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April 17, 2014, 5:01 am

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April 17, 2014, 7:59 am

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April 17, 2014, 8:08 am

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April 17, 2014, 8:30 am

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I can't wait to hide all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

April 17, 2014, 9:51 am

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April 17, 2014, 10:35 am

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Sorry Jesus's resurrection is being overshadowed by Mrs. Doubtfire's.

April 17, 2014, 10:42 am

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May your Easter birthday not remind you of your dwindling supply of viable eggs.

April 17, 2014, 11:15 am

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April 17, 2014, 1:38 pm

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I put out before the first date.

April 17, 2014, 5:01 pm

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April 18, 2014, 5:01 am

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Congratulations to someone whose sperm seem to find eggs faster than a kid on Easter.

April 18, 2014, 6:30 am

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April 18, 2014, 8:19 am

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May Jesus forgive me for what I do to my parents' bathroom after eating 17 slices of ham.

April 18, 2014, 8:41 am

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April 18, 2014, 9:51 am

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This 4/20, let's smoke enough pot to find the story of Easter believable.

April 18, 2014, 10:25 am

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April 18, 2014, 11:03 am

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I wish someone would tell me to sit in the corner and think about what I've eaten.

April 18, 2014, 11:48 am

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