicki Minaj revealed her stripper name, and no, it's not Nicki Minaj (but thanks for playing, haters). By using the latest formula of how to find out one's stripper name, Minaj revealed her underwear preference, and her buns don't want none. 

"None Salmon," Nicki responded to the academic prompt: "Your stripper name is the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate...."

Minaj clarified her new nickname with a follow-up tweet:

She even retweeted fans celebrating her new persona.

And hilariously responded to other peoples' underwear and food combos.

Be free, Commando Nicki.

Woman realizes too late why her bargain pillows were so reasonably priced.

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Yazmin Zurtti picked out two cute pillows on eBay that looked like they were a perfect match for the bedding in her new room. "I thought I'd got them for a good price and they would look smart," Zurtti told the Mirror. In the end, the pillows were very cute, in the sense that they were absolutely minuscule and fit for a dollhouse.

In total, Zurtti spent almost $9 for her pillows, which ended up being an inch wide each. That seems a little steep for tiny pieces of fabric. "It's my own fault for ordering the wrong thing," Zurtti admitted.

"When I opened the package," Zurtti said, "I was just stood there with them in my hand thinking: "What am I supposed to do with these?'"

In the end, Zurtti found an ideal solution for her eBay purchase: dog toy. "My chihuahua loves them so I'm keeping them as a toy to play games with her. They're sitting proudly on top of my cabinet now."

Minnie the wide-eyed dog can now do fun things like trepidatiously place a paw on the fragile tiny pillows. Yeah, these pillows are still useless.

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