Jesus Photobombing Families on Easter

April 18, 2014, 1:12 pm

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I'm sorry your celebration of 4/20 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs.

April 18, 2014, 2:02 pm

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Sorry the body of Christ isn't gluten-free.

April 18, 2014, 2:25 pm

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I was just told my Internet would be down for 15 minutes so I guess I know how Jesus must have felt before the crucifixion.

April 19, 2014, 5:01 am

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Celebrating 4/20 has made me hungrier than Jesus after not eating for 3 days.

April 20, 2014, 5:01 am

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I think we're ready to get a pet for you to clean up after.

April 21, 2014, 8:30 am

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The only college friend you'll have for the rest of your life is Sallie Mae.

April 21, 2014, 9:48 am

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I hope a 38-year-old winning the Boston Marathon doesn't make you feel even worse for inevitably blowing off the gym today.

April 21, 2014, 11:14 am

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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.

April 21, 2014, 5:01 pm

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I'm feeling a little shaky ever since I was shamed at Whole Foods for forgetting my reusable bags.

April 22, 2014, 5:01 am

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10 Translations of Graduation Speech Cliches

April 22, 2014, 7:01 am

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You're my favorite person to meet for a bad glass of wine and a good cry.

April 22, 2014, 7:59 am

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I'd like to conserve energy this Earth Day by letting you be on top.

April 22, 2014, 8:34 am

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It's the perfect day to sound only slightly insane for warning the world about cow farts.

April 22, 2014, 8:55 am

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Let's stop climate change before the rising tides create more surfers.

April 22, 2014, 9:18 am

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Happy Earth Day to all remaining species.

April 22, 2014, 9:42 am

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Happy Pretending You Know What You Can And Can’t Recycle Day.

April 22, 2014, 9:58 am

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Just wanted the office to know this Earth Day that I won't be giving any wasteful courtesy flushes during the crap I'm about to take.

April 22, 2014, 10:35 am

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Celebrate Earth Day by not hating everyone on a Citi Bike for 24 hours.

April 22, 2014, 10:54 am

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The only thing I plan to waste on Earth Day is my company's time.

April 22, 2014, 11:10 am

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